Madonna falls AGAIN

Did she break her hip?

Are those videographers onstage with her the whole show? Are they filming a documentary?

Jesus falls for the third time.

Like an elder falling for the very first time.

You old ass bitches have no right to be falling in public. More than once. Including President Biden...

Oh boy. She's not very spry anymore, is she?

Get up, GrandMAdonna!!!

Someone call Life Alert!!

Madge needs a medic alert necklace. We got my mom one too when she became elderly.

My god, she's OLD!

Every Senior Citizen needs LIFE ALERT!

The beginning of the end. Again.

She's not the one who fell. It was the guy in the heels pulling the chair. Her weight was a factor I'm sure.

Oh to be a fly on the wall during the bitchout that awaited this dancer/furniture mover after this show...

She took it pretty well and it definitely wasn't her fault in this case. She looks really good here, although I hate that hair she has been rocking since 1998. I really wish she would do another style for a while. The shorter, platinum blonde wig she has on during Vogue on this tour is an improvement to the messy long hair seen here. It's so tired!

I hope her ass implants didn't rupture!

It was a 4.3. We felt it down here in Tacoma.

She was not quite there She fell off a horse She fell down some stairs And now she's fallen out of a chair

Death next.

Remember when Courtney Love crashed Madonna's MTV interview with Kurt Loder? I can't find the footage of her actually falling off the stool (feet went up in the air, IIRC), but this is part of it.

It was the '90s and Madonna was in her Gucci outfit with Sharon Tate hairdo, looking beautiful & cool, calm, and collected and SOBER.

Courtney was a mess and was in awe of both Madonna and I think she had a crush on Loder, as well.

The tables have turned!

Courtney must've been high off her tits if she were unable to see any of the purses falling out of Kurt Loder's mouth everytime he spoke.

Did her water break?

R15 One womans ass implants are another womans hip orthotics.

Hopefully the weave serves as similar protection, she was just in a coma.

[quote] Courtney must've been high off her tits if she were unable to see any of the purses falling out of Kurt Loder's mouth everytime he spoke.

We used to call him Kurt LOADer.

That's like saying

Madonna is a SKANK again

[quote]She took it pretty well and it definitely wasn't her fault in this case.

It WAS her fault though. She chose to enter a dark stage, sitting on a chair, being pulled backward by an out-of-shape dancer with the weight of her and her implants.

This is not photoshopped.

Concussions on a dancefloor.

I think she's had a left knee replacement.

I hear they need a new spokeswoman for those Medicare Martha ads.

Medicare Madge has a nice ring to it and would be much safer work for this elderly lady.

This thread is so MESSY!!!

She seemed to have a good sense of humor about it, although she sure snapped her arm away from the camera guy trying to help her afterward.

He's fired.

OP just kill yourself. She didn't fall the dancer dropped her chair. She got up. Her legs look good for an old granny.

Is her pussy still tight?

B.....b...b...b.....but....but.....but Janbot!

And other inane shit the Madge stans will scream on this thread.

“We’re sending help right away, Ms Ciccone”

I can’t stand this hag, but this fall wasn’t so bad. She got up quickly and recovered well. The guy is probably fired, though.

That would be a funny gag, if EMT rushed out. Then they could strip down and start dancing with her. But Madonna has no sense of humor.

A women of her seniority needs to be mindful of hip fractures.

ELDER ABUSE!!!

Get up, Madonna!

We lo.....

Actually, no we don't.

Stay on the floor.

When Madonna falls, we all fall.

She's extremely cheap so you know she's secretly an AARP member since she's now old enough to qualify.

[quote] this fall wasn’t so bad. She got up quickly and recovered well.

Oh good. I thought they might have had to put the old gray mare down.

[quote] The guy is probably fired

If by fired you mean at the bottom of the Hudson tied to a boulder, yes.

[quote] It WAS her fault though. She chose to enter a dark stage, sitting on a chair, being pulled backward by an out-of-shape dancer with the weight of her and her implants.

Was the dancer Christopher Ciccone? Because that would explain a lot.

They should have put tennis balls on the feet of the chair, for stability.

I read this as "Madonna fails AGAIN", but then realized that either title works.

