Mike Johnson and Matt Gaetz have lied about their alleged children. Finally, someone does the math.

There is no record of Nestor's mother; no obituary, no grave, no photos, no loving tributes on Facebook on Mother's Day.

Evidence suggests that Gaetz raped Nestor's mother when she was a 13yo, the daughter of the family housekeeper.

Surprise! The people who point at Gays and scream "Groomers!" are actually the groomers

Both Nestor and Mike Johnson's "son" refuse to speak to reporters... Can't imagine why 🤔

Gaetz’s biological kid would look a lot more like a scary Frankenstein monster.

The hot Cuban genes were stronger.

^ I don't believe for one minute Nestor is Gaetz's bio-kid. I've read report's that Nestor's father was located in Cuba

What you believe is irrelevant.

In June 2020 pictures of Mendez, Galban and Gaetz were published on twitter. They included one of Mendez standing in front of what looks like a brand new BMW, with a gift card signed "Love Don + Vicky" - the names of Matt Gaetz parents. It triggered speculation over how long she had known Gaetz, as it congratulated Mendez for 15 years, triggering speculation she had known Gaetz for fifteen years.

So Nestor would have been 15 or16 when Matt was hiring teenage girls to do coke and fuck him and Greenberg in the Bahamas? Where was he hiding? These are normal questions to ask based on known facts.

[quote] So Nestor would have been 15 or16 when Matt was hiring teenage girls to do coke and fuck him and Greenberg in the Bahamas? Where was he hiding? These are normal questions to ask based on known facts.

No, these are not normal questions,

That is so disgusting. And people say Matt's father's commections protected him. His father was a state senator for a decade. Not exactly the coreleones. We're they providing the underage kids for sex to others? They Comet Pizza?

@r6, Your link says nothing more than the women is Nestor's sister

"Detailing the timeline, Gaetz tells PEOPLE Nestor lived with him for around four years after first arriving in Cuba before going to Miami for his junior year and living with his biological father: "Then he turned 18 [and] it was easier for him to just move back with me." (Gaetz declines to specify when exactly he and Nestor's older sister broke up.)

Briefly speaking with PEOPLE while on the phone with Gaetz, Nestor says: "Matt is not my biological father, but he raised me as his own son when I came from Cuba after my mother's death."

Somebody has to follow them around and pick up theirdiscarded drink cups to submit for DNA testing.

Mikey and Matty are both creeps.

Rich, grown man claims to be "single father" to 12 yo brother of ex girlfriend and keeps it a secret until he gets in legal trouble while paying teenage prostitutes to take drugs and fuck him and his scumbag friends. Nothing to see here.

Mikey and Matty are pedos.

r10, Yes it's all a convenient story, "Briefly speaking with People..." Why so brief? It's a huge story for his father? So he chose to live with Gaetz instead of his biological father.

"He raised me as his son" for 4 years, while Gaetz was out drugging young girls.

People Magazine is the ONLY source of the "His mother died of breast cancer in Cuba" line.

[quote]Both stories are full of holes.

Buttholes, Rose.

Totally weird, op. Grifters depend on people who are polite and don't ask questions. But if it doesn't add up? It doesn't add up.

The speaker of the house doesn't have a bank account and relies on his bio son to keep him accountable for his consumption of pornographic material.

Come ON!

@r15, Look, what do you want? There's no proof that Gaetz is Nester's bio-dad and they've both denied it. So, until there's proof one way or another it is what it is

^Forget paternity, I'm questioning the willful, IMO, lack of curiosity of the press. Their own story doesn't make sense even by their own words. At best he met Nestor at age 12-16, "Nestor, he says, is my son in every conceivable way, and I can't imagine loving him any more if he was my own flesh and blood."

Really? After 4 years every CONCEIVABLE way? How about legally? Umm, no, but, he came back to live with me in the Truman Show house before he went to college.

The story only made the press to begin with because Matt raged about being called a racist. This People magazine article was damage control.

I will admit this is the first time I am reading about this because I avoid shit about disgusting Republicans, but how did he meet Nestor in the first place?

Million dollar question, a strange, creepy group of freaks.

R21 - it was his former longtime girlfriend's brother.

