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Heave you started your EMPTY TOMB cake for Easter tomorrow?

You can use a store bought cake, if you didn’t plan.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 31, 2024 6:52 PM

My favorite part is when she says “…and behold: the tomb is EMPTY” with a dramatic flourish.

by Anonymousreply 1March 30, 2024 10:22 PM

That whole biblical myth is just preposterous.

by Anonymousreply 2March 30, 2024 10:26 PM

Looks much more fuckable than an American Pie.

by Anonymousreply 3March 30, 2024 10:26 PM

I would deem any Empty Tomb Cake without action figures to just be lazy : (

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by Anonymousreply 4March 30, 2024 10:29 PM

Imagine the cake she makes for Good Friday.

by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2024 10:39 PM

Looks a lot better than Sandra Lee’s Kwanza cake. Just thinking about that thing makes me nauseated.

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2024 11:51 PM

Would an armadillo cake work?

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by Anonymousreply 7March 30, 2024 11:54 PM

This one is more hardcore:

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by Anonymousreply 8March 31, 2024 12:27 AM

That's a cute idea, until you realize someone's getting the piece with the chunk spooned out of it.

by Anonymousreply 9March 31, 2024 7:39 AM

Well titled OP because that cake or whatever it is makes me want to heave.

by Anonymousreply 10March 31, 2024 7:50 AM

[quote] you realize someone's getting the piece with the chunk spooned out of it.

That’s fine. Some of prefer a smaller piece.

by Anonymousreply 11March 31, 2024 1:48 PM

He took his dick out and my hole was empty.

by Anonymousreply 12March 31, 2024 1:54 PM

My empty tomb cake comes with a dancing Judas in Cha Cha heels 👠

by Anonymousreply 13March 31, 2024 1:56 PM

Jesus says he wants to behold hot fudge in there

by Anonymousreply 14March 31, 2024 2:41 PM

I’m speechless.

by Anonymousreply 15March 31, 2024 4:15 PM

If you eat it while on shrooms, the baby Jesus starts crawling out from the center!

by Anonymousreply 16March 31, 2024 4:17 PM

R4 To truly elevate the work, Mary Magdalen and the other tomb visitors should be made of Peeps.

by Anonymousreply 17March 31, 2024 4:19 PM

Pees crucifiction

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by Anonymousreply 18March 31, 2024 5:22 PM

Peeps last supper

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by Anonymousreply 19March 31, 2024 5:23 PM

R-8, is that Pees Christ?

by Anonymousreply 20March 31, 2024 5:38 PM

R18, is that Pees Christ?

by Anonymousreply 21March 31, 2024 5:39 PM

Don’t forget the stigmata cookies:

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by Anonymousreply 22March 31, 2024 6:52 PM
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