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Let’s be Outdated Sayings

I’m “read for filth”.

by Anonymousreply 200April 23, 2024 4:26 AM

"Slay"

by Anonymousreply 1March 28, 2024 3:48 PM

I’m “Yasssss, Kween!”

by Anonymousreply 2March 28, 2024 3:49 PM

“Mother is everything!” or any other variations on “Mother!”

by Anonymousreply 3March 28, 2024 3:50 PM

Far out

by Anonymousreply 4March 28, 2024 3:52 PM

Gollee nez; far out; My stars; total blast; gross; slim pickens; boy howdy; rad; believe you me

by Anonymousreply 5March 28, 2024 3:55 PM

“It’s giving…”

by Anonymousreply 6March 28, 2024 3:57 PM

I’m the cat’s pajamas.

by Anonymousreply 7March 28, 2024 4:01 PM

Gollee nez?? Never heard that one, r5

by Anonymousreply 8March 28, 2024 4:02 PM

Groovy

by Anonymousreply 9March 28, 2024 4:03 PM

"....they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

by Anonymousreply 10March 28, 2024 4:08 PM

Goodnight Nurse!

by Anonymousreply 11March 28, 2024 4:11 PM

"___'s the BOMB!" or " ___'s BOMB!"

by Anonymousreply 12March 28, 2024 4:15 PM

Mid. Based. I want these silly words to go away quickly.

Only because I’m old and I don’t know what they mean.

by Anonymousreply 13March 28, 2024 4:22 PM

Totally rad!

by Anonymousreply 14March 28, 2024 4:31 PM

Can I still say bomb.com, R12?

by Anonymousreply 15March 28, 2024 4:58 PM

I'm "on fleek."

by Anonymousreply 16March 28, 2024 4:58 PM

I'm "bye, Felicia."

by Anonymousreply 17March 28, 2024 4:58 PM

outta sight

by Anonymousreply 18March 28, 2024 5:02 PM

R10 is right, the white fight for equality is being overtaken by the black supremacy movement for “equity”.

by Anonymousreply 19March 28, 2024 6:11 PM

Jardiance is really swell.

by Anonymousreply 20March 28, 2024 7:23 PM

In my neck of the woods decades ago, a "bomb" referred to an old delapidated automobile.

by Anonymousreply 21March 28, 2024 7:32 PM

23-skiddoo

by Anonymousreply 22March 28, 2024 7:32 PM

Cool beans!

by Anonymousreply 23March 28, 2024 7:41 PM

I feel seen

by Anonymousreply 24March 28, 2024 7:47 PM

" In a New York minute."

by Anonymousreply 25March 28, 2024 7:53 PM

The customer is always right.

by Anonymousreply 26March 28, 2024 7:53 PM

"Like, totally."

by Anonymousreply 27March 28, 2024 7:59 PM

I love my wife, but oh, you kid!

by Anonymousreply 28March 28, 2024 8:00 PM

Totally bitchin’

by Anonymousreply 29March 28, 2024 8:03 PM

Hey, good lookin’, what’s cookin’?

Chicken!, Wanna neck?

by Anonymousreply 30March 28, 2024 8:05 PM

Groovy.

Far out.

Outta sight.

by Anonymousreply 31March 28, 2024 8:05 PM

Colored.

by Anonymousreply 32March 28, 2024 8:12 PM

I want to spoon under a June moon with my dapper Dan.

by Anonymousreply 33March 28, 2024 8:15 PM

Let's bring back the feels.

by Anonymousreply 34March 28, 2024 8:15 PM

I’m “quarantining”! Let’s social distance!

by Anonymousreply 35March 28, 2024 9:14 PM

One nation, indivisible

by Anonymousreply 36March 28, 2024 9:17 PM

Space cadet

by Anonymousreply 37March 28, 2024 9:23 PM

Gay men.

Homosexual.

(I’m not against these, but unfortunately they’ve become outdated and I’ve been effectively rendered invisible)

by Anonymousreply 38March 28, 2024 9:43 PM

I approached some young negroes, extended my arm and said “slap me some skin, blood! Gimme five!” Then turned my palms downward and said “on the nickel side!” That’s all I remember, officers, until I came to.

by Anonymousreply 39March 28, 2024 10:29 PM

Keep on truckin'r

by Anonymousreply 40March 28, 2024 10:32 PM

Gag me with a spoon

by Anonymousreply 41March 28, 2024 10:33 PM

“How are you doing?” An idiot from Friends ruined a perfectly good greeting.

