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Shooting at Joel Osteens church

Is Joel safe?

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by Anonymousreply 107February 13, 2024 10:45 AM

I thought that southern fried queen was in jail.

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2024 9:34 PM

Thoughts and ….

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2024 9:36 PM

FINALLY, some good news.

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2024 9:37 PM

“Just a small donation gives you my sincerest blessing!”

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2024 9:37 PM

He's safe. He was probably in the vault counting his thousands from the plate today.

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2024 9:39 PM

Is his gay-faced "son" okay?*

*I suspect his father is not Joel.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2024 9:41 PM

R6 😁 👃 🍪

by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2024 9:42 PM

^ dose teefs are awful

by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2024 9:43 PM

I remember that scene from Fun with Dick and Jane where they rob the televangelist. Maybe this is a robbery.

by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2024 9:43 PM


by Anonymousreply 10February 11, 2024 9:44 PM

[quote] Maybe this is a robbery.

It was during a Spanish language service, so it may have been otherwise motivated.

by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2024 9:45 PM

It is God's plan.

by Anonymousreply 12February 11, 2024 9:45 PM

[quote]It was during a Spanish language service

Osteen is an AGENT OF THE DEVIL!!!

by Anonymousreply 13February 11, 2024 9:47 PM

Please send Joel more of your hard-earned money to help him through this difficult time!

by Anonymousreply 14February 11, 2024 9:55 PM

[quote]Is his gay-faced "son" okay?*

I'm fine! I worship the ground my filthy rich father carries his money on!

by Anonymousreply 15February 11, 2024 9:57 PM

.[quote]Is Joel safe?

I sure hope not.

And take Dump with you.

by Anonymousreply 16February 11, 2024 10:02 PM


by Anonymousreply 17February 11, 2024 10:03 PM

[QUOTE] remember that scene from Fun with Dick and Jane where they rob the televangelist. Maybe this is a robbery.

There actually was a robbery at the church. The proceeds literally got plastered in a bathroom. All $600Ks worth from weekend services.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 11, 2024 10:08 PM

I truly think Osteen would throw a live child in front of him to spare himself. He is truly the embodiment of the devil. If there is such a thing as hell, he will surely be rotting there.

by Anonymousreply 19February 11, 2024 10:32 PM

Police in Texas reportedly shot a “possible shooter” who may have also had a bomb strapped to her chest as she headed toward a Houston-area church on Sunday.

Two suspects were involved in the near-attack on Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church — and at least one was a woman, according to Channel 3 Now.

“The whole church started praying and declaring Jesus’ name,” she said. “I was like, ‘This might be the last time I get to pray, that I get to glorify the name of Jesus, so I’m going to do this.’”


The praying parishioner must be an immigrant. An American would have been videoing the event on their phone.

by Anonymousreply 20February 11, 2024 10:44 PM

Is that creep with pedo eyes dead?

by Anonymousreply 21February 11, 2024 10:46 PM

[quote]Is Joel safe?

Joel is safe, but the same can't be said of all the dumb, gullible victims he bilks.

by Anonymousreply 22February 11, 2024 10:51 PM

Let's see how long it takes someone to blame this on Joe Biden!

by Anonymousreply 23February 11, 2024 10:54 PM

[quote]It was during a Spanish language service, so it may have been otherwise motivated.

Was it one of those idiots from the "Freedom Convoy"?

by Anonymousreply 24February 11, 2024 11:01 PM

How much do you wanna bet Joel or one of his family members paid their housekeeper's sister, cousin or aunt to do this?

by Anonymousreply 25February 11, 2024 11:12 PM

Ugh. He looks as repulsive as ever.

Americans love their snake oil salesmen.

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by Anonymousreply 26February 11, 2024 11:27 PM

People aren’t safe in any crowd in the US. Not even in church.

by Anonymousreply 27February 12, 2024 12:24 AM

[quote] Not even in church.

Well churches should be more prone to shootings given that many of the parishioners own guns.

by Anonymousreply 28February 12, 2024 12:27 AM

R27, they molest kids and brainwash. No one had been safe in there for centuries.

by Anonymousreply 29February 12, 2024 12:27 AM

R29 that isn’t exclusive to church.

by Anonymousreply 30February 12, 2024 12:29 AM

[QUOTE]Well churches should be more prone to shootings given that many of the parishioners own guns.

