Below Deck Season 11 - Grenada

Fraser has a crush on Kyle.

Kyle Stillie has a cute ass.

And this Kyle is so much hotter than that other vile Kyle from Below Deck Med.

Oh, and he's Scottish. Not Irish.

The Canadian girl seems a little crazy. She really fixated on the lifejacket situation with Ben, a bit of an overreaction.

She talked about crying and being emotional with the last crew she worked with. I'm sure they would have plenty to say about her.

Kyle's mother has an amazing story.

He's actually part Native American!

Just realized there's a new season and Fraser is back. He blocked me on Twitter a while back. I said Jake was an asshole who was using him and he literally blocked me, lol.

Why does it look like the bosun is wearing a toupee?

Is the French chef gay? I mean... I probably don't even have to ask with those eyebrows, right?

Captain Kerry is back! Love him!

The bosun is in over his head. I can already tell.

Too many women as usual. Ugh. So many weird names too. The guys are underwhelming. Ben is hot. Fraser looks good, if a bit too skinny. The scottish guy is kinda hot. The chef is decent. The bosun is not hot.

I can already tell the bosun will be fired in the future. He's not good enough. Too green and keeps making mistakes. My guess is that Ben will be the bosun after he's gone.

The bosun sucks, but Ben is a slimy weasel. If Kerry fires Jared .I hope he brings someone new onto the boat as bosun , and tells Ben he isn’t ready for the role.

Ben makes my skin crawl. I can’t stand his laugh and his terrible hair and his sneaky behavior.

Ben is not hot to me, he looks Aboriginal, if you are into that.

Too many people trying to get camera time.

[quote] Fraser looks good, if a bit too skinny. The scottish guy is kinda hot. The chef is decent. The bosun is not hot.

Fraser isn't just skinny. He's anorexic.

I think he looks gross.

And if he looks skinny on television, you can just imagine what he looks like in real life, since the camera adds 10 pounds.

Jared isn't conventionally hot, but he seems like a very sweet and sensitive guy, and he has a very nice personality. Yes, he's a bit dim, but I think he's a sweetheart.

New episode tonight!

Did anyone even watch the last episode? So fucking boring!

I love Eileen

Jared is crazy and I hope the Captain lets him go in the next episode.

I predict Jared and Cat will both be gone next week with Barbie either quitting or getting fired shortly after that. Ben will get promoted to Bosun.

The new deckhand looks HOT in the coming attractions. Ben was on WWHL last night and he was every bit the douchebag he is on the show. Sleazy.

Fraser (like me) is an ectomorph, R15/Body Nazi. For us, it can be really hard to keep weight on, especially if you’re also tall. It doesn’t mean that we’re anorexic. Fraser has nice tone and a lightly furry chest. And he’s handsome. Are you?

You sound like a total cunt.

I love Captain Kerry. He rolls up his sleeves and helps out the crew when needed.

That asshole Captain Lee would've never gotten up off his ass and carried a passenger's luggage.

Captain Lee is not missed. Kerry even shows compassion when he has to let someone go. Notice how he stressed to Jarrod that leaving the boat was best for him so he could focus on his personal life instead of dwelling on his multiple fuck ups and excessive drinking. Love him.

Lee could barely walk at the end!

R23 Yes, Captain Kerry is a true leader. Captain Lee was just a grumpy, lazy tyrant.

Was Fraser flirting with the chef? I thought the chef was straight. Is it possible he's gay?

R22 I love captain Kerry too. He helps out when needed and he has handled every situation so far with so much grace. He did the right thing letting Jared go. He wasn't focused on the job. Same thing with Cat. He let her go and he made the decision together with Fraser. He actually listened to the chief stew. It's refreshing.

R23 Yes. He had compassion. Very refreshing. The complete opposite of that asshole Lee.

R26 At first, I thought the chef was straight, but after the last episode, I'm starting to wonder. He seems to display some gay tendencies, and those eyebrows are plucked to hell.

R26. I don't think Fraser was flirting with the chef. I think he genuinely likes and cares about him. Fraser is 100% professional and dedicated to his job. Love him.

R40 He is only nice to the chef because he has to be. It's his job.

[quote] Was Fraser flirting with the chef? I thought the chef was straight. Is it possible he's gay?

