Is Joel safe?
I thought that southern fried queen was in jail.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 11, 2024 9:34 PM |
Thoughts and ….
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 11, 2024 9:36 PM |
FINALLY, some good news.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 11, 2024 9:37 PM |
“Just a small donation gives you my sincerest blessing!”
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 11, 2024 9:37 PM |
He's safe. He was probably in the vault counting his thousands from the plate today.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 11, 2024 9:39 PM |
Is his gay-faced "son" okay?*
*I suspect his father is not Joel.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 11, 2024 9:41 PM |
R6 😁 👃 🍪
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 11, 2024 9:42 PM |
^ dose teefs are awful
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 11, 2024 9:43 PM |
I remember that scene from Fun with Dick and Jane where they rob the televangelist. Maybe this is a robbery.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 11, 2024 9:43 PM |
Apostrophe.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 11, 2024 9:44 PM |
[quote] Maybe this is a robbery.
It was during a Spanish language service, so it may have been otherwise motivated.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 11, 2024 9:45 PM |
It is God's plan.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 11, 2024 9:45 PM |
[quote]It was during a Spanish language service
Osteen is an AGENT OF THE DEVIL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 11, 2024 9:47 PM |
Please send Joel more of your hard-earned money to help him through this difficult time!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 11, 2024 9:55 PM |
[quote]Is his gay-faced "son" okay?*
I'm fine! I worship the ground my filthy rich father carries his money on!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 11, 2024 9:57 PM |
.[quote]Is Joel safe?
I sure hope not.
And take Dump with you.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 11, 2024 10:02 PM |
HE’S NOT A CHRISTIAN!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 11, 2024 10:03 PM |
[QUOTE] remember that scene from Fun with Dick and Jane where they rob the televangelist. Maybe this is a robbery.
There actually was a robbery at the church. The proceeds literally got plastered in a bathroom. All $600Ks worth from weekend services.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 11, 2024 10:08 PM |
I truly think Osteen would throw a live child in front of him to spare himself. He is truly the embodiment of the devil. If there is such a thing as hell, he will surely be rotting there.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 11, 2024 10:32 PM |
Police in Texas reportedly shot a “possible shooter” who may have also had a bomb strapped to her chest as she headed toward a Houston-area church on Sunday.
Two suspects were involved in the near-attack on Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church — and at least one was a woman, according to Channel 3 Now.
“The whole church started praying and declaring Jesus’ name,” she said. “I was like, ‘This might be the last time I get to pray, that I get to glorify the name of Jesus, so I’m going to do this.’”
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The praying parishioner must be an immigrant. An American would have been videoing the event on their phone.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 11, 2024 10:44 PM |
Is that creep with pedo eyes dead?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 11, 2024 10:46 PM |
[quote]Is Joel safe?
Joel is safe, but the same can't be said of all the dumb, gullible victims he bilks.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 11, 2024 10:51 PM |
Let's see how long it takes someone to blame this on Joe Biden!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 11, 2024 10:54 PM |
[quote]It was during a Spanish language service, so it may have been otherwise motivated.
Was it one of those idiots from the "Freedom Convoy"?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 11, 2024 11:01 PM |
How much do you wanna bet Joel or one of his family members paid their housekeeper's sister, cousin or aunt to do this?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 11, 2024 11:12 PM |
Ugh. He looks as repulsive as ever.
Americans love their snake oil salesmen.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 11, 2024 11:27 PM |
People aren’t safe in any crowd in the US. Not even in church.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 12, 2024 12:24 AM |
[quote] Not even in church.
Well churches should be more prone to shootings given that many of the parishioners own guns.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 12, 2024 12:27 AM |
R27, they molest kids and brainwash. No one had been safe in there for centuries.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 12, 2024 12:27 AM |
R29 that isn’t exclusive to church.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 12, 2024 12:29 AM |
[QUOTE]Well churches should be more prone to shootings given that many of the parishioners own guns.
And they keep attracting nearly $60K in cash during just one preachy event!!!
