Shooting at Joel Osteens church

I thought that southern fried queen was in jail.

Thoughts and ….

FINALLY, some good news.

“Just a small donation gives you my sincerest blessing!”

He's safe. He was probably in the vault counting his thousands from the plate today.

Is his gay-faced "son" okay?*

*I suspect his father is not Joel.

R6 😁 👃 🍪

^ dose teefs are awful

I remember that scene from Fun with Dick and Jane where they rob the televangelist. Maybe this is a robbery.

Apostrophe.

[quote] Maybe this is a robbery.

It was during a Spanish language service, so it may have been otherwise motivated.

It is God's plan.

[quote]It was during a Spanish language service

Osteen is an AGENT OF THE DEVIL!!!

Please send Joel more of your hard-earned money to help him through this difficult time!

[quote]Is his gay-faced "son" okay?*

I'm fine! I worship the ground my filthy rich father carries his money on!

.[quote]Is Joel safe?

I sure hope not.

And take Dump with you.

HE’S NOT A CHRISTIAN!

[QUOTE] remember that scene from Fun with Dick and Jane where they rob the televangelist. Maybe this is a robbery.

There actually was a robbery at the church. The proceeds literally got plastered in a bathroom. All $600Ks worth from weekend services.

I truly think Osteen would throw a live child in front of him to spare himself. He is truly the embodiment of the devil. If there is such a thing as hell, he will surely be rotting there.

Police in Texas reportedly shot a “possible shooter” who may have also had a bomb strapped to her chest as she headed toward a Houston-area church on Sunday.

Two suspects were involved in the near-attack on Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church — and at least one was a woman, according to Channel 3 Now.

“The whole church started praying and declaring Jesus’ name,” she said. “I was like, ‘This might be the last time I get to pray, that I get to glorify the name of Jesus, so I’m going to do this.’”

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The praying parishioner must be an immigrant. An American would have been videoing the event on their phone.

Is that creep with pedo eyes dead?

[quote]Is Joel safe?

Joel is safe, but the same can't be said of all the dumb, gullible victims he bilks.

Let's see how long it takes someone to blame this on Joe Biden!

[quote]It was during a Spanish language service, so it may have been otherwise motivated.

Was it one of those idiots from the "Freedom Convoy"?

How much do you wanna bet Joel or one of his family members paid their housekeeper's sister, cousin or aunt to do this?

Ugh. He looks as repulsive as ever.

Americans love their snake oil salesmen.

People aren’t safe in any crowd in the US. Not even in church.

[quote] Not even in church.

Well churches should be more prone to shootings given that many of the parishioners own guns.

R27, they molest kids and brainwash. No one had been safe in there for centuries.

R29 that isn’t exclusive to church.

[QUOTE]Well churches should be more prone to shootings given that many of the parishioners own guns.

And they keep attracting nearly $60K in cash during just one preachy event!!!

Congrats Houston!!!

Oh, no. I'm sorry fo my error at r31. $60k made more sense for an average small church that ends proceeds to keep the roof on.

It was over $600K, OVER HALF A MILLION these cheating cunts bring in EACH AND EVERY WEEKEND.

Unbelievable r32. A total con man and crooked son of a bitch like Osteen clears that much money every weekend. It's sickening.

Tell me, Will, did you enjoy it? Your first murder? Of course you did. And why shouldn't it feel good? It does to god. Why, only last week in Texas he dropped a whole church roof on the heads of 34 of his worshippers just as they were groveling through a hymn. He wouldn't begrudge you one journalist.

Back in '05 Joel Osteen's wife Victoria had a meltdown on a plane and attacked a flight attendant. Such a godly woman she is!

The dead perp was a woman celebrating "Take Your Child to Work Day".

The deceased shooter at Joel Olsteen’s Lakewood Church was a female armed with a long rifle, wearing a trench coat, accompanied by a small child who is now in critical condition after being hit, according to law enforcement.

Houston Police Chief Troy Finner revealed in a Sunday news conference following the incident that the shooter was a woman between the ages of 30-35. The shooter brought the 4 to 5 year old child with her to the shooting.

