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Let's be Moderate Democrats

I'm Amy Klobuchar with my salad comb in a purse while also wishing I could throw a stapler at AOC.

by Anonymousreply 61June 14, 2024 4:15 AM

I'm the worst Democrat and I'm still light years better than any Republican

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2024 9:39 PM

Amy Klobuchar would much rather throw a stapler at, say, Mike Johnson than AOC

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2024 9:42 PM

I'm Chasten Buttigieg and I allow Peter exactly one Michelob Ultra per week. We don't want to get fat!

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2024 10:30 PM

Sad post

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2024 11:01 PM

I fucking hate the Squad.

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2024 11:02 PM

R5 I like AOC. I never give the others a second thought.

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2024 11:03 PM

“I love Israel and that’s ok!”

by Anonymousreply 7March 21, 2024 11:23 PM

Miss Jasmine bringing the heat... You go, gurl!

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by Anonymousreply 8March 22, 2024 7:15 AM

Please, what is a salad comb?

by Anonymousreply 9March 22, 2024 7:22 AM

Amy Klobuchar tweeted last night that we should thank her for doing her job.

by Anonymousreply 10March 24, 2024 5:13 AM

Can we make “throw a stapler at” a thing?

I love the rage implied in hurling office supplies.

by Anonymousreply 11March 24, 2024 8:03 AM

I'm Joe Biden.

by Anonymousreply 12March 24, 2024 8:37 AM

I'm extinct.

by Anonymousreply 13March 24, 2024 9:23 AM

We love Miss Lindsey . The Republicans adore Miss Lindsey. The media is enthralled with Miss Lindsey.

Voters boo the lady.

by Anonymousreply 14March 24, 2024 9:49 AM

Throw that stapler at Jim Jordan. First person to staple his mouth shut wins.

by Anonymousreply 15March 24, 2024 9:49 AM

I'm the pragmatism and the calm reasoned sanity so missing on the tankie side of the party.

by Anonymousreply 16March 24, 2024 11:50 AM

I used to be called a Republican in the '60s and '70s.

by Anonymousreply 17March 24, 2024 10:21 PM

I don’t really understand all this terminology but I don’t want to be a bigot so I’ll say yes to everything.

by Anonymousreply 18March 24, 2024 11:10 PM

I'm butch straight woman Elissa Slotkin. I worked for the CIA and people like Rashida Tlaib hate me.

by Anonymousreply 19March 25, 2024 12:25 AM

I love AOC. I follow her on Twitter and Instagram and she is just lovely. Smart as hell and she has integrity. She represents her district well, and she has taken some mentoring from Pelosi to her heart. She much more deliberate than she used to be.

by Anonymousreply 20March 25, 2024 12:40 AM

I’m Robert Byrd and I think the blacks are tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 21March 25, 2024 12:45 AM

I'm so smug about being the lesser evil!

by Anonymousreply 22March 25, 2024 1:23 AM

I’m Bart Stupak. I sided with Republicans on almost everything but still had a fellow congressman scream out on the House floor that I was a baby killer for voting in favor of the Affordable Care Act.

by Anonymousreply 23March 25, 2024 1:29 AM

I could die happy if someone would hit Gym Jordan and James GOMER so hard both their heads would hum like a 10 penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer, and film it.

by Anonymousreply 24March 25, 2024 1:34 AM

I'm the passing of meaningful legislation!

by Anonymousreply 25March 25, 2024 1:44 AM

I’m why the filibuster still exists!

by Anonymousreply 26March 25, 2024 1:45 AM

I’m Kyrsten Sinema’s purple wig!

by Anonymousreply 27March 25, 2024 1:46 AM

R20 In other words her transition from progressive to lib is complete.

by Anonymousreply 28March 25, 2024 9:39 PM

I’m Hillary Clinton. Some people called me killary, but i would not have put two rightwing justices on the SCOTUS, so there’s that.

by Anonymousreply 29March 25, 2024 9:42 PM

Slightly off topic but the Republican House members are one seat away from losing their majority. So what should the Dems do? Elect Hakeem? Or let Johnson finish out the term? He will be out on January 3rd 2025. Ten months from now.

by Anonymousreply 30March 25, 2024 10:52 PM

I read somewhere (Politico I think) that every time Kyrsten would submarine a piece of legislation favored by literally every other Senate Democrat, she’d proceed to preen around the cloakroom telling anyone who’d listen that they’d just been “Insynemated”

by Anonymousreply 31March 26, 2024 12:22 AM

I’m invisible.

by Anonymousreply 32March 26, 2024 12:40 AM

One of those red staplers!

by Anonymousreply 33March 26, 2024 12:43 AM

You’re in the wrong thread, moderate Republican at r32

by Anonymousreply 34March 26, 2024 2:49 AM

I'm the moderate Democrat college student who is fed up with the far left Zoomers and the far right MAGATS.