Congrats Houston!!!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 12, 2024 12:30 AM |
Oh, no. I'm sorry fo my error at r31. $60k made more sense for an average small church that ends proceeds to keep the roof on.
It was over $600K, OVER HALF A MILLION these cheating cunts bring in EACH AND EVERY WEEKEND.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 12, 2024 1:07 AM |
Unbelievable r32. A total con man and crooked son of a bitch like Osteen clears that much money every weekend. It's sickening.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 12, 2024 1:09 AM |
Tell me, Will, did you enjoy it? Your first murder? Of course you did. And why shouldn't it feel good? It does to god. Why, only last week in Texas he dropped a whole church roof on the heads of 34 of his worshippers just as they were groveling through a hymn. He wouldn't begrudge you one journalist.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 12, 2024 1:09 AM |
Back in '05 Joel Osteen's wife Victoria had a meltdown on a plane and attacked a flight attendant. Such a godly woman she is!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 12, 2024 1:11 AM |
The dead perp was a woman celebrating "Take Your Child to Work Day".
The deceased shooter at Joel Olsteen’s Lakewood Church was a female armed with a long rifle, wearing a trench coat, accompanied by a small child who is now in critical condition after being hit, according to law enforcement.
Houston Police Chief Troy Finner revealed in a Sunday news conference following the incident that the shooter was a woman between the ages of 30-35. The shooter brought the 4 to 5 year old child with her to the shooting.
When she began firing, two off-duty law enforcement officers, one a Houston cop and the other a federal officer, engaged the suspect, shooting and killing her. The child was also struck and is in critical condition.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 12, 2024 1:23 AM |
I wonder if this was a woman or a man identifying as a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 12, 2024 1:26 AM |
Oh, man. This shooting that put a child into critical condition on the Osteen property might be a game changer for the $600K/week family that invites crazies into their "house of worship" as a matter of course (if they look like they have the cash to belong.)
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 12, 2024 1:51 AM |
[quote] that invites crazies into their "house of worship" as a matter of course (if they look like they have the cash to belong.)
You mean all the rich Hispanics?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 12, 2024 1:56 AM |
Explain, please, r40.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 12, 2024 2:20 AM |
[quote] Explain, please
It was a Spanish-language service, R41.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 12, 2024 2:24 AM |
Until shootings like this become a common occurrence at churches, instead of schools, the fundies will continue to support having no restrictions on guns.
Galatians 6:7: “Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.”
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 12, 2024 2:26 AM |
Under his eye.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 12, 2024 2:28 AM |
He will open.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 12, 2024 2:28 AM |
[QUOTE]It was a Spanish-language service, [R41].
It had to be someone. Why not a beleaguered Hispanic woman?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 12, 2024 7:15 AM |
ANOTHER trans shooter, Jesus
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 12, 2024 5:16 PM |
Really? I should have guessed since the story is quiet now.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 12, 2024 5:18 PM |
The shooter was a Pro-Palestinian transgender from El Salvador with a list of crimes bigger than Joel’s bank account.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 12, 2024 5:23 PM |
Of course he was R52. Now let us never speak of this again.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 12, 2024 5:27 PM |
R37 called it. R37 is a prophet
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 12, 2024 5:38 PM |
I knew this wasn’t a woman after reading he took a young child with him to the church armed with deadly intention.
Plus the trench coat, it’s not a look favored by women especially in warmer climates.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 12, 2024 5:51 PM |
Nothing will convince people to side with the Palestinians faster than being a murdererous asshole.
