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Let's be troll farms in St. Petersburg trying to figure out DL

I'm the one bumping all the British Royal Family threads, thinking they have a wide audience.

by Anonymousreply 195October 30, 2024 11:36 AM

I'm the one posting about how smoking hot Mike Johnson is.

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2024 9:01 AM

I'm the one saying Joe's amped on something for this special occasion.

by Anonymousreply 2March 9, 2024 9:16 AM

I'm the one who copies and pastes, 'Oh look, another Trump thread...' - as if that will in any way ever stop the tsunami of detailed hatred directed at the criminal campaigner here every day.

by Anonymousreply 3March 9, 2024 11:34 AM

I'm the moron who thinks calling someone whose opinion varies the slightest bit a "BORIS!" is both witty and original.

by Anonymousreply 4March 9, 2024 12:14 PM

I'm secretly wondering how long I can keep getting paid when Vlad Putin finally keels over

by Anonymousreply 5March 9, 2024 12:31 PM

I'm the one eating a raw onion like an apple.

by Anonymousreply 6March 9, 2024 12:33 PM

I am a fictional construct that exists only in DLer imaginations.

by Anonymousreply 7March 9, 2024 12:42 PM

But it's not, R7.

by Anonymousreply 8March 9, 2024 12:46 PM

I'm the storeroom where all the cheap shit, rotgut vodka is kept. My wares are the office currency and payday is eagerly anticipated around here.

by Anonymousreply 9March 9, 2024 12:57 PM

I specialize in black people behaving badly. On my borscht break, I thank Sasha for contributing such racist venom, but he says it wasn't him. You Americans are so awful on your own

by Anonymousreply 10March 9, 2024 1:03 PM

I'm the house specialist in Muslim replacement theory hysteria for Western Europe.

by Anonymousreply 11March 9, 2024 1:21 PM

I'm the one who started this thread.

by Anonymousreply 12March 9, 2024 1:27 PM

I'm the tingly feeling you get when you see a shot of a man sucking another guy's dick. Too bad you'll be beaten to death if you ever try it.

by Anonymousreply 13March 9, 2024 1:31 PM

I am the one spreading misinformation that Americans kept black people as slaves and kept them segregated and without civil rights deep into 60s and still uses them as buffalo cannon fodder in perpetual wars they lead for the military industrial complex and as voting plantantion for a certain political party close to mentioned complex.

Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 14March 9, 2024 1:43 PM

I'm the one who posts shit about our Timothee WHO IS THE BIGGEST STAR ON THE PLANET!

by Anonymousreply 15March 9, 2024 1:48 PM

I'm Svetlana in accounting.

by Anonymousreply 16March 9, 2024 1:52 PM

R15 👍

by Anonymousreply 17March 9, 2024 8:53 PM

I'm the clock the little Russian bitches watch to see when the US is waking up.

by Anonymousreply 18March 13, 2024 12:16 PM

I'm the weird silence every time someone outs me as a Russian troll

by Anonymousreply 19March 13, 2024 12:31 PM

I'm the brown sticky nicotine on the keyboards.

by Anonymousreply 20March 13, 2024 12:36 PM

R16, you should meet my friend, Ginny

by Anonymousreply 21March 13, 2024 12:38 PM

I’m the fingerless mittens everyone has to wear since the thermostat’s set at 12° C. Sanctions are a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 22March 13, 2024 7:02 PM

I am...potato.

by Anonymousreply 23March 13, 2024 7:04 PM

I'm the vodka in a coffee mug.

by Anonymousreply 24March 13, 2024 7:53 PM

I'm the bleak to non-existent future.

by Anonymousreply 25March 13, 2024 8:05 PM

Im the soulless tower block.

by Anonymousreply 26March 13, 2024 8:08 PM

I'm the one who figures out how every fucking thing on earth can be brought back to hating trans people

by Anonymousreply 27March 13, 2024 8:13 PM

I’m the one who bemoans the “downfall” of large American cities while posting links from dubious “news” sites.

by Anonymousreply 28March 13, 2024 9:31 PM

I’m the one trying to divert people from the British royal family and other popular threads so that people focus on the propaganda threads instead.

by Anonymousreply 29March 13, 2024 10:12 PM

What does bumping British Royal family threads accomplish for Russia?

by Anonymousreply 30March 13, 2024 10:21 PM

I'm posting links to racist stories from the New York Post

by Anonymousreply 31March 13, 2024 10:32 PM

[quote] I am fingerless mittens everyone has to wear since thermostat is set at 12° C. Sanctions are bitch.

Fixed that for you.

by Anonymousreply 32March 13, 2024 10:51 PM

[quote]What does bumping British Royal family threads accomplish for Russia?