Um, have you seen the Chef? Lol.

It should tell you something that his new wife left him for his uncle.

She clearly knew that he's gay.

R32 Purse those lips, hunty!

R32 Chef was married?

[quote] Below Deck’s Anthony Iracane Reveals His Wife Left Him for His Uncle: ‘Pretty S—tty’

Anthony Iracane dropped a bombshell on Below Deck viewers when he revealed that his wife left him — for his uncle.

"This dinner is about love. I wish I could be in love like that with somebody," the chef told cameras during a new episode, which aired on Monday, February 26. "I got married when I was 26. We had a lot of plans to create a family. It was a big deal."

Anthony recalled what caused his marriage to fall apart, adding, "So long story short, one of my uncle[s] is a captain. He [found out] that she is a chief stew and he [found] her a job. I still have no text from her. No phone call. I guess she just left me for my uncle, you know? It was kind of pretty s—tty."

Despite the setback in his personal life, Anthony said he is hopeful for his future. "So for the moment, I'm literally in love with my cat," he added.

Anthony was not the only one with love on the brain during Monday's episode. Several Below Deck stars shared their thoughts on happily ever after while planning a joint vow renewal — and a wedding — for their current charter guests.

"So today, we got a wedding by a waterfall. Two couples renewing their vows and one couple is actually going to get married," Captain Kerry Titheradge explained. "As a captain on the vessel, I can officiate a wedding but I went one step further. I've become ordained."

Kerry, who shares kids with his ex-wife, poked fun at his dating history, telling cameras, "It is quite nerve-racking for me. I have never married anybody. I know more about divorce than weddings in Florida."

Later in the episode, Kerry seemingly didn't rule out the idea of tying the knot again while on a FaceTime call with his girlfriend, Ghönül Bihan.

"Honey, I've [worked on this speech] like six times now. I am fine tuning it more and more," he told Ghönül, who was surprised by how committed Kerry was to the guest request. Ghönül went on to ask whether Kerry would be able to "officially" ordain his own marriage.

"I'm going to look into that," he replied. "We should go for it."

Fraser Olender, meanwhile, had different ideas about his own potential wedding day.

"I love seeing love and I love seeing people so deeply in love after so many years of being together," the chief steward, who is currently in a relationship, said. "If I were to ever get married, I would want a very intimate and small group of family and friends on a beach wearing linen."

Fraser continued: "And then if that doesn't happen that is fine because I still go on holiday like three times a year so I am quite good to be on that beach on my own."

R35 How did I miss that episode?

I must've fallen asleep or something.

Kyle kisses Fraser at some point. Kyle said he's ok kissing guys but he got into bed with one once and his equipment didn't work.

How does Fraser lure so many straight guys into kissing him?

First there was Jake, and now Kyle.

What a whore!

Jake is about as straight as the yellow brick road.

Please don't tell me Camille is the new stew because it sure looked that way from the mid season promo.

This was a good episode.

I don't find Dylan the new guy to be that attractive. He seems kind of dorky and trying too hard.

The Kyle-Fraser kiss was pretty hot though. Lucky bitch.

I would love to kiss Kyle. He's the hottest guy on the boat. That body!

R41 Butterface!

Dylan was,,,,,,,,odd. And, as noted above, not all that cute. Nice hair though. I want Ben to get fired so badly. I'm guessing the chef and Barbie will be gone next and it looks like Dylan gets injured so he may have to go. Fraser muttering under his breath is hilarious. That tip was amazing and well deserved. Nice of Kerry to give Dylan a cut for only working a few hours. And, does Fraser have his own cabin?

PLEASE NO CAMILLE!!!!

But yes it does look like two other folks go........and the preview also seemed to let us know that the guests are jerks......and Anthony loses it.......

Thirsty Jill Zarin and her bf are next week's guests. Ugh.

I hope Jill brings her cunt mother-that old bag is VILE.

[quote] I want Ben to get fired so badly. I'm guessing the chef and Barbie will be gone next and it looks like Dylan gets injured so he may have to go

Why? Ben seems like a good Bosun, and he's really stepping up.

I watched the previews, but why do you think that Chef Anthony and Barbie will be gone? I didn't get that impression.

