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Ode to a Mouseboy by Josh Brolin

Your face is etched by adolescence.

Your cheekbones jump toward

what are youth-laden eyes that slide down

a prominent nose and onto lips of a certain poetry.

And the way you hold my gaze

makes me fear my own age

because something in me tells me

you are going to offer me something and,

for now,

I'm not sure

it's going to be


I want anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 55February 13, 2024 1:20 PM

Are they fucking? Did Ratboy offer his bony, clap-infested hole to him?

by Anonymousreply 1February 12, 2024 3:24 PM

Your features: roDENtine. Your scrawny arms remind me

To buy a stirring stick, and some


by Anonymousreply 2February 12, 2024 4:17 PM

Your ass is pancake and not plump.

by Anonymousreply 3February 12, 2024 4:24 PM

I have to admit I wasn’t expecting this development.

by Anonymousreply 4February 12, 2024 4:27 PM

Still no love letters from Kylie.

by Anonymousreply 5February 12, 2024 4:38 PM

Your face is etched by adolescence

And there will be no movie roles for you once that adolescence washes away

by Anonymousreply 6February 12, 2024 4:42 PM

I'm not sure how to interpret this: Chalamet made big cow eyes at Brolin, Brolin thinks Chalamet is going to offer him something (hole) and Brolin is not sure he wants it or perhaps thinks his age will render him impotent or inflexible.

by Anonymousreply 7February 12, 2024 5:11 PM

Well, that’s all kinds of weird.

How would a DL poem to Timmy go?

by Anonymousreply 8February 12, 2024 5:24 PM

I don’t know about inflexible. Josh Brolin is the moron who received major sunburn on his anus when that “sunning your privates” trend hit.

by Anonymousreply 9February 12, 2024 5:51 PM

🤣🤣 what R9? Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 10February 12, 2024 6:22 PM

Joshie has certainly had his share of problems, but he often looks hot as fuck even now, appears to be a nudist, and has a great ass he doesn’t mind showing off.

Is he coming out as part of his middle-aged crisis?

by Anonymousreply 11February 12, 2024 6:46 PM

Do I really need to say it?

by Anonymousreply 12February 12, 2024 6:57 PM


[quote]”my pucker hole is crazy burned”

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by Anonymousreply 13February 12, 2024 7:01 PM

Does anyone know how to get vomit out of a raw silk blouse?

by Anonymousreply 14February 12, 2024 7:03 PM

Josh Brolin's breath is used by Orkin for their hard-to-manage infestations.

by Anonymousreply 15February 12, 2024 7:04 PM

I'd watch Josh riding mouseboy's smooth ass.

by Anonymousreply 16February 12, 2024 7:08 PM

I want to make sure I understand this - the poem was written to be part of a coffee table book of photos (or something like that), but it’s NOT a joke? It’s not part of an SNL skit involving a 9th grade English class or something like that?

by Anonymousreply 17February 12, 2024 7:10 PM

The hottest part of this is that Armie Hammer thirst commented on a post about this. That’s a tag team I’d pay big bucks to watch plow Timothee’s sweet willowy ass.

by Anonymousreply 18February 12, 2024 7:24 PM

Perhaps I can be of some help?

by Anonymousreply 19February 12, 2024 7:55 PM

Can I get out of the contract now?

by Anonymousreply 20February 12, 2024 10:15 PM

Omg, he must be drinking again.

by Anonymousreply 21February 12, 2024 11:19 PM

Oy vey- I'm surrounded!

by Anonymousreply 22February 12, 2024 11:47 PM

[quote] Armie Hammer thirst commented on a post about this.


by Anonymousreply 23February 12, 2024 11:54 PM


Josh has excellent taste in boy pussy 👅…the boy pussy of 👑PRINCE TIMMY👑

by Anonymousreply 24February 13, 2024 12:16 AM

That fucking narcissistic, rodent-faced fuckwad. Such trash.

by Anonymousreply 25February 13, 2024 12:26 AM


by Anonymousreply 26February 13, 2024 12:53 AM

The worrisome possible gift is Mouseboy's still raging chlamydia infection. Josh is over his "anything can be cured, let's fuck" stage.

by Anonymousreply 27February 13, 2024 1:01 AM

Crack c0caine?

by Anonymousreply 28February 13, 2024 1:11 AM

"Lips of a certain poetry...that need to suck my cock the way my wife can't "

by Anonymousreply 29February 13, 2024 1:22 AM

Josh wants that big tight Timmy hole.

