General cnn part 2

I salute General CNN!

Salute R1

I want to change the channel when I see a Trump, but "Stay tuned" actually made me laugh.

Paula Reid needs to work on her delivery.

Manu Raju has to talk to so many stupid people.

Eeef you pay me enuff. Shurrrrre. I go camping.

Another day, another clip of Manu talking to stupid.

oh look. Another Trump thread.

It’s about anything cnn.

Trump said "Stay tuned" when asked if he'd peacefully hand over power if he lost the election. Now when I google it all that comes up his this cum gargling soviet sex worker's response.

Paula Dean is much better at reporting than anchoring.

Morning show mocking Trump’s bibles

Boris and Brianna getting into the eclipse.

Brianna appears to be packing on the groceries again. Guess she's off the Oz.

[quote] Brianna appears to be packing on the groceries again.

General CNN recommends reducing meals ready to eat.

R15 She’s not three only one.

- three, + the

Who else is fattening up at CNN?

SE Cupp and Paula Reid, R19

SE recently

Erin looks plastered

Is she going to Dubai, R22?

R22 I have not heard. I doubt it.

I wonder how many of the guests are hungover.

Did Kate jump out of the cake?

Kate strikes me as one who get wild if she has a couple of drinks

Boris and Brianna broadcasting from Indianapolis in the path of totality

Their forced merriment is too much, today and any day.

Brianna and Boris are munching on donuts.

I think they probably consumed other substances too.

A donut is the last thing Imax Keillor needs.

Who talked her into that stunt, the intern who wants her job?

R33 Probably Brianna, Boris, and their producers were drinking last night.

Calories, calories.

Erin does not look any worse from the wear at the wedding.

Brianna said it the sun and the moon act was thought up during cocktails.

Manu meets manure.

Brianna today

Abby is growing in the job.

Kaitlan working double duty on the Trump trial.

Coverage of Trump trial by Kaitlan and Paula

Erin looks different.

Brianna is growing in the job too.

Brianna has been absent.

All You Can Eat at The Golden Corral?

Melanie Zanona is broader in the beam than I expected.

Brianna is very good at interviewing.

She's not particularly good. Consistent with the peer group. Tinny voice. Double chins.

Brianna?

She’s really good. She knows when to be compassionate and when to press.

Boris is a hot piece of ass after shaving his head and growing a beard.

He looked okay before but he’s smoking hot now.

Agreed, R51. Would like to see Boris naked.

Why is Erin the one at the trail? Don’t they have people who are more qualified?

Manu is challenging Marge.

Menu is challenging Briana.

Kaitlan is getting better,

CNN relies too much on its big stars when covering breaking stories. Enough Tapper and Wolf.

Enough Wolf, that's for sure. Listen to him closely... he's all formula. "Yes, very important point." Notwithstanding the editorializing (which he isn't because every point is an very important point... it's like CNN's endless breaking news) he just has this patter pattern, like autopilot. Enough. He needs to go.

[quote] it's like CNN's endless breaking news

Is it breaking news or Wolf Blotzer “breaking news”?

Breaking wind, in Wolf's case. He's 76 but he still loves his burritos.

R58 Far too much Wolf.

Clean up on aisle five!

Erin & Paula work well together.

Finally Brianna. She’s been hidden for awhile.

Hidden? She's IMAX.

I would like to see Phil Mattingly naked.

Brianna is out in New York covering the Trump trial.

Ty Cobb is a colorful character.

I like Brianna’s hair longer like this.

Stay tuned and be best!

Jake Tapper and Dana Bash are poor choices for debate moderators,

Is Briana pregnant?

R71 I doubt it.

R70, who at CNN would you suggest moderate next month's debate?

R73 Erin Burnett, Brianna Keilar, Boris Sanchez, John Berman, among others.

Yes to Boris Sanchez, preferably in some state of undress. Would be a ratings bonanza for CNN!

Anderson! Does anybody still like him? (I just found this thread after spending much time in the MSNBC one.)