It doesn't, but the people who have colonized DL and are trying to turn it into a politics only site hate any thread subject that isn't politics.

by Anonymousreply 33March 13, 2024 10:55 PM

I'm the cries of "why are we paying for Ukraine when there are homeless people in America"? That you know are bullshit because Republicans barely give a shit about homeless veterans

by Anonymousreply 34March 13, 2024 11:20 PM

Чертовы членососы так возбудили меня своими фотографиями обнаженных карликов, что я трахаю сисси-работницу в туалетной комнате.

by Anonymousreply 35March 13, 2024 11:27 PM

I'm the trolls typing as fast as they can, so they don't end up Cannon fodder in Ukraine.

by Anonymousreply 36March 13, 2024 11:32 PM

I stop by to point out that whoever is being discussed is an Aspie. Just look at him!

by Anonymousreply 37March 13, 2024 11:37 PM

[quote]I am a fictional construct that exists only in DLer imaginations.

Well that's one way to announce to the world that you work in a trollfarm.

by Anonymousreply 38March 14, 2024 12:27 AM

I'm the one who, like Pavlov's dog, absolutely has to respond to any negative comment about Russians by barking about Slavery/racism/Iraq war etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

by Anonymousreply 39March 14, 2024 12:29 AM

[quote]R30: What does bumping British Royal family threads accomplish for Russia?

The sowing of division in such threads is effortless; it's practically baked into the subject.

by Anonymousreply 40March 14, 2024 2:17 AM

I’m the person who thinks they’re so important that Russian troll farms follow their every movement.

If I’m somewhere then it must be important!

by Anonymousreply 41March 14, 2024 2:48 AM

[quote] nobody's

by Anonymousreply 42March 14, 2024 2:50 AM

[quote]R41: I’m the person who thinks they’re so important that Russian troll farms follow their every movement. If I’m somewhere then it must be important!—I don’t realize that I’m just a tiny little blip on nobodies radar. :(

Since both their existence and nearly ubiquitous presence in Western social media and forums is an established fact, one has to - along with R38 - seriously wonder about forum gainsayers who insist they don't exist.

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by Anonymousreply 43March 14, 2024 3:01 AM

I’m extra rubles, handed over with a wink.

by Anonymousreply 44March 14, 2024 3:05 AM

I’m the lesson on idioms. Many words were mispronounced and skipped

by Anonymousreply 45March 14, 2024 3:11 AM

I’m Valentin from the romance scam group two pods way, stopping by for a vodka coffee and a ciggy.

by Anonymousreply 46March 14, 2024 3:14 AM

[quote]Since both their existence and nearly ubiquitous presence in Western social media and forums is an established fact, one has to - along with [R38] - seriously wonder about forum gainsayers who insist they don't exist.

I didn’t say they don’t exist. I said that they don’t care about you.

by Anonymousreply 47March 14, 2024 3:18 AM

[quote]The sowing of division in such threads is effortless; it's practically baked into the subject.

An online message board, DL in particular, is supposed to have unity? That's a new one.

by Anonymousreply 48March 14, 2024 5:57 AM

I get paid in Vodka. This is how I drive home after my troll shift:

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by Anonymousreply 49March 14, 2024 6:26 AM

[quote]I’m the fingerless mittens everyone has to wear since the thermostat’s set at 12° C. Sanctions are a bitch.

Are you sure?

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by Anonymousreply 50March 14, 2024 8:07 AM

I'm the one sending quotes to asset journos who write articles about the resilience of the Russian economy.

by Anonymousreply 51March 14, 2024 8:58 AM

[quote]I'm the one bumping all the British Royal Family threads, thinking they have a wide audience.

I'm the same one, realising that bumping was an especially useless waste of time. The wide, indeed global, audience was already keenly in place.

by Anonymousreply 52March 14, 2024 9:15 AM

[quote]I'm the moron who thinks calling someone whose opinion varies the slightest bit a "BORIS!" is both witty and original.

Im the one annoyed by everyone calling me Boris when my real names Ivan.

by Anonymousreply 53March 14, 2024 10:15 AM

I am the one spreading lies that the great democracy USA is an authoritarian regime just like China who, in order to control, the narrative, will prohibit one of the world's most popular social media Tik tok.

by Anonymousreply 54March 14, 2024 10:48 AM

I'm the shithead who speaks fluent Mandarin but can't troll Facebook on China because China banned it.

by Anonymousreply 55March 14, 2024 10:52 AM

I’m confused how so many Russians settled in Florida in the first place!

by Anonymousreply 56March 14, 2024 12:02 PM

I don’t think they care about anyone R47. It’s a sociopath’s job.

by Anonymousreply 57March 14, 2024 12:18 PM

I'm the idiot in the newspaper comment section arguing both sides if a story. I was too hungover to switch Alts and now I have a 90 day ban. Hope I don't get sent to Chernobyl

by Anonymousreply 58March 14, 2024 8:04 PM

I'm the MRA talking points.

by Anonymousreply 59March 15, 2024 8:41 PM

I'm afraid to fuck to with Israelis.

by Anonymousreply 60March 15, 2024 8:50 PM

I'm the NRA talking points.

by Anonymousreply 61March 16, 2024 12:29 AM

[quote]R48: An online message board, DL in particular, is supposed to have unity? That's a new one.

