This is what Ridley Scott feared! And so begins a new alien species.
Dollface thread.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 11, 2024 10:39 PM |
Stingrays are actually members of the shark family.
Incest thread.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 11, 2024 10:40 PM |
FLAT WHORE!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 11, 2024 10:48 PM |
LMAO. Very interesting and terrifying at the same time
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 11, 2024 10:49 PM |
[quote] FLAT WHORE!
That also describes Jacob Elordi and Shawn Mendes.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 11, 2024 10:49 PM |
Well, it is North Carolina, R2.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 11, 2024 10:49 PM |
R6 Bitch leave my state outta this. We don’t know ha!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 11, 2024 10:51 PM |
[quote] Stingrays are actually members of the shark family.
Underwater Thanksgiving is a goddamn nightmare!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 11, 2024 10:57 PM |
Amazing R3.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 11, 2024 11:11 PM |
That would have been a helluva sex tape.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 11, 2024 11:26 PM |
You don't need to be a female to get pregnant. And you don't need a male to impregnate you. Isn't that the consensus these days? It's funny how we all know how pregnancy happens and when we talk about animals we can acknowledge that, but suddenly when people are involved, anything is fucking possible.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 11, 2024 11:35 PM |
[quote] You don't need to be a female to get pregnant. And you don't need a male to impregnate you.
Stunning and brave conclusion!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 11, 2024 11:36 PM |
Slut.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 11, 2024 11:37 PM |
r3 I SCREAMED!
WW for you.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 11, 2024 11:38 PM |
Hehehe
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 11, 2024 11:39 PM |
I agreed to have sex with the shark at the time, but the next morning I didn't feel right about the decision. So I realize now it was really rape.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 11, 2024 11:40 PM |
The shark identifies as a stingray so it’s all good.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 11, 2024 11:42 PM |
I’m ruled out.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 11, 2024 11:44 PM |
Nature finds a way says every Jurassic Park movie ever.
Asexual reproduction . . .
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 11, 2024 11:44 PM |
R16 The shark left several bite mark on her. I’d say there’s substantial evidence of rape.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 11, 2024 11:48 PM |
Sorry, R11, but you can't turn this into a trans topic. Ironic that you tried to use sea creatures to comment on immutable biology in sex, when it is well documented that in many species the actual sex of an individual will change to meet the needs of the community. Look it up. With FISH, anything IS possible!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 11, 2024 11:48 PM |
But was it rape rape?? I'd need to see some stinger marks on that shark. if she's going to say now that it wasn't consensual.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 11, 2024 11:50 PM |
I'm not sure what's so "frightening" about this.
It's either parthenogenesis or a male shark is the father. While unusual, neither is apparently impossible.
Tigers and lions can mate, as can several other closely related species.
I am surprised that a shark and stringray are sufficiently close to be able to reproduce. But, if we believe that cheeto could reproduce with multiple human women, why not.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 11, 2024 11:55 PM |
23andMe genetic report looking fishy. Sardine? Rainbow trout? Snapper turtle?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 12, 2024 12:05 AM |
[quote] Snapper turtle?
At her rear end.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 12, 2024 12:07 AM |
No relation
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 12, 2024 12:15 AM |
[quote]The shark left several bite mark on her. I’d say there’s substantial evidence of rape.
I'd say it was consensual.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 12, 2024 12:17 AM |
[quote] Armie Hammer
Armie Hammerhead.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 12, 2024 12:18 AM |
That great white was sexy, so I said ‘Let me Jump the Shark’
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 12, 2024 12:24 AM |
They don't call him "great" for nothing!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 12, 2024 12:25 AM |
Maaareeeeeiiia, steeek to your own kind…
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 12, 2024 12:55 AM |
Oh my words and stars!
This is why i hang out here.
I love a good laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 12, 2024 1:27 AM |
Don't male seahorses get pregnant?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 12, 2024 1:41 AM |
[quote]Armie Hammerhead.
Pics please!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 12, 2024 3:59 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 12, 2024 4:09 PM |