When he knocks on your door, will you let him in?
Are you ready for Jesus tomorrow?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 1, 2024 5:45 AM |
If he looks like Jared Leto, hell no.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 31, 2024 3:16 AM |
I'm prelubed and presenting on my couch.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 31, 2024 3:24 AM |
My neighborhood church is having three services and is charging $10 a head.
Ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 31, 2024 3:31 AM |
The gardeners only come to service my ... lawn on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 31, 2024 3:32 AM |
^^ Jesús
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 31, 2024 3:34 AM |
Will he hand me 3 nails and ask me "Can you put me up for the night?"
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 31, 2024 3:37 AM |
You know, Judas got a raw deal by ending up being vilified down through the ages.
Ok, so he took a few coins.
But somebody had to move the plan along.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 31, 2024 3:40 AM |
What people freak out if Jesus showed up looking the way he probably would have looked?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 31, 2024 3:44 AM |
Yes R9.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 31, 2024 3:54 AM |
Yes, I will visiting Canada Easter week.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 31, 2024 3:55 AM |
“Smell that? It’s the scent of eternity!”
“Stop giving me M&Ms!”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 31, 2024 4:02 AM |
Yes, I'd let him in. I need all the help I can get. I got saved last Saturday. I didn't plan it or expect it. I went to Church because an older friend wanted to go so, I took him. I let him in. I don't want to stop listening to rock music or give up other things. I guess that'll come later.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 31, 2024 4:02 AM |
Is he the "HOT GUY" hanging on that cross working that loincloth that's barely hanging on to those hips?
I always thought he was "hot as Fuck"!! Now. that's a piece of ass, always wanted his Holy manseed shot all over my 13 yr old body!!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 31, 2024 4:32 AM |
Only if he comes and helps me prepare my Easter dinner plus helps me with decorating 2 cakes I made earlier today.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 31, 2024 6:47 AM |
How is your... lawn doing lately R4? Is it tightly trimmed or loose and rambling?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 31, 2024 6:53 AM |
[quote]Only if he comes and helps me prepare my Easter dinner plus helps me with decorating 2 cakes I made earlier today.
Is one of them an empty tomb cake, R16?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 31, 2024 6:59 AM |
Only if he wants to show me the gift of tongues and a second cumming.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 31, 2024 7:54 AM |
Getting gangbanged on the cross, R19? Even Dawson didn't think of that.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 31, 2024 2:29 PM |
If you buy my bible for $59.95 plus S&H, I can show you the way to Jesus and all things holy.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 31, 2024 2:37 PM |
To R19, Isn't that the scene from The Robe, starring the yummy Richard Burton & the beautiful Jean Simmons. That's a scene that Richard Burton is raping Jesus and just about to nutt, when he sees Jean Simmons slamming 3 fingers into her pussy, so Richard leaves Jesus to the common soldiers, give Jean all his Burton babies into her stretched-out wet pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 31, 2024 10:12 PM |
Phillywhore, I thought R19 was from Lair of the White Worm. Close, but not quite.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 1, 2024 5:29 AM |
To R24, I just played that clip, that's a real fucking movie. I had to watch it twice thinking, "someone filmed that shit"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 1, 2024 5:45 AM |