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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 14 Trailer Is Out

All the same tired bitches are back.

Doesn't look like Teresa and Melissa are interacting at all, but it does appear the big focus is on psycho Luis and his pissing away Teresa's money, which should be fun.

It also appears Dolores' overly inflated Irish boyfriend is still married. Oops! And Marge's marriage may be on the rocks.

Other than that, same ol' boiler plate drunken antics and bitching.

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by Anonymousreply 126May 29, 2024 2:51 AM

If any HW show needs to be cancelled it's this one.

by Anonymousreply 1March 6, 2024 8:13 PM

This franchise really must be dead.

Only one comment.

by Anonymousreply 2March 7, 2024 4:08 PM

These RH shows do not show REAL housewives. These women don't cool and clean their houses.

REAL housewives don't have maids, cooks, gardeners and chauffeurs,

by Anonymousreply 3March 7, 2024 4:31 PM

R3 Excuse me, I cool my own house. My doarters help.

by Anonymousreply 4March 7, 2024 4:38 PM

Remember fired Housewife Siggy Flicker? The bitch is full blown MAGA.

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by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2024 5:30 AM

They're going to milk their husband's prostate with those long fingernails?

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2024 6:14 AM

I'm watching Season 4 right now on Bravo. I guess they will show each season leading up to the new one.

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2024 8:50 PM

R7. Me too! What a messy season. Love all of the scenes involving Melissa's music career.

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2024 9:39 PM

So Teresa is going to be on Season 2 of House of Villains. She must need the money. It's not even TRAITORS!

by Anonymousreply 9April 25, 2024 9:41 PM

Bravo is repeating season 2 today. I forgot just how dark that season was thanks to Danielle and the two Kim's. Teresa was fun back then.

by Anonymousreply 10April 29, 2024 5:52 PM

R10, I, too, forgot how crazy Danielle S. was!! She wouldn't travel without 'hired' guns!! I watched the reunion eps for that season and can't believe there were only 2 and they weren't done until a year after the season ended.

by Anonymousreply 11May 1, 2024 5:27 PM

I had no idea Dolores was in a few episodes of the earlier seasons. Apparently she and Caroline are friends. Fun to see her pop up here and there.

by Anonymousreply 12May 1, 2024 5:36 PM

R12, Dolores looked so much more normal back then! I didn't recognize her at first. When she was on screen, I thought to myself that she looks like Dolores. Then, they showed her name and I was shocked. Yes, I know this season is 10+ years ago. I know I look nothing like I did 10 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 13May 1, 2024 5:44 PM

Best part about watching earlier seasons is witnessing Teresa's evolution from dimwit Joisey wife and mom to mega cunt. What a toxic bitch.

by Anonymousreply 14May 2, 2024 2:56 AM

Absolutely agree, R14. Even by S2, she was on her way to mega bitch.

Her swipes at Caroline Manzo and her son in her second book were horrible. She compared Caroline Manzo's cooking to Olive Garden and said she was only 1/16th Italian. At the reunion, all Teresa kept saying was, "It's a joke! It's a joke!" So was your ape of a husband, Teresa!

by Anonymousreply 15May 2, 2024 6:23 PM

Delores has always said she was friends with both Caroline and Dina, the whole Manzo family as well as Teresea. Delores is the only honest housewife. When asked if she was on Ozempic she said yes! Her son was on the show working for the Manzo brothers and their BLK water thing back when he was Twunk status.

by Anonymousreply 16May 2, 2024 6:29 PM

Sad to see Paulie get involved in the drama. He also made an appearance at WWHL tonite so he must be enjoying the spotlight. John Fuda is a fugly goon but loved seeing him go after Teresa. Luis is still crazy. Melissa and Joe have no storyline without Teresa. Jen Fessler is nuts but in a good way. Margaret needs to cover up those saggy legs.

by Anonymousreply 17May 6, 2024 3:03 AM

Only one comment after last night's premiere? Guess you can stick a fork in this franchise.

by Anonymousreply 18May 6, 2024 3:51 PM

Today Bravo is repeating a season of Siggy. She has to be the worst housewife after Jill Zarin. What an insufferable cunt.

by Anonymousreply 19May 6, 2024 4:04 PM

I haven't watched in years. Do they still go down the shore and waddle in and out of various restaurants and sit outside in huge circles next to some canal and argue like a sad geriatric version of 'Jersey Shore'?

by Anonymousreply 20May 6, 2024 4:05 PM

Jersey was always my least favorite of the franchise.

