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Jean Allison is DEAD to ME!

Not to be confused with June Allyson and her bladder pads.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 10, 2024 7:04 AM

Y'know, they offered me that Depends commercial, too. Lotta money! Just one little problem: I don't SHIT MY PANTS!

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2024 10:31 PM

R2 I'm surprised you don't, Evie. Especially after that car accident where you mowed down a family of six.

by Anonymousreply 2March 10, 2024 3:22 AM

Why would anybody get a nobody confused with anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 3March 10, 2024 3:38 AM

R2 It WAS a family of six! I only killed 4!

by Anonymousreply 4March 10, 2024 3:53 AM

Aw , I just watched her getting manhandled and blackmailed by Dennis Cole on Charlie’s Angels.

by Anonymousreply 5March 10, 2024 3:56 AM

R4 And if those kids hadn't have been wearing blindfolds, they would've gotten out of the way, and I'd have only killed a piñata!

Besides, what kind of people have a picnic in their own backyard???

by Anonymousreply 6March 10, 2024 7:04 AM
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