“That’ll do, Pig.” What was once a compliment to unfortunate-looking coworkers for a job well done has been conscripted by bossy homosexuals involved in sexplay.

by Anonymousreply 42March 28, 2024 10:37 PM

"Can you dig it?"

"What's your bag?"

"That's peachy-keen!"

"Like, gag me with a spoon."

by Anonymousreply 43March 28, 2024 10:47 PM

"Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive."

by Anonymousreply 44March 28, 2024 10:47 PM

I'm gagged.

by Anonymousreply 45March 28, 2024 11:25 PM

I’m boots the house down.

by Anonymousreply 46March 28, 2024 11:36 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen

by Anonymousreply 47March 28, 2024 11:48 PM

I’m “I’ll bet you dollars to donuts….”

by Anonymousreply 48March 28, 2024 11:51 PM

Stunning and brave

by Anonymousreply 49March 29, 2024 1:27 AM

A lot of keen responses!

by Anonymousreply 50March 29, 2024 1:37 AM

You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 51March 29, 2024 1:39 AM

Excuse me.

by Anonymousreply 52March 29, 2024 1:40 AM

Safe sex.

by Anonymousreply 53March 29, 2024 2:05 AM

He's a solid sender!

by Anonymousreply 54March 29, 2024 2:15 AM

Now you're cooking with gas!

by Anonymousreply 55March 29, 2024 2:31 AM

R21 that would be a "beater".

by Anonymousreply 56March 29, 2024 2:36 AM

Diss.

by Anonymousreply 57March 29, 2024 2:50 AM

Youngsters

by Anonymousreply 58March 29, 2024 3:02 AM

Yutes

by Anonymousreply 59March 29, 2024 3:07 AM

"Word!"

by Anonymousreply 60March 29, 2024 3:12 AM

“I got so distracted I ripped the phone out of the wall”

by Anonymousreply 61March 29, 2024 3:24 AM

For the love of Mike!

by Anonymousreply 62March 29, 2024 3:26 AM

I really enjoyed that Broadway musical.

by Anonymousreply 63March 29, 2024 3:32 AM

Isn't that dandy?

by Anonymousreply 64March 29, 2024 3:37 AM

Wife-beater.

by Anonymousreply 65March 29, 2024 4:03 AM

“A very queer thing happened to me last night?!”

by Anonymousreply 66March 29, 2024 4:37 AM

Now you’re cooking on all burners 🔥

by Anonymousreply 67March 29, 2024 5:04 AM

Be still! People will think you have San Vitus dance. And don't eat that, you'll get sugar die beet us!

by Anonymousreply 68March 29, 2024 5:43 AM

It is what it is!

by Anonymousreply 69March 29, 2024 5:58 AM

“just the tip, daddy”

by Anonymousreply 70March 29, 2024 5:58 AM

Shady Pines, Ma.

by Anonymousreply 71March 29, 2024 5:59 AM

Rachet.

by Anonymousreply 72March 29, 2024 1:15 PM

That’s so gay!

by Anonymousreply 73March 29, 2024 1:17 PM

Hot tranny mess

by Anonymousreply 74March 29, 2024 1:29 PM

It’s just “tranny mess” now.

by Anonymousreply 75March 29, 2024 1:39 PM

Ho-bag.

by Anonymousreply 76March 29, 2024 1:54 PM

Werk

by Anonymousreply 77March 29, 2024 1:54 PM

All that and a bag of chips

Kick him to the curb

Drop that zero and get with a hero

by Anonymousreply 78March 29, 2024 2:22 PM

"You've got she-male"

by Anonymousreply 79March 29, 2024 3:07 PM

I'm giving all of these the side-eye.

by Anonymousreply 80March 29, 2024 5:04 PM

Let's make like a banana and split!

by Anonymousreply 81March 29, 2024 10:23 PM

Make like peanut butter and spread yourself!

by Anonymousreply 82March 29, 2024 10:27 PM

That was quite a yarn!

by Anonymousreply 83March 29, 2024 10:55 PM

I have to go powder my nose.

by Anonymousreply 84March 29, 2024 11:02 PM

I've got to go lay some cable.

by Anonymousreply 85March 29, 2024 11:03 PM

I'm living my truth.

by Anonymousreply 86March 30, 2024 5:45 AM

Cool story, bro

by Anonymousreply 87March 31, 2024 6:14 PM

Dial the phone

Party line

Use the clicker

The television set (TV set)

Put the radio on FM

Got a ciggie butt?

