Let's be troll farms in St. Petersburg trying to figure out DL

I'm the one posting about how smoking hot Mike Johnson is.

I'm the one saying Joe's amped on something for this special occasion.

I'm the one who copies and pastes, 'Oh look, another Trump thread...' - as if that will in any way ever stop the tsunami of detailed hatred directed at the criminal campaigner here every day.

I'm the moron who thinks calling someone whose opinion varies the slightest bit a "BORIS!" is both witty and original.

I'm secretly wondering how long I can keep getting paid when Vlad Putin finally keels over

I'm the one eating a raw onion like an apple.

I am a fictional construct that exists only in DLer imaginations.

But it's not, R7.

I'm the storeroom where all the cheap shit, rotgut vodka is kept. My wares are the office currency and payday is eagerly anticipated around here.

I specialize in black people behaving badly. On my borscht break, I thank Sasha for contributing such racist venom, but he says it wasn't him. You Americans are so awful on your own

I'm the house specialist in Muslim replacement theory hysteria for Western Europe.

I'm the one who started this thread.

I'm the tingly feeling you get when you see a shot of a man sucking another guy's dick. Too bad you'll be beaten to death if you ever try it.

I am the one spreading misinformation that Americans kept black people as slaves and kept them segregated and without civil rights deep into 60s and still uses them as buffalo cannon fodder in perpetual wars they lead for the military industrial complex and as voting plantantion for a certain political party close to mentioned complex.

Oh, wait...

I'm the one who posts shit about our Timothee WHO IS THE BIGGEST STAR ON THE PLANET!

I'm Svetlana in accounting.

R15 👍

I'm the clock the little Russian bitches watch to see when the US is waking up.

I'm the weird silence every time someone outs me as a Russian troll

I'm the brown sticky nicotine on the keyboards.

R16, you should meet my friend, Ginny

I’m the fingerless mittens everyone has to wear since the thermostat’s set at 12° C. Sanctions are a bitch.

I am...potato.

I'm the vodka in a coffee mug.

I'm the bleak to non-existent future.

Im the soulless tower block.

I'm the one who figures out how every fucking thing on earth can be brought back to hating trans people

I’m the one who bemoans the “downfall” of large American cities while posting links from dubious “news” sites.

I’m the one trying to divert people from the British royal family and other popular threads so that people focus on the propaganda threads instead.

What does bumping British Royal family threads accomplish for Russia?

I'm posting links to racist stories from the New York Post

[quote] I am fingerless mittens everyone has to wear since thermostat is set at 12° C. Sanctions are bitch.

Fixed that for you.

[quote]What does bumping British Royal family threads accomplish for Russia?

It doesn't, but the people who have colonized DL and are trying to turn it into a politics only site hate any thread subject that isn't politics.

I'm the cries of "why are we paying for Ukraine when there are homeless people in America"? That you know are bullshit because Republicans barely give a shit about homeless veterans

Чертовы членососы так возбудили меня своими фотографиями обнаженных карликов, что я трахаю сисси-работницу в туалетной комнате.

I'm the trolls typing as fast as they can, so they don't end up Cannon fodder in Ukraine.

I stop by to point out that whoever is being discussed is an Aspie. Just look at him!

[quote]I am a fictional construct that exists only in DLer imaginations.

Well that's one way to announce to the world that you work in a trollfarm.

I'm the one who, like Pavlov's dog, absolutely has to respond to any negative comment about Russians by barking about Slavery/racism/Iraq war etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

[quote]R30: What does bumping British Royal family threads accomplish for Russia?

The sowing of division in such threads is effortless; it's practically baked into the subject.

I’m the person who thinks they’re so important that Russian troll farms follow their every movement.

If I’m somewhere then it must be important!

[quote] nobody's

[quote]R41: I’m the person who thinks they’re so important that Russian troll farms follow their every movement. If I’m somewhere then it must be important!—I don’t realize that I’m just a tiny little blip on nobodies radar. :(

Since both their existence and nearly ubiquitous presence in Western social media and forums is an established fact, one has to - along with R38 - seriously wonder about forum gainsayers who insist they don't exist.

I’m extra rubles, handed over with a wink.

I’m the lesson on idioms. Many words were mispronounced and skipped

I’m Valentin from the romance scam group two pods way, stopping by for a vodka coffee and a ciggy.