And they keep attracting nearly $60K in cash during just one preachy event!!!

Congrats Houston!!!

by Anonymousreply 31February 12, 2024 12:30 AM

Oh, no. I'm sorry fo my error at r31. $60k made more sense for an average small church that ends proceeds to keep the roof on.

It was over $600K, OVER HALF A MILLION these cheating cunts bring in EACH AND EVERY WEEKEND.

by Anonymousreply 32February 12, 2024 1:07 AM

Unbelievable r32. A total con man and crooked son of a bitch like Osteen clears that much money every weekend. It's sickening.

by Anonymousreply 33February 12, 2024 1:09 AM

Tell me, Will, did you enjoy it? Your first murder? Of course you did. And why shouldn't it feel good? It does to god. Why, only last week in Texas he dropped a whole church roof on the heads of 34 of his worshippers just as they were groveling through a hymn. He wouldn't begrudge you one journalist.

by Anonymousreply 34February 12, 2024 1:09 AM

Back in '05 Joel Osteen's wife Victoria had a meltdown on a plane and attacked a flight attendant. Such a godly woman she is!

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by Anonymousreply 35February 12, 2024 1:11 AM

The dead perp was a woman celebrating "Take Your Child to Work Day".

The deceased shooter at Joel Olsteen’s Lakewood Church was a female armed with a long rifle, wearing a trench coat, accompanied by a small child who is now in critical condition after being hit, according to law enforcement.

Houston Police Chief Troy Finner revealed in a Sunday news conference following the incident that the shooter was a woman between the ages of 30-35. The shooter brought the 4 to 5 year old child with her to the shooting.

When she began firing, two off-duty law enforcement officers, one a Houston cop and the other a federal officer, engaged the suspect, shooting and killing her. The child was also struck and is in critical condition.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 12, 2024 1:23 AM

I wonder if this was a woman or a man identifying as a woman.

by Anonymousreply 37February 12, 2024 1:26 AM

Wait they stream it live where is it?

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by Anonymousreply 38February 12, 2024 1:26 AM

Oh, man. This shooting that put a child into critical condition on the Osteen property might be a game changer for the $600K/week family that invites crazies into their "house of worship" as a matter of course (if they look like they have the cash to belong.)

by Anonymousreply 39February 12, 2024 1:51 AM

[quote] that invites crazies into their "house of worship" as a matter of course (if they look like they have the cash to belong.)

You mean all the rich Hispanics?

by Anonymousreply 40February 12, 2024 1:56 AM

Explain, please, r40.

by Anonymousreply 41February 12, 2024 2:20 AM

[quote] Explain, please

It was a Spanish-language service, R41.

by Anonymousreply 42February 12, 2024 2:24 AM

He seems really shaken up

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by Anonymousreply 43February 12, 2024 2:26 AM

Until shootings like this become a common occurrence at churches, instead of schools, the fundies will continue to support having no restrictions on guns.

Galatians 6:7: “Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.”

by Anonymousreply 44February 12, 2024 2:26 AM

Under his eye.

by Anonymousreply 45February 12, 2024 2:28 AM

He will open.

by Anonymousreply 46February 12, 2024 2:28 AM

[QUOTE]It was a Spanish-language service, [R41].

It had to be someone. Why not a beleaguered Hispanic woman?

by Anonymousreply 47February 12, 2024 7:15 AM

ANOTHER trans shooter, Jesus

by Anonymousreply 48February 12, 2024 5:16 PM

Really? I should have guessed since the story is quiet now.

by Anonymousreply 49February 12, 2024 5:18 PM

A life dedicated to his sheep.

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by Anonymousreply 50February 12, 2024 5:18 PM


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by Anonymousreply 51February 12, 2024 5:21 PM

The shooter was a Pro-Palestinian transgender from El Salvador with a list of crimes bigger than Joel’s bank account.

by Anonymousreply 52February 12, 2024 5:23 PM

Of course he was R52. Now let us never speak of this again.

by Anonymousreply 53February 12, 2024 5:27 PM

R37 called it. R37 is a prophet

by Anonymousreply 54February 12, 2024 5:38 PM

I knew this wasn’t a woman after reading he took a young child with him to the church armed with deadly intention.

Plus the trench coat, it’s not a look favored by women especially in warmer climates.

by Anonymousreply 55February 12, 2024 5:51 PM

Nothing will convince people to side with the Palestinians faster than being a murdererous asshole.