I didn't say anything about 'unity,' R48. That isn't the point. The topic is obstreperous, and is racially charged, which is catnip to trolls.

Such threads are also useful in the practice of forum sliding, and several other aspects of online trolling.

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by Anonymousreply 62March 16, 2024 2:50 AM

[quote]The topic is obstreperous, and is racially charged, which is catnip to trolls.

The topic was "British Royal family" and there's nothing "racially charged" about the discussion, on DL or anywhere else, of Kate's photos or whereabouts. I mean, no one who is not a loon would think the discussion is racially charged, no offense. Also, the whole site is obstreperous. To say that one thread subject in particular is obstreperous would be rather ridiculous, right?

by Anonymousreply 63March 16, 2024 3:57 AM

[quote]R63: The topic was "British Royal family" and there's nothing "racially charged" about the discussion, on DL or anywhere else, of Kate's photos or whereabouts.

'Kate's photos or whereabouts' represents a dishonest moving of the goalposts. The ever-present underlying tension in any DL discussion of the BRF - even informing a discussion of 'Kate's photos or whereabouts' - revolves around Meghan Markle's supposed pedigree (or lack thereof) and the rift which has erupted between the ostensibly racist Monarchy and Harry and his wife. It's a racially charged issue.

And the threads are so 'obstreperous' that they often get 'Murieled.'

While I have rarely directed some specific questions (like, 'WTF is a klan granny?'), I generally don't participate in these threads. No interest.

To understand the uses to which the trolls put such threads, see the article at R62.

by Anonymousreply 64March 16, 2024 4:14 AM

How in the [bold]FUCK[/bold] did this thread become about the British Royal Family???????????????????????????????????

by Anonymousreply 65March 16, 2024 4:16 AM

I'm the constant bitching of Bette Davis.

by Anonymousreply 66March 16, 2024 4:19 AM

[quote]even informing a discussion of 'Kate's photos or whereabouts' - revolves around Meghan Markle's supposed pedigree (or lack thereof) and the rift which has erupted between the ostensibly racist Monarchy and Harry and his wife. It's a racially charged issue.

Thank you for fully discrediting your opinion by adding that bit of lunacy. It certainly saves time and effort.

by Anonymousreply 67March 16, 2024 5:50 AM

[quote]R65: How in the FUCK did this thread become about the British Royal Family???????????????????????? - ???????????

It was baked into the thread by the OP, who mentions it in the opening post, and again at R29. He was evidently determined that it be a part of the discussion.

[quote]OP/R67: Thank you for fully discrediting your opinion by adding that bit of lunacy. It certainly saves time and effort.

I do not require your approval. It's a fair summary of what DL threads about the BRF most often consist.

On other threads, you're an opponent of Biden over his age. On the 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲? thread, you're the one with the strange reply to me that "you shot a hole in your prophecy by implying that Democrats would not protest if Trump wins (as least as much as in 2016) or protest any of the elements of doom you have imagined."

On a couple of religious threads (𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥, and 𝐈'𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞!), you endorse belief in the supernatural and in Christianity.

I am unconcerned about your assessment of 𝑚𝑦 opinions.

by Anonymousreply 68March 16, 2024 6:17 AM

r68, to give credit where it's due, I only had to give you enough rope for you then to hang yourself and to self-own.

by Anonymousreply 69March 16, 2024 6:47 AM

Pootie’s trolls do ❤️ DL talk Miss Lindsey.

by Anonymousreply 70March 16, 2024 7:37 AM

Jesus Christ, it was just a little fun. It's all known thar troll farms enflame Harry & Meghan discussions, as they do secessionist movements. Sometimes a cigar.is just a cigar.

by Anonymousreply 71March 16, 2024 7:39 AM

Hi Fidel!

by Anonymousreply 72March 16, 2024 5:14 PM

I'm the cigarette ash smeared on today's talking points bulletin.

by Anonymousreply 73April 23, 2024 8:49 AM

I'm one of the many anti trans topics/messages. I copy and paste my material from Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 74April 23, 2024 9:36 AM