[quote]Since both their existence and nearly ubiquitous presence in Western social media and forums is an established fact, one has to - along with [R38] - seriously wonder about forum gainsayers who insist they don't exist.

I didn’t say they don’t exist. I said that they don’t care about you.

[quote]The sowing of division in such threads is effortless; it's practically baked into the subject.

An online message board, DL in particular, is supposed to have unity? That's a new one.

I get paid in Vodka. This is how I drive home after my troll shift:

[quote]I’m the fingerless mittens everyone has to wear since the thermostat’s set at 12° C. Sanctions are a bitch.

Are you sure?

I'm the one sending quotes to asset journos who write articles about the resilience of the Russian economy.

[quote]I'm the one bumping all the British Royal Family threads, thinking they have a wide audience.

I'm the same one, realising that bumping was an especially useless waste of time. The wide, indeed global, audience was already keenly in place.

[quote]I'm the moron who thinks calling someone whose opinion varies the slightest bit a "BORIS!" is both witty and original.

Im the one annoyed by everyone calling me Boris when my real names Ivan.

I am the one spreading lies that the great democracy USA is an authoritarian regime just like China who, in order to control, the narrative, will prohibit one of the world's most popular social media Tik tok.

I'm the shithead who speaks fluent Mandarin but can't troll Facebook on China because China banned it.

I’m confused how so many Russians settled in Florida in the first place!

I don’t think they care about anyone R47. It’s a sociopath’s job.

I'm the idiot in the newspaper comment section arguing both sides if a story. I was too hungover to switch Alts and now I have a 90 day ban. Hope I don't get sent to Chernobyl

I'm the MRA talking points.

I'm afraid to fuck to with Israelis.

I'm the NRA talking points.

[quote]R48: An online message board, DL in particular, is supposed to have unity? That's a new one.

I didn't say anything about 'unity,' R48. That isn't the point. The topic is obstreperous, and is racially charged, which is catnip to trolls.

Such threads are also useful in the practice of forum sliding, and several other aspects of online trolling.

[quote]The topic is obstreperous, and is racially charged, which is catnip to trolls.

The topic was "British Royal family" and there's nothing "racially charged" about the discussion, on DL or anywhere else, of Kate's photos or whereabouts. I mean, no one who is not a loon would think the discussion is racially charged, no offense. Also, the whole site is obstreperous. To say that one thread subject in particular is obstreperous would be rather ridiculous, right?

[quote]R63: The topic was "British Royal family" and there's nothing "racially charged" about the discussion, on DL or anywhere else, of Kate's photos or whereabouts.

'Kate's photos or whereabouts' represents a dishonest moving of the goalposts. The ever-present underlying tension in any DL discussion of the BRF - even informing a discussion of 'Kate's photos or whereabouts' - revolves around Meghan Markle's supposed pedigree (or lack thereof) and the rift which has erupted between the ostensibly racist Monarchy and Harry and his wife. It's a racially charged issue.

And the threads are so 'obstreperous' that they often get 'Murieled.'

While I have rarely directed some specific questions (like, 'WTF is a klan granny?'), I generally don't participate in these threads. No interest.

To understand the uses to which the trolls put such threads, see the article at R62.

How in the [bold]FUCK[/bold] did this thread become about the British Royal Family???????????????????????????????????

I'm the constant bitching of Bette Davis.

[quote]even informing a discussion of 'Kate's photos or whereabouts' - revolves around Meghan Markle's supposed pedigree (or lack thereof) and the rift which has erupted between the ostensibly racist Monarchy and Harry and his wife. It's a racially charged issue.

Thank you for fully discrediting your opinion by adding that bit of lunacy. It certainly saves time and effort.

[quote]R65: How in the FUCK did this thread become about the British Royal Family???????????????????????? - ???????????

It was baked into the thread by the OP, who mentions it in the opening post, and again at R29. He was evidently determined that it be a part of the discussion.

[quote]OP/R67: Thank you for fully discrediting your opinion by adding that bit of lunacy. It certainly saves time and effort.

I do not require your approval. It's a fair summary of what DL threads about the BRF most often consist.

On other threads, you're an opponent of Biden over his age. On the 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲? thread, you're the one with the strange reply to me that "you shot a hole in your prophecy by implying that Democrats would not protest if Trump wins (as least as much as in 2016) or protest any of the elements of doom you have imagined."

