Mike Johnson's Puzzling Facial Expressions Are The Meme Of The Night At SOTU Address

"I swear, Mike Johnson looks like a desperately constipated Keebler Elf. "

He has Aspergers you pea brains

That’s what we do

we make weird faces

Remember her? She made faces all the time.

It skipped William, and passed onto Louis.

I think God fucked up when he anointed Mikey to be speaker.

He got it too

Lots of assberger BRF cat ladies in this thread. People who often have their photos taken will sometimes look odd.

From Mike Johnson to batshit Brits in just two posts?

Insanity now.

he's a smarmy con-man

It’s not photos, she did it all the time.

Big saucer eyes like the star child from 2001, constantly twitching mouth, biting lip, weird half smiles, an air of ennui meets nervousness. Aspergers.

These two both had it. Look how he moves.

Johnson even bears a superficial resemblance to Roman Polanski.

PLEASE STOP THE ASSBURGER TROLL

Anyway I identified him as neurodivergent back in October after seeing him for approximately three seconds. I told you he would start acting strange but people wouldn’t quite be able put their finger on it.

R11

You are in a thread about a strange man making weird little faces in public and nobody knows why

Who did you think was going to show up? Why are you even here if you don’t want the answer?

the assburger troll is the worst troll. not everything needs to pathologized, but that creep feels the need to project his own creepiness onto everyone with a face.

It was hilarious that Joe's speech was so rockin' that even Midget Moses caught himself clapping and standing & clapping before he realized he wasn't allowed to.

You're a loser, Midget Moses.

R14 you are also neurodivergent. You show idiosyncratic speech tendencies. You chose assburger because the p and b sounds are similar and the lowercase letters are inverted. In your second sentence, you repeated the long E sound in succession- “creep feels need creepiness.”

Learn to love yourself.

Johnson, the petulant con man/altar boy wanted to hate Biden, but he knew Joe was right.

He looked so out of place. Like a Page who was holding someone's seat for them.

I couldn't tell whether he was grinning or grimacing.

He was trying to hold the vibrating anal beads in, but his hole has been loosened from his love of BBC so it was a struggle.

R2 deserves a kick in the cuntbone and I’m just the dame to do it.

[quote] I couldn't tell whether he was grinning or grimacing.

He was pooping his pants.

His antics made him look like a n infantile little fool to every one watching.

I guess his elevation to Speaker was a gift to the Christian right. Which should portend what they have planned for VP... and our country's future.

I wonder what the other pair of glasses he got at America's Best look like.

I was reminded of the phrase in a different thread earlier today - it’s like his expressions were silently expressing a Southern “bless your heart”. He’s from Louisiana.

Mike Johnson would be kind of cute if he were a completely different person on the inside

Well Bless Your Heart is Southern for Fuck You, but in an earlier era it may have been used to designate oddness or eccentricity.

Which brings me to my next point…

…the prevalence of autistic-coded characters in Southern Gothic fiction.

Here's a brief rundown on Little Mikey.

Little Mikey looks like he can take a good ass pounding from a 10 inch black dick!

[quote] Well Bless Your Heart is Southern for Fuck You

I’m confident that’s the message Johnson was expressing toward Biden.

“Mike Johnson looks like the ventriloquist went to take a leak and just left the dummy there on the chair”- Paul Provenza.

Paul Provenza!

That’s a blast from the past! Good to know I can still be a fan of Paul Provenza after so many bitter disappointments these last few years.

He reminds me of the Preppy Kitchen dude.

There is a slight allusion in his presentation to the seashell obsessed, monotone, impotent persona Tony Curtis adopted in Some Like It Hot (Aspergers before anyone knew what Aspergers was)

The Assburgers Troll is desperate for an excuse for his weirdness and his inability to attract other people.

He’s just weird.

No, they were not the meme of the night, OP. Cockamamie hogwash.

R36 have you ever wondered WHY we keep running into each other?

Mike Johnson, John Mulaney, Chris Pine, Jamie Dornan?

The reason you type “Assburgers” instead of Aspergers is because of echolalia. You need to create a sibilant s sound. You invert the “b” and “p” sounds based on the mirror image of the lower case letters. The “ass”may be because you suffer from a degree of coprolalia or because of the more obvious reason:

Denial, self-hatred and shame.

…and most likely “weirdness and inability to attract other people” and “soulless mannequin” are things you have been told to your face.

[quote] The reason you type “Assburgers” instead of Aspergers is because of echolalia. You need to create a sibilant s sound. You invert the “b” and “p” sounds based on the mirror image of the lower case letters.

No, it’s because it’s funny. You probably don’t get humour though because of your weirdness.

Could’ve been a police academy scene (newer version)

He's Trump's personal lackey/toadie/ass kisser, so I wouldn't put too much currency into anything this total and complete asshole says or does.

Imagine being so emasculated by your religious beliefs that you would think of supporting the Republican agenda and Trump as its leader! It all comes down to this for the hypocritical christians; we hate gays, we hate women, we hate foreigners. That's it.

Was it hemorrhoids?