When she began firing, two off-duty law enforcement officers, one a Houston cop and the other a federal officer, engaged the suspect, shooting and killing her. The child was also struck and is in critical condition.

I wonder if this was a woman or a man identifying as a woman.

Wait they stream it live where is it?

Oh, man. This shooting that put a child into critical condition on the Osteen property might be a game changer for the $600K/week family that invites crazies into their "house of worship" as a matter of course (if they look like they have the cash to belong.)

[quote] that invites crazies into their "house of worship" as a matter of course (if they look like they have the cash to belong.)

You mean all the rich Hispanics?

Explain, please, r40.

[quote] Explain, please

It was a Spanish-language service, R41.

He seems really shaken up

Until shootings like this become a common occurrence at churches, instead of schools, the fundies will continue to support having no restrictions on guns.

Galatians 6:7: “Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.”

Under his eye.

He will open.

[QUOTE]It was a Spanish-language service, [R41].

It had to be someone. Why not a beleaguered Hispanic woman?

ANOTHER trans shooter, Jesus

Really? I should have guessed since the story is quiet now.

A life dedicated to his sheep.

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The shooter was a Pro-Palestinian transgender from El Salvador with a list of crimes bigger than Joel’s bank account.

Of course he was R52. Now let us never speak of this again.

R37 called it. R37 is a prophet

I knew this wasn’t a woman after reading he took a young child with him to the church armed with deadly intention.

Plus the trench coat, it’s not a look favored by women especially in warmer climates.

Nothing will convince people to side with the Palestinians faster than being a murdererous asshole.

Genius move.

It's not clear if the off duty law enforcement officers who shot the perp were hired security or attending the service.

A lot of people believe, and he says, he only makes money from his books. I call bullshit. He's not giving those collections to charity.

Wait, is it a man playing woman or vice versa? It's of course hard to find anything about it but I heard it was a TIF, which would explain the kid, I guess.

Trans, El Salvador, Pro-palestine. Pulled from Greg Abbott central casting.

Ah thanks R59. It was the usual mtf troon. I love that the news called Jeffrey Escalante "she". Keep that bullshit rhetoric up, we don't want to offend his dead ass.

Whose child is it? His, a girlfriend's?

I've heard the kid is not going to make it. Poor thing. But I suppose with a troon dad, he was already fucked.

We should make Bingo cards to play every time there is a new shooting incident.

Too bad there wasn't an explosion at the church, that would have been gold.

Jesus Christ, and we JUST had the carpet cleaned.

[quote] The shooter was a Pro-Palestinian transgender from El Salvador with a list of crimes bigger than Joel’s bank account.

Joe's new base

Reports said it was a woman, wiki says it's a man. No trans activists are correcting them so maybe it was FTM. Testosterone is a helluva drug.

American “Christians” are hilarious!

Yes, they are R70, but I don't think this person was either of those things.

[quote] It was over $600K, OVER HALF A MILLION these cheating cunts bring in EACH AND EVERY WEEKEND.

Tax-free, baby!!!

Genesse Moreno, 36, shot dead in Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church in Texas had 'Free Palestine' scrawled on her AR-15

The shooter has been identified as Genesse Ivonne Moreno, 36, aka Jeffrey, and has a lengthy criminal record going back to 2005, including assault, weapons, marijuana possession and forgery charges.

A 28-year-old Houston police officer and a 38-year-old agent with the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission returned fire.

So it was a woman who claimed to be a man? So maybe the kid was hers.

r69 looks like the tenth circle of Dante's hell.

R61 lied. The shooter is a cis female who shot her own kid. Of course Chaya Raichik and Elon Musk were also making false claims about the shooter being trans

[quote] that isn’t exclusive to church.

Nice strawman.

R76, they identified as a man. Another antisemetic tranny.

The wokesters are trying to bury another tranny spa incident.

Pic of the shooter

Go slap yourself silly, r79.

r80 meet r59

r82 meet my thick 8 inches and choke on it. Some people just want a quick pic and not a fucking Youtube video.

MARY!!!

This little Joel-o Pudding Pop makes Clay Aiken seem straight.