On a couple of religious threads (𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥, and 𝐈'𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞!), you endorse belief in the supernatural and in Christianity.

I am unconcerned about your assessment of 𝑚𝑦 opinions.

r68, to give credit where it's due, I only had to give you enough rope for you then to hang yourself and to self-own.

Pootie’s trolls do ❤️ DL talk Miss Lindsey.

Jesus Christ, it was just a little fun. It's all known thar troll farms enflame Harry & Meghan discussions, as they do secessionist movements. Sometimes a cigar.is just a cigar.

Hi Fidel!

I'm the cigarette ash smeared on today's talking points bulletin.

I'm one of the many anti trans topics/messages. I copy and paste my material from Twitter.

I'm the troll who's going to tell you why this thread means certain doom for Biden's reelection

“We may not get the Ukraine, but we’ve got the US midwest, they are our comrades”

I'm the subscriptions to multiple small town newspapers. The troll farmers pore over them trying to glean some wheat in the chaff. Oh here's a promising one. A black kid on Lincoln Nebraska beat up a white kid over another white girl. Let's see if it sticks to the wall!

I'm the weird silence that you're met with when you accuse them of being a Russian troll. I'm especially weird because these guys tenaciously argue like bots until you pull that out. It can't be morals, but maybe?

I'm the 30 something haggard Russian woman flicking my bean as I meet my daily quota of chaos and dissension posts. I've fucked every last fuckable guy in this provincial town and too many of them have gone to Ukraine and never come back. Am I too old to get some decent Western European cock if I flee?

I am the delusional Russian manager that thinks these DL posters are worth spending time on

which just shows you how fucking clueless these Russians are

I'm the Russian troll who starts endless threads about the Netflix show Heartstopper though no one has seen it since it's banned in Russia.

I am the Russian who has been dealing with reading and responding to DL posts for 9 days

“To think I once wanted to live there in the US and I once thought gay American men were sane”

I'm the Commie who trolls Nicholas Galitzine as a fag because he's Russian royalty. We don't want her coming back to overthrow Vlad.

I am the Russian asking my coworkers why all US gay men as seen on DL seem obsessed with Taylor Swift

I'm the insistence that trans people are going to "take over" women's sports even though, like, .0003% of athletes are trans

And I love creating threads about Dylan Mulvaney. 99% of America hasn't heard of her, but the trolls are OBSESSED

I am the Russian worker and I hate the US, US sports, but most of all US woman’s sports. I advocate that men playing on US girls teams is a good thing.

I hate the US especially US woman

I’m a troll wondering what the hell I did wrong that I got demoted from Twitter to a chat site with a 1990s interface for aging homosexuals?

House of Golitsyn of is Noble house, not a Royal house. I'm the Russian Troll who has a solid education in history and is rolling his squinty eyes at the American troglydyte at R83.

I'm a proponent of Russian victory in Ukraine, hoping my command of English idiom will last more than three posts. Go off, sis!

We're Boris and Natasha and we'll be your Russian troll hosts for this evening

Oh Boris!

I'm the Russian troll who constantly belittles the men on here who prefer circumcised men. I'll endlessly ruin threads and even start a "Long Dong" thread that shows nothing but stank sleeved men.

R92 Oh, honey. De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt.

I’m the Russian troll, and this is how you know for sure you have a real one, that called everyone else I disagree with a Russian troll. Then I will beg people to gang up and do the FF dance on some totally innocent person.

All the while I ask if English is their first language, my first supervisor came up with that one, then I cry about putting someone on ignore.

I am trying by myself to stop debate and ruin DL. I will be greatly rewarded when that happens.

[quote]I am trying by myself to stop debate and ruin DL.

Thank you, but no. We are perfectly capable of ruining DL all on our own.

DL was born ruined.

R95

No asshole you are not. If you were I’d have had that bonus months ago. Now I am looking at some unexpected time in Our Great Patriotic War Against Aggression. And there is no fucking way I want any part of that bullshit. Ukraine—-worse than reading inanely stupid DL posts every day.

So my new American friend please try a little harder

[quote]R83: I'm the Commie who trolls Nicholas Galitzine as a fag because he's Russian royalty. We don't want her coming back to overthrow Vlad.

[facepalm]

Public Service Announcement:

The Russians, the Russian trollfarms, Vlad - none of these are "commies." Communism in Russia ended some thirty-five years ago. It's a capitalist autocratic kleptocracy now.