This came out years ago - and he was using it as a cover for some racial bullshit - saying "oh I don't know how it's like to raise a minority child?" or some bullshit.

It's weird AF - he's using them to throw off a scent. Remember Gaetz was supposedly quickly married to that young woman from California whose right wing brother started Oculus? What happened to her? You never see her.

Oculus. A meta connection.

I will come clean. I am Nestor's biological mother.

Interestingly - Matt Gaetz does not have a wikipedia page. It's been completely removed. How the fuck does that happen?

r26 Sure, Jan.

Matt's father, Daddy Gaetz, (yeah, that's what they really call him) is very powerful within the state of Florida. What power he has outside the state remains to be seen

This guy lays it out nicely.

TL;DR, If it doesn't make sense, it's not true

He’s dirty. I want him exposed. Two faced lying creep. No single hetero man takes in anyones kid. The kid is HIS. Daddy Gaetz put this all together. Made Matt take the kid in and provided him lies. He didn’t want Matt’s political career ruined by fucking and impregnating a child.

^ At least Nestor doesn't look a bit like Frankenstein

R30 - nah - I think the 15 years was a celebration of how long she had been in the US or something.

He's a piece of shit - but I don't think he impregnated a 13 year old.

Particularly when his 'son' lived with his known biological dad in the Miami area during his junior year of high school.

Mike Johnson’s story is, if anything, more sinister because he apparently abandoned the boy he fake-adopted once he got married.

^Yes, and even fewer questions asked about it. Why isn't TMZ following him around like Paris Hilton?

r32, Ok, let's go with your theory. Matt Gaetz, rich, entitled, irresponsible party boy suddenly adopts but doesn't adopt a 12 year old Cuban boy that he never met that's the brother of a girl he breaks up with after his parents give her a 50k car.

This "biological father" of Nestor that people speak of, who exactly is he, and what does he have to say about his "son" now being part of Matt Gaetz's "family"?

[QUOTE]I think the 15 years was a celebration of how long she had been in the US or something.

It probably refers to Quinceañera, the Hispanic version of a Bat Mitzvah or American Sweet 16, a symbolic passage to womanhood. Big celebrations with even bigger gowns.

It's so curious Daddy and Momma Gaetz presented her with a BMW. Maybe I'm misunderstanding the situation, but rich people do not gift teens who aren't bound by some blood relation a $50K car. And they certainly don't buy luxury cars for the help or their offspring.

All very curious. Interesting Rick Wilson retweeted the thread. He's former GOP, a political operative, lives in Tallahassee, 5th generation Floridian who knows the players and their history and actively *loathes* Gaetz Sr. and Jr. Wonder how much detail he knows and put this out there as some tacit acknowledgement that there's more than a kernel of truth to the story.

No Wikipedia article ? How does this happen

I am curious because Hunter Biden who serves no role in the federal government is obsessively and relentlessly pursued.

Hold up people. No one has laid out the Mike Johnson tea, this is the first I’m hearing about his son, what’s the bottom line on his shenanigans? They are both so gross.

Too psychotic to keep track of

r38 Try to keep up.

[quote] Evidence suggests that Gaetz raped Nestor's mother when she was a 13yo, the daughter of the family housekeeper.

I saw this play out on an episode of The Closer!

Daddy Gaetz spends a lot of money to keep people quiet about things they know about Matt. Keeping Nestor's bio-family quiet is chump change for him

Never mind, read fully the OP, I cannot believe all of this — clearly Johnson has secrets too!!! And I agree, where the fuck are our journalists on this shit?!????

His page is up.

what the hell is wrong with Florida?

all too disturbing for words.

Mike Johnson apparently "adopted" (he was never actually legally adopted) his son when he was 25 or so and still single.

Shortly before Mike met his wife, he adopted/didn't adopt the 14yo kid, now 40. The boy has never been questioned/interviewed. Mike has given 3 different versions of the timeline.

"Michael would never hurt a child", is a story we've heard before.

One day they're going to find Mike Johnson dead from autoasphyxiation with didos stuffed in his mouth and ass wearing a two-piece Dale Evans swimsuit... With fringe

^ *dildos* 🙄

Johnson is affiliated with a religious group with a history of harassment allegations. They pay off accusers and make them sign NDAs. That may explain why his adopted son won’t talk to the media even though they are apparently estranged.