Genius move.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 12, 2024 5:57 PM |
It's not clear if the off duty law enforcement officers who shot the perp were hired security or attending the service.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 12, 2024 6:04 PM |
A lot of people believe, and he says, he only makes money from his books. I call bullshit. He's not giving those collections to charity.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 12, 2024 6:43 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 12, 2024 6:48 PM |
Wait, is it a man playing woman or vice versa? It's of course hard to find anything about it but I heard it was a TIF, which would explain the kid, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 12, 2024 6:50 PM |
Trans, El Salvador, Pro-palestine. Pulled from Greg Abbott central casting.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 12, 2024 6:52 PM |
Ah thanks R59. It was the usual mtf troon. I love that the news called Jeffrey Escalante "she". Keep that bullshit rhetoric up, we don't want to offend his dead ass.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 12, 2024 6:53 PM |
Whose child is it? His, a girlfriend's?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 12, 2024 6:55 PM |
I've heard the kid is not going to make it. Poor thing. But I suppose with a troon dad, he was already fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 12, 2024 7:11 PM |
We should make Bingo cards to play every time there is a new shooting incident.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 12, 2024 7:11 PM |
Too bad there wasn't an explosion at the church, that would have been gold.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 12, 2024 7:16 PM |
Jesus Christ, and we JUST had the carpet cleaned.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 12, 2024 7:31 PM |
[quote] The shooter was a Pro-Palestinian transgender from El Salvador with a list of crimes bigger than Joel’s bank account.
Joe's new base
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 12, 2024 8:16 PM |
Reports said it was a woman, wiki says it's a man. No trans activists are correcting them so maybe it was FTM. Testosterone is a helluva drug.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 12, 2024 8:24 PM |
American “Christians” are hilarious!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 12, 2024 8:29 PM |
Yes, they are R70, but I don't think this person was either of those things.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 12, 2024 8:32 PM |
[quote] It was over $600K, OVER HALF A MILLION these cheating cunts bring in EACH AND EVERY WEEKEND.
Tax-free, baby!!!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 12, 2024 8:33 PM |
Genesse Moreno, 36, shot dead in Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church in Texas had 'Free Palestine' scrawled on her AR-15
The shooter has been identified as Genesse Ivonne Moreno, 36, aka Jeffrey, and has a lengthy criminal record going back to 2005, including assault, weapons, marijuana possession and forgery charges.
A 28-year-old Houston police officer and a 38-year-old agent with the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission returned fire.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 12, 2024 8:36 PM |
So it was a woman who claimed to be a man? So maybe the kid was hers.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 12, 2024 8:41 PM |
r69 looks like the tenth circle of Dante's hell.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 12, 2024 8:48 PM |
R61 lied. The shooter is a cis female who shot her own kid. Of course Chaya Raichik and Elon Musk were also making false claims about the shooter being trans
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 12, 2024 8:50 PM |
[quote] that isn’t exclusive to church.
Nice strawman.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 12, 2024 8:51 PM |
R76, they identified as a man. Another antisemetic tranny.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 12, 2024 8:52 PM |
The wokesters are trying to bury another tranny spa incident.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 12, 2024 8:53 PM |
Go slap yourself silly, r79.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 12, 2024 8:55 PM |
r80 meet r59
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 12, 2024 8:57 PM |
r82 meet my thick 8 inches and choke on it. Some people just want a quick pic and not a fucking Youtube video.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 12, 2024 8:59 PM |
MARY!!!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 12, 2024 9:01 PM |
This little Joel-o Pudding Pop makes Clay Aiken seem straight.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 12, 2024 9:03 PM |
R81, go slip yourself silly.
Fox just edited their article to remove the stuff about the killer being trans.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 12, 2024 10:39 PM |
[quote][R81], go slip yourself silly.
Well, r86, you tried.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 12, 2024 10:42 PM |
That looka like a wo-man.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 12, 2024 10:45 PM |
This is confusing WTF is the perp, a man or woman.
The behavior is certainly not female but maybe she is suffering from severe mental illness which would certainly put the actions into perspective. Sad case and the poor child will suffer the consequences.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 12, 2024 11:01 PM |
Does it have a dick? Inquiring minds want to know.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 12, 2024 11:17 PM |
[QUOTE]was subject to an emergency detention order in 2016 due to mental health issues and was dealing with a fraught dispute with her ex-husband and his family, officials said Monday.
[QUOTE]“We believe there was a familial dispute that has taken place through her ex-husband and her ex-husband’s family, who are Jewish. That may be where some of this stems from,” said Christopher Hassig, commander of the Houston Police Department’s homicide special investigations unit.