I'm the troll who's going to tell you why this thread means certain doom for Biden's reelection

by Anonymousreply 75April 23, 2024 10:23 AM

“We may not get the Ukraine, but we’ve got the US midwest, they are our comrades”

by Anonymousreply 76April 23, 2024 10:41 AM

I'm the subscriptions to multiple small town newspapers. The troll farmers pore over them trying to glean some wheat in the chaff. Oh here's a promising one. A black kid on Lincoln Nebraska beat up a white kid over another white girl. Let's see if it sticks to the wall!

by Anonymousreply 77April 23, 2024 1:11 PM

I'm the weird silence that you're met with when you accuse them of being a Russian troll. I'm especially weird because these guys tenaciously argue like bots until you pull that out. It can't be morals, but maybe?

by Anonymousreply 78April 23, 2024 2:46 PM

I'm the 30 something haggard Russian woman flicking my bean as I meet my daily quota of chaos and dissension posts. I've fucked every last fuckable guy in this provincial town and too many of them have gone to Ukraine and never come back. Am I too old to get some decent Western European cock if I flee?

by Anonymousreply 79April 23, 2024 2:59 PM

I am the delusional Russian manager that thinks these DL posters are worth spending time on

which just shows you how fucking clueless these Russians are

by Anonymousreply 80April 23, 2024 3:06 PM

I'm the Russian troll who starts endless threads about the Netflix show Heartstopper though no one has seen it since it's banned in Russia.

by Anonymousreply 81April 23, 2024 6:56 PM

I am the Russian who has been dealing with reading and responding to DL posts for 9 days

“To think I once wanted to live there in the US and I once thought gay American men were sane”

by Anonymousreply 82April 23, 2024 7:06 PM

I'm the Commie who trolls Nicholas Galitzine as a fag because he's Russian royalty. We don't want her coming back to overthrow Vlad.

by Anonymousreply 83April 23, 2024 7:07 PM

I am the Russian asking my coworkers why all US gay men as seen on DL seem obsessed with Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 84April 23, 2024 7:35 PM

I'm the insistence that trans people are going to "take over" women's sports even though, like, .0003% of athletes are trans

And I love creating threads about Dylan Mulvaney. 99% of America hasn't heard of her, but the trolls are OBSESSED

by Anonymousreply 85April 23, 2024 7:49 PM

I am the Russian worker and I hate the US, US sports, but most of all US woman’s sports. I advocate that men playing on US girls teams is a good thing.

I hate the US especially US woman

by Anonymousreply 86April 23, 2024 8:02 PM

I’m a troll wondering what the hell I did wrong that I got demoted from Twitter to a chat site with a 1990s interface for aging homosexuals?

by Anonymousreply 87April 23, 2024 8:14 PM

House of Golitsyn of is Noble house, not a Royal house. I'm the Russian Troll who has a solid education in history and is rolling his squinty eyes at the American troglydyte at R83.

by Anonymousreply 88April 23, 2024 8:16 PM

I'm a proponent of Russian victory in Ukraine, hoping my command of English idiom will last more than three posts. Go off, sis!

by Anonymousreply 89April 23, 2024 8:17 PM

We're Boris and Natasha and we'll be your Russian troll hosts for this evening

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by Anonymousreply 90April 23, 2024 8:38 PM

Oh Boris!

by Anonymousreply 91April 23, 2024 9:01 PM

I'm the Russian troll who constantly belittles the men on here who prefer circumcised men. I'll endlessly ruin threads and even start a "Long Dong" thread that shows nothing but stank sleeved men.

by Anonymousreply 92April 23, 2024 9:13 PM

R92 Oh, honey. De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt.

by Anonymousreply 93April 23, 2024 9:17 PM

I’m the Russian troll, and this is how you know for sure you have a real one, that called everyone else I disagree with a Russian troll. Then I will beg people to gang up and do the FF dance on some totally innocent person.

All the while I ask if English is their first language, my first supervisor came up with that one, then I cry about putting someone on ignore.

I am trying by myself to stop debate and ruin DL. I will be greatly rewarded when that happens.

by Anonymousreply 94April 23, 2024 9:45 PM

[quote]I am trying by myself to stop debate and ruin DL.

Thank you, but no. We are perfectly capable of ruining DL all on our own.

by Anonymousreply 95April 23, 2024 9:57 PM

DL was born ruined.

by Anonymousreply 96April 23, 2024 9:58 PM

R95

No asshole you are not. If you were I’d have had that bonus months ago. Now I am looking at some unexpected time in Our Great Patriotic War Against Aggression. And there is no fucking way I want any part of that bullshit. Ukraine—-worse than reading inanely stupid DL posts every day.