It seems like Xandi is the one who loses it.

I'm so confused.

Ben is an awful person. He plays headgames with his female castmates, which end up spilling into the interior and causing drama. Then he plays innocent and acts like he didn’t do anything.

It’s obnoxious.

R48 Agreed.

And he's not nearly as hot as he thinks he is.

R47. Chef has a meltdown and he's already a hot mess. Barbie and Fraser keep butting heads and in an earlier season preview she was seen packing and screaming about how no one wants her there. Ben is a good bosun but a total fucking asshole and I wanted to wipe the smirk off his face when he asked Sunny if she was ok after he damn well knew she saw him all over Xandi. Fraser said on WWHL that Xandi turned out to be his best stew so I'm guessing she sticks it out. Also, it's been said this season has a huge turnover and, so far, only two are gone.

Grenada seems like a horrible place.

You can't get cell phone service, and you can't get a lot of provisions that the Super Yacht needs.

I would hate it there.

It's in the middle of nowhere.

And didn't we go to war with them at one point?

Dylan clearly wants to be a star. He's gonna make the most of his 15 minutes.

Dylan said he has stretch marks on his ass, because he was a former fattie.

Rofl!

I can't believe his name is Dylan Pierre de Villiers. Seriously??

It was almost painful to watch Dylan and Chef Anthony talking about all the "hot girls."

Anthony then said, "Yeah, I'm waiting for the new Stew to come."

Whatever, Mary!

I must be the only one not hating Ben. I see the point about him creating chaos in the interior and that he can be toxic etc, but I just don't see him as a big villain. He is good at his job, which is the nost important thibg. And he is nice enough imo.

I think the ones hating on Ben are female, R54.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

From a gay male perspective, I don't see anything wrong with him.

Sure, he causes a bit of drama, but no more than Fraser does.

Chef Anthony and Kyle are the only ones on the entire yacht, who don't create any drama.

Yet.

Jill Zarin. I feel sorry for them already.

I feel so sorry for the chef!

"I've chartered a lot of boats before and the bathroom is always loaded with [lists contents of aisles 6-10 at the Great Neck CVS]"

If I had to wait on Jill Zarin on a yacht, I'd hang myself in her stateroom.

Jill Zarin is a succubus from the Fifth Circle of Hell

ARE YOU WASHING THAT HAM?!

R60. You're being kind

Anthony the chef. OMG. If it were me I'd be chasing Jill Zarin around the deck with a butcher knife. JUMP BITCH!

Jill should have brought her cunt mother along. I'm not HAAAAAAAPPPEEEEEE. Mother isn't HAAAAAPPPPEEEEE!

Ijill’s mother is a vile cunt and she would drive Fraser to either eat or shove her right off the gang plank.

I may be in the minority but I actually like Barbie. She's a hard worker and personable but Fraser and Xandi give her a lot of attitude just for asking for a 5 minute break. Xandi is a nasty twat and Fraser is just not chief stew material.

Barbie was busting her ass this charter.

It was kind of infuriating seeing Fraser and Xandi on the beach doing yoga while she was running around the boat doing everything by herself.

And then to hear them complain about her work ethic... that was just ridiculous.

As for Jill Zarin, she really is the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted. I give the interior crew so much credit for tolerating her.

I also felt bad for Chef Anthony. Especially when he was talking about his dyslexia. He should let the stews know about it.

This whole charter is going to be the undoing of a few more crew members. I can feel it.

I suddenly remember why Jill Zarin was so disliked on RHONY.

She is an awful human being.

Let's talk about Jill's 'boyfriend' who works in fashion.

Painful.....toothbrushes and toothpaste......and the burger was COLD!

Jill planned on leaving that boat with a bag full of toothbrushes. I guarantee the tip will be shit.

I want to remind everyone that I come from an actual 1970s stereotypical trailer park when I say:

Jill Zarin is, hands down, the most classless vile twat on tv. I never want to see this self absorbed, needy, swamp-rat on my tv ever again unless it's 'Jill Zarin has died, painfully'.

What was the tip at the end of the charter?: I missed it.

The charter before JIll was so amazing. They loved everything Chef cooked and they left a $25K tip, which the crew deserved. Loved the Murder game.