There was always a cruelty and humorlessness to it that I couldn't get around. Caroline Manzo (the most overrated Housewife ever) spearheaded it all from the very beginning.

Teresa was a fun side character for awhile (since she was not related to the Manzo clan,) but when she was put front and center, her lack of self-awareness and stupidity sucked up the energy of the entire show. Now it's just a roomful of Teresas.

I tried for years, but I finally had to shake it off.

by Anonymousreply 21May 6, 2024 4:05 PM

I can't wait until Luis squanders Teresa's money and she's broke again. I mean she's already signed on for House of Villains and you know it's for the money.

by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2024 4:17 PM

They really need to dump Teresa. Most viewers hate her guts and so do most of the cast members. I feel like she's only still there because Bravo wants to document the inevitable breakdown of her marriage to the grifter. If that's the case they should just give her a spin-off and reboot RHONJ with a totally new cast.

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2024 4:19 PM

She was dumb to not get a prenup, esp. after all she went through with husband # 1.

by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2024 4:43 PM

I also don't get why this show, more than any other, has to focus so much on the men. Don't care.

by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2024 4:45 PM

I think Andy had crushes on Joe Gorga and maybe even Joe Giudice. Andy liked Teresa a lot. He said she was easy to film with. So, maybe he accommodates her new husband.

by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2024 4:55 PM

He likes Teresa because she is dumb as a box of rocks. Rumour has it Joe had sex with Andy to keep Melissa on the show.

by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2024 5:06 PM

Most Italian-American men wouldn't "let" their women do something like a TV show without them. Why the women put up with that, I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2024 5:30 PM

the men get paid to be on the show. i bet Joe Gorga makes more than Melissa.

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2024 6:48 PM

I've never liked Margaret. There's nothing appealing about her or her husband.

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2024 9:17 PM

It's hard to look at these bitches' overly surgeried faces. Especially on a 4K screen.

by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2024 9:32 PM

[quote]Her swipes at Caroline Manzo and her son in her second book were horrible. She compared Caroline Manzo's cooking to Olive Garden and said she was only 1/16th Italian. At the reunion, all Teresa kept saying was, "It's a joke! It's a joke!" So was your ape of a husband, Teresa!

Fun fact: on a later season (or maybe it was the short-lived Manzo spinoff) the older son Albie admits that Teresa was correct about them having comparatively little Italian ancestry.

by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2024 10:43 PM

John Fuda calling Teresa a has been was funny but not a good look for him. Teresa trying to trash Fuda to Danielle's husband who nervously walked away was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2024 10:44 PM

Shut your hot dog lips....Is my new favorite line.

by Anonymousreply 34May 6, 2024 10:55 PM

[quote] the men get paid to be on the show. i bet Joe Gorga makes more than Melissa.

Peter Thomas, who was married to Cynthia Bailey of RHOA, said that the men (RHOA, at least) didn't get paid.

by Anonymousreply 35May 7, 2024 5:17 AM

Brian Moylan reported that the men on RHONJ are the only ones who do get paid. That's why you see scenes of them interacting without the women, which you don't see in the other cities.

by Anonymousreply 36May 7, 2024 11:06 AM

In the earlier SLC seasons they filmed scenes with just the hubbies but the dynamic just wasn't there. Seth is outgoing but Justin and John are too quiet.

by Anonymousreply 37May 7, 2024 12:33 PM

I watched the premier. It's just so weird but strangely entertaining. So alien to reality, really just a trashy soap opera. They can't seem to function without shots then get sloppy drunk and embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 38May 8, 2024 10:01 PM

Complete trash.

