Robert Irwin Splits from Girlfriend

Who cares?

I hope his dick is bigger than his bow tie.

That's a rough looking 20 years old.

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^Why so pale?

who and who?

The need to make an announcement about breaking up is totally ridiculous

[quote]Who cares?

America is not the world!

Thoughts and prayers.

Is Steve Irwin's son considered a celebrity in Australia?

[quote] The zookeeper and son of the late Steve Irwin, 20, and Buckey, 19, announced their breakup

So it's a thouple ?

What 19- and 20-year-olds have to announce their breakup and request their privacy. People breakup at that age all the time. Move on!

[quote]Is Steve Irwin's son considered a celebrity in Australia?

yep.

They both have very large teeth - very, very large teeth.

He has a large penis and needs a support group?

After the horrible abuse this kid suffered as a child I guess maybe we should cut him some slack

At 2:32.

Clothed, this time. On the runway.

The very definition of “smelling cookies”.

I condole them.

Has Bindi commented?

Sadly, his father’s death was preventable. Cornering a Manta Ray with bright lights and cameras and then swimming above it was a really bad idea. But some Australians will really jump at you if you say that.

Some older content about wildlife is part science and part tabloid. Life scientists must have cringed when animals were handled on Late Night Television. Many of these creatures look so stressed out, and you can see nervous handlers just offstage in clips of The Tonight Show when guests presented some specimens in the 1970’s. Luckily that type of science media is becoming passé. I’m glad we are learning more about animal behavior and treating these animals more careful in zoos and in media. We still have more to figure out, though.

I’ll condole him.

Animals on late night TV are always hilarious.

Ripped.

She came to the realization when, while fucking her, Robert screamed ," Giant Anteater" as he came, which convinced her that she would always take a backseat to the critters.

Crikey!

The public request for privacy has always seemed like an oxymoron to me.

[quote] The public request for privacy has always seemed like an oxymoron to me.

Yet it twists my heart

Poor boy. He’ll work it out.

How many 20 year olds develop long term relationships at that age? Very few. Let him date for a while and find someone he can love and vice versa.

True r32. This is perfectly normal. What is silly is the very idea that anybody needs to "announce" this matter. Jeez, just be 20 and date and break up and date and break up and let's all skip the inane press conferences.

Steve Irwin seemed like he could fuck for hours. Something about that energy. This kid seems like a momma's boy.

I thought it was weird that he described his "ideal mate" as "someone" and not SHE.

Was he born 15 years old?

He's gay.

I want his bogan babies all over my face.

And this is newsworthy because????

.. and gets a boyfriend.

I think he’s adorable but then he’s just my type. I’m sure he got sick of being linked to her when he could fuck other girls.

[quote] I’m sure he got sick of being linked to her when he could fuck other girls.

Girls?

He seems Bisexual to me. No straight guy admires RBG that much. I will say I am sorry Robert lost his dad, but his father died bothering a stingray who got the better of him. PETA was right about Daddy.

r32 You bumped this months-old thread to add that?

So sad they couldn't make it work.

Beyond irony that if they hadn't announced it - the beginning or the end - they wouldn't have had to ask for privacy.

From the generation that announces every facet of their lives on Instagram. I suppose we're lucky they haven't yet crossed the Rubicon of bathroom habits.

Remember when his dad dangled him over an alligator's mouth? 👶🐊

[quote]I want his bogan babies all over my face.

Robert's not a bogan; he's a banana bender.

^ Which, to the uninitiated, sounds like a homophobic slur but is in reality, perfectly innocuous.

[quote]"The term derives from the joking notion (as perceived from the southern states of Australia) that Queenslanders spend their time putting bends into bananas. An article from 15 July 1937 in the Queenslander provides a forerunner to the term when a man is asked by the Queen what his occupation is:

[quote]"I'm a banana–bender". Further to enlighten her Majesty he explained that bananas grew straight on the trees, and so just before they ripened, [his job was] to mount the ladder, and with a specialised twist of the wrist, put into the fruit the Grecian bend that was half its charm.

[quote]"The association of bananas with Queensland ('banana land') is based on the extensive banana–growing industry in tropical Queensland. The Queensland border has been called the Banana curtain and Brisbane has been called Banana city. Banana bender, in reference to a Queenslander, is first recorded in 1940 and is [s]till commonly heard."

[quote]And if that story was clean enough for Queen Mary in 1937, it's clean enough for me.

A 19- and 20-year old breaking up...

IS NOT NEWS!!

It's marketing.

That's what their lives are now, As are many other lives that age. They market and monetize themselves.

Jesus, who gives a shit?

R52 = Steve Irwin

Robert is basically a cuter version of his dad Steve.

[quote]Jesus, who gives a shit?

Apparently, you give enough of a shit to post on this thread.