[quote] The charter before JIll was so amazing. They loved everything Chef cooked and they left a $25K tip, which the crew deserved. Loved the Murder game.

She was so appreciative of the crew, that the poor lady was in tears.

AND she left them a huge tip.

But it's always the most demanding, and the most complaining people - the ones who ask for the world, and are never satisfied - who leave the shittiest tip.

Wasn't the tip on the last charter $30k?

Yes R76......$30,000.

How do the primaries know Jill Cunt to invite her along? Or was it maybe a BRAVO idea?

Supposedly the primary met Jill playing pickleball.

Jill doesn’t seem like the type of person who does a lot of physical exercise, although she used to play tennis on RHONY.

R77 if those are Jill's real friends then she's really come down in the world.

LOL R79. "I run with a fabulous circle of people!" - Jill Zarin.

I have a feeling chef will be the next to go, and all because of that cunt of cunts, Jill Zarin.

That boat is enormous. They’ve given the deck crew and the stews each an extra person-why not add a sous chef? Rachel was struggling last year too. Id I remember correctly the kitchen and dining area are far away from each other.

R82 But would there be enough room for two people in that tiny kitchen?

Anthony is an amazing chef. The meals he served to people, without a binder full of dietary restrictions, are five star. He could work anywhere but I hope he stays on the show.

I think Jill seems like a delight to travel with!

Read her book!

Yes, everyone just loves me!

r83, even just someone doing dishes would be a huge difference.

There's no fucking way Jill Zarin ever had her own yacht.

Might have rented one, but she didn't own it

There would have been endless chatter about it on RHONY.

Right and Jill said she had "captained" a yacht but was afraid to go out into the "big" water on the other side of Nantucket. Can you imagine anyone turning over the keys to a $100M yacht to Jill Zarin?

This recap sounds like it was done by the Chef.

I loved the doorbell under the table suggestion.

Why would anyone be surprised that Jill was rude?

[quote]Jill doesn’t seem like the type of person who does a lot of physical exercise...

And I'm not sure that pickleball qualifies as exercise.

Where's my krooditay?!

High 5 anyone?

Jill faces backlash:

Zarin’s name began trending after Monday night’s episode aired, and several Twitter users called her out for acting like a “spoiled brat,” coming off as “entitled” and “absolutely insufferable.”

During the episode, Zarin made several suggestions to the crew members –– including a specific kind of ice cubes for her Diet Coke, a bell, toiletries in the bathrooms and food out at all times.

“Jill is the primary in her head. She’s overwhelming,” Pascual said in a confessional, while later adding, “I think she’s annoying, and I think it’s too much. You’re a freeloading guest who’s extremely demanding. This is too much for me. I need another stew just for Jill.”

Olender also called out Zarin for “crawling into my brain and eating away at my soul.”

Zarin didn't address her behavior directly but thanked the primaries for the trip and tweeted next time "No cameras!" Like they're really gonna invite you on another trip.

How pathetic of a person do you have to be to take a beautiful, relaxing private yacht vacation and spend it doing nothing but bitching and complaining?

[quote] How pathetic of a person do you have to be to take a beautiful, relaxing private yacht vacation and spend it doing nothing but bitching and complaining?

You must not have watched Jill Zarin during her time on RHONY.

That woman can be miserable ANYWHERE.

her next line in that gif should be " and I grew up and now I am fucking loathed'

Rumor is Jill's hubby Bobby (may he rest in peace) was gay and Jill was his beard. He could have done so much better.

Jill drinks 10 cans of Diet Coke a day? She is a demon from the pit of hell.

I felt terrible for the chef but that last dinner was shit. The primary seemed very nice but you know Jill had something to say about the tip. So far the new stew has been dragged into the Fraser/Barbie drama and creepily pawed by Ben. But there's something about this season that's just not working for me. Too many of the crew members are unlikable.

I think Barbie will quit. Then the chef will get fired after the next dinner, which according to the preview will be just as bad as the previous one.

I was liking Fraser and hating Barbie until I saw how utterly horribly he mismanaged her situation.

The girl was trying to be professional and measured and come to an understanding with him, but he just berated and dismissed her. Really bad form for Fraser.

And yeah - Ben feeling up the new stew like an octopus was just gross and inappropriate.