So my new American friend please try a little harder

by Anonymousreply 97April 23, 2024 10:47 PM

[quote]R83: I'm the Commie who trolls Nicholas Galitzine as a fag because he's Russian royalty. We don't want her coming back to overthrow Vlad.

[facepalm]

Public Service Announcement:

The Russians, the Russian trollfarms, Vlad - none of these are "commies." Communism in Russia ended some thirty-five years ago. It's a capitalist autocratic kleptocracy now.

by Anonymousreply 98April 24, 2024 12:29 AM

“Biden bad… He do bad for America… He needs listen to Russia!”

by Anonymousreply 99April 24, 2024 12:32 AM

Our troll farm trolls are never as diverting as Rich Russian Lady.

by Anonymousreply 100April 24, 2024 12:38 AM

In the office, we hear much about the lovely Lady Lindzebelle.

She gets sassy about our beloved Vladimir.

Being the mistress to Agent Orange must be spectacular!

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by Anonymousreply 101April 24, 2024 12:44 AM

I'm the fresh recruit who can't get anybody to explain why Cheryl's pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 102April 24, 2024 12:52 AM

“That could not have been Cheryl, this woman smelled like stale cigarettes and cheap department store perfume.”

by Anonymousreply 103April 24, 2024 12:53 AM

Amerika, your Yeti Congress woman loves and respects our President Putin. Marjorie Tailor Green will win your 2028 presidents election.

by Anonymousreply 104April 24, 2024 12:56 AM

Funny you should bring that wildebeest up, R104.

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by Anonymousreply 105April 24, 2024 12:59 AM

I’m Zwee and I’ve graduated from Andrew Tate University.

Statistically, site users should be interested in the thoughts of JK Rowling whenever she has opinions on queer trans people.

by Anonymousreply 106April 24, 2024 1:16 AM

I am shiny tractor. They save their rubles from troll thing to buy me. Izz fantasy for I am wery expensive!

by Anonymousreply 107April 24, 2024 1:33 AM

I'm the script for the innocent little lamb act when people call me out for my trolling.

by Anonymousreply 108June 4, 2024 1:00 PM

I’m the troll farm night supervisor. I go into my cubicle when all is quiet, and whack-off to pics of Lady Lindzebelle.

by Anonymousreply 109June 4, 2024 1:17 PM

I’m one of the trolls assigned to post pro-Trump and pro-Putin comments on Datalounge’s political and cultural threads. After doing that a few times each day, I gravitate to the threads focused on rimming, pee, size meat, male bush, ass and scat. That consumes 90% of my DL time.

by Anonymousreply 110June 4, 2024 1:34 PM

I'm super-aware of DL euphoria about the Convicted Felon. All I can do for now is repeat pseudo-judicious talking points about how the case should never have been brought, and that appeals will go all the way to the SCOTUS. I'll await guidance for my approach after 11 July.

by Anonymousreply 111June 4, 2024 1:37 PM

[quote] I'm the moron who thinks calling someone whose opinion varies the slightest bit a "BORIS!".

But I *am* Boris. And I disagree with you.

by Anonymousreply 112June 4, 2024 2:13 PM

I’m the one posting threads like, “What’s it like living in (name of city/state)? My partner and I want to retire there, but we don’t know a thing about it.” These are useful for building a legend. I will be a housewife from Hammond Indiana who believes chemtrails are HAARP drugging Americans; that democrats are communist baby blood drinkers. Vaccines have microchips in them to turn us into Windows 10. They’re programming us. They’re shoving agendas down our throats - gay, interracial marriage, DEI. City slickers want to abolish the electoral college so they can run our lives and make crimes against us. I’m a good Christian mother fighting the evil that’s been unleashed in this country.

“We've got to do something about this before it’s too late!”

by Anonymousreply 113June 4, 2024 3:46 PM

I’m the use of butchered English while simultaneously feeling intellectually superior.

by Anonymousreply 114June 4, 2024 4:03 PM

R114 many immigrants had and have "butchered" English and indeed they can be intelectually superior.

by Anonymousreply 115June 4, 2024 5:55 PM

[quote]intelectually superior

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 116June 4, 2024 5:59 PM

I'm the Romanian and Bulgarian trying to run Troll Nest VII in Torgo, Siberia, while the Russian staff sit there drunk and pissed-pants all day.

by Anonymousreply 117June 4, 2024 6:23 PM

[quote]Oh dear.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 118June 4, 2024 10:42 PM

I'm Ivan, furiously getting those anti-EU links posted before the deadline.

by Anonymousreply 119June 9, 2024 3:29 PM

I’m the troll farmers, laughing at the thought that this joint would be of any interest to anyone with a functioning brain stem.

