BEYONCE IS DROPPING AN ALL-COUNTRY ALBUM

We been known

The Queen has dabbled in country before most notably with her highly acclaimed Daddy Lessons song from Lemonade and its live performance with the legendary Dixie Chix at the 2016 CMAs. Even songs like Irreplaceable a have a lite country flavor.

4 threads on this shit and a total of 12 replies LOL

Her career has peaked.

Oh, gee, oh

The songs aren’t good

She’s reimagining country music

R6 Twitter is revising history and saying black people are solely responsible for inventing country music

Country music started with the banjo, and the banjo is derived from a West African instrument that would never have been popularized if it weren't for the fact that it was imported by black slaves. So there is a credible case for that, R7.

The Queen of Cultural Appropriation strikes again!

R8 right. Blacks invented country and jazz. Stay mad Trumpster.

Now I get why she wore the stupid cowboy hat with the blonde wig to the Grammys.

It’s sports teams. Banjo= Blacks 1, Whites 0

R8 do you credit whites with anything positive? Just give us one thing, just say one.

Sick of hearing about this overrated bitch

[quote][R8] do you credit whites with anything positive? Just give us one thing, just say one.

The Magna Carta.

Make Beyonce and Taylor go away.

Country music is the whitest music out there. No matter who inventered the banjo, the genre really took hold when hillbillies started yodeling back in the 1920s or so. For further information check out Ken Burns documentary series on country music.

I have seen the Ken Burns documentary series and in fact, that is where I got my information, R17.

R13 Of course I do. Whites created Western civilization— thank God.

Whites created our modern judicial system. They invented ships, electricity. I love white people.

[quote] No matter who inventered the banjo

Although I am not surprised that a Trumptard would feel the urgent need to swat the question aside, "who invented the banjo" DOES matter to the topic at hand.

[quote]Whites created Western civilization— thank God.

I can agree with that. Unless you are conflating the term Western Civilization with "western culture." In which case, you are dead wrong, Teacake.

[quote] BrickPollitt

Dumb cunt

[quote] Whites created our modern judicial system. They invented ships, electricity. I love white people.

You ARE white people.

They also invented line dancing, Cinnabon, and wine bars. Yeah for white people!

Based on her last album, the media and her crazy fans will claim this album will "bring back country" and "the most popular album of the year", all while Taylor outsells her 4 to 1.

Tina Turner did it better.

R25 what is your obsession with race and Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is having her moment and is under 40 and blue eyes and blonde. Beyonce has been in the game 25 years and just completed a tour that generated over 700 mil. She has some of the biggest songs in pop history and is the most Grammy awarded person of all time. Are you ok?

R25 No one ever said Lemonade will be the most popular when Drake dropped his album around the same time lol. We know the Queen is thinking about quality and legacy not current pop tastes.

R27, I never mentioned race. Are you ok? And you're describing Taylor as having "a moment"? Being A-list for like 15 years is not "a moment". If that's a moment, then Beyonce was a blip.

Make Beyonce and Taylor go away.

R27 needs to seek psychiatric evaluation.

R29 It’s okay to be apart of the Tay Hive. She is cute. I love that she got Trump shaking in his boots.

NEVER analyze or critique Beyoncé or any black woman! Feel free to tear Taylor Swift and all those nasty white Karen women to shreds or any white people really, but don’t dare say an ill word towards a black! That be racist!!!

[quote] Are you ok?

We're fine, Teacack. You're the one who needs psychiatric help.

Tear them both down. So sick of them both and their acolytes.

[quote] [R8] do you credit whites with anything positive? Just give us one thing, just say one.

Whites have demonstrated pathological persistence in minimizing, to the point of erasing, the contributions of Blacks in building this so-called great nation and its culture.

Is persistence a positive attribute?

R31 I see a shrink once a week. He is well; he sends his love to you.

You don't have the money for that. You need a 5150.

R38 Don’t tell me what I have the money for. I have healthcare and make over 100K. You are dismissed for today.

"All Night" was my favorite track from 'Lemonade.' It has a vaguely country feel to it. If she sticks to that Tina Turner/Stevie Nicks vibe it may have a shot.

She’d be better off if she could drop the orgasm noises for an entire song

If we’re going to start claiming the absurd, such as Black people inventing country music because of importing banjos, wouldn’t it be true that white people invented country music for importing blacks?