I’m only 3:55 in, and the one who looks like Pinocchio whose husband has Ozempic face, looks at “nawnna” and says “youZZ made so much foe-cachh” and looks at her cretin daughter and asks “can youz say focach?”

It’s focaccia, you dumb cunt.

These are not true Italians. Or Italian Americans.

These are subhuman shells of women.

The one with the Kingdom of the Apes hairline, Treeee, is a nightmare.

Even Margie with the sagging tits whose plumber husband also has sagging tits is no just so…cumbersome to watch.

And I think Joe Gorga has sucked a dick. Probably not, but he pings.

by Anonymousreply 39May 10, 2024 7:23 PM

I really wonder what's going on in Teresa and Lous' marriage. Right after last season wrapped, they were everywhere on social media, honeymooning/vacationing in exotic locals. I would have thought they'd be everywhere ahead of S14. However, there is a coming attraction clip where either Louis says he lost Teresa's money or she says "You lost my money?" Ooooooooh! Can't wait!!

by Anonymousreply 40May 10, 2024 7:31 PM

I can’t wait to see Tree circling the drain. Again.

by Anonymousreply 41May 10, 2024 8:39 PM

I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before Teresa, whose brain is the size of a walnut, gotten taken down into the world of sleaze an corruption yet again.

I'm sure Joe and Melissa are sitting back and laughing their asses off.

by Anonymousreply 42May 10, 2024 8:42 PM

I wonder what the relationship is with Frank Catania and Joe Gorga since it was revealed Frank told Teresa and Luis that they all got together before the last reunion to take Teresa and Luis down. Frank and Joe were BFFs before this but now I don't see Frank hanging with the fellas.

by Anonymousreply 43May 10, 2024 8:56 PM

What's Paulie's deal now? During S13, Paulie told Frank Catania that he already bought an engagement ring for Delores. At the S13 reunion, Dolores told everyone that Paulie is still married. In this season, Paulie says to Delores "I'm not getting engaged right after my divorce" (or something like that). Delores then says she has to rethink her future.

I love Delores but she told the girls she wouldn't move in with Paulie until they got engaged. Then he takes her to Ireland and, when they return, he tells her to stay and she moved in.

by Anonymousreply 44May 10, 2024 9:03 PM

Delores is clearly full of shit. She's been with that guy for so long, she knows that if he wanted to divorce his wife he would have done so by now. She doesn't care.

I hope she knows that if the guy drops dead and has no will, the estranged wife gets it all.

by Anonymousreply 45May 10, 2024 9:08 PM

Was Paulie's first wife a green card marriage?

by Anonymousreply 46May 10, 2024 9:25 PM

I miss the days when they'd have foot-races around the country club while some broad screamed, "I read the police reports, Dan-YELL!"

by Anonymousreply 47May 10, 2024 9:42 PM

Kim G and Kim D were reality TV gold. If they were full time they would have gotten tiresome but their cameos were priceless and the POSCHE fashion show was always a season highlight.

by Anonymousreply 48May 10, 2024 9:46 PM

She had a Doctor who built a house for her and she never moved in then broke up with him.

by Anonymousreply 49May 11, 2024 12:33 AM

I’m impressed that two morons like Teresa and Joe were able to produce a daughter capable of getting into U. of Michigan. If shes smart enough for that then hopefully she’s also smart enough to leave and never look back.

by Anonymousreply 50May 11, 2024 12:44 AM

How does Joe Gorga afford a castle like that? Really. Still garbage people but the house was stylish and beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 51May 11, 2024 2:30 PM

I’m assuming Melissa’s Housewives money pays for everything. Also they probably have a shitload of debt.

by Anonymousreply 52May 11, 2024 2:40 PM

yo does Melissa still run dat boutique? I haven't watched this shit since I moved to the OC.

by Anonymousreply 53May 11, 2024 2:43 PM

R51 Joe is/was a real estate developer converting rundown properties into apartment complexes. He was worth about 3 million before they came on the show.

by Anonymousreply 54May 12, 2024 2:10 AM

[quote]I’m impressed that two morons like Teresa and Joe were able to produce a daughter capable of getting into U. of Michigan. If shes smart enough for that then hopefully she’s also smart enough to leave and never look back.