Is Anderson ok with the rightward drift at CNN? Sorry to nag... miss him but just can't take it anymore.

As long as Anderson keeps pulling a paycheck he is probably ok with it, if they ever get rid of Anderson CBS will probably snap him up since he already works part time there for 60 Minutes.

Where is Boris Sanchez? Haven't seen him with Brianna Keilar in the afternoon for a couple of weeks now.

I don't think Briana would be a good moderator. She'd be talking with her mouth full.

R79 Come on.

R80, you can't eat and moderate.

Boris and Brianna going after Fox.

I can't stand Kate Baldouin's hyper fake cheeriness in the morning. Relax, lady.

[quote]who at CNN would you suggest moderate next month's debate?

Scott Jennings

R83 It’s a morning show.

Right, R85, and she's too fucking wired for the morning. She makes an ass of herself, overdoing it. Berman, on the other hand, is perfection. Sidner, amazingingly, is pretty good. They get the tone right. The other one is bouncing off the walls and comes across as fake or nuts.

R86 I don’t watch much of the morning, but in what I have seen, she’s not inappropriately chirpy.

I like Alex Marquardt. He adopts a serious tone and is kind of cute.

Where’s Erin?

Phil Mattingly filled in for Jake Tapper today. I would like to see Phil naked.

Boris slammed a MAGA Congress critter today.

Do you think Boris has a big dick?

John King should just wear a MAGA hat on air for all of his appearances. Every time I see him he’s telling us how everything looks rosy for Trump and bad for Biden.

I don’t John King is MAGA. He does like to doom talk.

Jake and Brianna

He must be showing her the make your own dessert bar.

“CNN reporter Kristen Holmes admirably slugged her way through a three-minute report, during which “Macho Man” by The Village People played the entire time. The music was so loud, Anderson Cooper could not help but ask about it.”

Boris and Brianna on the new Biden ads.

This is how it should be done:

[QUOTE]“We’re going to stop this interview.” Trump spokesperson Karoline Leavitt goes on CNN and keeps attacking CNN debate moderators Jake Tapper and Dana Bash. Anchor Kasie Hunt gets fed up and dumps Leavitt from the air.

^ That blonde lady is a cunt

The blonde cunt lady is already asking for an apology.

She should go ask for it at the real source.

Brianna in pink getting in softball practice for the big game between Congress and the reporters

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Very brave to wear those tights.

The tights are working overtime.

Whose tights?

That os the power of manmade fabric.

R107 Brianna’s.

I'd prefer to see Boris Sanchez in tights.

Oh Paula

Boris Sanchez swims with the sharks.

R112 interesting

I like Paula Reid but she seems too giddy here about the immunity case.

Paula Reid was worried that CNN wouldn't need her anymore with no more Trump trials, she was happy to have some continued work.

R115 She’s been getting a lot of work lately. Also looks like she has been eating well.

Jake is insufferable.

CNN needs to find a place in their line up of shows for Phil Mattingly, he is smart and insightful and easy on the eyes. While he is certainly not liberal leaning I don't think he is conservative either despite hailing from Ohio.

He’s a pint-sized cutie.

SE is plumper.

R118 & R119, I agree. I've posted before that I would like to see Phil Mattingly naked.

Brianna is at the DNC

With all that deep dish pizza on offer she probably paid her own way.

“I go where the money take me” she said as she wiped the cum off of her face with the aid of her ten foot tall son, Hannibal.

Too much Tapper and too much Bash

Why is David Urban on?

Because Scott Jennings is busy kissing Trump's ass.

“ if he wins, I bring my tricks to White House! If he loses he’s a fat loser who is dead to me!!”

Urban is a real drag.

Elissa Slotkin and Brianna could be sisters.

Frank Luntz is a Republican but I think he is right.

And Brianna is doing a good job here.

CNN decided to hire Brian Stelter back just two months after his successor Oliver Darcy left the network.

I don't think Slotkin's that fat, is she?

She’s bigger than Brianna.