by Anonymousreply 35May 4, 2024 4:31 AM

I'm the bars of gold in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 36May 4, 2024 4:39 AM

I'm the trips to Florida during the COVID lockdown.

by Anonymousreply 37May 4, 2024 4:41 AM

I'm not too hot, not too cold. I'm just right.

by Anonymousreply 38May 4, 2024 4:42 AM

I’m a moderate Dem and no one accuses me of being unrealistic, cartoonish or naive.

by Anonymousreply 39May 4, 2024 5:00 AM

I believe in gays and Israel 🇮🇱

by Anonymousreply 40May 4, 2024 5:33 AM

[quote] Throw that stapler at Jim Jordan.

Excuse me, but it's GYM Jordan.

by Anonymousreply 41May 4, 2024 5:46 AM

"I'm the silent majority in this country who are progressive on social issues but want responsible government financial intelligence and personal accountability. I get aong with my 'never Trumpe' Repub friends who need to see their way to vote with me for democracy and against Trump dictatorship and for Dems up and down the ballot to win the Congress. And all that might make up for the young people saying they won't vote. I'm asking for a lot."

by Anonymousreply 42May 4, 2024 5:56 AM

[quote] I'm the silent majority in this country who are progressive on social issues

Progressive = woke. Americans are not that. They’re not into virtue signaling or pretending that men are women or that Jews are evil.

by Anonymousreply 43May 4, 2024 8:31 AM

"The Squad" is so 2020. No one really talks about them as such anymore. AOC has been quite sedate the past year plus.

by Anonymousreply 44May 4, 2024 8:55 AM

I just want government to work. I want them to GTF out of my way, and stop trying to insert themselves into medical decisions, and into my bedroom? Fuck off. And honestly, when I go to the grocery store I expect to pay for my groceries, not get them for free, so why shouldn't we pay for the teachers, and the firefighters and the cops and make access to a good quality public education the norm? I don't like Republicans because they want free stuff for Rich people, but they screw us over. They c laim they want less government but they aren't talking about us. THey want a lot of rules for us.

by Anonymousreply 45May 4, 2024 3:32 PM

They want the forced conversion to White Evangelical Supremacy.

We need to look at taxing churches.

by Anonymousreply 46May 4, 2024 4:53 PM

I’m the CT Senator that will kill the Public Option, something that could have helped every Americans, because my ass is bought and paid for by the the insurance lobby.

When I die, people don’t hold back to remind everyone how much of an asshole I was while alive.

by Anonymousreply 47May 4, 2024 5:11 PM

I am the web site Demcratic Underground, a nasty Karenish place that kinda likes the gays to a limit, and consistantly misses all predictions of republic party members being punished for misdeeds, and calls out anyone that disagrees a "concern troll".

by Anonymousreply 48May 4, 2024 5:16 PM

I'm Seth Riches laptop.


by Anonymousreply 49May 4, 2024 5:31 PM

I will not be one of Lady Lindzebelle’s gentleman callers. That’s for old,, horny Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 50May 4, 2024 6:18 PM

R48, don't you mean DL?

by Anonymousreply 51May 4, 2024 6:34 PM

I'm Congresswoman Haley Stevens of Michigan. I'm a moderate who worked in Obama's U.S. Auto Rescue Task Force. But, since I look like a creepy doll and have a Michigan accent that is heavier than Gretchen Whitmer's accent, I get ignored by the media in favor of annoying attention whore Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and her Squad pals.

by Anonymousreply 52May 23, 2024 6:31 PM

i'm that "bleach Blond bad built" song making the circles in my congressional office right now

by Anonymousreply 53May 23, 2024 6:34 PM

R27 I'm the white tiger striped coat she wore when Mark Kelly was being sworn in by Mike Pentz.

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by Anonymousreply 54May 23, 2024 6:44 PM

R48, are you sure you don't mean here?

by Anonymousreply 55May 25, 2024 2:40 PM

I'm the former astronaut who got into politics.

by Anonymousreply 56May 28, 2024 5:35 AM

r21, if you really thought they were tremendous, you would know that the B of 'Black' is capitalized.

by Anonymousreply 57May 28, 2024 5:43 AM

I'm hot U.S. Senator Martin Heinrich from New Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 58May 29, 2024 4:09 AM

I'm joining my pal Kyrsten Sinema and filing as an Independent.

by Anonymousreply 59May 31, 2024 3:47 PM

I'm AIPAC, the organization that is helping moderate Democrats defeat progressives.

by Anonymousreply 60June 13, 2024 9:53 PM

I'm the sanity

by Anonymousreply 61June 14, 2024 4:15 AM
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