Would you lick a straight man’s ass?

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Sure, why not? But make him look at your puny little cocklet anyway. It'll do him some good.

They don't have that great of hygiene back there. BTDT

Sure, go ahead. He will overreact as though you had invented oxygen or something.

Why didn't you warn him and told him to get a vasectomy? Then you two wouldn't be in the situation you are now. Karma.

R3 What makes you say that? But now that you mentioned it, I’m wondering if that’s the reason why the slut didn’t do it for more than a minute. But what I’m concerned is my boyfriend. I’ve never really cheated on him before and we are monogamous.

R2 I don’t think he’d be okay with that. In any case, I don’t care wearing a jockstrap.

How old is your boyfriend, OP?

R3, can you care to elaborate?

R7, my boyfriend is the same age as me.

r8 I tried not to offend him but I got a baby wipe and used it on him before I did it. He was tall and handsome, otherwise his hygiene was good but straight guys don't keep it clean back there.

If he’s cute and it’s clean.

Then yes.

R11, I think by the time I find out whether he’s clean or not I think it’d be too late. He’s extremely handsome and good looking though.

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To answer your question, I've done it before and will do again for the right guy.

I will do just about anything, except I draw the line at licking anyone's ass.

0/10 OP…the 6’ blond description was a bit over the top, don’t you think?

Do it! Do it!

Take a secret video too, and post it.

R15, not really, I’m a Japanese guy who works in Finland. It’s actually quite common here.

R13 and R16, I just don’t want my boyfriend to ever find out about it.

R18, what he doesn't know won't hurt him. ;)

Why hello Jan! Long time no see!

R18, you’re totally right on that. 😂

This **straight** guy is all it takes for you to cheat?

Don't listen to R22. We don't do frau-y monogamy here.😂

Young gaylings and their monogamy always crack me up - as if they have to preserve the sanctity of their marital bed to keep bloodlines pure. Men don't show love through sex - although sex with someone you love can be hot, or boring as hell, depending.

And OP, that is why you start off in the shower. Tell him you want to watch him get naked and shower, and then you soap up and clean his ass and hole yourself. If you're gonna stick your tongue down there, a soapy finger is nothing - especially if it insures you'll both enjoy it.

I only lick straight men’s asses.

Close you legs to married men!

R24 You have a point out there actually. About the showering part, I’m not sure he’d be up for it but it’s of course worth trying.

I only open my legs to married men.

R25, really? Why is that thought? And you don’t mind if they may not be the cleanest? I’ve heard so many gays say that straight men are apparently not the cleanest back there.

Sexual gratification from anal stimulation is purely physiological and not based on sexuality. There are probably more straight men, numerically speaking, than gay men in the world who would get off on getting their holes played with. But I would imagine about only 1% of them will find someone willing to do it. The internet is causing more and more straight men to turn to gay buddies or acquaintances to experience the stuff they think they know how to do the best. I have played with a couple of married holes in my day, and boy is it a game changer for them.

Go for it OP. Don’t be singing Katy Perry’s ‘The One That Got Away’ 20 years down the road. Let us know how it goes.

R29 I’m not attracted to gay ass.

R30, True true! But I’m just wondering why people here keep saying that straight men are dirty. R31, True! Maybe I should just not let my bf know about this and deal with it myself.

R32, me too. When I lick a but, I want a tight little button, I don't want to suck on some colon.

We have a real life Gen Z on Datalounge? Is this like a leprechaun sighting?

R32, can I know why that is? Is it because straight men are more naturally masculine and smell more masculine too? I would honestly get that. However, it’s the hygiene part that concerns me a bit. What do you do about it?

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R34, would about rimming gay tops?

Maybe we need to start circumcising the anus instead of the foreskin from now on? Then we don't have to worry about straight guys not washing their behind anymore.

[quote] I just don’t want my boyfriend to ever find out about it.

I'm sure you'll be fine either way. Just given the way you're talking about all this, I think we all know your "boyfriend" is more a fuck buddy/roommate, so don't make too much of it.

Now if you keep coming back for seconds cuz you can’t get enough of the tasty straight ass, you’re gonna have to come clean to the bf.

R40, that’s not true at all. My boyfriend and I have been in a monogamous relationship for three years. And yes, we are boyfriends!

R41, that’s what I’m worried about tbh. 😭

But let’s see what happens. I’m gonna be meeting him tomorrow so let’s see.

I have a straight (married, three kids) work colleague who is the same age as me, and has a perfectly round, pert ass that I’ve fantasized about eating for the last couple of years. He was a college football player and is not even really my type to be honest, but I am fucking spellbound by his ass. I sneak glances of it any chance I can. I want him to pull down his khakis and sit on my face anytime I see it. I’d even fuck him, and I’m mostly a bottom—but sometimes the ass is too good.

Seize the day and eat that ass, OP.

[quote] Is it because straight men are more naturally masculine and smell more masculine too?

R32 Are you for real? They’re not a different species, you know that right? Do you think Woody Allen smells more masculine because he’s straight?

You should go full Golden Corral on him.

R45 It’s psychological. Straight men’s asses are basically untouched. Their wives don’t pleasure them down there. It’s like a forbidden fruit. When you get your tongue on it, it’s like you leaving your make on this man’s ass that’s yours to taste.

Charge him double what the whole charged.

Get it all upfront before you set foot in the backyard.

Why are your chasing work colleagues? Look elsewhere. You don't shit where you eat.

Once you rim a straight guy's hole, it's a treasure you'll cherish forever.

It's better than the Ring!

[quote]You don't shit where you eat.

But he does eat where other people shit.

can we please not talk about shitting where you eat and rimming?

The colleague shits where OP eats, R49.

Get it together!