Wow. She must be huge then, because Keillor can cause an eclipse.

Paula Reid is back.

Erin Burnett has been wearing her hair more wavy. Looks like she also put on a few pounds.

CNN... the fat girl network.

Since the debate, cnn has been more critical of Trump.

I noticed they were using the word lie more freely and comfortably.

And there’s been less Scott.

He's the talking head version of angry Trump.

He and David Urban.

Erin talking with Connie Chung

I’m just going to guess that she laughed so long and hard that she accidentally spit out her Dentyne.

I’m not getting the reference, R145

R144 Diane and Barb controlled everything, color me shocked.

Andrew Kaczynski who is the investigative reporter on teh NC LT. Gov Mark Robinson was reading a tweet that CNN burred but said the blurred word "shit" I thought Wolf Blitzer was going to shit when he heard that word.

R148 I would pay good money to hear Wolf curse.

Blink blink blink blink

CNN’s Alisyn Camerota Announces the Death Of Her Husband

CNN reporter Nick Paton Walsh is wanted by the Russian FSB for illegally crossing into Russian territory with Ukraine's invading forces.

R151 That’s sad

I thought Camerota and John Berman had the best chemistry on the network. Much better than that screech fest that passes for the morning show now. It's quite sad about Camerota's husband. Somehow she projects as quite nice. No idea if she is but that's the art of it, she does whether she is or she isn't.

Berman works well with everyone.

They should have given Berman either Cuomo’s or Lemon’s hour.

I like Berman but when he subs for Anderson he is just as boring as Anderson. Berman shines when he interacts with a co host.

Erin’s hair is wild tonight.

Just dropping by to say CNN sucks. It’s as bad as Fox.

Erin reporting from Israel.

[quote] Erin reporting from Israel.

Is she also going to Dubai!?

R161 Why would she?

I would like to see Jeremy Diamond naked:

He's looking even more buff from his Israel reporting. He sessy!

I just don't get Jeremy being with Ali Vitali, I guess if they are happy but seems he could do so much better.

CNN Taps Jeremy Diamond as Jerusalem Correspondent

Diamond will take a permanent role in the city, which has been at the forefront of the Israel-Hamas conflict.

^^^He's got something else many DLers would gladly "tap" as well.

Boris is in Florida, Erin is in Israel.

Erin’s back.

Brianna had a soot about McDonalds selling fewer fries because customers are downsizing going for the smaller fries.

Brianna said, “who wants small fry?” She wanted the large fries.

That's been evident for some time.

Poor Boris

That fuggo from Ohio Nina Turner was absolutely unbearable on Abby Philip’s show just now. My god.

They have some real duds across Abby's show. I like her. I have come to really respect her depth of knowledge. She's far more talented the Kaitlan Collins and even Dana Bash, who's been around forever, but who cannot handle combative interviews. She's always rattled. Phillips is CNN's powerhouse interviewer right now, I think.

Another on I really can't stand is fat smiling like a baby who just shit his diaper and feels really warm Brian Stelter.

Such a smug fuck with his shit eating grin. He's not without something useful to say, but his act is off putting. I just want to slap him and send him to bed without sugar.

R175 oh my

Boris is back from Florida. He should have gotten combat pay.

I'd hate to be on the wrong side of R175. He'll take you down and possibly cut a bitch.

[quote] Another on

Feel important, R179?

Scott is the worst part of cnn.

I like Jake Tapper, but hid endless pushing of his daughter is annoying. He was with her on Seth Myers last night, why!

Michael Smerconish on Sat AM

[quote] Scott is the worst part of cnn.

The worst thing about him to me is that one knows he knows better but has to defend his party.

Jake used to just push his own books.

Michael Smerconish is the second worse thing on CNN

I loath Scott Jennings, normally I mute him, but lets face it, that is why CNN has him, to defend Trump and the Republican Party. That is his role.