And finally - fuck that cunt Jill.

Fraser and Xandi both have it in for Barbie. Xandi referring to her as 'Princess' sums up how she really feels about her. Fraser is a terrible manager. He licked lazy Camille's ass and kept telling her how wonderful she was and treats Barbie like shit.

I know they already filmed the rest of the season - but do they really have to show them - or I guess more importantly, do we really want to watch?

R105. They should show two episodes every Monday and finish it off.

I am bored. I like Frasier, Kerry and most of cast except Ben, but they’re not compelling.

Kate would have destroyed Barbie and the crying blonde.

Hey Lee! Nobody cares!

Barbie is the hardest working stew. Of course Fraser hates her. She makes him look incompetent.

Captain Lee go pound sand down a rat hole........Dud of the Sea.

Kyle defending Jill is hilarious.

[quote] I was liking Fraser and hating Barbie until I saw how utterly horribly he mismanaged her situation.

[quote] The girl was trying to be professional and measured and come to an understanding with him, but he just berated and dismissed her. Really bad form for Fraser.

Agreed. Fraser was being petty and bitchy.

If my boss was constantly asking how I'm feeling, I'd be annoyed too. Especially if he was expecting me to be cheery, when he's always berating me. That's what Barbie has to deal with.

And Xandi is a bitch too.

I feel for Barbie. Fraser is a very insecure Mean Girl.

I also feel bad for Chef Anthony. He really is in his own head. Poor guy has such low self-esteem.

Another reason to hate Fraser. He pretends to be the Chef's friend, but he's always talking shit behind Anthony's back.

Ugh.

R112 Yup. Barbie is hard-working. She does what she is told. Fraser doesn't get along with her, which is fine. They don't have to be best friends. I work with some people I don't like. What do I do? Put on a fake smile, talk to them about work stuff. It's called being professional. I have not added these to my socials. Why would I? I am close to a couple of people at work, who I trust to talk about everything, even outside work. They are my friends.

Barbie sees through Fraser's bullshit and that's what really pisses him off. She knows he's a lousy chief stew so when she challenges him it sets off his insecurities. I'd love to see him get fired.

So did Barbie quit?

Guest Brandon looks familiar. Has he been on the show before? Those guests were pure trash. The chef is a disaster.

R115. Barbie did not quit. Kerry stepped in and fixed it. For now.

Thanks, R116.

I'm happy to hear that because I like Barbie.

I don't want her or Chef Anthony to leave.

R117. Things aren't looking good for Anthony. He's such a sweet guy but he's floundering and Kerry is not happy. Neither are the guests.

Chicken salad?

The only time those guests looked excited about the food was when the Mac 'n cheese came out. Chicken salad may have been too upscale for them.

Anthony made some amazing meals at the start. I hope he gets a job with a rich family who appreciates his talent, like that creepy chef Adrian. Anthony shouldn't be harassed the way he is. He's vulnerable and sweet and a major talent.

He also knows what's going on among the crew. He is very aware of the fights and the loves.....

[quote] He also knows what's going on among the crew. He is very aware of the fights and the loves.....

Which makes it odd that he's unaware of his own sexuality.

He needs to come out and find a good and supportive boyfriend, and watch his self-confidence increase!

R121. I love Anthony and agree he's a great chef but I wouldn't say he's being harassed. He's just being asked to do his job which means reading the preference sheet and not keeping the guests waiting 40 minutes between courses. It puts the stews in a difficult position and affects the tip.

I'm team Dylan and team Barbie. They're both hard working yet they both got the short end of the stick.

Interesting interview with Ben especially regarding his relationship with Kerry. Might he end up getting fired?

Anthony should tell someone that he can't read - a little help in that area would go a long way!

The lack of communication on this boat is insane. That's one of Barbie's gripes and she's right. Example: Ben should have spoken to Dylan about promoting Sunny before he did it especially since he led Dylan to believe he would be lead deckhand which he shouldn't have done.

These guests are pure trash. Anthony should've just ordered McDonalds and KFC for them and taken the day off.

[quote] The only time those guests looked excited about the food was when the Mac 'n cheese came out. Chicken salad may have been too upscale for them.

I totally understand where they were coming from.

