Let's be Moderate Democrats

I'm the worst Democrat and I'm still light years better than any Republican

Amy Klobuchar would much rather throw a stapler at, say, Mike Johnson than AOC

I'm Chasten Buttigieg and I allow Peter exactly one Michelob Ultra per week. We don't want to get fat!

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I fucking hate the Squad.

R5 I like AOC. I never give the others a second thought.

“I love Israel and that’s ok!”

Miss Jasmine bringing the heat... You go, gurl!

Please, what is a salad comb?

Amy Klobuchar tweeted last night that we should thank her for doing her job.

Can we make “throw a stapler at” a thing?

I love the rage implied in hurling office supplies.

I'm Joe Biden.

I'm extinct.

We love Miss Lindsey . The Republicans adore Miss Lindsey. The media is enthralled with Miss Lindsey.

Voters boo the lady.

Throw that stapler at Jim Jordan. First person to staple his mouth shut wins.

I'm the pragmatism and the calm reasoned sanity so missing on the tankie side of the party.

I used to be called a Republican in the '60s and '70s.

I don’t really understand all this terminology but I don’t want to be a bigot so I’ll say yes to everything.

I'm butch straight woman Elissa Slotkin. I worked for the CIA and people like Rashida Tlaib hate me.

I love AOC. I follow her on Twitter and Instagram and she is just lovely. Smart as hell and she has integrity. She represents her district well, and she has taken some mentoring from Pelosi to her heart. She much more deliberate than she used to be.

I’m Robert Byrd and I think the blacks are tremendous!

I'm so smug about being the lesser evil!

I’m Bart Stupak. I sided with Republicans on almost everything but still had a fellow congressman scream out on the House floor that I was a baby killer for voting in favor of the Affordable Care Act.

I could die happy if someone would hit Gym Jordan and James GOMER so hard both their heads would hum like a 10 penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer, and film it.

I'm the passing of meaningful legislation!

I’m why the filibuster still exists!

I’m Kyrsten Sinema’s purple wig!

R20 In other words her transition from progressive to lib is complete.

I’m Hillary Clinton. Some people called me killary, but i would not have put two rightwing justices on the SCOTUS, so there’s that.

Slightly off topic but the Republican House members are one seat away from losing their majority. So what should the Dems do? Elect Hakeem? Or let Johnson finish out the term? He will be out on January 3rd 2025. Ten months from now.

I read somewhere (Politico I think) that every time Kyrsten would submarine a piece of legislation favored by literally every other Senate Democrat, she’d proceed to preen around the cloakroom telling anyone who’d listen that they’d just been “Insynemated”

I’m invisible.

One of those red staplers!

You’re in the wrong thread, moderate Republican at r32

I'm the moderate Democrat college student who is fed up with the far left Zoomers and the far right MAGATS.

I'm the bars of gold in the basement.

I'm the trips to Florida during the COVID lockdown.

I'm not too hot, not too cold. I'm just right.

I’m a moderate Dem and no one accuses me of being unrealistic, cartoonish or naive.

I believe in gays and Israel 🇮🇱

[quote] Throw that stapler at Jim Jordan.

Excuse me, but it's GYM Jordan.

"I'm the silent majority in this country who are progressive on social issues but want responsible government financial intelligence and personal accountability. I get aong with my 'never Trumpe' Repub friends who need to see their way to vote with me for democracy and against Trump dictatorship and for Dems up and down the ballot to win the Congress. And all that might make up for the young people saying they won't vote. I'm asking for a lot."

[quote] I'm the silent majority in this country who are progressive on social issues

Progressive = woke. Americans are not that. They’re not into virtue signaling or pretending that men are women or that Jews are evil.

"The Squad" is so 2020. No one really talks about them as such anymore. AOC has been quite sedate the past year plus.

I just want government to work. I want them to GTF out of my way, and stop trying to insert themselves into medical decisions, and into my bedroom? Fuck off. And honestly, when I go to the grocery store I expect to pay for my groceries, not get them for free, so why shouldn't we pay for the teachers, and the firefighters and the cops and make access to a good quality public education the norm? I don't like Republicans because they want free stuff for Rich people, but they screw us over. They c laim they want less government but they aren't talking about us. THey want a lot of rules for us.

They want the forced conversion to White Evangelical Supremacy.

We need to look at taxing churches.

I’m the CT Senator that will kill the Public Option, something that could have helped every Americans, because my ass is bought and paid for by the the insurance lobby.

When I die, people don’t hold back to remind everyone how much of an asshole I was while alive.

I am the web site Demcratic Underground, a nasty Karenish place that kinda likes the gays to a limit, and consistantly misses all predictions of republic party members being punished for misdeeds, and calls out anyone that disagrees a "concern troll".

I'm Seth Riches laptop.

CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE

I will not be one of Lady Lindzebelle’s gentleman callers. That’s for old,, horny Republicans.

R48, don't you mean DL?

I'm Congresswoman Haley Stevens of Michigan. I'm a moderate who worked in Obama's U.S. Auto Rescue Task Force. But, since I look like a creepy doll and have a Michigan accent that is heavier than Gretchen Whitmer's accent, I get ignored by the media in favor of annoying attention whore Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and her Squad pals.

i'm that "bleach Blond bad built" song making the circles in my congressional office right now

R27 I'm the white tiger striped coat she wore when Mark Kelly was being sworn in by Mike Pentz.

R48, are you sure you don't mean here?

I'm the former astronaut who got into politics.

r21, if you really thought they were tremendous, you would know that the B of 'Black' is capitalized.

I'm hot U.S. Senator Martin Heinrich from New Mexico.

I'm joining my pal Kyrsten Sinema and filing as an Independent.

I'm AIPAC, the organization that is helping moderate Democrats defeat progressives.

I'm the sanity

I'm the California moderate Democrat who is repulsed by the Gavin Newsom creature.

I’m one of the five moderate, white Democrats in South Carolina that care about the environment, protection of wildlife and the few remaining forests and wetlands. I am concerned about climate change.

The Democratic and Republican establishments don’t welcome us. They intend to pave the whole state and take the kickbacks from housing and commercial developers.

I'm the New Democrat Coalition. Someday one of these people will be POTUS.

I'm Josh Shapiro and Kamala should have picked me as her running mate.

I am the Democratic Underground denizen that actually lives in Canada and postulates on why things are so crazy, and how we can fix them if we just try to understand the Fascists. I write huge articles detailing my feelings with a Hallmarkian flair and am beloved by the centrist morons that read my crap. The moderators love me, as I report any negative things about my perfect world fantasies.

I'm one of the current moderate Dems in Congress who will do anything to prevent far left radical brat AOC from having leadership roles.

[quote]Amy Klobuchar tweeted last night that we should thank her for doing her job.

She's always been a fucking cunt.

Anything 'woke' makes me grit my teeth and bite my tongue for the sake of unity..oh, and fuck 'cancel culture' and all that other shite, you're making us easy targets ya dumb cunts!

I hate my constituents and can't say no to my corporate donors!

I'm the majority of the party; I still do things like this to avoid being mistaken for a Republican.