My neighbor is wearing her hooker shorts

She's sending out the message that her beaver is out of hibernation and open for business.

WWP

Let's see the shorts

Are you worried about the competition?

R3 no I’m worried about maintaining my eyesight.

I’ve been known to throw on some tight fitting shorts then walk up the road.

I lost you at “her”. I was thinking Justin Trudeau until then.

OP, do you live in the ghetto?

I’ve found that a nice set of blinds goes a long way toward sparing me the sight of my neighbors’ lapses in taste.

Was she smoking a Marlboro red and swigging a Mountain Dew?

This thread is nothing without pics.

^ Oh, yeah, and I wanna see cheeks in the pics. Cheeks, OP. Got that?

OP.

No I do not live in the ghetto.

We put on our heels and went out for a walk

OP, did it look like she was smuggling a breakfast ham steak?

If not, those were just church shorts.

what is it with women and shorts - they'll wear the craziest short shorts even when it's super cold, is there some biological reason for it

OP is living in Black Snake Moan. Give Kim Richards and her original nose my best!

Gay man here. I have a neighbor couple like OP. They are a couple of old queens who watch my every visitor. They can tell you every fucking Amazon package I get. It's so fucking annoying. OP get a life.

The neighbor is Wundy Girl, enjoying the warm weather with a walk along the Boulevard Santa Monique in her cutest pair of coochie-cutters.

Cheryl must have been trying to "air out" after a long winter of "confinement."

I really think there is some truth to your reply, r21. I’m sure her pussy has worked itself up into a fuss this winter. All confined n such.

R19 omg I know how to thrive under that type of neighborly surveillance. I’ve had plenty of practice after living next door to Barb. I like to give prying eyes a big eyeful my crazy ass. I go full-on performance mode and display over the top antics for them to enjoy. I love a tuned-in audience!

Who wears short shorts?

Whores wear short shorts!

Only in Oklahoma

I have a sick fantasy…..

Stripping to my underwear and pulling em up into my crack then walking up the street to Quik Trip and back. Crazy I know…..

Is her name Roxanne? Does she put on the red light?

No r27 she’s not boring enough to be the subject of a 45 yr old Police song.

Are your eyelids broken? Your neck? It’s free to look away.

I fucking hate nosy prescriptivists.

OP's neighbor

R30 I only wish!

More like this

Abner! She's doing it again!!

She had another fire on her property the other day I thwarted it by calling 911

Another day on the East Side…

OP, be a gentleman and practice custody of the eyes.

You needn’t look at your neighbors.

And what is a ‘QuikTrip?’

East Hampton

OP = Dottie Hinkle

I have my pride unlike my neighbor

STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Wear twice as much clothing and half as much makeup

To align myself with her I’m pulling my own shorts up into my ass crack.

OP, is your neighbor Tobias Funke?

OP's neighbor is Taryn Manning, looking for some meth and Mountain Dew.