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by Anonymousreply 30February 13, 2024 1:54 AM

R30: I made it less tight.

by Anonymousreply 31February 13, 2024 1:55 AM

He is as good a poet as he is an actor.

by Anonymousreply 32February 13, 2024 1:56 AM

Did Josh just come out?

by Anonymousreply 33February 13, 2024 2:05 AM

R33 ALL men are gay for 😉👅🍆TIMMY🍆👅😘

by Anonymousreply 34February 13, 2024 2:11 AM

DLers are not human. They’re brutal!

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by Anonymousreply 35February 13, 2024 2:12 AM

Odd. I thought the name "Mouseboy" for Timothée was a Datalounge-ism, not necessarily something the wider public would use. (And I asked myself, does Josh Brolin frequent the DL?)

It's not something I'd be familiar with, since I mostly ignore Timothée Chalamet. I've never seen any of his films.

by Anonymousreply 36February 13, 2024 3:49 AM

“Mouseboy” is one the several nicknames for Timothee Chalamet that is made up by one the most hideous and crazy long time DL loons Matt Anscher.

He’s got a grudge against Timmy that goes all the way back to Call Me By You Name, which overshadowed another great gay movie that came out at the same time, God’s Own Country.

Matt Anscher is ugly, unfuckable, unloved and unwanted.

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by Anonymousreply 37February 13, 2024 4:17 AM

Mouseboy and Rodent Face, etc., have been used by many people here, in spite of what fuckhead queen R26 is claiming, because he looks like the spitting image of a rat.

by Anonymousreply 38February 13, 2024 4:40 AM

Seethe Matt….SEETHE

Your mother hated you from the moment you were born, didn’t she?

by Anonymousreply 39February 13, 2024 5:05 AM

Sad to be so in love with this thing--tell me, R39, how much you'd love to lick Rat Boy's shitty anus!

Lick it, queen, lick it!

by Anonymousreply 40February 13, 2024 5:09 AM

When you were being molested Matt….was that the last time that you had felt another human’s touch on your grotesque carcass? Your mother didn’t stop it because she was glad that you were being hurt.

by Anonymousreply 41February 13, 2024 5:26 AM

[quote]I'd watch Josh riding mouseboy's smooth ass.

The stallion rides the rider?

by Anonymousreply 42February 13, 2024 5:31 AM

Tell me, R41, how much you would love to gargle with Rat Boy's shit, you sleazy scat queen.

by Anonymousreply 43February 13, 2024 5:42 AM

Has nobody on DL noticed the Timothee Lookalike who has popped up on the webcam sites? This is a screen shot.

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by Anonymousreply 44February 13, 2024 5:48 AM

No Matt…if I with Timmy I would kiss him on the forehead and talk about music and the art of acting.

Your thoughts are so violent and disgusting because you are violent and disgusting.

No one likes you. No one loves you. No one will care when you die.

by Anonymousreply 45February 13, 2024 5:48 AM

R41 dreams of rolling the nuggety chunks of corn-encrusted feces from Rat Boy around in his mouth before deliriously swallowing, proud that she never once gagged.

by Anonymousreply 46February 13, 2024 5:48 AM

Suck his sphincter, loser R45.

by Anonymousreply 47February 13, 2024 5:48 AM

Loser R45 must be so broken-hearted to lose Rat Boy to Kunt Kardashian. Poor loser.

by Anonymousreply 48February 13, 2024 5:49 AM

Ta-ta, Loser R45. Here's where I get off--with the last word. Bye, cunt!

by Anonymousreply 49February 13, 2024 5:50 AM

You’ll be back Matt

Timmy lives inside your rancid brain

There’s no escaping Timmy

A treasure to most people…a nightmare to you

by Anonymousreply 50February 13, 2024 5:55 AM

This could have been a fun thread. But not it's ugly and nasty.

by Anonymousreply 51February 13, 2024 8:07 AM


by Anonymousreply 52February 13, 2024 12:34 PM

r52 You're just jealous you only have Barry Keoghan.

by Anonymousreply 53February 13, 2024 12:45 PM

R18- Armie is a bottom too

by Anonymousreply 54February 13, 2024 1:13 PM

Well we know who he’s spending Valentine’s Day with and it’s not Kylie.

by Anonymousreply 55February 13, 2024 1:20 PM
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