Do I need therapy?

I was hoping when reading this for it to develop into a full blown Brick Shit House EST. Unfortunately not to be…

No OP. You don’t need therapy. You just jerked it over a hot guy.

Omg R1 same here exactly! I kept thinking “Surely the next sentence will make reference to OP’s puny cocklet”.

Doesn’t sound like you “need” it but if you want therapy, go for it. I just finished 18 years of therapy.. I wouldn’t have survived without.

MARY!

Yes

Literal Violence!!

Man up, MARY.

Chill OP. There's nothing wrong you. If it tuens into a fetish where you're actively seeking out humiliation then you may want to be more introspective about that, and therapy might help at that point if it bothers you. There are partnerships where it is their 'love language' after all....

You should have asked him to smack you around, op.

That would have made your puny cocklet VERY aroused.

Was your cocklet humiliated OP?

Give me the couch!

OP at link:

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Maybe he rushed home and jerked off to you checking him out!

Your response should have been "Not fucking much you stupid Fucking asshole"

"If your cock is as big as your brain, you really are in trouble, ya fucking cocksucker!! Fuck off faggot!!!

I would like to thank Bette Midler& The Rose for half of the second comment!

I’ve had sexual fantasies about the guys who bullied me for being gay…still do… 🥴

TRUE STORY = I have a friend and I do love him. He is gay and 70. He colors his hair jet black and it looks ridiculous. And I often hear his "this 20 year old cute guy was checking me out" stories. But I know the reality is guys are looking at the weird 70 year old singing Taylor Swift songs getting out of his car. OP reminds me of my friend.

R18 I happen to be in my twenties. And R17, what makes you get so hot about it? What happened during the bullying?

He was walking in front of you but knew that you were checking him out? Does he have eyes in the back of his head?

I've come to realize that I need to have like 3-4 quick comebacks that I can whip out in situations like OP's.

What's a good response to that situation.

My first thought was to look him up down visibly, snort and say "not much."

Then again, these days that might get you punched. Other suggestions?

R18 is your friend BILL TAYLOR?

Our official GAY RESPONSE OF HOME SEXUALISTS IS;

“I’m sucking your dick with my eyes and there is NOTHING you can do about it!”

OP, if by therapy you mean castration, yes. You must cut off your dick and convert it into a front hole.

You need therapy, but for other reason. Like making up a story for attention. That’s why you need therapy.

If you hadnt made all the sex noises i am sure he never would have noticed that you were BEHIND HIM.

Everyone could use therapy, OP.

Yeah, I do think you need therapy if you're masturbating about someone who just humiliated you.

OP, you should have sneered at him and said, "Nothing. Nothing at all." then walked away.

R26, r26, he was walking in front of me from the opposite direction. Sorry, English isn’t my first language. I’m an Indian immigrant.

Somehow that doesn't make this story any more believable, R30.

“And rushed back home”

Careful you don’t trip on your caftan hon.

Sorry 0/10

Don’t hate on yourself, OP. Just let it go. Flush the memory away as you launder the cum rag. Therapy is expensive. Be with people that make you feel sexy and worthy of good love.

How do you dress?

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R17- I have sexual fantasies about that chubby ex FAG Republican

Marco Rubio - I can’t stand his uppity- ness yet I would do him in a second.