Mystery solved: Blacks = 0. Whites = Everything. LOL!

R42 Don’t ever and I mean ever disrespect and belittle my race that way. You are on timeout for today. You mines well be a Trumpster if you think that analogy works.

R43 said to R42 “boi, you iz gettin on my last nerve”

Now what we ain’t gonna do…

R42 where’s the lie?

I'm just rolling my eyes at people like R42. At this point, it's not even offensive, it's just idiotic. Like, a sizable number of people are doing a kind of reverse step-n-fetchit in fealty to a reality game show host who got himself elected president on a technicality. These people are too stupid to constitute a threat to anyone. It's actually kind of hilarious.

We’re not Trump voters. we’re just sane moderate Democrats and liberals, who are self aware enough to not want to go to the other extreme in our own party. But you can have fun with your reparations, trans toddlers, and scat pride parade.

Either you voted for Trump or you didn't, dummy.

If you are talking all that shit and you DIDN'T vote for Trump, then you are a eunuch with no credibility.

So which is it?

R49 are you ESL?

*rolls eyes*

Like I said, complete stupidity. It's not even offensive, it's just dumb.

People are laughing at you and your ilk, R50. It's important that you know that.

Oh my the correct phrase is “what we ain’t GON’ do.”

I would love to teach a reading comprehension class to my beautiful elder gays.

R51 more like cackling. I’m not too concerned what a bunch of histrionic incest and fagbash survivors think of me.

R52 I think you mean Ebonics

[quote]I’m not too concerned what a bunch of histrionic incest and fagbash survivors think of me.

Mmmmmm.

Very convincing.

Idiot.

This latest album reeks of Gaga's country attempt. Bey is grasping around and trying to find something that hits as she continues to slide.

Her shtick is getting old: revolving producers; image-heavy product that will translate well for the upcoming cash grab, ahem, tour; forgettable music; meaningless, pseudo-cultural statements (BLM, gay techno, country revival, etc.) mixed in with some navel-gazing, bland relationship lyrics thrown in; with a topping of wall-to-wall PR. None of the albums are cohesive with the ones issued before or whatever Beyonce's image is supposed to be now. She's become a human Cirque du Soleil - enjoyable but empty entertainment for the masses that switches things up every season to keep the $$$ rolling in.

She really should have just gone away for a while to regroup. She was at the very top, pop culture-wise, and now her star has faded (flagging tour sales, the speed in which her tour movie disappeared). The slippage must feel all too real with Taylor's mega year. Some might think they should not be compared as their fanbases mostly do not overlap. But both are vying for the mainstream market opportunities.

R56 Except these songs have way stronger melodies and hooks. Gaga’s album was more folksy while this is clearly country pop with the Queen’s soulful vocals.

Of course many on here are not even going to give it a chance because it is the Queen.

R56, I almost forgot that her tour movie quickly fell out of the top 3. Of course, it was hyped to death so it did well the first couple of weeks.

R56 Nothing about the Queen’s music is meaningless. NOTHING.

🎶 Doing everything they said you couldn’t do 🎼

R57 And I say that as someone who thinks Gaga is only one of these gals on the Queen’s level talent wise.

Didn't Gaga already do this with Joanne? Gaga also beat Bey to the 90s house concept album with Chromatica.

Not saying Bey is copying her, but that's a little weird.

That said, I am not much of a Bey fan but I actually like that 16 Carriages song.

Oops! I hadn't read the entire thread yet and just saw that the Gaga thing has already been discussed.

Sorry about that.

Something else they can snub her for......

Wow. Imagine Jay-Z's tantrum when Bey doesn't win an armful of ACM awards, or whatever they're called for country music.

She may do well with country music. She doesn't need to do the blonde wig and cowboy hat shtick, though. I mean yes, I understand playing into the genre, but she looked ridiculous.

[quote] I almost forgot that her tour movie quickly fell out of the top 3. Of course, it was hyped to death so it did well the first couple of weeks.

No it didn't. It was a flop in its first week and was pretty much gone after the 2nd week.

Kind of like everything else Beyonce does.

Crazy

[quote] Don’t ever and I mean ever disrespect and belittle my race that way.

