The one and only, Diana Ross, turns 80 today!

Her boobs are 60!

Someone should shove her face in the cake!

Yay! I love Miss Ross.

Miss Ross the Boss!

Yaassss! THE BOSS!!!

I loved her when she hosted "Solid Gold.'

Happy Birthday to The Boss ! Can't believe she is 80.

Happy birthday Ms. Ross ! I hope I am still moving and grooving at 80!!!!

I'll sing for her, lIVE!

The good die young.

Satan needed another helper, Mary.

Queen

For years she saw life through someone else's eyes, but today it's her turn. Happy Birthday!

I sent her a bottle of Jean Nate and a nice blouse.

Diane!

Congratulations!

It's amazing when the age and the IQ converge, baby!

At The Platinum Jubilee. Happy Birthday, Miss Ross!

Diana and Cher!

On The Tonight Show.

I thought Cher and Diana ended their friendship when Diana was dating Gene Simmons in the 80s ?

Happy Birthday, LEGEND!

Saw Diana (got the autograph!) with Mary and the new addition Cindy Birdsong in 1967, and then solo in 2018. Love her!

At the 2017 AMAs.

Diana and Beyonce

I wonder how many others from the Brewster projects back then are still alive. She may well be the last one.

Who?

She touched my boobs!

Too late, r24. See r20.

Who?

Me!!!! MAHOGANY!!!!!!

Everything is Good About You!

Flo and Cindy, I am the only one to ask, "Who?"

Has Miss Warwick commented?

Miss Warwick declined to comment . She asked for directions to San Jose and then walked on by .

In true Diva fashion, Miss Ross was the topic of one of my all-time fave DL threads, and that's saying something given I've hung-out here since the early 2000s.

Anybody else remember the thread about her creating a scene at that restaurant (Da Silvano?) because they wouldn't seat her until her entire party arrived?

She demanded they seat her. They refused and stuck to their guns.

Holy Crap

"LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!"

DLers split into two warring factions, one for seating her, one for backing the restaurant in a thread the reached over 330 replies.

Good times.

And, for the record I adore Ross, my all-time favorite Diva. Happy Birthday, Ma'am!

She touched me in the morning

THEN just walked away.

Diane 'don't-look-me-in-the-eyes' Ross enters her dotage.

Jan and Diane

R36, I hope Diana took a long bath after touching that.

Happy Birrhday, DIANE, your birth name.

I wonder what she would say about Michael Jackson privately?

OP, thank you. I was in such a shitty mood but this thread has lifted my spirits. I hope you enjoy this old clip of Diana with a young Stevie Wonder. I adore their vocals here.

[quote]She touched me in the morning. THEN just walked away.

Triggered.

[quote][R36], I hope Diana took a long bath after touching that.

Why? Your rank pussy isn’t in the photo.

[quote] I wonder what she would say about Michael Jackson privately?

In one of her bios, she was allegedly confounded by all his plastic surgery. She remarked "why does he do that to himself?" and the response was "they say he wants to look like you." Miss Ross shrieked "I look like THAT?!!!!!"

80? Her vagina is as dry as a Graham cracker these days!

You know everyone used to say she was a real Diva and no one in her orbit liked her. Too ambitious and selfish. But she raised some pretty good kids. She had 5 kids.

[quote]Nothing lasts forever.

How does she not have old lady arms? I don't think I've seen another 80 year old who looks good sleeveless.

Why isn't this thread over 400 replies and on part 2. This is Diana Ross.

Hi Martha! Speaking of dry things, are you still able to get powdered milk with your food stamps? I know the last time we talked, when you called to borrow money, you were excited that you still had some powered milk to help stretch out your commodity cheese casseroles for the month.

At the Kennedy Honors.

[quote]Why? Your rank pussy isn’t in the photo.

Shut the fuck up, PeeCake!

Sorry, TeaCake, I don't know if you and Jabba are the sane person, if you are not, my apologies!

Miss Ross and Miss Warwick

Janbot doesn't even dignify sissies like R52 with a look their way.

Don't mention Jabba in a thread about the Queen.

Janbot is KING.

What? No thread for my birthday?

I love her; she is fine.

I'm glad Mary and Diane were able to reconnect one last time and appeared to be happy about it.

Please, Diana. That 43 year old wig has got to go. You've been wearing it since your 'Why Do Fools Fall In Love?' days.

Yeah, r60, but Diana's wigs are AMAZING

When she performed in that outside concert for Q E II's Platinum Jubilee the wind was blowing. That wig deserved an Emmy for Best Performance by a Wig All-Time.

You have anniversaries, Mariah, at r57!

Aww. I think I hear a symphony.

You do, r63!