R47 and R50, yes that’s what is keeping me excited. I’ve very often (too often to be honest) fantasised about straight men and this just seems to be a dream come true. If only I was single I could have gone ahead guilt free. In any case, I’m meeting him tomorrow so we’ll see how that goes.

honey, in your head you're clearly single. just do it, and have the breakup everybody has in their twenties.

I am curious about if you'll get Hep B or Hep C from rimming.

No only Hep A.

What does "Ive never really cheated on my bf before" mean?

It is the one sex act that I don't understand what either party gets from it. Your tongue isn't long enough to go deep enough to lick the prostate, so what's the kink? But I don't judge, everybody do whatever makes you happy.

Don't be a fool. Do NOT do this. Go lick some other straight guy's ass if you feel like it, but I GUARANTEE your friendship will never be the same if you do. AND your boyfriend WILL find out and you and he will never be the same either.

Don't mess with a good friendship and/or a good relationship because your dick gets hard over this. It's a no brainer.

R42

Don’t worry then some people can be trusted to keep their word once given and most of us can’t. You will be among the can’t.

Pay no attention to R61.

Rim and report back to us!

There’s a straight doorman in my building who stops by my place on occasion. He goes ape when I eat his ass.

R64, he was very receptive to your advertised slogan: I lick where [italic]she[/italic] wont!

Your entire post sounds made up OP. What a story!

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

THIS is a “once in a lifetime” offer? Get some priorities, OP.

OP = self hating gay Aspie and an EST troll.

OP, let me tell you a little story:

One day at my expensive gym, after I finished my workout, I went to the locker room and like two feet away from my locker someone had left a stretched out pair of whities on the carpeted floor. The undercarriage was CAKED with a very thick skid mark that was cracking like sun-dried mud. It was disgusting.

After a few minutes this guy came in the cubby and was on the other side of the nasty, soiled underwear and I look over and said to him, nodding towards the underwear, and said, “Can you believe that…?,” shaking my head with a slight laugh. He didn’t say anything. Instead, he stepped into the underwear and pulled them up.

DO NOT RIM STRAIGHT MEN.

Of course, OP.

Your only posts and only thread on the DL is this one, and you appear with an authenticated ID.

Of COURSE you're not trolling, you POS. Even your English betrays you, with the just-so detail and other peculiar wordings (referring to the man's wife as"the woman.").

Fuck off.

The fact he wants you to do this means he is going to fuck you. Be prepared. You can't really eat his ass without doing the balls and cock. Just get him hot and bothered and crawl up him and say "I know you want to fuck me" and mount him. Then as you ride him move in for the kiss. Once you get the tongue in he will fuck you harder. Let him come in you and then joke about you not being able to get pregnant and anytime he wants to do it again just to let you know.

Wow R72. Thank you for the lessons on self respect.

[quote] straight men...smell more masculine too? I would honestly get that.

You are obviously very warped, OP, if you believe that.

r73 sorry where is the self-respect in the OP's post? This ain't about self-respect it is about bagging a straight man on your terms.

OP asks, What should I be doing?

Taking a writing class.

Fair enough, R75. I was just kidding.

Every chance we get.

[quote]It is the one sex act that I don't understand what either party gets from it.

And I wouldn't cross the street for (only) a blowjob for the hottest man.

While other people get off on frottage of all things.

As you say, different people like different things.

But here’s the thing, R23.

To me “frau” monogamy denotes a closed unit of two and no fucking outside it. The male enters into the deal knowing the female is assigned the duty of policing the sex and neither acknowledges that what they’re doing is fragile and nothing like what the majority of heterosexual men really want, but at least he knows she probably won’t be announcing any pregnancies by other men if monogamy is such a big damn deal to them.

Whereas non-frau monogamy is an arrangement within which both partners get what they want. At least in theory.

In this case, OP is worried enough about his boyfriend to come here and ask about the wisdom of cheating with a *straight* man. My personal feeling is, if OP is going to cheat he should at least cheat with a gay man. If OP’s boyfriend finds out and blows up, OP still has possibilities with a hypothetical gay man, while the straight guy will always keep him in a closet as small and tight as the ones heterosexual frauen are expected to keep their husbands in.

No. As to licking a gay man's ass, I haven't done it in years, and rarely did it. Even then, I did it with guys who I knew cleaned themselves out.

Well, OP? How did it go?

Did you chow down on that straight ass?

R82 and everyone else. Sorry for the late response but yes, we met post work at my place (my boyfriend was still at work) and I ended up blowing him and licking his ass. It felt a little weird to cheat at first but I ended up not feeling guilty anymore thereafter. He also played with my nipples and did a little bit of dirty talk while he watched straight porn. Overall, I jerked off later after he left that night and ended up cumming massively. The strange part is, we haven’t spoken since it happened. I told my boyfriend today and he did not seem too surprised by it and kinda got excited after him who the guy was (they know each other). Thank you all for your advices.

And honestly, I also talked to my boyfriend about the possibility of a threesome with him after the initial awkwardness goes away. And yes, I agree that straight men may not incredibly massively clean like most gays but I think the hotness of the situation and the man involved kinda makes you overlook that.

No. I’d never do it unless I knew the guy was scrupulously clean (and smoking hot). Straight guys I imagine have no concept of anal hygiene.

So, R84, the candidiasis or giardia you get from a straight guy’s ass is ok?

R86, I think you misunderstood me. He wasn’t dirty in the way you guys are thinking. He was just sweaty down there (even his dick and balls) and he smelled of sweat and musk strongly down there. But he wasn’t dirty as in shit.

Uh huh R87. You’ll have plenty of time to post while you’re shitting your brains out when you get sick.

All of you would and you know it!!

No, I wouldn't lick any man's ass. I have standards.

And R88, you were raised right.

I take it none of you go to Chaturbate.