A Stingray Got Knocked Up by a Shark!

Dollface thread.

Stingrays are actually members of the shark family.

Incest thread.

FLAT WHORE!

LMAO. Very interesting and terrifying at the same time

[quote] FLAT WHORE!

That also describes Jacob Elordi and Shawn Mendes.

Well, it is North Carolina, R2.

R6 Bitch leave my state outta this. We don’t know ha!

[quote] Stingrays are actually members of the shark family.

Underwater Thanksgiving is a goddamn nightmare!

Amazing R3.

That would have been a helluva sex tape.

You don't need to be a female to get pregnant. And you don't need a male to impregnate you. Isn't that the consensus these days? It's funny how we all know how pregnancy happens and when we talk about animals we can acknowledge that, but suddenly when people are involved, anything is fucking possible.

[quote] You don't need to be a female to get pregnant. And you don't need a male to impregnate you.

Stunning and brave conclusion!

Slut.

r3 I SCREAMED!

WW for you.

Hehehe

I agreed to have sex with the shark at the time, but the next morning I didn't feel right about the decision. So I realize now it was really rape.

The shark identifies as a stingray so it’s all good.

I’m ruled out.

Nature finds a way says every Jurassic Park movie ever.

Asexual reproduction . . .

R16 The shark left several bite mark on her. I’d say there’s substantial evidence of rape.

Sorry, R11, but you can't turn this into a trans topic. Ironic that you tried to use sea creatures to comment on immutable biology in sex, when it is well documented that in many species the actual sex of an individual will change to meet the needs of the community. Look it up. With FISH, anything IS possible!

But was it rape rape?? I'd need to see some stinger marks on that shark. if she's going to say now that it wasn't consensual.

I'm not sure what's so "frightening" about this.

It's either parthenogenesis or a male shark is the father. While unusual, neither is apparently impossible.

Tigers and lions can mate, as can several other closely related species.

I am surprised that a shark and stringray are sufficiently close to be able to reproduce. But, if we believe that cheeto could reproduce with multiple human women, why not.

23andMe genetic report looking fishy. Sardine? Rainbow trout? Snapper turtle?

[quote] Snapper turtle?

At her rear end.

No relation

[quote]The shark left several bite mark on her. I’d say there’s substantial evidence of rape.

I'd say it was consensual.

[quote] Armie Hammer

Armie Hammerhead.

That great white was sexy, so I said ‘Let me Jump the Shark’

They don't call him "great" for nothing!

Maaareeeeeiiia, steeek to your own kind…

Oh my words and stars!

This is why i hang out here.

I love a good laugh.

Don't male seahorses get pregnant?

This was the result:

[quote]Armie Hammerhead.

Pics please!