How am I supposed to make a dildo feel good in my ass?

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

You have to mentally rewire your buss – jerk off with the dildo inside it. Do that a couple of times (maybe angle it towards the prostate while you're at it) and soon you won't be able to cum without something inside you. But be careful as once this hunger is unleashed, it's sometimes hard to tame and you might not like the whore you become as a result.

You don't like taking a shit?

Become "royal"

You either like it or you don't.

The world needs more tops. Stick to that.

Lube a finger and work your bussy open. Start with a well-lubed smaller dildo, then graduate to your desired size (or preferably, a cock).

It's stunning how few men know how to do this. They think it's a sloppy wet vadge.

Why do you care about making the dildo feel good, OP?

I thought this was a site for moms! 🤡

Nobody is better at taking a dildo than me. They don’t believe it, but it’s true - believe me. And these are the biggest ones, you wouldn’t even believe it - but you would believe it because you would be seeing it and believe me, it’s beautiful. And I learned from some of the best! And they’ve told me - “Sir, nobody fucks his own ass like you.” But they say that I can’t take it all the way, and it’s so unfair, and it’s the big witch hunt and you people all know that. And they ask me “Sir, how do you do it? How do you just swallow that whole thing right up?” And you know? Poppers. It’s so important. You have to use the poppers but Biden and the Democrats they don’t want you to have the poppers. They’re bringing the immigrants in and they’re not coming here with poppers - it’s some really really really bad stuff.

STFU

Datalounge taught me years ago that a true bottom makes his own lube.

I thought the dildo was supposed to make your ass feel good?

R9 wins the thread. Thank You Mister President!

Anal is massively overrated. Avoid it.

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🤔🤨😲😲😲😲😲

Certainly a Frau.

Oh great, another thread started by Greg.

I’ve never understood the appeal either.

Keep loosening it OP, a big, huge butthole is a massive TURN-ON.

[quote] Oh great, another thread started by Greg.

Sorry, I forgot to sign it.

^^^^^^

But have you solved the issue by now?

[quote] But have you solved the issue by now?

Quite.

Greg hasn’t done anal since Ray Flynn was mayor.