I would have?
I definitely would have.
He's so naturally handsome.
Like a clean-cut military man.
I'll bet he has a full bush too.
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I would have?
I definitely would have.
He's so naturally handsome.
Like a clean-cut military man.
I'll bet he has a full bush too.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 10, 2024 11:49 PM |
GURL.
I said,
GURL.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 9, 2024 2:05 AM |
He's a religious sycophant.... there's absolutely nothing attractive about that.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 9, 2024 2:06 AM |
I'll bet his hole is immaculate.
Do you think his wife services his hole?
If not, she's a fool.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 9, 2024 2:10 AM |
JFC he's such a weed. No thanks. Give me a big strapping fella any day.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 9, 2024 2:11 AM |
I think he's cute. I'd fuck him then or now. Then I'd tell The Washington Post all about it.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 9, 2024 2:14 AM |
Possibly. But I’m white so I don’t think he would have been interested.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 9, 2024 2:15 AM |
No. His head, hair, ears...look malformed.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 9, 2024 2:16 AM |
The guy in that pic has played with dudes.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 9, 2024 2:16 AM |
Lol R7.
I see what you did there.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 9, 2024 2:19 AM |
R10. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 9, 2024 2:20 AM |
[quote]Then I'd tell The Washington Post all about it.
All the Speaker's Men II: Deep Throat Boogaloo
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 9, 2024 2:20 AM |
He’s a reprehensible jackass, and the Louisianans who elected him are total MAGAts.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 9, 2024 2:20 AM |
You people are horrible!
Michael Johnson is a good Christian and a family man!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 9, 2024 2:22 AM |
As someone said on social media, he looks like a constipated Keebler Elf
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 9, 2024 2:26 AM |
No-
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 9, 2024 2:49 AM |
The young guy in R4 has an image that screams VIRGIN. At least where women are concerned...
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 9, 2024 3:24 AM |
[quote] I'll bet he has a full bush too.
As opposed to a 3/4 bush or 1/2 bush?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 9, 2024 3:46 AM |
No. It's the prissy thin-lipped mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 9, 2024 3:52 AM |
ugh. no fucking way!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 9, 2024 4:09 AM |
The Mike Johnson in the OP's pic looks like the kind of guy who'd go on a horrifying killing spree.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 9, 2024 4:11 AM |
Isn't he a little person?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 9, 2024 4:15 AM |
NO. I’m telling you, there is something off with this man (besides being a repug.) Like a peeping Tom or fucks dolls. SOMETHING. Every fiber of my being tells me so, and I’m usually correct.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 9, 2024 4:17 AM |
You're smart, R23.
[quote] Speaker Mike Johnson’s Past Holds Many Unanswered Questions
When the Republican conference in the House went to their fifth in line, Rep. Mike Johnson, and decided, in collective utter exhaustion, that they would unanimously back him for Speaker, my first reaction was, “Who?”
And this is from someone who follows politics quite closely.
After hearing that he was a Christo-Nationalist extremist, whose wife, as he claimed, had been on her knees in prayer for the last weeks—hoo, boy—my second reaction was “I’ll bet there are tons of skeletons in that closet.” After all, it has been my experience that the most devoutly Christian, virulently homophobic and sexually repressed people often have something pretty deep they desperately want to cover for.
When I next heard that Speaker Johnson has a black “son” he had taken in at age 14, whose name he has trotted out when convenient but who is nowhere in recent family photos or even in Johnson’s official bio, I thought, “Well, this gives a new twist on The Blind Side.”
Then I learned that Johnson’s wife runs a Christian “counseling” service that equates homosexuality with bestiality and pedophilia, and that she has been busy scrubbing traces of this and of her podcast with her husband from the internet. And I thought, “Good luck with that.”
Oh wow, then there’s the fact that Johnson was named dean of a law school that never opened, whose namesake Judge Paul Pressler was (surprise, surprise) sued over sexual abuse by multiple men, and whose president was credibly accused of misappropriating funds. Huh.
The icing on this Christcake came from a scoop on Wednesday from Roger Sollenberger of The Daily Beast, who helped pave the George Santos financial trail leading ultimately to federal charges against Santos. Sollenberger’s dogged sleuthing revealed that the Johnsons appear not to own a bank account or any other valuable asset—or at least not one that they ought to have disclosed by law. I thought, “Well, that’s shady.”
It’s only been just over one week, and there are already lots of questions and myriad leads for reporters to start tracking down. I should caution that there may be perfectly good explanations for all of this. But given how questions are multiplying, we shouldn’t take the Johnson’s word on any of it, and they are being so very cagey. We need the truth.
Let’s look at each of these stories a bit more carefully. (More at the link)
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 9, 2024 4:30 AM |
Fuck NO!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 9, 2024 4:30 AM |
Nah, not into John Boy Walton wannabees including those attracted to all straight-haired peroxide-blonde Republican women.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 9, 2024 5:19 AM |
Has the little diva wanna-be youngest son in the above photo-left clothed in the vintage plaid coat discovered yet that he'd rather play with him sisters' Democrat Barbie dolls than his brother's Republican plastic army men?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 9, 2024 5:23 AM |
I wonder if he "celebrated" that birthday with a teenage Black boy that year
I mean, you all do know he "adopted" a Black 14 year old boy when Mike was about 25 and unmarried -- Then after a some years that "adoptee" was no longer in Mike's life and he doesn't want to talk about it
It's similar to Matt Gaetz and his "son" Nestor
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 9, 2024 5:46 AM |
There's nothing even remotely attractive about him.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 9, 2024 8:05 AM |
He's an evangelical christian who loathes gays, actively works to take away our rights and "other" us and he wants us all dead OP.
