You can use a store bought cake, if you didn’t plan.
Heave you started your EMPTY TOMB cake for Easter tomorrow?
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| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 31, 2024 7:52 PM |
My favorite part is when she says “…and behold: the tomb is EMPTY” with a dramatic flourish.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 30, 2024 11:22 PM |
That whole biblical myth is just preposterous.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 30, 2024 11:26 PM |
Looks much more fuckable than an American Pie.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 30, 2024 11:26 PM |
I would deem any Empty Tomb Cake without action figures to just be lazy : (
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 30, 2024 11:29 PM |
Imagine the cake she makes for Good Friday.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 30, 2024 11:39 PM |
Looks a lot better than Sandra Lee’s Kwanza cake. Just thinking about that thing makes me nauseated.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 31, 2024 12:51 AM |
That's a cute idea, until you realize someone's getting the piece with the chunk spooned out of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 31, 2024 8:39 AM |
Well titled OP because that cake or whatever it is makes me want to heave.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 31, 2024 8:50 AM |
[quote] you realize someone's getting the piece with the chunk spooned out of it.
That’s fine. Some of prefer a smaller piece.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 31, 2024 2:48 PM |
He took his dick out and my hole was empty.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 31, 2024 2:54 PM |
My empty tomb cake comes with a dancing Judas in Cha Cha heels 👠
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 31, 2024 2:56 PM |
Jesus says he wants to behold hot fudge in there
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 31, 2024 3:41 PM |
I’m speechless.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 31, 2024 5:15 PM |
If you eat it while on shrooms, the baby Jesus starts crawling out from the center!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 31, 2024 5:17 PM |
R4 To truly elevate the work, Mary Magdalen and the other tomb visitors should be made of Peeps.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 31, 2024 5:19 PM |
R-8, is that Pees Christ?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 31, 2024 6:38 PM |
R18, is that Pees Christ?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 31, 2024 6:39 PM |