Gabriella strikes me as the typical middle child: introverted, naturally quiet, independent, capable, self-sufficient. She'll make something real of herself.

by Anonymousreply 55May 13, 2024 12:05 AM

I gotta say the Gorga spawn are very attractive. Antonia is pretty and the boys are handsome. With the exception of Gabriella, the Guidice girls are dogs.

by Anonymousreply 56May 13, 2024 12:22 AM

r56 you should have seen them before the surgery! Mommy bought them nose jobs and boob jobs and Ozempic! Except Gabriella. She got lucky.

by Anonymousreply 57May 13, 2024 1:25 AM

LUCKY?? I am a natural beauty!

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by Anonymousreply 58May 13, 2024 1:27 AM

Looks like Jen Fessler is going to be involved in the drama this season.

by Anonymousreply 59May 13, 2024 1:40 AM

Jen Felcher?

by Anonymousreply 60May 13, 2024 1:49 AM

I get all of the brunettes not named Teresa or Melissa confused.

by Anonymousreply 61May 13, 2024 2:41 AM

Madonna's dorter Lourdes also got into U of Michigan. I think she dropped out.

by Anonymousreply 62May 13, 2024 4:14 AM

Melissa was on WWHL last night and I gotta say she looks fantastic. She's so over Teresa and the look of disgust on her face every time Teresa's name was mentioned was priceless. And Meghan McCain saying Paulie was not an attractive man and doesn't deserve Dolores was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 63May 13, 2024 12:11 PM

R63 Meghan McCain weighing in on who and who isn't attractive is the height of irony.

by Anonymousreply 64May 13, 2024 2:13 PM

emphasis on Weighing

by Anonymousreply 65May 13, 2024 3:56 PM

Teresa is a hot mess but she also has a college degree. She and her daughters are not typical beauties but they all have unusually pretty eyes and lovely tan skin. That all her daughters will be college educated says a lot for Teresa's parenting, in spite of their parent's jail time.

by Anonymousreply 66May 13, 2024 5:58 PM

Teresa went to a for-profit college. That her daughters are attending reputable universities speaks more highly of the school system in their town than it does about Teresa's parenting.

by Anonymousreply 67May 13, 2024 7:03 PM

I like Jackie's husband Evan a lot and he was my favorite guy on the show until last season when Danielle came in with her husband Nate joined. Now Nate's my favorite.

Nate was pretty slim on their first season and on episode 1 of the new season it looked like he worked out and bulked up but episode 2 it almost looks like he just gained weight? As long as he doesn't get fat I really like him with more muscle.

I just saw Danielle's IG story from France and it looks like Nate slimmed down from his stomach but still has the added muscle in his pecs and arms. He's looking great right now.

by Anonymousreply 68May 13, 2024 8:04 PM

Well, I am surprised that Teresa has a college degree, for-profit university or not. I'm also surprised that all of her dorters are heading to college.

by Anonymousreply 69May 13, 2024 10:24 PM

Just watched the latest episode. They are all hot to jump in and sling the dirt for screen time. Jen Fessler is a refreshing addition because she is so natural and nice. Danielle is a newbie fame whore itching to steal every scene. She's had work done and looks different from last season. I like Nate, he also seems natural, nice, and normal.

Rachel and her husband look like rejects from a freak show. Sorry, but they do. Rachel related her health problems stemming from childhood. That's sad but girl, get a redo on that nose job.