by Anonymousreply 120June 9, 2024 4:04 PM

And yet here you are r120.

by Anonymousreply 121June 9, 2024 5:52 PM

I'm R120, already converted by a fungus in her brain.

by Anonymousreply 122June 9, 2024 6:26 PM

I'm the "DL isn't important enough" diversion tactic, knowing full well how good DL's SEO is.

by Anonymousreply 123June 10, 2024 1:56 PM

[quote]Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Miss Irina gets around posting at multiple places.

by Anonymousreply 124June 10, 2024 4:01 PM

First we take Berlin

Than we take Manhattan.

by Anonymousreply 125June 10, 2024 4:19 PM

I am a patriot America-loving follower of the lord god Jesus and I support our Christian president Donald Trump who loves and protects our country from all harm, and vanquishes people we both hate - blacks, Jews and homosexuals. And immigrants with brown skin. And women who use birth control and have abortion as they are dirty whores.

God bless our men (and our very short and stout women) in blue. God bless our troops except for the active duty generals who are all elites and shouldn’t be listened to. They are warmongers who want to spend all our tax money in corrupt Ukraine (which is historically part of Russia and full of Nazis. Remember - Russia defeated the Nazis in hand to hand combat in WW2 while cowardly allies bombed from way up high in sky, very safe).

America needs to be allies with Russia which is full of loving Christian whites who don’t tolerate ladymen or litter box in school. Gods bless our Christian preachers who need our money more than ever. Let’s elect Donald Trump again and if we don’t get our way this time we will burn this great country to the ground

by Anonymousreply 126June 10, 2024 5:34 PM

American website that worship 2 penes together

by Anonymousreply 127June 10, 2024 5:41 PM

R126 pretty much nailed it

by Anonymousreply 128June 10, 2024 5:43 PM

I'm Google Translate!

by Anonymousreply 129June 19, 2024 5:57 AM

R3 wins. Drops the mafuckin 🎤

by Anonymousreply 130June 19, 2024 6:13 AM

If they really want our attention we could do with seeing Russian weightlifters doing naked star jumps.

by Anonymousreply 131June 19, 2024 6:42 AM

I'm one of the more skilled and adept trolls and I've been assigned to the Iranian account along with a few of the other seniors. We dont really give a shit about the issues we are here to stir about but this is a lucrative contract for the farm and offers great bonuses, so I'm happy to put in some extra effort. And its a way better option that the Ukrainian front, and the Iranian regime and Hamas helpfully provided us with great misinformation packs to use which makes the work easier. And to make our work even easier, a number of Western media outlets have taken stuff from those same misinformation packs and run it without even checking and verifying it giving it a veneer of authority

Money for jam! (or vodka at least)

by Anonymousreply 132June 19, 2024 10:14 AM

I'm this canned response in a thread about Musk.

[quote]I applaud Musk for sticking to his beliefs and vision no matter how the mainstream media and woke advertisers try and ruin him. He’s the most prolific investor, inventor and entrepreneur of our lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 133June 19, 2024 12:34 PM

R113 Cedar Lake would have been much better than Hammond

C+ for effort

by Anonymousreply 134June 19, 2024 12:57 PM

I’m the whores waiting to marry and perhaps one day become First Lady.

by Anonymousreply 135June 20, 2024 3:19 AM

[quote] Gay men are the most depressed people in the Western world because they don’t believe in monogamy and long-term relationships. People who live longest, are the healthiest and the happiest are statistically married couples in their later years. The gay lifestyle amounts to nothing in the end when all you have is drugs and sex. At some point your body is going to give out and you’ll be all alone and miserable

by Anonymousreply 136June 20, 2024 5:21 AM

I'm Shitty Little (proletariat) Ann. My favorite dish is Borscht.

by Anonymousreply 137June 20, 2024 6:09 AM

[quote]Drops the mafuckin 🎤

I'm the troll that forgets which account I'm posting from and uses the verncular of my other character.

by Anonymousreply 138June 20, 2024 6:39 AM

Re: Assange:

[quote] Indeed, [R1]. He is a hero who has fought endlessly against globalist elites and their war crimes, and has been imprisoned to terrify any future whistleblowers. It's time for him to be released and given the recognition that he very much deserves, as a fighter for humanity's collective freedom

by Anonymousreply 139June 25, 2024 12:32 AM

I’m no troll farms in St Petersburg. I’m trying to infiltrate the DL.

by Anonymousreply 140June 25, 2024 12:52 AM

I am true American you betcha and most bold soul sister from blackest of Detroit. I am reminding my homosexual and negro friends every day that Divine Emporer Trump is most best friend the homos and Negroids can have.