“Biden bad… He do bad for America… He needs listen to Russia!”

Our troll farm trolls are never as diverting as Rich Russian Lady.

In the office, we hear much about the lovely Lady Lindzebelle.

She gets sassy about our beloved Vladimir.

Being the mistress to Agent Orange must be spectacular!

I'm the fresh recruit who can't get anybody to explain why Cheryl's pussy stinks.

“That could not have been Cheryl, this woman smelled like stale cigarettes and cheap department store perfume.”

Amerika, your Yeti Congress woman loves and respects our President Putin. Marjorie Tailor Green will win your 2028 presidents election.

Funny you should bring that wildebeest up, R104.

I’m Zwee and I’ve graduated from Andrew Tate University.

Statistically, site users should be interested in the thoughts of JK Rowling whenever she has opinions on queer trans people.

I am shiny tractor. They save their rubles from troll thing to buy me. Izz fantasy for I am wery expensive!

I'm the script for the innocent little lamb act when people call me out for my trolling.

I’m the troll farm night supervisor. I go into my cubicle when all is quiet, and whack-off to pics of Lady Lindzebelle.

I’m one of the trolls assigned to post pro-Trump and pro-Putin comments on Datalounge’s political and cultural threads. After doing that a few times each day, I gravitate to the threads focused on rimming, pee, size meat, male bush, ass and scat. That consumes 90% of my DL time.

I'm super-aware of DL euphoria about the Convicted Felon. All I can do for now is repeat pseudo-judicious talking points about how the case should never have been brought, and that appeals will go all the way to the SCOTUS. I'll await guidance for my approach after 11 July.

[quote] I'm the moron who thinks calling someone whose opinion varies the slightest bit a "BORIS!".

But I *am* Boris. And I disagree with you.

I’m the one posting threads like, “What’s it like living in (name of city/state)? My partner and I want to retire there, but we don’t know a thing about it.” These are useful for building a legend. I will be a housewife from Hammond Indiana who believes chemtrails are HAARP drugging Americans; that democrats are communist baby blood drinkers. Vaccines have microchips in them to turn us into Windows 10. They’re programming us. They’re shoving agendas down our throats - gay, interracial marriage, DEI. City slickers want to abolish the electoral college so they can run our lives and make crimes against us. I’m a good Christian mother fighting the evil that’s been unleashed in this country.

“We've got to do something about this before it’s too late!”

I’m the use of butchered English while simultaneously feeling intellectually superior.

R114 many immigrants had and have "butchered" English and indeed they can be intelectually superior.

[quote]intelectually superior

Oh dear.

I'm the Romanian and Bulgarian trying to run Troll Nest VII in Torgo, Siberia, while the Russian staff sit there drunk and pissed-pants all day.

[quote]Oh dear.

Oh, dear!

I'm Ivan, furiously getting those anti-EU links posted before the deadline.

I’m the troll farmers, laughing at the thought that this joint would be of any interest to anyone with a functioning brain stem.

And yet here you are r120.

I'm R120, already converted by a fungus in her brain.

I'm the "DL isn't important enough" diversion tactic, knowing full well how good DL's SEO is.

[quote]Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Miss Irina gets around posting at multiple places.

First we take Berlin

Than we take Manhattan.

I am a patriot America-loving follower of the lord god Jesus and I support our Christian president Donald Trump who loves and protects our country from all harm, and vanquishes people we both hate - blacks, Jews and homosexuals. And immigrants with brown skin. And women who use birth control and have abortion as they are dirty whores.

God bless our men (and our very short and stout women) in blue. God bless our troops except for the active duty generals who are all elites and shouldn’t be listened to. They are warmongers who want to spend all our tax money in corrupt Ukraine (which is historically part of Russia and full of Nazis. Remember - Russia defeated the Nazis in hand to hand combat in WW2 while cowardly allies bombed from way up high in sky, very safe).

America needs to be allies with Russia which is full of loving Christian whites who don’t tolerate ladymen or litter box in school. Gods bless our Christian preachers who need our money more than ever. Let’s elect Donald Trump again and if we don’t get our way this time we will burn this great country to the ground

American website that worship 2 penes together

R126 pretty much nailed it

I'm Google Translate!

R3 wins. Drops the mafuckin 🎤

If they really want our attention we could do with seeing Russian weightlifters doing naked star jumps.