Genius move.

by Anonymousreply 56February 12, 2024 5:57 PM

It's not clear if the off duty law enforcement officers who shot the perp were hired security or attending the service.

by Anonymousreply 57February 12, 2024 6:04 PM

A lot of people believe, and he says, he only makes money from his books. I call bullshit. He's not giving those collections to charity.

by Anonymousreply 58February 12, 2024 6:43 PM
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by Anonymousreply 59February 12, 2024 6:48 PM

Wait, is it a man playing woman or vice versa? It's of course hard to find anything about it but I heard it was a TIF, which would explain the kid, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 60February 12, 2024 6:50 PM

Trans, El Salvador, Pro-palestine. Pulled from Greg Abbott central casting.

by Anonymousreply 61February 12, 2024 6:52 PM

Ah thanks R59. It was the usual mtf troon. I love that the news called Jeffrey Escalante "she". Keep that bullshit rhetoric up, we don't want to offend his dead ass.

by Anonymousreply 62February 12, 2024 6:53 PM

Whose child is it? His, a girlfriend's?

by Anonymousreply 63February 12, 2024 6:55 PM

I've heard the kid is not going to make it. Poor thing. But I suppose with a troon dad, he was already fucked.

by Anonymousreply 64February 12, 2024 7:11 PM

We should make Bingo cards to play every time there is a new shooting incident.

by Anonymousreply 65February 12, 2024 7:11 PM

Too bad there wasn't an explosion at the church, that would have been gold.

by Anonymousreply 66February 12, 2024 7:16 PM

Jesus Christ, and we JUST had the carpet cleaned.

by Anonymousreply 67February 12, 2024 7:31 PM

[quote] The shooter was a Pro-Palestinian transgender from El Salvador with a list of crimes bigger than Joel’s bank account.

Joe's new base

by Anonymousreply 68February 12, 2024 8:16 PM

Reports said it was a woman, wiki says it's a man. No trans activists are correcting them so maybe it was FTM. Testosterone is a helluva drug.

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by Anonymousreply 69February 12, 2024 8:24 PM

American “Christians” are hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 70February 12, 2024 8:29 PM

Yes, they are R70, but I don't think this person was either of those things.

by Anonymousreply 71February 12, 2024 8:32 PM

[quote] It was over $600K, OVER HALF A MILLION these cheating cunts bring in EACH AND EVERY WEEKEND.

Tax-free, baby!!!

by Anonymousreply 72February 12, 2024 8:33 PM

Genesse Moreno, 36, shot dead in Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church in Texas had 'Free Palestine' scrawled on her AR-15

The shooter has been identified as Genesse Ivonne Moreno, 36, aka Jeffrey, and has a lengthy criminal record going back to 2005, including assault, weapons, marijuana possession and forgery charges.

A 28-year-old Houston police officer and a 38-year-old agent with the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission returned fire.

by Anonymousreply 73February 12, 2024 8:36 PM

So it was a woman who claimed to be a man? So maybe the kid was hers.

by Anonymousreply 74February 12, 2024 8:41 PM

r69 looks like the tenth circle of Dante's hell.

by Anonymousreply 75February 12, 2024 8:48 PM

R61 lied. The shooter is a cis female who shot her own kid. Of course Chaya Raichik and Elon Musk were also making false claims about the shooter being trans

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by Anonymousreply 76February 12, 2024 8:50 PM

[quote] that isn’t exclusive to church.

Nice strawman.

by Anonymousreply 77February 12, 2024 8:51 PM

R76, they identified as a man. Another antisemetic tranny.

by Anonymousreply 78February 12, 2024 8:52 PM

The wokesters are trying to bury another tranny spa incident.

by Anonymousreply 79February 12, 2024 8:53 PM

Pic of the shooter

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by Anonymousreply 80February 12, 2024 8:55 PM

Go slap yourself silly, r79.

by Anonymousreply 81February 12, 2024 8:55 PM

r80 meet r59

by Anonymousreply 82February 12, 2024 8:57 PM

r82 meet my thick 8 inches and choke on it. Some people just want a quick pic and not a fucking Youtube video.

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by Anonymousreply 84February 12, 2024 9:01 PM

This little Joel-o Pudding Pop makes Clay Aiken seem straight.

by Anonymousreply 85February 12, 2024 9:03 PM

R81, go slip yourself silly.