Give it a rest. We all know you're white, GermanGayGuy/Teacack/ScrittiPolitti or whaever else you call yourself every time Muriel bans you from here and you have to start over.

Gays who casually like her won’t “live” for a country album.

Ask Kylie.

And Gaga

Desperate.

R65 But she has already been rocking blonde hair and cowboys hate for the past 20 years.

Mary J, Marilyn Monroe and the late great Tina Turner consistently rock blonde hair. And I say that because none of those women are natural blondes.

R68 I am not 2 of those people. Please try to respect me.

An Anal Cunty album I could understand.

Sorry R28, but if she were thinking about quality she wouldn't have released dismally bad albums like Lemonade, Beyoncé and the mostly unmelodious Renaissance, while promoting them by saying 'if you don't agree that my albums are legendary, then you're a racist!'.

She is a good singer, but most of her material since 2013 has been atrocious. Also, it's impossible to compare La Knowles to Taylor Swift, because Beyoncé has talent and Styrofoam Cutout is a talentless rich girl whose daddy bought her a career.

R75 question why were ALL of those albums so highly rated universally by 2 dozen publications and received Grammys for AOTY. COULD THE ISSUE BE YOU?

Please respond to my questions.

You're so smart, whitey, you tell us.

If only donald would run away with Beyonce!

Beyoncé with the long blonde wig and cowboy hat is cosplaying. I’m fine with it. I don’t listen to Beyoncé or country music so this is a complete pass for me.

Revisionist history again. Settlers brought English language ballads, church hymns and the violin/fiddle from Europe. No one group can claim ownership country, which evolved on American shores.

Far lefties on Twitter are probably amplifying this shit the most with their idiotic flagellations.

^No one group can claim ownership to country music

She's not even up to the designation of Duchess or Countess Bey these days. I wonder how she is going to take on the fact she is aging. Endless surgeries I'd suspect. She comes off as entitled to the point where she should be embarrassed. Give it all a big, long rest (currently Baroness) Bey. You're slipping to a status of being lower and lower on down that superficial royalty chain. No, not jealous or envious ... just tired of her and her uglyass husband.

She's so fucking desperate for that "Album Of The Year" Grammy. I wonder how long it took her vast team of writers and producers to come up with this.

Sure, it'll be "I'm a girl from Texas...", but knowing her, will also try to wedge in some preachy, grandiose political and social statement that will turn everyone off AGAIN. If the material is strong enough, it'll stand on its own.

Speaking of which, she should stick to the music, because everything post -"I Am..." has been dreck. And also because she needs to learn how to sing, not warble. But instead, we'll get another try-too-hard concept album. I don't need a history lesson from an out-of-touch high school dropout pop star who allegedly reads as well as she "sings".

R83 If she were desperate she would sulked or make noise about her numerous losses. Just because yall basic hoes, you don’t think a creative person someone in the arts will try different styles of music. Don’t lie on the Queen again.

R73 “ Please try to respect me.”

Please use some of that 100K (lol) to take some English writing classes.

Why don’t artists RELEASE music anymore? I hate the term “DROP”. It makes it sound accidental.

R85 yes dear.

[quote] If she were desperate she would sulked or make noise about her numerous losses

She doesn't need to, her husband and stans do that for her.

Dropping a turd on the public is the truth

R77 Things will get better hun.

I’m not really THAT captivated.

All credit to her. She’s found another style of music to murder.

R92 Deep down you know this shit is fire. Queen of R&B goes country. Me loves it.

I didn’t care for either song.

Did she cover this famous hit? This is a good country song from hee haw, very wholesome

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R96 Darkgemini you are often quite funny 😂.

If I had a nickel for every post from people claiming black people invented country, I'd have a lot of nickels.

Why would we want to claim such music? Country music is mainly awful stuff, with the exception of a few songs and singers who rise above the limitations of the genre.

Her attempt to get crowned Queen of the Gays failed, so now she thinks she's gonna win over the country crowd?

Oh, Bey. Oh, boy.

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Love it r101.

Azaelia Banks roasting Beyonce for this saying she is setting herself up to be ridiculed again and is "lazily encroaching herself into other genres"

KIIS FM played Texas Hold Em yesterday and DJ JoJo Wright asked his listeners for their honest opinions. The listeners hated it. No surprise. It just sounds like some old forgotten track by an artist we never heard of.