Arepas are a street food. And chicken salad is for lunches, not dinners.

He doesn't read the room properly.

These guests look like they would be impressed by steak and lobster, grilled shrimp, etc.

What people would typically think of as "high end" dining.

Even an elegant pasta would have been good.

And I don't understand why he's so flustered now, as opposed to before.

He was doing great on previous charters. What changed?

I like Anthony so much, but I don't understand the problem.

Then to make everything even worse, that obnoxious queen Brandon had to start stirring up unnecessary drama. And he's a goddamned guest!

What an asshole.

R130 Anthony is deeply insecure. He's talked about it in previous episodes, and when he fails, it makes him doubt himself. Captain Kerry called him out for his mistakes with the previous guests, and it got into his head. Now he's lost his confidence and is in a bad place. I feel bad for him.

Captain Kerry is such a great manager. He calmly, professionally told Fraser to cut the drama queen crap and get back to work, never giving in to Fraser's personal vendetta to get rid of Barbie.

I can't imagine Captain Lee having the intellect or people skills to deal with something like this.

Sunny is a stupid, naive twat and will deserve every minute of heartbreak she gets when Ben tosses her aside for the next hot piece of ass.

God, the girl is vulnerable, believing Ben's bullshit as he literally gropes and kisses the other stew right in front of her.

I cnta' dear.

I really like Kerry too and enjoyed the extra scenes of him with his new girlfriend who is lovely.

Ben to Sunny: “You are the current hole I’m fucking right now and nothing more.”

This season is a DUD (I am on #5) but this captain is awesome- The perfect blend of gruff/kind/sensitive/stern. He IS A GEM!!!!! I am slightly in love.

I felt nothing for him on "Adventure"!

Hope it gets better!

Hmmmmm

I don't mind if Xandi leaves.

She's boring.

Goodbye, Anthony! Go buy some duck bacon.

BENJAMIN! BRING ME THE AX!

Ben looked gorgeous in Xandi's red ensemble. He's never looked better. So who's going next? Barbie, Ben, Xandi or all of the above? Three more charters and more firings to come!

Glad they're not bringing back Chef Ben from the early seasons....insufferable.

I guess the new guy is named Nick Tatlock or something like that.

Poor Anthony.

His self esteem must be completely gone.

The new chef seems nice. First impression of him is good.

Nick is okay.

Anthony was cuter.

Anthony is clearly gay but in denial. He pings like crazy and I swear he and Fraser were flirting early on.

No comment on Scottish Injun's huge cock?

^ He isn't hot at least not how he looks on T.V.. A big cock would help. I didn't see it.

I love Kyle's look.

Clearly, Fraser the bossy bottom loves it too, because he's always trying to make out with Kyle.

Barbie must be jealous, and I think that Fraser does it on purpose just to annoy her.

Speaking of Barbie, I found it weird that she's trying to convert to Judaism, but she's not Jewish. She mentioned that she just loves the different aspects of the religion.

That's kind of unusual for a Latina. Most of them would never give up their Catholic faith.

Fraser is such a cunt.

He kept talking shit behind Chef's back the entire season, and then when the Captain fired Chef Anthony, Fraser gets all boo-hooey and "teary eyes" (more like crocodile tears), and says he "feels bad."

Fraser can fuck right off. With friends like him, who needs enemies?

It's his fault the Chef got fired.

No, it's the chefs fault the chef got fired. I'm starting to loathe Fraser but he had every right to be frustrated with Anthony and report back to the captain. You can love a co worker to pieces but if they're not performing and it's affecting the workplace then they've got to go. Anthony was given multiple chances but just kept sinking.

I like the new chef but I sense trouble ahead. I swear that mixup with the preference sheet for the first meal was staged for dramatic purposes. He seems way too smart to make that mistake.

you just like drunk, chub, anglo blondes.

R153 - Captain Shandy texting from the bar

Please no more Camille - even on the telephone.

R147 Yeah, that blur of Kyle's erect cock was pretty damn big!

The guest who's got the hots for Fraser is sexy as hell, but that whole storyline seems like something the producers created.

I don't buy somebody that cute being into prissy Fraser.

Season 12 is filming with Kerry and Fraser.

Fire Fraser!

He sucks.