Antonia's family birthday party was nice because SURPRISE! no one fought, insulted, pulled hair, of flung drinks. They fight too much on this show. Totally unrelatable.

Who were the engaged gay uncles at the party? One is a cousin maybe?

One thing I learned from listening to Teresa's podcast is that she see's the show as a job and follows her employer's directives. Hate, fight, act like an idiot, rinse and repeat. She's not the brightest staff member but she follows the rules of the job. It's really too bad she and her bro are estranged. Life is too short for that crap. Gabriella is revealed as a sweetheart. I hope she's enjoying university.

by Anonymousreply 70May 14, 2024 12:48 AM

Melissa's mom seems like a doll.

by Anonymousreply 71May 14, 2024 1:38 AM

[quote] One thing I learned from listening to Teresa's podcast is that she see's the show as a job and follows her employer's directives. Hate, fight, act like an idiot, rinse and repeat. She's not the brightest staff member but she follows the rules of the job.

Well, it is a job and good source of income. This is the reason Andy likes her: she does what she's told.

She and her brother have some deep-seated issues. Probably better for them to just keep a distance from each other. I think Teresa & the parents (Gorgas) never wanted Joe to marry Melissa. They saw Melissa as a gold digger.

by Anonymousreply 72May 14, 2024 3:39 AM

Nate has put on a bit of weight, but he’s still hot. I’d climb all over that big tall man.

by Anonymousreply 73May 14, 2024 4:00 AM

The second episode was just as bad as the premiere. Marge is boring now. Tree is a scum bag. I want her to be super poor again. Louie looks like a coke fiend. Pauline is a fat Irish mess. The new girls, tweedle and dummy, are just zeroes.

The show sucks. Not as bad as Potomac but NO ONE CARES ABOUT TREE ANYMORE and the fact that Fessler kissed her ass? I’m done with her.

by Anonymousreply 74May 18, 2024 9:15 PM

Louie needs to hang up the tank tops. His saggy roasted chicken skin isn't pretty. His son on the other hand.............

by Anonymousreply 75May 20, 2024 12:20 AM

I’m impressed that two morons like Teresa and Joe were able to produce a daughter capable of getting into U. of Michigan. If shes smart enough for that then hopefully she’s also smart enough to leave and never look back.

Teresa is a horrible person, but her dorters are doing really well.

Milania will be attending the University of Tampa in the Fall, so she's three for three as far as her kids attending college.

Gia/Rutgers, Gabriela/U. of Michigan, and Milania/U. of Tampa.

Not bad.

And Gia is studying Immigration Law, which is even more impressive.

That said, I have to laugh at how Gia got SPONSORS to decorate Milania's room full of University of Tampa gear.

These girls have learned the merch world very well.

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by Anonymousreply 76May 20, 2024 12:33 AM

So Louie is helping pay for college? Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 77May 20, 2024 12:37 AM

[quote] Antonia's family birthday party was nice because SURPRISE! no one fought, insulted, pulled hair, of flung drinks. They fight too much on this show. Totally unrelatable.

[quote] Who were the engaged gay uncles at the party? One is a cousin maybe?

Not sure, but I was so happy to see Melissa's sister Kim's husband Joe Pirella at the party!

He's so hot.

I still think that Kim's husband Joe had a few flings with Joe Gorga.

They were all over each other at Joey's christening party, on Joe and Melissa's first RHONJ episode.

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by Anonymousreply 78May 20, 2024 12:40 AM

Teresa is still an ugly bitch.

by Anonymousreply 79May 20, 2024 12:41 AM

Joe and Kim Pirella at the gay wedding...

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by Anonymousreply 80May 20, 2024 12:41 AM

Imagine Seth Marks and John Barlow doing ass shots off a blowup doll? Only in Joisey.

by Anonymousreply 81May 20, 2024 12:44 AM

The gay guy at Antonia's birthday party is Nicholas Marco.