"Daddy, why did you send my black not-brother away? Also, what's this porn alert about?"

Mike Johnson also has ties to Paul Pressler, a bigwig in Southern Baptist circles and a serial sexual predator who targeted boys and young men

Mike Johnson is literally gayer than I am. He’s probably sucked cock in a parking lot.

NDAs can't be enforced to cover the commission of a crime, but I'm sure the victims don't know this and Southern Baptist's slick lawyers smooth talked them into believing otherwise or threatened them.

Mike's live-in "adoptee" apparently has a family as well as legal problems in California (illegal growing and selling IIRC), so unless it's made worthwhile for him to tell what he knows, he ain't coming forward.

r45 We no longer have a press. We have sycophants and stenographers for Republicans.

We don’t like the press or late night talk show appearances. Everything has to be a carefully crafted narrative of BULLSHIT.

We should hold a father/son picnic for Mike, Matt, and their "sons"

I live in New Orleans.

Mike Johnson and the black child he adopted: The Johnsons plural didn’t take custody of a 14 yr old Black child in 1997 - because Mike met Kelly in 1998 & married her in 1999.

Mike Johnson was a single 25 yr old law student when he formed whatever relationship he had with 14 yr old ‘Michael’.

“Young Life” where Mike Johnson met 14 yr old adoptee Michael is an Evangelical organization targeting high school age kids. Anti LGBTQ. Not an adoption organization.

Something fishy's going on here? Ya think.

Rumor here is? Phoenix and Rawhide 2010 Bar. On the pool table....Hmmmm. Somebody(or somebodies) knows for sure. Thinking they might be afraid of death threats etc.

^ "(He's a bottom )"

No shit, he also looks like every youth minister/bible camp counselor I ever encountered in my youth 😬

Look at the kid's hand placement. Such a confident posture afforded by Christ!

Kitara is accusing another GOPig of being a pedo, just 'cause he follows a bunch of kids on IG and maybe sexted with a couple of them. Jeesh, can't a self-loathing closet case have friends?

But but, we can’t ever be direct about anything, even our backgrounds. Everything is a carefully crafted narrative of bullshit.

r60, Thank you for a story that makes sense. Billiards aside, what questions have been asked about this organization? Too bad you're not a reporter with the NYT.

Gaetz doesn’t look quite real. He’s like some kind of slightly wonky AI generative image.

I am disappointed because Geatz was my type but that behaviour should not be tolerated. It reminds me of other closeted right wingers. I worry about their children now... ugh.

Remember, Kevin McCarthy thinks Gaetz is going to jail.

All dead end roads lead to Merrick Garland. It's not a crime if the AG doesn't charge it. And it looks like they narrowed the scope of his crimes to just one event. Not all the drugs, whores and trips all over the place, Bahamas, Cuba, Keys, with other GOPigs.

An unnamed ex-girlfriend testified in front of a grand jury about Matt's actions in 2017-2018, she asked for immunity before testifying. Why? What crimes might she be guilty of, drugs, guns, theft, prostitution? I'm sure it wasn't a parking ticket.

Partygoers would share drugs like ecstasy and cocaine, and "some had sex," the report said, adding that after some of the parties money was sent to some attendees. CNN said it had viewed digital receipts showing that Gaetz and his associate Joel Greenberg used payment apps "to send hundreds of dollars to at least one woman who attended the parties."

Where are the pictures of him at Nestor's baseball games?

[QUOTE]An unnamed ex-girlfriend testified in front of a grand jury about Matt's actions in 2017-2018, she asked for immunity before testifying. Why?

She could have been procuring underage girls for Gaetz and Greenberg. Epstein's teens did it once the aged out.

Gaetz is your type.

Good God.

Guess we know who Madison Cawthorn was talking about when he said a fellow congressman invited him to an orgy.

[quote]I am disappointed because Geatz was my type

Ugh, but I do like the dorky look of a young Mike Johnson. That picture of him in the white t-shirt and jeans...

Is inviting a paraplegic to an orgy considered inclusiveness or a kink spectacle?

It's an extra place to place serving trays.

Does Madison Squaregarden's penis work at all?

Cawthorn was invited solely so they could put a tray on his lap for somewhere to put your drinks while fucking.