Total drama queen, back stabber, and shit stirrer.

And he's a shit Chief Stew on top of that.

#TeamAnthony

R159 Agree! Fraser totally threw Anthony under the bus, then pretended to be heartbroken over his firing.

Fuck that little toothpick-legged prick.

Ben is such an asshole. He treats women like absolute shit, but I'm glad it's finally coming back to bite him in the ass.

He's not even that cute. Give me cute Scottish Kyle and his raging hardon and perky nipples any day over Ben.

Dylan was on WWHL this week, trying his best to steal the spotlight and be witty. He failed.

Ben basically told that French Canadian girl she's a convenience hole, I hope she doesn't keep putting out.

R163 Sunny is a fucking idiot for continuing to suck Ben's cock. She knows full well he's just using her to get his rocks off.

R162. And Rachael Harris, the other WWHL guest that night, was over Dylan before the show even started. He's exhausting and annoying.

R165 Yes. You could tell she was struggling to not roll her eyes whenever he spoke.

WTF is wrong with Barbie, blaming Kyle for her Catholic guilt?

Kyle is a hundred percent right. She's 28 years old. She made the decision to have sex with Kyle. It's not his fault she promised her father she wouldn't be a slut on camera. And yet she's blaming him.

Why do women always blame men for their mistakes, and then expect them to apologize on top of that? I'm so glad I'm gay.

I like the new chef, and I can't believe they hired a 40 year old. Is he the oldest crew member ever on Below Deck? I think he is. Funny thing is that he was probably born in 1983, which isn't very old. But it does highlight just how young the rest of the crew is.

Oh, it's so hilarious how the editing shows all of this drama surrounding the crew, and then cut to Dylan listening to his affirmations. He's such a weirdo, but he's funny.

Chef Ben always looked and acted older than the rest of the crew. I just checked and he's only 43 now which means he was in his 30s when he was on the show.

Fraser is a POS. Glad Kerry saw right through his bitching.

Exactly, R169.

He threw Chef Anthony under the bus, and now he's doing the same thing with the new chef.

What a cunt.

Yea what is Fraser's problem?

Can you imagine Dylan and Nick's room? So much self-involvement and no self awareness......

Nick is a rough looking 40.

What is up with Fraser and that blonde bitch being so cunty to the new chef?

The guests loved his food! They didn't give a shit about "garnish!" Leave the chef alone!

And once again, Sunny fucks Ben.

Next week, we'll probably see her crying again because Ben will show attention to someone else.

What a dumb fucking cunt.

I agree

Sunny is an idiot.

I love Barbie and Kyle together.

Fuck you, Dad.

Kyle's pixilated dick looked H U G E.

Which episode showed Kyle's pixelated cock?

I'd like to go back and watch it.

R178 Two prior episodes. The episode that featured those awful guests who wanted to be called "king and queen."

Kyle hops out of bed with a hardon, and the blur is quite big.

Thanks, R179!

Remember when Sandy called Fraser a cancer last season? Now I see what she means. I thought there were a record number of firings this season. We're near the end and there have been two firings and one resignation.

Sandy is back in the new season. Begins June 03!

Ish Shandy drunk again?

no one wants shandy.

Sandy just got married to a woman who looks half her age.

I'm just catching up on last week's episode, and I can't believe what an absolute CUNT Fraser is being towards the new Chef.

The Chef is absolutely right that Fraser's recommendations are just dumb. The garnishes of "cucumbers" and "cherry tomatoes" would look dumb, cheap, and amateurish. Simple and elegant plating is the way to go on a Super Yacht, which is exactly what the Chef is doing. And most importantly, the guests like his food, which is what really matters.

I get the impression that Fraser doesn't like him for some other reason, which I can't figure out just yet. Maybe Chef reminds him of someone who bullied him in school, or something. But his hatred towards the Chef is irrational.

And now he's getting the Stews on the bandwagon, almost like some sort of Mean Girl clique. I really don't like what I'm seeing.

Then there's that gross slob Paris who does act like a pig and a trucker. It's strange how she mentions the Chef making "inappropriate comments" towards her, but when Fraser calls the three girls bitches and whores, it's all fine? Give me a fucking break. This is why straight guys have such a hard time with straight girls. They have different rules for different people.