Yeah, but... he is really unhinged lately. I am not crediting him with any character or decency but he's cracking. Some day he's gonna rip off his mike and scream "I cannot do this shit any more!" He's starting to boil over. Dunno why. Erectile dysfunction? Entering his Aaron Schock years? Thought about some of the shit he says? I dunno, but he's hit the iceberg and he's taking on water.

[quote]Entering his Aaron Schock years?

So good 'ol boy Scott Jennings is having a mid-life crisis and he's on the brink of snapping. In true midwestern/upper south closet-case fashion, he'll pack his bags for Coachella, where he can be free from partisan politics, make out with and be seen fondling another guy. To his fellow Kentuckians, he can claim "evil liberalism" briefly corrupted him, and then continue being an annoying shill for Republicans.

Don Lemon is on the round table of journalist on Inside Politic with Dana Bash on CNN

Dana Bash has morphed into MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell's "Mini Me" in appearance and mental acumen.

R192. They both have the same halting speech.

I think they may have both been stutterers as children.

R193 - I think so too.

Dana Bash has enormous gums.

I wonder how Jeremy Bash, Dana's first husband and John King her second husband felt about her keeping the name Bash. Her maiden name was Schwartz.

She has a child with John King but still kept the name Bash but no children with Jeremy Bash.

I'd wager Dana Bash nee Schwartz' career was established during her "Bash" years, and she decided to retain her professional name.

Her choice.

I don't think she's that good as an anchor. She rattles easily.

Dana Bash is a poor anchor.

No she isn’t stop bashing her. I like her

Anderson very casually used the wird “bullshit” on his show tonight. Good for him.

He looked good without the tie.

Erin is looking puffy.

CNN's Clarissa Ward and team held captive by militia in Darfur

Did you do this Darfur Orphan?

They had snacks.

Huge dumpster fire on Abby Philip’s show just now with a pile of GOP shit named Ryan Girdusky taking the biggest dump. I love Philip but she needs to vet her guests properly.

What happened specifically is one of the guests was author Mehdi Hasan and at one point Girdusky said to him “I hope your beeper doesn’t go off,” alluding to the explosive rigged beepers in the Middle East. Jesus. Girdusky apologized but it was too late. What a douchebag.

I love AP too but they want it to be a dumpster fire. Just tonight it burned out of control. The whole thing needs a rethink. It's cage fighting.

The incident.

Phillips’ on air apology. She’s a class act.

Both Girdusky and Hassan were gone after the first commercial break. Abby said Girdusky had crossed a line and apologized to Hassan, but I guess Mehdi didn’t want to go back on.

How much control does Abby have with who gets booked?

The guests were discussing the racist jokes made by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe, which overshadowed former President Donald Trump's rally at New York's Madison Square Garden on Sunday and continue to make headlines two days later.

As the debate turned fractious, Girdusky and Hasan sparred over whether the latter had been labeled an anti-Semite. "I'm a supporter of the Palestinians, I'm used to it," Hasan said.

Girdusky replied: "Well I hope your beeper doesn't go off."

Hasan responded: "Did you just say I should die? You just said I should be killed."

Girdusky is close to Vance and is involved with the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.

Bakari Sellers has turned into a bear.

Maria Cardona annoys the fuck out of me.

Shermichael (what a stupid ass name) Singleton doesn’t seem quite as certain that Trump will win as he did last week.

Cnn needs to get rid of about a third of their consultants.

Erin’s hair was great tonight.

Is Erin going to Dubai?

Lol no

Dammit, I'm actually finding myself liking Nina Turner. She's dignified, she's real and she's amazingly practical. I'm doubtful I'd agree on much with her about policy, but she's interesting to watch.

I disagree, R221. She’s fug, condescending and an utter contrarian. I switched off Abby’s show as soon as I saw she was on.

I get you, R222. I loathed her when she was a Bernie surrogate. But to me, somehow, she's mellowed and when she's not spouting radical looneytunes she actually has something to say.

Then again I hit my head Tuesday so maybe it's that!

Fair enough, R221/R223!

