Ode to a Mouseboy by Josh Brolin

Are they fucking? Did Ratboy offer his bony, clap-infested hole to him?

Your features: roDENtine. Your scrawny arms remind me

To buy a stirring stick, and some

TurPENtine.

Your ass is pancake and not plump.

I have to admit I wasn’t expecting this development.

Still no love letters from Kylie.

Your face is etched by adolescence

And there will be no movie roles for you once that adolescence washes away

I'm not sure how to interpret this: Chalamet made big cow eyes at Brolin, Brolin thinks Chalamet is going to offer him something (hole) and Brolin is not sure he wants it or perhaps thinks his age will render him impotent or inflexible.

Well, that’s all kinds of weird.

How would a DL poem to Timmy go?

I don’t know about inflexible. Josh Brolin is the moron who received major sunburn on his anus when that “sunning your privates” trend hit.

🤣🤣 what R9? Seriously?

Joshie has certainly had his share of problems, but he often looks hot as fuck even now, appears to be a nudist, and has a great ass he doesn’t mind showing off.

Is he coming out as part of his middle-aged crisis?

Do I really need to say it?

R9

[quote]”my pucker hole is crazy burned”

Does anyone know how to get vomit out of a raw silk blouse?

Josh Brolin's breath is used by Orkin for their hard-to-manage infestations.

I'd watch Josh riding mouseboy's smooth ass.

I want to make sure I understand this - the poem was written to be part of a coffee table book of photos (or something like that), but it’s NOT a joke? It’s not part of an SNL skit involving a 9th grade English class or something like that?

The hottest part of this is that Armie Hammer thirst commented on a post about this. That’s a tag team I’d pay big bucks to watch plow Timothee’s sweet willowy ass.

Perhaps I can be of some help?

Can I get out of the contract now?

Omg, he must be drinking again.

Oy vey- I'm surrounded!

[quote] Armie Hammer thirst commented on a post about this.

Who?

🪱♥️🚀EVEN THE STRAIGHT HOT DADDY JOSH BROLIN IS MESMERIZED AND CAPTIVATED BY TIMMY, THE KWISATZ HADERACH OF OUR HEARTS 🚀❤️🪱

Josh has excellent taste in boy pussy 👅…the boy pussy of 👑PRINCE TIMMY👑

That fucking narcissistic, rodent-faced fuckwad. Such trash.

^^^♥️❤️♥️THAT FUCKING NARCISSISTIC RODENT FACED FUCKWAD LIVES IN YOUR TINY GREASY LITTLE BRAIN UGGO MATT😘😘😘

The worrisome possible gift is Mouseboy's still raging chlamydia infection. Josh is over his "anything can be cured, let's fuck" stage.

Crack c0caine?

"Lips of a certain poetry...that need to suck my cock the way my wife can't "

Josh wants that big tight Timmy hole.

R30: I made it less tight.

He is as good a poet as he is an actor.

Did Josh just come out?

R33 ALL men are gay for 😉👅🍆TIMMY🍆👅😘

DLers are not human. They’re brutal!

Odd. I thought the name "Mouseboy" for Timothée was a Datalounge-ism, not necessarily something the wider public would use. (And I asked myself, does Josh Brolin frequent the DL?)

It's not something I'd be familiar with, since I mostly ignore Timothée Chalamet. I've never seen any of his films.

“Mouseboy” is one the several nicknames for Timothee Chalamet that is made up by one the most hideous and crazy long time DL loons Matt Anscher.

He’s got a grudge against Timmy that goes all the way back to Call Me By You Name, which overshadowed another great gay movie that came out at the same time, God’s Own Country.

Matt Anscher is ugly, unfuckable, unloved and unwanted.

Mouseboy and Rodent Face, etc., have been used by many people here, in spite of what fuckhead queen R26 is claiming, because he looks like the spitting image of a rat.

Seethe Matt….SEETHE

Your mother hated you from the moment you were born, didn’t she?

Sad to be so in love with this thing--tell me, R39, how much you'd love to lick Rat Boy's shitty anus!

Lick it, queen, lick it!

When you were being molested Matt….was that the last time that you had felt another human’s touch on your grotesque carcass? Your mother didn’t stop it because she was glad that you were being hurt.

[quote]I'd watch Josh riding mouseboy's smooth ass.

The stallion rides the rider?

Tell me, R41, how much you would love to gargle with Rat Boy's shit, you sleazy scat queen.

Has nobody on DL noticed the Timothee Lookalike who has popped up on the webcam sites? This is a screen shot.

No Matt…if I with Timmy I would kiss him on the forehead and talk about music and the art of acting.

Your thoughts are so violent and disgusting because you are violent and disgusting.

No one likes you. No one loves you. No one will care when you die.

R41 dreams of rolling the nuggety chunks of corn-encrusted feces from Rat Boy around in his mouth before deliriously swallowing, proud that she never once gagged.

Suck his sphincter, loser R45.

Loser R45 must be so broken-hearted to lose Rat Boy to Kunt Kardashian. Poor loser.

Ta-ta, Loser R45. Here's where I get off--with the last word. Bye, cunt!

You’ll be back Matt

Timmy lives inside your rancid brain

There’s no escaping Timmy

A treasure to most people…a nightmare to you

This could have been a fun thread. But not it's ugly and nasty.

Fags!

r52 You're just jealous you only have Barry Keoghan.

R18- Armie is a bottom too

Well we know who he’s spending Valentine’s Day with and it’s not Kylie.