I'm one of the more skilled and adept trolls and I've been assigned to the Iranian account along with a few of the other seniors. We dont really give a shit about the issues we are here to stir about but this is a lucrative contract for the farm and offers great bonuses, so I'm happy to put in some extra effort. And its a way better option that the Ukrainian front, and the Iranian regime and Hamas helpfully provided us with great misinformation packs to use which makes the work easier. And to make our work even easier, a number of Western media outlets have taken stuff from those same misinformation packs and run it without even checking and verifying it giving it a veneer of authority

Money for jam! (or vodka at least)

I'm this canned response in a thread about Musk.

[quote]I applaud Musk for sticking to his beliefs and vision no matter how the mainstream media and woke advertisers try and ruin him. He’s the most prolific investor, inventor and entrepreneur of our lifetime.

R113 Cedar Lake would have been much better than Hammond

C+ for effort

I’m the whores waiting to marry and perhaps one day become First Lady.

[quote] Gay men are the most depressed people in the Western world because they don’t believe in monogamy and long-term relationships. People who live longest, are the healthiest and the happiest are statistically married couples in their later years. The gay lifestyle amounts to nothing in the end when all you have is drugs and sex. At some point your body is going to give out and you’ll be all alone and miserable

I'm Shitty Little (proletariat) Ann. My favorite dish is Borscht.

[quote]Drops the mafuckin 🎤

I'm the troll that forgets which account I'm posting from and uses the verncular of my other character.

Re: Assange:

[quote] Indeed, [R1]. He is a hero who has fought endlessly against globalist elites and their war crimes, and has been imprisoned to terrify any future whistleblowers. It's time for him to be released and given the recognition that he very much deserves, as a fighter for humanity's collective freedom

I’m no troll farms in St Petersburg. I’m trying to infiltrate the DL.

I am true American you betcha and most bold soul sister from blackest of Detroit. I am reminding my homosexual and negro friends every day that Divine Emporer Trump is most best friend the homos and Negroids can have.

Get off that plantation soul brother and sisters! Divine Emporer Donald Trump will set you free! Free at last, you betcha!

I'm the one who responds like Pavlov's dog the second anybody drags Russia. I truly cannot help myself. Any and all insults against Mother Russia must be instantly met with a volley of cutting remarks about American ghettos and trailer parks.

Every

Single

Motherfucking.

Time.

At the farm, we all admire certain American ladyboys. Lindsey, Trey, Caitlyn, JD, and Kitara Ravache Santos, are our top five.

R143 what about Josh Hawley? Surely that American ladyboy is also worthy of the admiration of the farm staff, she's pretty too

[quote]what is going on and we have absolutely no power for what the universe and planet does moving forward. We are specs of dust with EGOS the size of the Milky Way.

[Quote] We’re not that important, we don’t have any control and we need to stop this climate nonsense.

[Quote] It’s always changing. It always has and it always will. Ice ages weren’t caused by humans and the heating that melted the ice didn’t happen by humans. We’re NOTHING

I'm the overtime hours being used to spread FUD (fear uncertainty and doubt) messaging to discourage Biden supporters today.

R144 yes, a giant poster of Miss Joslyn Hawley hangs in the farm’s primary workroom. Thinking about her fist pumping on insurrection day get us all wet.

Condolences are sent to ultra-MAGA Kentucky representative Thomas Massey.

Bari Weiss link day wasn't a success.

A microscopic tip of the iceberg.

I'm the 117 threads I currently have ignored. 🚫

I am source of truth. I do not support America socialism. Citrus leader is most powerful, and helps many nation.

I'm Project Kylo.

I want to nibble on Josh Hawley’s nipples. Those sexy, gazelle legs can run to me.

Using specialist software, the consultancy studied 2.3m posts from 468,000 accounts in Germany, France, Italy and the Netherlands. From that dataset, it identified 50,000 as accounts that spread disinformation.

I'm the day off everyone got today because the internet is already melting down on its own.

I'm the pile of vodka bottles because there isn't much to do

I'm the bumping of all political threads during the US overnight to make sure DL is nice and frothy in the morning.

[quote] “bleached blonde, bad-built, butch body,”

That is not true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is natural blonde, model-built, hot body, and is helping to keep Russia great!

Well, R158, that was in vain. Just a few hours later you got bumped waaaay off the front page.