All the rubber from her fake butt saved her real ass.

She appropriately seems to look here like a dead bug on its back.

This is getting to the point that it's almost not even funny anymore. The reality is that she is too old to be doing this at this level anymore, but she is stubborn and will not accept it.

You CUNTS will miss me when I'm gone!

Crying and wailing.

And don't expect to come to my funeral!!!

The Eras Tour and the Renaissance got press nonstop. The Celebration Tour is barely being mentioned at all.

*and The Renaissance Tour

She’s too fat and decrepit to be dragged around in a chair tilted backwards. It’s embarrassing that she won’t retire from being a pop star. She hasn’t had a number one in 23 years. Give up Grandmadonna.

She could do like Bette Midler with the wheelchairs.

Was this a surprise performance? Some of us in Seattle only know she had a show because she fell.

She made bank off me because of format changes from vinyl to cassette to CD to digital.

I want her to fall some more for my amusement. I’ve earned it.

Try a residence in Vegas. The audience is less demanding and you get free shrimp!

OP - I do have to salute you because your thread title and post are very good.

Thank god she has airbags to break the fall

I laughed.

He dropped her, struck a pose, and strutted away. It didn't occur to him to help the old lady up.

Why can't she please just go away?

She was not ready for the fall. Too blind to see, anything at all.

I thought it was "too blind to see the writing on the wall."

R63 *sigh*

Did they have to roll her off stage to hoist her back onto her hooves?

This angle shows the whole fiasco from the audience view. Her male dancer's pumps failed him but that hot cameraman took pity on her. Notice that giant knee wrap and how fast she wanted to sit down. Oh Nana.

The average Madonna fan more than understands about broken hips and knee replacements and bad backs. Why not just do a show where she' sitting down and singing her hits?

The dancer slipped in his heels and badly twisted his ankle before losing his grip on the wheelchair ♿

[quote]Why not just do a show where she' sitting down and singing her hits?

She REFUSES to accept that she's old now and unfuckable.

I'm sure there a Joe Gillis type out there who wants to fuck her. Quite frankly, I don't know why she punishes herself this way or why people actually waste their money to see one of her shows.

Here she is, bitches. BYE.

At some level she wants to be the female Jagger: filling stadiums globally, and working the crowds gymnastically well into her 70s. Seems like literally a stretch.

Grab you a stool, Sugar. Sit on that stool and sing a couple of your songs and call it a night. No one and I mean NO ONE wants to see you strut this way and that way. We get it. You like to walk with attitude. Only thing is, no one is in the mood anymore, doll.

Right now, due to physical injuries that limit her range of movement and some unseen personal struggles, M is infirm in appearance.

I guess I'm just lazy. If I was her age and had her money, I'd be happily retired on some private island enjoying the wonderful food my personal chef prepared for me. But I don't have an insatiable appetite for attention so that's probably where our different approaches to retirement lie.

She doesn’t have the kind of voice where she can sit on a stool and sing. Very few singers can do that. Maybe Sarah Bareilles or Leann Rimes.

R76 Well the, she should sit on a stool and shut up then.

I agree with comments in this thread about this tour having zero publicity. It seems strange. Are they relying on her Instagram? And I suppose Bob The Drag Queen posts about it, too?

[quote] Why not just do a show where she' sitting down and singing her hits?

Because she's not Peggy Lee. Madonna's talent has always been spectacle. Strip all that away and what have you got? She's the pop star equivalent to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

R51 The Renaissance Tour didn't get non-stop press. It was more like crumbs because Taylor's Eras Tour was eclipsing it.

And Blonde Ambition Tour in 1990 got more press than either. This was genuine global press and fascination; not IG and TikTok reels. Blonde Ambition Tour is legendary. She's 65 now; she is decades past her peak, but she can still have a successful tour because she is a legend.

Beyonce holds no sales or touring records. Madonna and Taylor do.

[quote]Because she's not Peggy Lee.

But she's not Madonna any longer either. Who wants to see an old lady falling all over the stage? She not an innovator, she's sad.

Why doesn’t she do like Mariah, and relax on a bed and lipsync while some servants carry her around?

Wellineverinallmylife.