First GenZ cast member, born in 1997.
He's so adorable.
Mother is Cuban and his father is Dominican.
So we know what that means. He's HUNG!
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First GenZ cast member, born in 1997.
He's so adorable.
Mother is Cuban and his father is Dominican.
So we know what that means. He's HUNG!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 9, 2025 4:46 AM |
Pete Davidson, minus the heroin.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 25, 2024 3:43 PM |
Marcello is in Bad Bunny's new music video, "I Don't Want To Get Married."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 25, 2024 3:51 PM |
He is sexy and funny. I'd love to spend a night with him. I think there's a more recent photo of him from this season where he's shirtless, and there's a nice light trail of hair between his pecs.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 25, 2024 3:56 PM |
He is sexy as fuck — the whole package.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 25, 2024 4:30 PM |
Any evidence of his suspected big dick?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 26, 2024 4:20 PM |
Mushy face.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 26, 2024 4:30 PM |
He's hot.. for SNL.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 26, 2024 4:32 PM |
I’d eat his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 26, 2024 4:32 PM |
Painfully unfunny and looks like a prepubescent child.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 26, 2024 8:26 PM |
[quote] looks like a prepubescent child.
Intriguing.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 26, 2024 8:33 PM |
He's an adorable shorty. He's probably drowning in pussy these days. Good for him.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 28, 2024 8:54 PM |
R16 I wish he was growing in men too.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 2, 2024 11:20 AM |
R16 DROWNING !!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 2, 2024 11:22 AM |
Growing works just as well, r18.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 2, 2024 11:23 AM |
^ Yes. Realized too late that I should have left it as is.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 2, 2024 12:07 PM |
I have such a crush on him. Love his deep, raspy voice. I’d like him to ride my cock all night long.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 2, 2024 12:29 PM |
I like when he imitates his mother telling the Dr. "He dozen hab adhd he jus like to jumpin"
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 2, 2024 1:47 PM |
Anyone ever see him around? After a few drinks you know he's open.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 2, 2024 1:48 PM |
Marcello’s very fine ass fully on display here.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 8, 2025 7:09 PM |
It doesn't hurt that he does a lot of scenes with the big zero Jane Wickline - anyone would look good next to her.
When she shows up on WU with her fucking keyboard - I change the channel.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 8, 2025 7:16 PM |
He's annoying as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 8, 2025 7:23 PM |
R1 😆 Lawd you bitches are harsh.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 8, 2025 7:36 PM |
No talent. Ugly and annoying. A waste of space meaning that he’s perfect for SNL.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 8, 2025 8:16 PM |
Michelle is frightfully crownlike and homely in that photo at R24. I thought it was a Munchkin.
As for cubans and huge dicks, meh, I had a cuban lover in my 20s and he was gorgeous and smart and small-dicked.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 8, 2025 8:21 PM |
*clownlike
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 8, 2025 10:11 PM |
He is not even a one-note cast member. He’s a half-note. He thinks shouting at the top of his lungs in a Mexican accent is funny. It’s not.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 8, 2025 10:21 PM |
He's cute but not very good at sketch comedy. All his funny SNL moments have been him doing material from his stand up on Update.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 9, 2025 12:01 AM |
I'd like to suck his fuckin' ass hole.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 9, 2025 2:06 AM |
You can tell from his voice he has a massive dick.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 9, 2025 2:06 AM |
I like him and he’s cute IMO, but I think he needs to develop his sketch delivery and an maturer image still. Give him a few more years, I think he’ll grow into some funnier comedy projects and niche success. SNL should give him a steady skit as the lead—I think he can handle it (eg, as with bringing home the new girlfriends to Latina mom 😚). Plus I wanna see him bulked up more!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 9, 2025 2:08 AM |
Sick ass bod. Smooth and chiseled. He's a fuckin stud bro.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 9, 2025 2:11 AM |
So hot
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 9, 2025 2:14 AM |
[quote] Well he did give Pedro Pascal a hard on.
?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 9, 2025 2:55 AM |
[quote] So we know what that means.
He can speak Spanish!
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