So the answer is FUCK no OP and you should kill yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 9, 2024 8:31 AM |
That’s not the T-shirt tuck of a straight man at OP’s photo
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 9, 2024 8:33 AM |
What are you trying to do R31? Are you trying to say that he's gay as if it's an insult and therefore he's less than like the rest of us gays?
He isn't gay. Stop it you cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 9, 2024 8:42 AM |
Lighten the fuck up, R32.
R31 was just making a joke.
Goddamn.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 9, 2024 8:44 AM |
This right-wing asshole? Are you a MAGAt, OP? Do better.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 9, 2024 8:50 AM |
It isn't funny R33. Insinuating a straight man is gay and that he would be a lesser person because he's gay isn't a joke. This is who you're saying is gay:
"Prior to joining Congress in 2017, he spent years building his career and profile by denouncing gay people and fighting against gay rights, which he staunchly opposes, citing his Christian faith and views on liberty. An ABC News examination of public records, news reports and documents shows the extent to which Johnson dedicated earlier phases of his career to limiting gay rights, including same-sex marriage and health care access, and through anti-gay activism on college campuses".
Disgusting. Like I said - he deeply hates us and he works tirelessly to remove our rights and demonize us in any way he can.
So no - I won't lighten up.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 9, 2024 8:52 AM |
Trolldar says R33 is the OP of this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 9, 2024 8:55 AM |
No . He is very plain and nondescript. He is creepier than Christopher walken by far. I agree he seems so odd and it’s difficult to define, more of a vibe. His facial expressions in the SOTU speech were bizarre, especially for a politician. He also said he didn’t have a bank account which is also very sketchy and sneaky, something someone that is pathologically secretive would do
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 9, 2024 9:00 AM |
Agreed R37. Apart from everything else he is also a puppet for Dump and everything he does is controlled by Dump.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 9, 2024 9:08 AM |
No. He looked like a serial killer even in his youth.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 9, 2024 11:49 AM |
I don’t always agree with the most rabid homophobe has homosexual attractions speculation, but time and again we’ve seen these men caught in compromising positions with a member of the same sex. I have no idea what goes on inside this man’s mind (what a scary place that must be) in that regard, but there’s something about him and his obsession with us in particular that makes me wonder if he could be deeply, deeply closeted.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 9, 2024 12:27 PM |
I think he has been chosen to be speaker because he is somehow compromised (and I'm thinking for some nefarious reasons). Compromised people are very pliable and bend over backwards to keep TPTB satisfied otherwise something's gonna get out. Same goes by the way for Gym Jordan, except for some reason we all know why Gym is compromised. I also think Trump's VP is going to be compromised for said reasons which at least gives a head start to some people like U̶n̶c̶l̶e̶ ̶B̶o̶t̶t̶o̶m̶ freshly fiancé-d (to a woman) Tim Scott.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 9, 2024 12:39 PM |
It always amazes me that people think Republicans have to be "compromised" to do evil things.
It's who they are.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 9, 2024 12:58 PM |
Actually, it's why they became Republicans in the first place, R43.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 9, 2024 1:42 PM |
The Kompromat is extensive in the GQP today.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 9, 2024 2:39 PM |
It looks to me like he was carefully crafting his public image from an early age. Tweaking his resume. That kind of person repels me.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 9, 2024 2:47 PM |
I would take those glasses off and fuck him like a champ.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 9, 2024 3:12 PM |
I would go balls deep into that ass of his too and fuck some sense into him!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 9, 2024 3:31 PM |
Do you think he enjoys blowjobs?
He seems like he might not.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 9, 2024 8:21 PM |
Personally, I wouldn't knowingly fuck a MAGAT. However, I've been a top my entire sexual life and I can tell you just by looking at him he'd turn into an insatiable cock whore. ... The repressed ones always are
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 9, 2024 8:28 PM |
He’s a bottom. No thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 9, 2024 10:48 PM |
He has a vague resemblance to Steven Spielberg.
There’s a reason for that.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 9, 2024 10:57 PM |
I don't like his face.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 9, 2024 11:03 PM |
As a young guy, he reminds me of that cute hot blond guy who plays Vigilante on the tv show "Peacemaker."
Even so: no. Republicans are untouchable.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 9, 2024 11:05 PM |
He looks like a “straight acting “ gay man one would encounter in 1992 at a gay bar. The type who said, “II am not like those flaming fags, I like Nirvana, not Madonna”-then he got in bed with a trick and those spring loaded legs went right in the air.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 9, 2024 11:09 PM |
Oh, look.
Mike Johnson endorses book that attacks Pete Buttigieg.
He really is obsessed with gay people...lol.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 10, 2024 10:37 PM |
The guy is dangerous. He’s fucking over Ukraine at the behest of Putin through Trump. He’s not getting sufficient blowback.
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