Steve Garvey nude

Nubbin.

Like a button on a fur coat.

I'll take 'em all

[quote]Nubbin.

Per Wikipedia, he had a rather tumultuous and extensive love life with multiple wives, girlfriends, affairs and children, so maybe this is a case of the acorn becoming a mighty oak.

Who’s to his left? 👀

That’s a penis!

[quote] so maybe this is a case of the acorn becoming a mighty oak.

All signs point to no.

R5 that’s the catcher Steve Yeager

That would be Bill Russell, Steve Garvey, Davey Lopes, and Ron Cey. This was the Dodgers infield in the 80's. Garvey has always been handsome. I'm disappointed he's a Trumper.

Yeager has had his own dalliances with nudity.

I was told Steve Yeager did not intend to go full-frontal in the Playgirl shoot. He and the photographer were joking around and he spontaneously turned completely around and gave the photographer the full monty. Yeager promised the Dodgers he would not go full-frontal, so this was the compromise.

I'd love to see the outtakes. I'll bet those full-frontal items are still in someone's files.

Steve Garvey was the hottest guy in baseball back then. The only other player as hot was George Brett.

To be fair, there’s a shadow over it.

I blame Garvey for my fetishizing beefy forearms.

Even if there’s a shadow.

Big shadow

R9 that’s Yeager not Russell

Who?

When you lighten the image, you see that the shadow only covers the left side of his bush. The hair above and to the right of his cock is fully seen.

Garvey: Mutilated dick. Mutilated politics.

He’s not a tranny, R20, so his dick hasn’t been mutilated (turned inside out)

I love how all the others are in towels and the slut is just standing there cock out.

It can't be possible...

R19 I was trying to give him some wiggle room.

R23. Of course it is possible, in a four-way race where he is the only Republican. And it doesn’t matter, as he will get trounced in the run-off. Duh.

Those four men are svelte. Nowadays so many athletes are Brick Shithouses.

R13 Agreed.

Impartially, he has a thick bush and there's a shadow.

Plus, it's in black-and-white,

You can tell he has a nice head, too.

But of course, most DLers, who are Democrats, won't ever pay him a compliment.

Especially if he's doing well in the polls.

This Steve Yeager is of high interest to me.

I love the beard here, but I miss the chin cleft it’s hiding.

He was a sexy dude.

Big pecs do nothing for athletic performance. Which is why these guys were svelte. (And most other men pre-2000s.)

One of his wives was Cindy Garvey who was an early co-host of Regis Philbin's morning show. I think she might have just preceded Kathy Lee Gifford. Not sure if she was still married to Steve at the time.

[quote] Steve Garvey was the hottest guy in baseball back then. The only other player as hot was George Brett.

I beg to differ.

In the words of Liz Lemon:

HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON PILOT!

Pic highlighting hot, hairy forearms for r14.

Not as bad a Joe DiMaggio's mini bat.

Love his big bush. Wonder how hairy his ass crack was?

Cindy Garvey says in her memoir that people kept asking her why she let Regis mock and patronize her. He sounds like a real shit. She also makes Garvey sound like a cyborg. He never spent time with the family, never displayed much affect, it was all baseball and endorsements. She claims that when his career was going downhill because he couldn't field a baseball she called the manager and told him just to switch Garvey from third base to first, duh. Garvey was too much of a wimp to ask himself.

From that point on Garvey was the star, always traveling with the Dodger management. The rest of the team hated him and the wives would never talk to her. But she was a basket case, growing up with an abusive father and before the days of bipolar medication. After the divorce she was sent to jail for refusing Stevie's visitation with the kids. I remember the picture of her sobbing as they hauled her away. Garvey went on to propose to one woman, impregnate another, and marry a third. There was a bumper sticker at the time. "Honk if You're Carrying Steve Garvey's Baby".

Where are Steve and Cindy today?

Think hard, Rose.

Kinda hot thinking about all the Dodgers nude taking showers together after the game.

Like son, like father?!

I shook hands with Steve Garvey. I was at a game in the '80s. The players were walking off the field (end of game). My seat was close to the area over the passway. A bunch of us fans reached down. Steve shook hands with us and signed autographs. I didn't ask him to sign anything, but my friend, who claimed to not be a Steve Garvey fan, had Steve sign his ball cap.

I didn't realize that his wife asked for him to play first base. That's hilarious.

He did have some amazing forearms. Very sexy.

R39 I'd love to be a fly on the wall.

I’ve been in a locker room with nude tennis pros—does that count?

R44 Tell us more? Who did you see nude??

I won’t kiss and tell. But Nastase dropped by and Connors was pissed at him for something or other. They argued right in front of me. I was just the towel boy, so it was random dick here and there over a week.

Here’s the draw, so assume I saw most of it. I do remember Elliot Teltscher and Peter Fleming…

R48 Did you remember seeing Roscoe Tanner nude?

Like it was yesterday…🍆

C’mon now it was 1982!

Jake Cruise vibe at r40.

Ron Cey, far right at the OP, had great, thick legs in addition to the inviting mustache.

Trying to picture them without all those awful floppy 80s haircuts......

Though the mustaches can stay.

R52 that’s the Paul Mescal in Brooklyn look! ,)

Messy.

These cocks now belong at The Villages.😂

Time does its thing.

Chin for days!

He's not really ahead of Schiff because there are three Dems running and only one repuke. Once it's one Dem one Puke the Dem will win. I hope it's Adam Schiff but any Dem will do.

#55, is that k.d. lang?

I wish Steve Yeager would have opened that shower door in Playgirl and let us fully see the water drops clinging to his bush and dripping from the head of his cock.

He has a big personality. 2 to 1 I bet he wanted to.

Steve Garvey - because white Republicans needed their own Herschel Walker

[quote] R9,that’s Yeager not Russell

Also: That's outfielder Reggie Smith between Garvey & Ron Cey in the OP photo, not Davey Lopes. Reggie was part of the Dodgers 30 Homerun Quartet (with Garvey, Cey & Dusty Baker) in 1977.

[quote] I'll bet those full-frontal items are still in someone's files.

Lemme get back to you on that, R11. You buying?

Hell, yes!

Imagine my disappointment this thread isn't about Steve Harvey.

Whoa - that was a big bush, even by 1970’s standards.

...and I wanted to floss my teeth with it, R66. I miss the days when a big bush equated masculinity. There were guys in my fraternity who would use their blow dryers on their bushes to make them bigger in volume. I knew the bushes of several of them quite well. They were straight and kept coming back for more.

A teenager I knew back in the 70s had been in the Dodgers' locker room. He said Garvey's and Ron Cey's bushes were stand outs. They were naked the entire time he was there. He played it straight. He didn't comment on any cocks. He said those bushes were so stark they drew your attention. I would have died to be that guy. I masturbated to that thought all the time.

He is handsome in that pic. Reminds me of Dennis Wilson.

Dennis was was almost pretty, in his handsomeness—very different.

He doesn’t stand a chance against Schiff.

No shit, Sherlock.