Who’s got a matchbook?

by Anonymousreply 88March 31, 2024 6:18 PM

I’m saying someone or something “ate!”

Yassss! Mother ate that sissy walk, bitch! Yassss!

by Anonymousreply 89April 5, 2024 6:46 PM

[quote]Got a ciggie butt?

UK, r88?

by Anonymousreply 90April 5, 2024 9:38 PM

“Loose lips sink ships.”

by Anonymousreply 91April 7, 2024 12:52 AM

Heavens to Betsy

by Anonymousreply 92April 7, 2024 3:39 AM

I asked a young man to put his John Hancock at the bottom, and he looked at me like I was the stranger-danger homosexual his parents warned him about.

by Anonymousreply 93April 7, 2024 6:26 AM

Uncle Sam wants you

by Anonymousreply 94April 7, 2024 5:31 PM

R93 omits that he shimmied up his caftan as he said that

by Anonymousreply 95April 7, 2024 6:04 PM

For Pete's Sake

by Anonymousreply 96April 7, 2024 6:45 PM

"Is that Miss or Mrs.?"

by Anonymousreply 97April 7, 2024 6:52 PM

Hello sailor!

by Anonymousreply 98April 7, 2024 11:42 PM

"Tell me [x] without telling me [x]."

by Anonymousreply 99April 7, 2024 11:48 PM

Cool story bro, and anything regarding "Karen" is completely played out.

by Anonymousreply 100April 8, 2024 12:24 AM

But, I think the term "Karen," not as part of a longer saying, is pretty well-established and ongoing.

by Anonymousreply 101April 8, 2024 12:33 AM

"I'm free, white and 21"

"Say, that's mighty white of you."

by Anonymousreply 102April 8, 2024 8:23 PM

"Crank the car up"

by Anonymousreply 103April 8, 2024 8:25 PM

Super!

by Anonymousreply 104April 8, 2024 8:38 PM

Paper or plastic?

by Anonymousreply 105April 8, 2024 8:39 PM

You sound like a broken phonograph record.

by Anonymousreply 106April 8, 2024 8:40 PM

Have they gone - ALL THE WAY yet?

by Anonymousreply 107April 8, 2024 8:42 PM

Bucky Dent is a Fox 🦊.

by Anonymousreply 108April 8, 2024 8:42 PM

Slide over - I’ll drive.

by Anonymousreply 109April 8, 2024 8:44 PM

^^^This.

This is the way.

This is the way right here./This right here is the way.

A M A Z I N G

my dude/my good dude

by Anonymousreply 110April 8, 2024 8:44 PM

I want “bet” to be over. ‘No cap’ and ‘based’ are also social media brain-rot induced idiocy.

by Anonymousreply 111April 8, 2024 8:46 PM

DY-NO-MITE!

by Anonymousreply 112April 8, 2024 9:10 PM

Cool beans.

by Anonymousreply 113April 8, 2024 9:29 PM

23 skidoo

Hot cha cha cha cha cha!

Scram

Beat it, squirt (this was actually said on television)

Til the cows come home

by Anonymousreply 114April 8, 2024 9:51 PM

R114 Just how are ARE you? 140?

by Anonymousreply 115April 9, 2024 5:00 PM

Roll down the window.

by Anonymousreply 116April 9, 2024 7:35 PM

Send that Air Mail Special Delivery!

by Anonymousreply 117April 9, 2024 11:34 PM

I’m not used to seeing fat people.

by Anonymousreply 118April 9, 2024 11:54 PM

Operator

GET ME THE POLICE !

by Anonymousreply 119April 9, 2024 11:55 PM

A person gets into a taxi and says -

Driver, FOLLOW THAT CAR!

by Anonymousreply 120April 9, 2024 11:56 PM

Is it okay for me to wear BLUE JEANS on the subway?

by Anonymousreply 121April 9, 2024 11:57 PM

“It’s too cold to go out for a smoke, I’ll just have one here in the bar.” 🚬

by Anonymousreply 122April 9, 2024 11:58 PM

“Oh, it was very grand!”

by Anonymousreply 123April 10, 2024 12:38 AM

Spill it! It's your dime!

by Anonymousreply 124April 10, 2024 1:46 AM

For the Brits:

"Freddie Starr ate my hamster!"