I didn’t even know she was a Bernie surrogate. That explains her obnoxious attitude.

Dana Bash isn't very good but I guess she's been around forever. She rattles very easily the minute anything goes off script. It's not a disaster, but it's obvious and by this stage shouldn't be happening.

Dana started with CNN as a producer right out of college. She was born in 1971. That means she’s been with CNN for at least 30 years.

Erin seems to be blinking less.

Paula Reid and the pop tart.

What's with Anderson's Colonel Sanders glasses?

[quote]What's with Anderson's Colonel Sanders glasses?

If anyone finds a clip of him wearing them, please share the link or clip. I need a good laugh to calm my election anxiety. Thanks.

Erin has been one of the best of the primetime anchors lately.

R230:

Original recipe

Thanks, R232/R233! All Anderson needed was the mustache and the secret recipe with 11 herbs and spices.

[quote]At midnight ET, the small town of Dixville Notch, NH will be the first to cast their votes on Election Day

Following national trends indicating a very close race, Harris and Trump each garnered three votes between the six registered voters in Dixville Notch.

In 2024 Dixville Notch voted Biden 3 Trump 3

IN 2020 Dixville Notch voted Biden 5 Trump 0

in 2016 Dixville Notch voted Clinton 4 Trump 2 Gary Johnson 1 Mitt Romney 1

in 2012 Dixville Notch voted Obama 5 Mitt Romney 5

in 2008 Dixville Notch vote Obama 15 McCain 6

How in the hell do they go from nothing for Trump in 2020 to 3 voting for Trump in 2024. Clearly Dixville Notch is a serious population decline and possible mental decline.

Opps that should be

In 2024 Dixville Notch voted Harris 3 Trump 3

Is Paula Reid pregnant?

Why is Andrew Yang in so much?

She does look pregnant.

Erin had John Avalon on.

Brianna on Matt Gaetz pick: “ Well, it is going to be a wild ride,”

She almost lost her appetite!

I want some KFC and I want extra tasty crispy! Now!

Brianna today.

Mmmm... big lunch.

Guess we know why Scott Jennings turned into such a Trump sycophant after initially blaming him for Jan. 6.

Is Pamela Brown always doing 11 - 12?

Big cuts coming to CNN.

R248 - I think so.

So I read in The Maul (scalping from Puck, I think) that big cuts are coming. According to it, Cooper pulls down $20M a year. Tapper and Blitzer make $7M a year - Tapper just resigned a three year deal with no raise. Erin Burnett makes $6M. So did Chris Wallace, who made $7M and declined to stay on as a talking head at a much reduced rate. The article held that many people will be let go behind the scenes and the surviving talent will be required to do more of their own work. But really, they seem pretty overstaffed in anchors. One an hour, every hour?

I bet money Cooper goes. He just wants to wallow in grief anyway, or whatever else is going on in his personal life that he can turn into his job.

Ugh. That fat girl is in for Erin Burnett.

Brianna isn’t a stick, but she is not “the fat girl”.

Tell that to her belts.

Not a fan of Erin Burnette or Laura Coates

I feel the election has emboldened CNN to be more of a news organization again.

Erin’s on fire.

Paula Reid broke the story about the second 17 year old.

Paula Reid is broader in the beam than Brianna.

Info on MJ Lee.

Even with bleak news, Boris and Brianna are the best team.

Paula Reid fills in for Kasie.

Shimon Prokupecz looking better than ever.

Brianna on today. Boris is on assignment. Where is Boris?

Boris is in Paris

Why is in Paris?

Brianna did double duty filing in for Erin.

Boris is covering NYE from Paris.

Is Anderson drunk yet?

Paula Reid is either pregnant or stress eating.

Diplo was on LSD and hosting?

R271 Apparently.

So much fire coverage today.

Damn ! Can meteorologist Derek Van Dam fuck me with his cock ? The guy's so sexy and cute when he's on screen. He's a snowboarder, swimmer, marathon runner...oh yeah, and hetero. I can change that.