Fox just edited their article to remove the stuff about the killer being trans.

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by Anonymousreply 86February 12, 2024 10:39 PM

[quote][R81], go slip yourself silly.

Well, r86, you tried.

by Anonymousreply 87February 12, 2024 10:42 PM

That looka like a wo-man.

by Anonymousreply 88February 12, 2024 10:45 PM

This is confusing WTF is the perp, a man or woman.

The behavior is certainly not female but maybe she is suffering from severe mental illness which would certainly put the actions into perspective. Sad case and the poor child will suffer the consequences.

by Anonymousreply 89February 12, 2024 11:01 PM

Does it have a dick? Inquiring minds want to know.

by Anonymousreply 90February 12, 2024 11:17 PM

[QUOTE]was subject to an emergency detention order in 2016 due to mental health issues and was dealing with a fraught dispute with her ex-husband and his family, officials said Monday.

[QUOTE]“We believe there was a familial dispute that has taken place through her ex-husband and her ex-husband’s family, who are Jewish. That may be where some of this stems from,” said Christopher Hassig, commander of the Houston Police Department’s homicide special investigations unit.

Despite a mental health history and a long rap sheet:

[QUOTE]Moreno purchased the AR-15 rifle in December, and officials were still tracing it and trying to determine how she purchased both guns.

[QUOTE]At the briefing, Finner and the FBI special agent in charge were asked how Moreno was able to obtain guns when records show that a weapon was taken away from her in 2022 and that the FBI had questioned her attempt to purchase a weapon last year. Generally, Texas has few restrictions on gun purchases, with no firearm sales registry, no required waiting period to buy a gun and no red-flag law guarding against mentally ill or violent people having weapons. “That’s part of the investigation,” Finner said. “That’s the challenges that we have.

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by Anonymousreply 91February 12, 2024 11:18 PM

[quote] This is confusing WTF is the perp, a man or woman

The perp is a woman who takes advantage of transitioning when useful. Because she can.

You know the kind.

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by Anonymousreply 92February 12, 2024 11:31 PM

R91 That is a terrible read, this bitch did it to make her ex suffer.

by Anonymousreply 93February 12, 2024 11:35 PM

R6, That is a very unfortunate face. He needs to fix that before daddy runs out of money.

by Anonymousreply 94February 12, 2024 11:39 PM

[quote]“We believe there was a familial dispute that has taken place through her ex-husband and her ex-husband’s family, who are Jewish."

Mad at the Jews so she shot up a fundie megachurch. Makes sense.

I'm not advocating shooting up ANY place btw, before one of you bitches flips out.

by Anonymousreply 95February 12, 2024 11:39 PM

Killing a child to get back at or deprive the other parent is almost always the handiwork of a straight male.

by Anonymousreply 96February 12, 2024 11:43 PM

WaPO says it's a "cis" woman, with, among a shitload of aliases, one male alias.

by Anonymousreply 97February 12, 2024 11:44 PM

Yet Joel still walks among us.

by Anonymousreply 98February 12, 2024 11:48 PM

I'm wondering what the custody arrangements were. Her first mental health hold was in 2016 which roughly coincided with her pregnancy and his birth (the boy is 7) I wonder why someone with her MH problems and history of police encounters didn't have supervised visits with the child.

by Anonymousreply 99February 12, 2024 11:55 PM

Archived version of WaPo link.

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by Anonymousreply 100February 13, 2024 12:36 AM

I feel sorry for what the child had already endured, what a batshit mother. If she had primary custody, I can't imagine how fucked up his life has been.

by Anonymousreply 101February 13, 2024 1:04 AM

More context.

She was schizophrenic, not trans.

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by Anonymousreply 102February 13, 2024 2:07 AM

Olsteen is giddy and filled with glee @ R26.

by Anonymousreply 103February 13, 2024 2:40 AM

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers......

And remember to donate to me. Er, I mean the church. Those private planes and mansions aren't going to pay for themselves.

by Anonymousreply 104February 13, 2024 2:51 AM

R89, it's a cisgender woman. Republicans were lying and claiming she was trans

by Anonymousreply 105February 13, 2024 6:09 AM

Of course Texas makes it easier for nuts to buy guns

by Anonymousreply 106February 13, 2024 6:10 AM

Texas practically issues guns to people who have a screw loose.

by Anonymousreply 107February 13, 2024 10:45 AM
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