Get off that plantation soul brother and sisters! Divine Emporer Donald Trump will set you free! Free at last, you betcha!

by Anonymousreply 141June 25, 2024 1:03 AM

I'm the one who responds like Pavlov's dog the second anybody drags Russia. I truly cannot help myself. Any and all insults against Mother Russia must be instantly met with a volley of cutting remarks about American ghettos and trailer parks.

Every

Single

Motherfucking.

Time.

by Anonymousreply 142June 25, 2024 1:06 AM

At the farm, we all admire certain American ladyboys. Lindsey, Trey, Caitlyn, JD, and Kitara Ravache Santos, are our top five.

by Anonymousreply 143June 25, 2024 12:17 PM

R143 what about Josh Hawley? Surely that American ladyboy is also worthy of the admiration of the farm staff, she's pretty too

by Anonymousreply 144June 25, 2024 12:25 PM

[quote]what is going on and we have absolutely no power for what the universe and planet does moving forward. We are specs of dust with EGOS the size of the Milky Way.

[Quote] We’re not that important, we don’t have any control and we need to stop this climate nonsense.

[Quote] It’s always changing. It always has and it always will. Ice ages weren’t caused by humans and the heating that melted the ice didn’t happen by humans. We’re NOTHING

by Anonymousreply 145June 27, 2024 1:24 PM

I'm the overtime hours being used to spread FUD (fear uncertainty and doubt) messaging to discourage Biden supporters today.

by Anonymousreply 146June 28, 2024 2:04 PM

R144 yes, a giant poster of Miss Joslyn Hawley hangs in the farm’s primary workroom. Thinking about her fist pumping on insurrection day get us all wet.

by Anonymousreply 147June 29, 2024 1:37 PM

Condolences are sent to ultra-MAGA Kentucky representative Thomas Massey.

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by Anonymousreply 148June 29, 2024 1:43 PM

Bari Weiss link day wasn't a success.

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by Anonymousreply 149July 1, 2024 4:34 PM

A microscopic tip of the iceberg.

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by Anonymousreply 150July 11, 2024 9:26 AM

I'm the 117 threads I currently have ignored. 🚫

by Anonymousreply 151July 12, 2024 3:16 AM

I am source of truth. I do not support America socialism. Citrus leader is most powerful, and helps many nation.

by Anonymousreply 152July 12, 2024 5:56 AM

I'm Project Kylo.

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by Anonymousreply 153July 12, 2024 7:02 AM

I want to nibble on Josh Hawley’s nipples. Those sexy, gazelle legs can run to me.

by Anonymousreply 154July 12, 2024 10:09 AM

Using specialist software, the consultancy studied 2.3m posts from 468,000 accounts in Germany, France, Italy and the Netherlands. From that dataset, it identified 50,000 as accounts that spread disinformation.

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by Anonymousreply 155July 12, 2024 10:48 AM

I'm the day off everyone got today because the internet is already melting down on its own.

by Anonymousreply 156July 15, 2024 6:11 AM

I'm the pile of vodka bottles because there isn't much to do

by Anonymousreply 157July 19, 2024 4:33 AM

I'm the bumping of all political threads during the US overnight to make sure DL is nice and frothy in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 158July 20, 2024 8:25 AM

[quote] “bleached blonde, bad-built, butch body,”

That is not true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is natural blonde, model-built, hot body, and is helping to keep Russia great!

by Anonymousreply 159July 20, 2024 11:44 AM

Well, R158, that was in vain. Just a few hours later you got bumped waaaay off the front page.

by Anonymousreply 160July 22, 2024 6:01 PM

I'm a Ukrainian, laughing my ass off.

by Anonymousreply 161July 25, 2024 5:48 AM

Svetalana's having a Harry & Megan sprint day today on DL, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 162July 26, 2024 8:00 AM

R9, my first house had old washing machines in the back shed that the previous (Polish) owners used to turn potato peels into vodka.

by Anonymousreply 163July 26, 2024 12:02 PM

A CUSTOMER!

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by Anonymousreply 164July 27, 2024 12:34 PM

We outsourced some of our operations to Donbas and Northern Macedonia. We apologize to our customers for some of the glitches in the level of service they may experience (worse than usual trolling.)

by Anonymousreply 165July 27, 2024 12:44 PM

You are cray cray if you think Russians care about your eeny meeny little swishy messageboard. Russians are busy doing big boy things with fabulous big social media platforms and can’t be bothered with homosexuals (who will have no power in very soon time when SCOTUS overturns gay husbands law).

But do keep phantasizing about Russians disturbing your little tiny, meaningless, outdated 1990s style gay place.

by Anonymousreply 166July 28, 2024 10:29 PM

R165 North Macedonia is lovely

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by Anonymousreply 167July 29, 2024 1:10 PM

We have three research groups working on whether a stinking pussy is good or bad.