"Where's the cougar, matey?"

by Anonymousreply 125April 10, 2024 2:10 AM

In like Flynn

by Anonymousreply 126April 10, 2024 3:19 AM

Buddy, can you spare a dime?

by Anonymousreply 127April 10, 2024 8:42 PM

Paper or plastic?

by Anonymousreply 128April 10, 2024 8:56 PM

Cash or charge?

by Anonymousreply 129April 10, 2024 8:57 PM

Regular or unleaded?

by Anonymousreply 130April 10, 2024 8:57 PM

Smoking or non?

by Anonymousreply 131April 11, 2024 1:27 AM

Cock or dildo?

by Anonymousreply 132April 11, 2024 2:24 AM

a/s/l?

by Anonymousreply 133April 11, 2024 2:39 AM

Read the riot act

by Anonymousreply 134April 13, 2024 5:24 AM

Drop a dime = To snitch to the police (as in, to drop a dime into a payphone and call the cops)

Pissing on ice = To be extravagantly wealthy (as in, to be so rich you can afford to visit high-class saloons that put ice in the urinals to keep the pipes flushed)

None of your affair = None of your business

Speak no more of this folly = You've presented a stupid idea, and you should forget you ever introduced it

I don't chew my cabbage twice = I don't repeat myself (from the ancient Roman custom of chewing fresh cabbage as a hangover cure, which only worked once per cabbage)

Ham-and-Egger = An ordinary or dull person; someone of modest wage, appearance, and impression.

Don't sell me a dog = Don't lie to me. Also known as "Don't spit on my cupcake and call it frosting!"

Rebecca of Fucky-Brook Farm = A random person, as in "Who else would've shot my cousin? Rebecca of Fucky-Brook Farm?"

by Anonymousreply 135April 13, 2024 5:46 AM

Trick or treat for Unicef!

by Anonymousreply 136April 13, 2024 12:32 PM

Do you need anything at the A&P?

by Anonymousreply 137April 13, 2024 12:35 PM

Here's a quarter -- call someone who cares.

by Anonymousreply 138April 13, 2024 4:09 PM

In like Flynn!

by Anonymousreply 139April 13, 2024 7:05 PM

I should have known you’d know where to find the boys and the booze 🥃.

by Anonymousreply 140April 13, 2024 7:09 PM

What was your maiden name?

by Anonymousreply 141April 13, 2024 7:16 PM

R140 you're drunk and posted in the wrong thread you bitch!

by Anonymousreply 142April 13, 2024 9:33 PM

None of your beeswax!

You think you’re big.

by Anonymousreply 143April 14, 2024 12:30 AM

Gay!

by Anonymousreply 144April 14, 2024 2:19 AM

Make America Great Again

by Anonymousreply 145April 15, 2024 2:47 AM

I'll wipe the floor with you!

by Anonymousreply 146April 15, 2024 2:48 AM

MADA

Make America Defecate Again

by Anonymousreply 147April 15, 2024 2:54 AM

“Payphone.”

by Anonymousreply 148April 15, 2024 3:16 AM

Full serve or self serve. Ethyl or regular. If this vans a rocking don't bother knockin. Ass gas or grass nobody rides for free. These are all sexual I didn't realize it at the time they were in use except for the van one of course.

by Anonymousreply 149April 15, 2024 3:59 AM

Neato

by Anonymousreply 150April 15, 2024 4:09 AM

Back in 1995 I was the

CATS 🐱 PAJAMAS

by Anonymousreply 151April 15, 2024 7:29 PM

Be choosy- Choose genuine Bell.

by Anonymousreply 152April 16, 2024 12:12 AM

Who Pumped Ethyl?

by Anonymousreply 153April 16, 2024 3:58 AM

Why, I oughta murdelize you

by Anonymousreply 154April 16, 2024 4:11 PM

"let's not and say we did"

I don't know why but this one always riled me up.