I'm a Ukrainian, laughing my ass off.

Svetalana's having a Harry & Megan sprint day today on DL, it seems.

R9, my first house had old washing machines in the back shed that the previous (Polish) owners used to turn potato peels into vodka.

A CUSTOMER!

We outsourced some of our operations to Donbas and Northern Macedonia. We apologize to our customers for some of the glitches in the level of service they may experience (worse than usual trolling.)

You are cray cray if you think Russians care about your eeny meeny little swishy messageboard. Russians are busy doing big boy things with fabulous big social media platforms and can’t be bothered with homosexuals (who will have no power in very soon time when SCOTUS overturns gay husbands law).

But do keep phantasizing about Russians disturbing your little tiny, meaningless, outdated 1990s style gay place.

R165 North Macedonia is lovely

We have three research groups working on whether a stinking pussy is good or bad.

We are deeply perplexed by the leadership of Cheryl in this.

Hey, R16, Svetlana in accounting...I'm Maxim the new recruit from SVR. You want to meet this Saturday? We go to cinema. Da?

We hang pinups of Miss Lindsey on the walls where all workers can see one while at their computers. Any lady that seduces and regularly satisfies the great American, Mr. Trump, has our admiration. She is pretty too.

Macedonia peaked in the BCs. It’s been downhill ever since.

They make many joke about right wing. Sometimes they sound like us.

R166 is the gay bully whose head is so full of concrete he thinks gay people can't riff on other topics than Armageddon.

Nice job representing the supposed other side.

It's the summer of overtime.

I'm the beautiful mess that I've left DL in before my vodka beeak.

[quote] R166] is the gay bully whose head is so full of concrete he thinks gay people can't riff on other topics than Armageddon.

This literally makes no sense,

I'm the "Boris" offense taken when posting a pro-Russia talking point that I'm calling only a difference of opinion

Josh Hawley is super hot!

I’m the confusion over Helen Lawson.

I’m the total lack of interest Russian troll farms have in old-fashioned web forums inhabited by a couple of dozen thousand-year-old homosexuals.

I’m trying to figure out how to spin todays prisoner exchange with amerika. Comrade vlad needs a win , and fast!

I curse no edit button on American homosexual website “data lounge.” How correct English mistake when post? Only took 1 English class at university in Leningrad, i mean St. Petersburg city.

I absolute shit show wreck I make in forum on Saturday night. This place shambles.

I'm the one days pay that someone loses for using waltz instead of Walz.

I'm stupid MAGA shit we have to post in order to get a potato from the "For Humans" bin. Maybe communism wasn't so bad?

I'm the new contracts drawn up for defacto, Greg, and teacake

Our supervisor, Maxim. Is having us visit cat ladies in the country villas, and practice humping couches, to promote JD Vance’s messaging. All workers at the troll farm here, think JD is weird.

Katya is busy getting as many shitty Elon Musk Twitter links posted as possible before the Eastern Seabord wakes up.

I'm Aleksandr, bumping this thread because my boss Bogdan is a cunt.

Our makeup advocates make sure Trump’s lip spittle mouthpiece, the hungover ladyboy Lindzay, looks pretty for every Sunday morning news show. Good job done. Even Jake Tapper be excited.

I'm the acid reflux from last night's vodka and this morning's coffee.

How does one “present hole?” 🤔

How does one solve a problem like Miss Lindzey? Her cussing does not make her macho enough. Tim Scott got woman. Matt Gaetz got woman.

I'm today's post-mortem meeting on funny gay site.

I am confidence I am primo language speaker of the English. Stupid American pig dogs think I am not from mother Russia. Thinking is I am real Joe pack of six. Pretending to be American is piece of pie!

I'm this crap.

он в порядке! он посылает свою любовь.

У меня был друг, который работал на русской ферме троллей. затем он умер.

Просто покури много травы, глупыш!

Prompt: Make post about the Skynet for the Lounge of Data

I’m VladGPT, the new Russian AI that is set to take away all the troll farm jobs. Well, I will once I actually work.

Мы хотим испытать киску мисс Линдси.

I'm Andrei. implementing a strategy to incite petty bickering. The boss has figured out that D: agrees on major issues but fights intensely about minor, inconsequential details.

I'm the emergency meeting for strategic realignment due to Luigi.

Won’t someone think of the poor chemical weapons caches Israel is destroying.