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R104 I couldn't get through more than a minute of it. That was embarrassing.

And what the fuck is up with that picture?

Beyonce, honey, your thunder thighs aren't doing you any favors. Cover that shit up.

The Queen is the King of entertainment. The first lady of music.

Azelia Banks is severely mentally ill. She violently lashed out at Russell Crow and accused him of all type of vicious lies. She is a homophobic borderline personality. She also claimed Rihanna tried to kidnap and rape her.

This is just another gimmick to come across as a serious "artiste".

She wants to be seen as a Stevie Wonder/Prince level genius but she still has writing camps putting these projects together which is why she won't win AOTY which she desperately wants. The latest songs have 4-5 writers on them. I think she also wants to be seen as the new Queen of Reinvention like Madonna. Azealia at R101 is right, it comes across as lazy narcissism.

She's going to do every genre known to man as a vapid box checking exercise to try to win artistic credibility.

Oh shit, I hadn’t actually heard the song. It’s way worse than I thought.

She’s about to erase all the goodwill from Renaissance.

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Her music has gotten so boring since she became pretentious after Lemonade. Look at the recurrent streams for that album. Its a joke. The album is forgotten despite the media telling us it was some amazing masterpiece.

Also does she even smile anymore?

I’d be surprised if they played her songs in any of those hardcore peckerwood URBAN COWBOY types of C&W clubs. They tend to be so bigoted, don’t they? She might get her face cracked.

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The song in R104 sounds like very standard pop country clumsily forced through a hip hop filter. It's not great, but the verses and chorus have a discernible melody, even if the ending is hideous.

At least this time she is trying, instead of lazily releasing tuneless crap that she tries to pass for sublime art because it's supposed to have political and social themes.

R106, listen to the finish around 3:06, where she tries to get all sexy and sounds like she's switching genres because country can't allow sexy.

I'll try, but I don't know if I'll be able to handle it.

All I know is the non Beyonce fans on Reddit are loving it.

[quote] Azelia Banks is severely mentally ill.

She's nothing compared to you, Teacake.

[quote] All I know is the non Beyonce fans on Reddit are loving it.

No they aren't, liar.

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Yes, didn't you know? I was wondering why you were so chummy with him.

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Really? Wow. This new name has infected DL really quickly. Pretty sure Teacake got shut down and he just set up a new one, like he always does.

Anyway, glad to be of help.

R121 Please do not disrespect me. I only use one account at a time.

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Everything is love.

To be honest, BrickPollitt / Teacake, I don't get why some people dislike you so much. You can be a bit overwhelming sometimes, but I don't think you've ever been malicious or gone out of your way to offend anyone. Personally, I think that you add some much needed quirkiness and fun to the DL.

DarkGeminiLord, you know that I'm a devoted member of your fan club. I don't always agree with you, but it's always refreshing to see someone honest around here.

Anyway, let's continue talking about Beyoncé and her metal-thong Country bikini (what on earth was she thinking?).

[quote] To be honest, BrickPollitt / Teacake, I don't get why some people dislike you so much. You can be a bit overwhelming sometimes, but I don't think you've ever been malicious or gone out of your way to offend anyone.

He's a white guy pretending to be black.

R127 I am no such thing. Please do not spread lies.

Texas Hold 'em is a good song, sounds like a single! The other song isn't great. 16 Carriages.

R129 16 Carriages actually has greater lyrical depth.

Is this an unvarnished appeal to white Hoopies for a Black goddess Album of the Year?

Finally?

I am not a huge Beyonce fan, but she is an icon, a force of commercial and cultural power. This is an interesting move... a little baffling. But most importantly (to me), I listened to them and am astonished how mediocre they are. Meh.

R132 The thing about the Queen is that her first singles are almost never better than the rest to come. I like Texas Hold ‘em tho.

16 Carriages. Her runs are pretty funny in this genre.

[quote]She may do well with country music.

She won’t. The country fans can see that she’s fake as shit.

R135 The Queen does well at everything.

Beyonce hasn't been a commercial force since her self-titled album. It's all been downhill after that. Based on how the press was talking about it, you'd think Renaissance was the biggest album of all time.

R137 why lie? You must be back on the sauce.

