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A Stingray Got Knocked Up by a Shark!

This is what Ridley Scott feared! And so begins a new alien species.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 12, 2024 5:09 PM

Dollface thread.

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2024 11:39 PM

Stingrays are actually members of the shark family.

Incest thread.

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2024 11:40 PM

FLAT WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2024 11:48 PM

LMAO. Very interesting and terrifying at the same time

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2024 11:49 PM

[quote] FLAT WHORE!

That also describes Jacob Elordi and Shawn Mendes.

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2024 11:49 PM

Well, it is North Carolina, R2.

by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2024 11:49 PM

R6 Bitch leave my state outta this. We don’t know ha!

by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2024 11:51 PM

[quote] Stingrays are actually members of the shark family.

Underwater Thanksgiving is a goddamn nightmare!

by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2024 11:57 PM

Amazing R3.

by Anonymousreply 9February 12, 2024 12:11 AM

That would have been a helluva sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 10February 12, 2024 12:26 AM

You don't need to be a female to get pregnant. And you don't need a male to impregnate you. Isn't that the consensus these days? It's funny how we all know how pregnancy happens and when we talk about animals we can acknowledge that, but suddenly when people are involved, anything is fucking possible.

by Anonymousreply 11February 12, 2024 12:35 AM

[quote] You don't need to be a female to get pregnant. And you don't need a male to impregnate you.

Stunning and brave conclusion!

by Anonymousreply 12February 12, 2024 12:36 AM

Slut.

by Anonymousreply 13February 12, 2024 12:37 AM

r3 I SCREAMED!

WW for you.

by Anonymousreply 14February 12, 2024 12:38 AM

Hehehe

by Anonymousreply 15February 12, 2024 12:39 AM

I agreed to have sex with the shark at the time, but the next morning I didn't feel right about the decision. So I realize now it was really rape.

by Anonymousreply 16February 12, 2024 12:40 AM

The shark identifies as a stingray so it’s all good.

by Anonymousreply 17February 12, 2024 12:42 AM

I’m ruled out.

by Anonymousreply 18February 12, 2024 12:44 AM

Nature finds a way says every Jurassic Park movie ever.

Asexual reproduction . . .

by Anonymousreply 19February 12, 2024 12:44 AM

R16 The shark left several bite mark on her. I’d say there’s substantial evidence of rape.

by Anonymousreply 20February 12, 2024 12:48 AM

Sorry, R11, but you can't turn this into a trans topic. Ironic that you tried to use sea creatures to comment on immutable biology in sex, when it is well documented that in many species the actual sex of an individual will change to meet the needs of the community. Look it up. With FISH, anything IS possible!

by Anonymousreply 21February 12, 2024 12:48 AM

But was it rape rape?? I'd need to see some stinger marks on that shark. if she's going to say now that it wasn't consensual.

by Anonymousreply 22February 12, 2024 12:50 AM

I'm not sure what's so "frightening" about this.

It's either parthenogenesis or a male shark is the father. While unusual, neither is apparently impossible.

Tigers and lions can mate, as can several other closely related species.

I am surprised that a shark and stringray are sufficiently close to be able to reproduce. But, if we believe that cheeto could reproduce with multiple human women, why not.

by Anonymousreply 23February 12, 2024 12:55 AM

23andMe genetic report looking fishy. Sardine? Rainbow trout? Snapper turtle?

by Anonymousreply 24February 12, 2024 1:05 AM

[quote] Snapper turtle?

At her rear end.

by Anonymousreply 25February 12, 2024 1:07 AM

No relation

by Anonymousreply 26February 12, 2024 1:15 AM

[quote]The shark left several bite mark on her. I’d say there’s substantial evidence of rape.

I'd say it was consensual.

by Anonymousreply 27February 12, 2024 1:17 AM

[quote] Armie Hammer

Armie Hammerhead.

by Anonymousreply 28February 12, 2024 1:18 AM

That great white was sexy, so I said ‘Let me Jump the Shark’

by Anonymousreply 29February 12, 2024 1:24 AM

They don't call him "great" for nothing!

by Anonymousreply 30February 12, 2024 1:25 AM

Maaareeeeeiiia, steeek to your own kind…

by Anonymousreply 31February 12, 2024 1:55 AM

Oh my words and stars!

This is why i hang out here.

I love a good laugh.

by Anonymousreply 32February 12, 2024 2:27 AM

Don't male seahorses get pregnant?

by Anonymousreply 33February 12, 2024 2:41 AM

This was the result:

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by Anonymousreply 34February 12, 2024 2:43 AM

[quote]Armie Hammerhead.

Pics please!

by Anonymousreply 35February 12, 2024 4:59 AM
by Anonymousreply 36February 12, 2024 5:09 PM
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