I guess it isn't dated but folks don't seem to be saying it anymore (thankfully).

by Anonymousreply 155April 16, 2024 5:19 PM

Be kind - rewind.

by Anonymousreply 156April 16, 2024 5:20 PM

I'm "you're welcome"

by Anonymousreply 157April 16, 2024 5:24 PM

Land O’ Goshen!

by Anonymousreply 158April 16, 2024 6:51 PM

Made in the USA

by Anonymousreply 159April 16, 2024 9:30 PM

Children should be seen & not heard.

by Anonymousreply 160April 16, 2024 9:33 PM

A new one that needs to go is the passive aggressive use of addressing your opponent as “brother,” or “my brother” to attempt to appear reasonable in a YouTube debate.

by Anonymousreply 161April 16, 2024 9:43 PM

patootie

keester

fundament

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 162April 16, 2024 10:06 PM

Kicked in the nads.

by Anonymousreply 163April 17, 2024 12:09 AM

Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?

by Anonymousreply 164April 17, 2024 12:11 AM

"on steroids",

"jumped the shark",

"not!"

by Anonymousreply 165April 17, 2024 12:35 AM

R159- For you

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 166April 17, 2024 1:24 AM

Let your fingers do the walking.

by Anonymousreply 167April 17, 2024 1:27 AM

No baby ever died from crying.

by Anonymousreply 168April 17, 2024 1:44 AM

Light in the loafers.

by Anonymousreply 169April 17, 2024 1:49 AM

"There once was a man from Nantucket"

Kids today don't even know what a limerick is.

by Anonymousreply 170April 17, 2024 2:26 AM

“Not the marrying kind”

by Anonymousreply 171April 17, 2024 2:28 AM

She has a nice 😊 RACK!

by Anonymousreply 172April 17, 2024 12:18 PM

This is a real Kodak moment!

by Anonymousreply 173April 17, 2024 3:07 PM

Is it live, or is it Memorex?

by Anonymousreply 174April 17, 2024 3:07 PM

That drapery salesman certainly seemed light in the loafers!

by Anonymousreply 175April 17, 2024 10:23 PM

This sucks like an Electrolux!

by Anonymousreply 176April 18, 2024 1:44 PM

Hint of mint

“From Hell”

“From hunger”

by Anonymousreply 177April 21, 2024 12:14 AM

On crack

by Anonymousreply 178April 21, 2024 3:28 AM

Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 179April 21, 2024 3:48 AM

I feel like chicken tonight…

by Anonymousreply 180April 21, 2024 3:49 AM

[quote]I feel like chicken tonight…

How is that outdated?

by Anonymousreply 181April 21, 2024 3:57 AM

I'm in a hang-up, man...

by Anonymousreply 182April 21, 2024 3:59 AM

Just got back from vacay.

by Anonymousreply 183April 21, 2024 6:13 AM

[quote]I'm in a hang-up, man...

I have no idea what it means to be "in a hang-up."

by Anonymousreply 184April 21, 2024 7:25 AM

I’m free, white, and 21!

by Anonymousreply 185April 21, 2024 7:28 AM

You're a RETARD!

by Anonymousreply 186April 21, 2024 1:13 PM

Whatever turns you on

Whatever floats your boat

by Anonymousreply 187April 21, 2024 1:38 PM

I'm hot in the pants!

by Anonymousreply 188April 21, 2024 1:52 PM

Moist Panties

by Anonymousreply 189April 21, 2024 1:53 PM

God save the Queen.

by Anonymousreply 190April 21, 2024 2:54 PM

I still say R55, and I want to murder anyone who uses what is in R110.

by Anonymousreply 191April 21, 2024 6:36 PM

‘Happy camper” and “big girl panties”

by Anonymousreply 192April 21, 2024 6:40 PM

Space cadet

Cool it!

Pipe down

Your mouth to God’s ear

by Anonymousreply 193April 22, 2024 2:14 AM

Once I was at work and I had to do electrical stuff with a heart monitor. I had to zero it, which back then included lots of wires and fluid. Something wasn’t working properly and someone said to me “It’s been like that since the flood.”

I said, “What? There was a flood? When? Was maintenance here? Did they check it?”

I jumped back, afraid I’d electrocute myself.

The person thought I was insane. I’d never heard the expression “since the flood” before.

by Anonymousreply 194April 22, 2024 2:23 AM

R194- The biblical flood

by Anonymousreply 195April 22, 2024 2:36 AM

Saying "Story Time!" before telling a bland anecdote.

"I was today years old when I learned..." something obvious.

by Anonymousreply 196April 22, 2024 3:07 AM

TIL (today I learned) about the Dyatlov Pass incident..

by Anonymousreply 197April 22, 2024 7:55 PM

r194 How antediluvian.

by Anonymousreply 198April 22, 2024 8:26 PM

Cool story, bro

by Anonymousreply 199April 23, 2024 2:04 AM

I’m the little strumpet!

by Anonymousreply 200April 23, 2024 4:26 AM
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