It's not a lie. Beyonce stans act like she has the popularity of Michael Jackson when she isn't even anywhere near Madonna's level. She's more like a more popular Janet.

I was gonna say that at least Janet could sing, but then I remembered…🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😈😈😈😈😈

[quote][R120] of course I didn't know! This is the first interaction I've had with that BrickPollitt account. How many fucking accounts does that CUNT have!??? Pathetic!!

He created this new persona after he started two very embarrassing threads, one complaining to Muriel about brown voices being silenced on DL, and the other one claiming to be a bisexual sex addict.

R139 We’ve never behaved such way. But Beyoncé's beauty and talent is timeless. Unfortunately MJ was likely a sexual predator. Queen Bey will just get more and more popular amongst future generations until she is carbon copied during the singularity.

Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter is the Martin Luther King Jr. of recorded music.

[quote] He created this new persona after he started two very embarrassing threads, one complaining to Muriel about brown voices being silenced on DL, and the other one claiming to be a bisexual sex addict.

Yes, Teacack's favorite thing was to threaten others that he was going to get Muriel to "shut them down," as if he had any power whatsoever.

[quote]Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter is the Martin Luther King Jr. of recorded music.

You lost me at Beyonce.

Beyonce ought to be on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard because her music is a crime.

[quote]^No one group can claim ownership to country music

Agreed. It is an amalgam of different music forms. Suggesting it belongs to any one group is wrong.

R146 I actually agree with you.

R17 Old country is literally blues with yodeling. That “Blue Yodel” song is basically Leadbelly with a yodeling chorus.

R42 It’s retarded to think black people didn’t have an influence in country music.

It’s only because of the internet that blacks are now credited for rock and roll. Same for house music.

They’ve been so whitewashed that blacks were removed from the genres.

In the future, white people will think it’s ridiculous that black people invented hip-hop. They’re already trying to change the narrative that Latinos started it. It’s only a matter of time before hip-hop becomes a white creation.

When I was growing up in the 90’s as a kid, they used to say “Rock Around the Clock Tonight” was the first rock and roll song.

It’s since been debunked but there are still people who believe that.

Another interesting thing since we’re on the subject.

Screamin Jay Hawkins is now getting his due for his influence on goth music and metal, as there’s information that validates his influence on Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie and Manson.

You jealous bitches shut the fuck up!

The Queen is sitting on her throne dropping new music!

Country wasn’t always so segregated.

My black grandparents had old country records. There are a few R&B artists from the 60’s and 70’s who recorded country albums or reworked country songs into more rhythmic music for their audiences.

I don’t think it was always a “I hate black people” genre of music.

[quote] It’s only a matter of time before hip-hop becomes a white creation.

We don't want it.

[quote] When I was growing up in the 90’s as a kid, they used to say “Rock Around the Clock Tonight” was the first rock and roll song. It’s since been debunked but there are still people who believe that.

No it hasn't you idiot. Where do you get your information from, Tik Tok? Rock Around the Clock is considered the first genre song of the rock and roll era. That means on the charts, as well as how it influenced that generation of teenagers into changing their musical tastes.

Read a book.

Not a fan, but I do like that "To the left to the left..." song.

[quote] Screamin Jay Hawkins is now getting his due for his influence on goth music and metal, as there’s information that validates his influence on Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie and Manson.

He also threw the second brick at Stonewall!!

The second brick hit Marsha's head.

Violence!

Twitter sycophants are saying Bey is the “Queen of Country” now.

Yeah, I don’t think so…

If Bey were smart and not so full of herself she should have asked to meet Reba and do a photo op at the Super Bowl, an endorsement of sorts. Maybe even a duet on her new album.

R160 Since when is the Queen full of herself. Stop lying on that woman’s name.

Yall notice that men are allowed to do all type of genres and generally be daring and outside their comfort zone with no complaints.

R162 Cite examples.

[quote] It’s only because of the internet that blacks are now credited for rock and roll. Same for house music.

This is such BS. As long as I've been alive, rock music has always been credited as being started by black people. As have most other popular music genres.

Madonna, Lady Gaga, PJ Harvey, Joni Mitchell, Mariah Carey--just to name a few--have all dabled in different genres and their core audience was mostly fine with this. So I don't know what R162 is complaining about.