R81, go slip yourself silly.

Fox just edited their article to remove the stuff about the killer being trans.

[quote][R81], go slip yourself silly.

Well, r86, you tried.

That looka like a wo-man.

This is confusing WTF is the perp, a man or woman.

The behavior is certainly not female but maybe she is suffering from severe mental illness which would certainly put the actions into perspective. Sad case and the poor child will suffer the consequences.

Does it have a dick? Inquiring minds want to know.

[QUOTE]was subject to an emergency detention order in 2016 due to mental health issues and was dealing with a fraught dispute with her ex-husband and his family, officials said Monday.

[QUOTE]“We believe there was a familial dispute that has taken place through her ex-husband and her ex-husband’s family, who are Jewish. That may be where some of this stems from,” said Christopher Hassig, commander of the Houston Police Department’s homicide special investigations unit.

Despite a mental health history and a long rap sheet:

[QUOTE]Moreno purchased the AR-15 rifle in December, and officials were still tracing it and trying to determine how she purchased both guns.

[QUOTE]At the briefing, Finner and the FBI special agent in charge were asked how Moreno was able to obtain guns when records show that a weapon was taken away from her in 2022 and that the FBI had questioned her attempt to purchase a weapon last year. Generally, Texas has few restrictions on gun purchases, with no firearm sales registry, no required waiting period to buy a gun and no red-flag law guarding against mentally ill or violent people having weapons. “That’s part of the investigation,” Finner said. “That’s the challenges that we have.

[quote] This is confusing WTF is the perp, a man or woman

The perp is a woman who takes advantage of transitioning when useful. Because she can.

You know the kind.

R91 That is a terrible read, this bitch did it to make her ex suffer.

R6, That is a very unfortunate face. He needs to fix that before daddy runs out of money.

[quote]“We believe there was a familial dispute that has taken place through her ex-husband and her ex-husband’s family, who are Jewish."

Mad at the Jews so she shot up a fundie megachurch. Makes sense.

I'm not advocating shooting up ANY place btw, before one of you bitches flips out.

Killing a child to get back at or deprive the other parent is almost always the handiwork of a straight male.

WaPO says it's a "cis" woman, with, among a shitload of aliases, one male alias.

Yet Joel still walks among us.

I'm wondering what the custody arrangements were. Her first mental health hold was in 2016 which roughly coincided with her pregnancy and his birth (the boy is 7) I wonder why someone with her MH problems and history of police encounters didn't have supervised visits with the child.

Archived version of WaPo link.

I feel sorry for what the child had already endured, what a batshit mother. If she had primary custody, I can't imagine how fucked up his life has been.

More context.

She was schizophrenic, not trans.

Olsteen is giddy and filled with glee @ R26.

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers......

And remember to donate to me. Er, I mean the church. Those private planes and mansions aren't going to pay for themselves.

R89, it's a cisgender woman. Republicans were lying and claiming she was trans

Of course Texas makes it easier for nuts to buy guns

Texas practically issues guns to people who have a screw loose.

Now the footage is out.

The poor child is finally breathing on his own, but with horrible brain damage.

Forgot the link. ^

Joel Osteen is so disappointing. What charity does he give to on his own? Might as well be the church of money worship.

Here comes another con hiding behind a collar His only god is the almighty dollar He ain't no prophet, he ain't no healer He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer

[quote]What charity does he give to on his own?

The charity that enables him to buy another Gulfstream.

He's got a brilliant con job going on. Give Joel your paycheck because Jesus says so!

Joel Osteen's mansion in Houston. This is just one of his houses. You can be a grifting piece of shit but as long as you wrap it up in the Bible you get a free pass. Isn't this a great country?

Yes it is R114!

People are bigly stupid to believe in that Sclock, I need to see his leaked naked pics.

He says he made it solely off his book sales and doesn't collect from the church. He says God's abundant enough for him and everyone to have a hundred million.

What do Houston area people believe?

Now if you can only send a dollar or two, There ain't a hell of a lot I can promise to you But if you wants to see heaven's door, Make out a check for five hundred dollars or more