And saying that putting mayonnaise gloop on your chicken wrap is hardly inappropriate. Bitch. Xandi said to Paris "You'd never be e Primary Guest," and Paris heard that, but somehow she let the comment slide. Again, a double standard.

So Glad that Captain Kerry called out Fraser's Mean Girl attitude. I'm seeing the exact same thing, and it's clear that Fraser is a major drama queen who starts shit for no reason.

I used to like Fraser, but now I can't stand him. Maybe fame is getting to his head. He starting to act like Kate and Hannah, and hopefully he implodes, just like they did.

This show is just getting worse and worse the longer it goes. There is hardly anyone likable or memorable besides Kyle.

Barbie and Paris were on WWHL and Barbie's parents were in the audience. They seemed very sweet and jolly and not what I was expecting. I like Barbie. She didn't even trash Jill Zarin. Paris was, as expected, a cunt.

Paris is awful.

What an annoying, miserable bitch.

On a positive note, Kyle showed his ass and cock a record number of times!!

Barbie called it a "3rd leg," so it must be big. I don't know how she could not appreciate Kyle in a kilt.

I wish one of the camera people would leak a screen shot.

That would be amazing!

Kyle has an amazing ass and "rudder."

I guess there's no denying that he has a big one.

Who the fuck is a second stew to drizzle green crap all over the chef's plates when he SPECIFICALLY told her not to.

Fuck her, but the real culprit is Fraser.

Fraser has some antiquated, Buttons and Bows Tea Room, watercress sandwich version of how plated meals should look. He emboldened Paris to act like she was in charge of how things looked.

Thank god Kerry sees through Fraser's bullshit..

Kerry...

Kyle...

Who has a rosebud or coin-slot?

The chef is an asshole, but he is still right about what he said. Paris should not be telling him how to do the food. He is the chef, not her. Also, the guests like his food, so I don't see the issue here? Their last few tips have been amazing, it's all due to the chef.

Notice how are the beach picnic the guest said 'tell chef how much we love the food' and Paris muttered 'yeah sure.'. What a witch. Barbie and Xandi don't seem to have an issue with him. Just Fraser and Paris.

Fraser is a devious little bitch, but Captain Kerry is on to him.

Paris is just a miserable cunt, and she only further accentuated her cuntiness on WWHL. The chef has shown remarkable restraint with her. I'd have told her to fuck the hell off. She looked ridiculous, by the way, with those Mariah Carey-style hair extensions. Not that needle-nosed Barbie looked any better in her stupid cat suit.

There's no way Barbie and Kyle will last. He's a good-natured, fun-loving working class bloke and Barbie's a spoiled JAP looking for a rich husband.

I almost feel sorry for Dylan. He's a complete dork loser inside a beautiful body.

Paris thinks it's fine to be snarky and disrespectful to the chef but when the chef gives the snark right back to her then he's abusive towards women. She's a professional victim.

Dylan was saying something......but I fell asleep so I can't remember what it was....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

no mention of kyle's huge bowling balls under his kilt?

R190 I want the uncensored version!

Dreary episode but it was nice to see Ben get into trouble with Kerry.

This felt like a throwaway episode. If it hadn't been for the cabin inspections, it would've only been about salty food.

Ben playing the victim and feeling threatened by Kerry. Hilarious.

Ben is a douchebag and I hop we never have to see him again. He thinks he’s so hot and he’s so NOT.

*hope

Ben ruined this season for me. I could tolerate Fraser’s milquetoast cuntery, but Ben is such a gigantic twat that I had to turn the TV off.

I'd still blow him

and the thick scotch-injun giant meat rested tumescent upon arising turgid upon his belly.

Ben going after his boss after being deservingly reprimanded is career suicide. Who would want to work with him after that.

Team Kerry.......

Crappy season, crappy crew, crappy finale. Kerry was the best thing in it and love how he admitted promoting Ben to bosun was a mistake. Sadly, we'll be stuck with Fraser next season but I hope we never the rest of them again.

Well, at least Barbie confirmed something when she told Kyle, "Quit showing your huge dick!"

Barbie was never serious about Kyle and was just looking for an excuse to break it off. Kyle would have been happier with Fraser.