Despite a mental health history and a long rap sheet:
[QUOTE]Moreno purchased the AR-15 rifle in December, and officials were still tracing it and trying to determine how she purchased both guns.
[QUOTE]At the briefing, Finner and the FBI special agent in charge were asked how Moreno was able to obtain guns when records show that a weapon was taken away from her in 2022 and that the FBI had questioned her attempt to purchase a weapon last year. Generally, Texas has few restrictions on gun purchases, with no firearm sales registry, no required waiting period to buy a gun and no red-flag law guarding against mentally ill or violent people having weapons. “That’s part of the investigation,” Finner said. “That’s the challenges that we have.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 12, 2024 11:18 PM |
[quote] This is confusing WTF is the perp, a man or woman
The perp is a woman who takes advantage of transitioning when useful. Because she can.
You know the kind.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 12, 2024 11:31 PM |
R91 That is a terrible read, this bitch did it to make her ex suffer.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 12, 2024 11:35 PM |
R6, That is a very unfortunate face. He needs to fix that before daddy runs out of money.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 12, 2024 11:39 PM |
[quote]“We believe there was a familial dispute that has taken place through her ex-husband and her ex-husband’s family, who are Jewish."
Mad at the Jews so she shot up a fundie megachurch. Makes sense.
I'm not advocating shooting up ANY place btw, before one of you bitches flips out.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 12, 2024 11:39 PM |
Killing a child to get back at or deprive the other parent is almost always the handiwork of a straight male.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 12, 2024 11:43 PM |
WaPO says it's a "cis" woman, with, among a shitload of aliases, one male alias.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 12, 2024 11:44 PM |
Yet Joel still walks among us.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 12, 2024 11:48 PM |
I'm wondering what the custody arrangements were. Her first mental health hold was in 2016 which roughly coincided with her pregnancy and his birth (the boy is 7) I wonder why someone with her MH problems and history of police encounters didn't have supervised visits with the child.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 12, 2024 11:55 PM |
I feel sorry for what the child had already endured, what a batshit mother. If she had primary custody, I can't imagine how fucked up his life has been.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 13, 2024 1:04 AM |
More context.
She was schizophrenic, not trans.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 13, 2024 2:07 AM |
Olsteen is giddy and filled with glee @ R26.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 13, 2024 2:40 AM |
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers......
And remember to donate to me. Er, I mean the church. Those private planes and mansions aren't going to pay for themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 13, 2024 2:51 AM |
R89, it's a cisgender woman. Republicans were lying and claiming she was trans
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 13, 2024 6:09 AM |
Of course Texas makes it easier for nuts to buy guns
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 13, 2024 6:10 AM |
Texas practically issues guns to people who have a screw loose.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 13, 2024 10:45 AM |
The poor child is finally breathing on his own, but with horrible brain damage.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 27, 2024 3:00 AM |
Joel Osteen is so disappointing. What charity does he give to on his own? Might as well be the church of money worship.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 27, 2024 3:57 PM |
Here comes another con hiding behind a collar His only god is the almighty dollar He ain't no prophet, he ain't no healer He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 27, 2024 4:24 PM |
[quote]What charity does he give to on his own?
The charity that enables him to buy another Gulfstream.
He's got a brilliant con job going on. Give Joel your paycheck because Jesus says so!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 27, 2024 4:29 PM |
Joel Osteen's mansion in Houston. This is just one of his houses. You can be a grifting piece of shit but as long as you wrap it up in the Bible you get a free pass. Isn't this a great country?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 27, 2024 4:32 PM |
Yes it is R114!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 27, 2024 4:33 PM |
People are bigly stupid to believe in that Sclock, I need to see his leaked naked pics.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 28, 2024 12:54 AM |
He says he made it solely off his book sales and doesn't collect from the church. He says God's abundant enough for him and everyone to have a hundred million.
What do Houston area people believe?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 29, 2024 5:46 AM |
Now if you can only send a dollar or two, There ain't a hell of a lot I can promise to you But if you wants to see heaven's door, Make out a check for five hundred dollars or more
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 29, 2024 2:54 PM |