As much as I rag on Beyonce's music, I feel bad for her. She was worked like a horse by her father and now she has Jay as her keeper. Even though her music is overhyped, she is an extremely hard worker and a top-notch performer. She should be taking a break after past year of touring. Instead, Jay has her out there again trying to squeeze some more $$$ out of her fans before Beyonce ages completely out of her 'young artist' imagery.

If he doesn't watch it, he is going to make them into a mockery from over exposure. There have already been memes circulating after the Super Bowl about how Jay looks like a grandma. People are shitting all over these two new releases. They need to just go away for a while and preserve whatever mystique they have left. Regroup and come back with some real jams.

[quote]let's continue talking about Beyoncé and her metal-thong Country bikini (what on earth was she thinking?).

She looks cute in the cowboy hat but the metal bikini is giving Vairst Letty.

[quote]Imagine Jay-Z's tantrum when Bey doesn't win an armful of ACM awards, or whatever they're called for country music.

Country music awards shows are held approximately once a week, it's not like there's just one entity.

R149 remember what Susan Sontag said…

It’s redundant to say blacks and Latinos invented hip hop. The mafuckin Puerto Ricans in the South Bronx were people of color, brown people sometimes even black. White people always trying to divide us. Love my boriquas.

r119 Of course it is, you idiot

Rumor is that Taylor collaborated on music on the new country album. Hence all the chumminess between the two lately, attending each other's premieres, etc.

One of her new songs was written by a white woman.

Yasssss CUNTRY KWEEN!

R173 we don’t want your brand of racism. We don’t want it. Stop trying to sell the 50s to us.

I was shocked to learn how big country music is in parts of the Caribbean. 99% Black population

[quote] remember what Susan Sontag said…

Teacake is a busted white cunt?

So glad every single post turns into something about race. Teafake is obsessed.

Unless you are describing an accident or something that ends up in a toilet, please don’t say drop.

[quote] Madonna, Lady Gaga, PJ Harvey, Joni Mitchell, Mariah Carey--just to name a few--have all dabled in different genres and their core audience was mostly fine with this. So I don't know what [R162] is complaining about.

Linda Ronstadt is the queen of recording whatever the f*ck she feels like -- pop, rock, new wave, country, opera, jazz, tropical salsa, etc. -- with great success.

I think Joni Mitchell is the standard of "changing styles"... from her first album to Mingus was quite a journey.

but others, beyond those mentioned, have tracked through multiple genres: Katy Perry was a Christian artist before she went pop-dirty. Lana del Rey, Gwen Stefani, Pink, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson to just mention some in recent years.

Beyonce is dropping a turd.

I'm definitely not one of the Beyhive. So I listened to "Texas Hold 'em" on Spotify, and it's....not bad!

[quote] Beyonce is dropping a turd.

So THAT's the explanation for BrickPolitt!

Dropping it... straight down the shitter.

Is she gonna have Blue Ivy stinking up all the tracks on this album too?

She wants a Country Grammy and/or a CMA Award to prove once and for all that she's the "Queen of Music".

Stay in your lane, Beyotche.

R170 Name the Puerto Rican rappers who helped start hip-hop.

And whoever said “everyone knows black people started rock and roll” can fuck off. There’s plenty of white people who would deny this today in 2024 or are unaware.

Rock and roll is a “white” genre today.

R154 Could have fooled me because whites are the major consumers of rap.

But you’re probably 100 years old and don’t know that.

R166 What makes you think Jay is running the show?

Jay-Z drove Def Jam into the ground when he was President and sold it off. He hasn’t had a big album in years either.

The truth is it’s the opposite. Beyonce 100% had a hand in his business deals and career.

Matthew has been out of the picture for years.

To think she’s some robot Britney Spears is crazy.

Ain’t no black woman singing country for me Send her ass back to the kitchen or to the fields with glee. Leave OUR music be, we don’t want no Mrs. Jay Z

R186 why disrespect a child? I am sure yo mama raised you better than that.

R192 Lies.

Jay-Z saved Def Jam for the impending doom affecting the entire industry.

Ne-yo, Rihanna, J Cole

Don’t you lie again cunt.

BrickPollitt is ghetto as fuck.

Yassss Kween!!

R196 Hi.

Oh, the library must have just opened. Here's Teafake.