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Marcello Hernandez from SNL

First GenZ cast member, born in 1997.

He's so adorable.

Mother is Cuban and his father is Dominican.

So we know what that means. He's HUNG!

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by Anonymousreply 23March 2, 2024 2:48 PM

Pete Davidson, minus the heroin.

by Anonymousreply 1February 25, 2024 4:43 PM

Shirtless.

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by Anonymousreply 2February 25, 2024 4:44 PM

Nice ass!

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by Anonymousreply 3February 25, 2024 4:45 PM

Marcello is in Bad Bunny's new music video, "I Don't Want To Get Married."

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by Anonymousreply 4February 25, 2024 4:51 PM

He is sexy and funny. I'd love to spend a night with him. I think there's a more recent photo of him from this season where he's shirtless, and there's a nice light trail of hair between his pecs.

by Anonymousreply 5February 25, 2024 4:56 PM

Thicc thighs.

I'd eat his smooth hole.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 25, 2024 5:04 PM

He is sexy as fuck — the whole package.

by Anonymousreply 7February 25, 2024 5:30 PM

He's not going to age well.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 25, 2024 5:34 PM

Any evidence of his suspected big dick?

by Anonymousreply 9February 26, 2024 5:20 PM

Mushy face.

by Anonymousreply 10February 26, 2024 5:30 PM

He's hot.. for SNL.

by Anonymousreply 11February 26, 2024 5:32 PM

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 12February 26, 2024 5:32 PM

Painfully unfunny and looks like a prepubescent child.

by Anonymousreply 13February 26, 2024 9:26 PM

I am sure he and Pete are fucking

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by Anonymousreply 14February 26, 2024 9:28 PM

[quote] looks like a prepubescent child.

Intriguing.

by Anonymousreply 15February 26, 2024 9:33 PM

He's an adorable shorty. He's probably drowning in pussy these days. Good for him.

by Anonymousreply 16February 28, 2024 9:54 PM

R16 I wish he was growing in men too.

by Anonymousreply 17March 2, 2024 12:20 PM

R16 DROWNING !!

by Anonymousreply 18March 2, 2024 12:22 PM

Growing works just as well, r18.

by Anonymousreply 19March 2, 2024 12:23 PM

^ Yes. Realized too late that I should have left it as is.

by Anonymousreply 20March 2, 2024 1:07 PM

I have such a crush on him. Love his deep, raspy voice. I’d like him to ride my cock all night long.

by Anonymousreply 21March 2, 2024 1:29 PM

I like when he imitates his mother telling the Dr. "He dozen hab adhd he jus like to jumpin"

by Anonymousreply 22March 2, 2024 2:47 PM

Anyone ever see him around? After a few drinks you know he's open.

by Anonymousreply 23March 2, 2024 2:48 PM
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