We are deeply perplexed by the leadership of Cheryl in this.

by Anonymousreply 168July 29, 2024 1:20 PM

Hey, R16, Svetlana in accounting...I'm Maxim the new recruit from SVR. You want to meet this Saturday? We go to cinema. Da?

by Anonymousreply 169July 29, 2024 3:17 PM

We hang pinups of Miss Lindsey on the walls where all workers can see one while at their computers. Any lady that seduces and regularly satisfies the great American, Mr. Trump, has our admiration. She is pretty too.

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by Anonymousreply 170July 30, 2024 1:52 AM

Macedonia peaked in the BCs. It’s been downhill ever since.

by Anonymousreply 171July 30, 2024 1:58 AM

They make many joke about right wing. Sometimes they sound like us.

by Anonymousreply 172July 30, 2024 2:02 AM

R166 is the gay bully whose head is so full of concrete he thinks gay people can't riff on other topics than Armageddon.

Nice job representing the supposed other side.

by Anonymousreply 173July 30, 2024 2:10 AM

It's the summer of overtime.

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by Anonymousreply 174July 30, 2024 11:43 AM

I'm the beautiful mess that I've left DL in before my vodka beeak.

by Anonymousreply 175July 31, 2024 5:43 AM

[quote] R166] is the gay bully whose head is so full of concrete he thinks gay people can't riff on other topics than Armageddon.

This literally makes no sense,

by Anonymousreply 176August 1, 2024 4:35 PM

I'm the "Boris" offense taken when posting a pro-Russia talking point that I'm calling only a difference of opinion

by Anonymousreply 177August 1, 2024 7:31 PM

Josh Hawley is super hot!

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by Anonymousreply 178August 1, 2024 11:52 PM

I’m the confusion over Helen Lawson.

by Anonymousreply 179August 2, 2024 12:02 AM

I’m the total lack of interest Russian troll farms have in old-fashioned web forums inhabited by a couple of dozen thousand-year-old homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 180August 2, 2024 12:06 AM

I’m trying to figure out how to spin todays prisoner exchange with amerika. Comrade vlad needs a win , and fast!

by Anonymousreply 181August 2, 2024 12:15 AM

I curse no edit button on American homosexual website “data lounge.” How correct English mistake when post? Only took 1 English class at university in Leningrad, i mean St. Petersburg city.

by Anonymousreply 182August 2, 2024 12:22 AM

I absolute shit show wreck I make in forum on Saturday night. This place shambles.

by Anonymousreply 183August 3, 2024 11:16 PM

I'm the one days pay that someone loses for using waltz instead of Walz.

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by Anonymousreply 184August 7, 2024 8:37 PM

I'm stupid MAGA shit we have to post in order to get a potato from the "For Humans" bin. Maybe communism wasn't so bad?

by Anonymousreply 185August 7, 2024 8:49 PM

I'm the new contracts drawn up for defacto, Greg, and teacake

by Anonymousreply 186August 8, 2024 6:08 AM

Our supervisor, Maxim. Is having us visit cat ladies in the country villas, and practice humping couches, to promote JD Vance’s messaging. All workers at the troll farm here, think JD is weird.

by Anonymousreply 187August 8, 2024 8:34 AM

Katya is busy getting as many shitty Elon Musk Twitter links posted as possible before the Eastern Seabord wakes up.

by Anonymousreply 188August 10, 2024 8:38 AM

I'm Aleksandr, bumping this thread because my boss Bogdan is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 189September 30, 2024 9:28 AM

Our makeup advocates make sure Trump’s lip spittle mouthpiece, the hungover ladyboy Lindzay, looks pretty for every Sunday morning news show. Good job done. Even Jake Tapper be excited.

by Anonymousreply 190September 30, 2024 9:57 AM

I'm the acid reflux from last night's vodka and this morning's coffee.

by Anonymousreply 191October 26, 2024 4:35 AM

How does one “present hole?” 🤔

by Anonymousreply 192October 26, 2024 4:36 AM

How does one solve a problem like Miss Lindzey? Her cussing does not make her macho enough. Tim Scott got woman. Matt Gaetz got woman.

by Anonymousreply 193October 26, 2024 7:49 AM

I'm today's post-mortem meeting on funny gay site.

by Anonymousreply 194October 30, 2024 7:20 AM

I am confidence I am primo language speaker of the English. Stupid American pig dogs think I am not from mother Russia. Thinking is I am real Joe pack of six. Pretending to be American is piece of pie!

by Anonymousreply 195October 30, 2024 11:36 AM
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