Not sure of his relationship to the family, but he's definitely hot.

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by Anonymousreply 82May 20, 2024 12:49 AM

R82 Uh, no.

by Anonymousreply 83May 20, 2024 12:51 AM

I always liked Jackie but she's getting annoying and desperate. We've had sufficient. But Evan can stay.

by Anonymousreply 84May 20, 2024 3:38 AM

Joe Pirella must be part dwarf.

by Anonymousreply 85May 20, 2024 5:15 AM

Luis called Joe Fuda ugly. What a bitch,

by Anonymousreply 86May 20, 2024 12:58 PM

Fuda is ugly but so is Luis.

by Anonymousreply 87May 20, 2024 1:29 PM

Why are all the men on this show so red all the time?

by Anonymousreply 88May 20, 2024 2:36 PM

They eat lots of pasta, drink barrels of wine, and become enraged at the drop of a hat, R88.

They are all walking cardiac events.

by Anonymousreply 89May 20, 2024 4:06 PM

Looks like Teresa and the Gorga's are going to spend the entire season avoiding each other and that is already getting tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 90May 20, 2024 4:47 PM

They need to clean house with RHONJ -- total re-cast.

Give Teresa a spinoff of her own. I'm sure her fans would watch.

by Anonymousreply 91May 20, 2024 7:08 PM

They need to recast and they need to stop making it into a mini-Mob Wives. The Italian American community and the state of NJ deserve better than these trashy stereotypes.

by Anonymousreply 92May 20, 2024 7:37 PM

" I think Teresa & the parents (Gorgas) never wanted Joe to marry Melissa.”

R72, did the Gorgas have gold to dig? I was under the impression that Teresa and her brother were brought up in lower middle class households

by Anonymousreply 93May 20, 2024 8:15 PM

what ever happened to Teresa and Joe's daughter Strega Gorgadice? which college did that one-eyed pile of fat go to?

by Anonymousreply 94May 20, 2024 9:13 PM

r94 Jenny Craig U.

by Anonymousreply 95May 21, 2024 2:15 AM

Jeez, Gabriella matured into a dog

by Anonymousreply 96May 22, 2024 12:39 AM

Teresa Giudice's Daughter Milania's New Convertible Got Totaled In Nasty Crash

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by Anonymousreply 97May 22, 2024 7:25 PM

Rachel Fuda Thinks RHONJ Cast Changes Are ‘Needed’ After Season 14

"Wants Teresa gone."

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by Anonymousreply 98May 22, 2024 7:27 PM

Melania

Melania

First you was driving

Then you was crashing

Melania

Melania

by Anonymousreply 99May 22, 2024 7:45 PM

Everyone who has joined the show since Season 1 has ~wanted Teresa gone~ and yet she is still there. Andy will never fire her.

by Anonymousreply 100May 22, 2024 7:49 PM

r100 Andy has no say in her being fired. The show is produced by Sirens Media, which got bought by ITV. RHONJ is there only real hit (Sirens) and like it or not Teresa is the star of that show. Andy is listed as an EP on it but he is one of about six EPs and he does not work for Bravo or Sirens. It is pretty much a vanity title so if the show gets an award he gets one too.

by Anonymousreply 101May 22, 2024 8:27 PM

She is NOT getting fired.

by Anonymousreply 102May 22, 2024 9:20 PM

Production shut down while Teresa was away at 'camp' but they did film episodes with her family where Teresa phoned in from 'camp.'. That's how important she is to the show. And she knows it.

by Anonymousreply 103May 22, 2024 9:52 PM

[quote] That's how important she is to the show. And she knows it.