On day 1 of the second Biden term, Merrick Garland needs to be thanked for his service and given a one way bus ticket to Pacoima. Put someone in as AG that will be a shitkicker and start charging some of these criminals.

R63, interesting that Ryan Cook worked for Ron DeSantis, the guy who is so concerned with "child grooming"

^ Every scumbag in Florida has "worked" with Ron DeSantis and his wife Tacky-O. We know now that they hang with the swingers Moms for Liberty. I'm beginning to think that the whole power structure of Florida is a cover for a sleazy sex ring

None of these people are fuckable. Not without being paid for the degradation.

R82 I disagree. Ron Desantis is a cutie.

^ You're a sick troll 🤮

@r81, Here are the ringleaders...

@r63, "Cook worked for the 2022 DeSantis campaign"

Hahahaha, and the Florida sex swamp just got a little deeper

Prominent DeSantis donor dies in apparent suicide during sexual misconduct probe: report

Ryan appears to be Texas-based and is running for a precinct chair in Nogadoches County.

The interesting question is why was Santos even poking around Ryan's Instagram to begin with? How did he know about him? Ryan sounds somewhat obscure.

^ Because queens are naturally nosy 🙄

R88 r89

Oh dear me, I thought Nestor was his little Puto.

I need to familiarize myself with the face of the cunt Kelly Johnson, just in case I see her, we would shop at the same places. I would yell out Show me the Money, are your taxes in order bitch! Not the bitch, but I would say the rest. Bitch equating gay with bestiality, I hope she gets pancreatic cancer, ask Jesus to save you bitch.

[quote] I am disappointed because Geatz is my type

My God, and I thought I had problems…

While we're asking questions about things that don't make sense and the media ignores, Virginia Giuffre. She states that she worked at Mar-a Lago from age 14-16, her father was a maintenance man there too. She was a locker room attendant (nudity, FL labor laws???). She says she met Maxwell outside the locker room while she was reading a massage book. Period the end. No follow up questions by anyone.

What was her relationship with Trump? Do you think he just watched a 16yo, who wants to learn massage, walk across the street to Epstein's without asking for something in return? He wouldn't hand someone a napkin without expecting something back. No one has asked her, to my knowledge, a single question about Trump. WTF?

^ Alan Dershowitz

Slap yourself, r67, repeatedly.

I ONLY RECEIVED ONE MASSAGE FROM AN OLD RUSSIAN WOMAN. AND SHE STAYED FULLY CLOTHED THE ENTIRE TIME!!!

One can only imagine the kompromat that they all have on each other. In the Ghastlyne Netflix doc, someone says, it's like living on yacht where you can have anything you want as long as you don't get off the boat. If you do, they drown you.

It's all so sordid.

[QUOTE]Rep. Matt Gaetz’s future sister-in-law appears to have had more than enough of the Florida congressman, posting three TikTok videos in the last two days slamming him as “weird and creepy” and “a literal pedophile.” Roxanne Luckey…was sharply critical of the congressman and his [alleged] treatment of young women, saying she “unfortunately was not surprised” to have learned Gaetz was under federal investigation for alleged sex crimes

[QUOTE].In her second video, posted Monday night, Luckey apologized for using the term “pedophilia,” and said the better word to use would be “ephebophilia,” i.e., attraction to mid-to-late adolescents.

^I bet that leads to some awkward Thanksgiving dinners.

Paging Olivia Benson and the Special Victims Unit!!

He has psycho eyes.

Someone think of the children! It’s all that Joe Biden! They all have all kinds of evidence. I saw it on Newsmax!

I think Matt Gaetz looks like Scarlet Johenson's SNL husband. Same teeth.

@r102, "He has psycho eyes."

Kind of goes with the rest of him

[quote]I ONLY RECEIVED ONE MASSAGE FROM AN OLD RUSSIAN WOMAN.

I EM NOTT OLT!

OR RUSHIN.

I totally overlooked the fact that he gave one his coke whores a job. Shouldn't this be the headline?

I'm curious about these orgies-were they all naked and in a pile? Or did they have a drugged/passed out teenager that they took turns raping? If they were in a pile, that's more likely to include gay stuff...We need details!

So "Christian"

Now I need a shower