And that's the problem. Her massive ego makes her behave like a massive asshole.

by Anonymousreply 104May 22, 2024 10:10 PM

ew imagine Teresa's massive black hairy asshole

by Anonymousreply 105May 22, 2024 10:30 PM

r105 Hi Luis!

by Anonymousreply 106May 22, 2024 11:41 PM

R105. Her doarters take turns shaving her back and asshole.

by Anonymousreply 107May 22, 2024 11:44 PM

Use guys leave her alone!

by Anonymousreply 108May 23, 2024 1:50 PM

Looks like Joe Guidice got fat again.

by Anonymousreply 109May 23, 2024 1:52 PM

Just catching up on the first two episodes:

1) Why is everyone so brown?

2) Why can't Rachel fix her nose?

3) Is Rachel's doarter "special needs?"

4) Why does Jennifer feed her morbidly obese daughters pizza?

5) Why do Jersey people throw such incredibly tacky parties?

6) Does Paulie shop at Baby Gap for his shirts?

7) Why are Teresa's boobs so uneven in all her interview shots?

7) How long before Luis buys drugs with fentanyl in them and hacks Teresa and her doarters to death while they sleep?

by Anonymousreply 110May 26, 2024 3:05 AM

r110 -Brown is the color of Jersey. One more nose job and she will be Michael Jackson 2.0. No, she is just a Jersey child. To make herself feel like she is the prettiest. Tacky? That's high-class in Patterson! Yes. One implant is filled with sand, the other with helium. Approximately 32 days.

by Anonymousreply 111May 26, 2024 12:42 PM

Rachel is pulling out all the stops to move front and center and the fugly husband is along for the ride. Danielle, on the other hand, will be demoted to 'friend of' next season.

by Anonymousreply 112May 26, 2024 2:57 PM

Jen's tacky Jersey shore apartment rental furnished with second-hand 80s-era crap is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 113May 26, 2024 3:21 PM

Grooming Gia to be a Joisey hw. Teresa, Joe and Melissa avoiding each other is hilarious. But I did love Melissa for reminding Gino to say hello to Teresa. Of course chilly Teresa brushed the kid off but I wouldn't expect anything less from her.

by Anonymousreply 114May 27, 2024 3:14 PM

How crazy is it that Gia's fiance' works for Luis. Man is entrenched in their lives.

by Anonymousreply 115May 27, 2024 3:57 PM

Just what does Luis do for a living, anyway?

Everything about him reeks of shadiness and criminality.

by Anonymousreply 116May 27, 2024 4:19 PM

If Luis goes down they're all going down. Can't wait!

by Anonymousreply 117May 27, 2024 4:35 PM

Kyle Richards is lanky compared to Gia. She's built like a dwarf moose.

by Anonymousreply 118May 28, 2024 12:37 AM

R114 notice out Tre did not tell her dorter Gia to do the same and greet her uncle. But we all know, Tre and Gia are trash whores.

Also, why does Tre's youngest look like shes' 23?

by Anonymousreply 119May 28, 2024 2:44 AM

[quote] Also, why does Tre's youngest look like shes' 23?

Because she has three older sisters.

With four girls in the house, the youngest is clearly going to learn from the older three.

by Anonymousreply 120May 28, 2024 2:47 AM

[quoteWith four girls in the house, the youngest is clearly going to learn from the older three.

And what exactly is she learnign from the coke sniffing, cock sucking, Gia?

by Anonymousreply 121May 28, 2024 2:49 AM

Melissa and Joe's kids seem normal. The dorm room was a little over the top but I have a feeling most of them are.

by Anonymousreply 122May 28, 2024 1:34 PM

Gia is too chunky to be a coke ho.....I had my best body ion the 70s due to snorting

How tall are they? According to the same folks who give us their “net worth” teresa is suppose to be 5’8”?? I thought they were all midgets around 5’1”

by Anonymousreply 123May 28, 2024 9:47 PM

I’d like Nate Cabral to put his balls in my mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 124May 28, 2024 10:13 PM

R124. Danielle keeps Nate's balls in her purse.

by Anonymousreply 125May 29, 2024 12:47 AM

I think all the daughters are cute. If they’ve had work done they still look like themselves.

by Anonymousreply 126May 29, 2024 2:51 AM
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