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Electra, Tessie Tura, and Mazeppa

If you wanna make it,

Twinkle while you shake it.

If you wanna grind it,

Wait till you've refined it.

If you wanna bump it,

Bump it with a trumpet!

by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2024 4:58 PM

Once I was a schleppa

now I'm Miss Mazeppa

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2024 4:24 PM

Mazeppa? Dyke ya know

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2024 4:30 PM

With my revolution in dance!

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2024 4:32 PM

I’m electrifyin’ and I ain’t even tryin’

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2024 4:33 PM

Dressy Tessie Tura

is so much more demura!

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2024 4:34 PM

Take a look how diff'rent we are!

by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2024 4:34 PM

Paul O'Grady as Lily Savage as Miss Mazzeppa, Cilla Black as Electra, and Barbara Windsor as Tessie Tessitura.

"Hit me with your rhythm stick"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2024 4:40 PM

Somethin' wrong with strippin'?

by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2024 4:46 PM

I saw a production with a very small cast a few years ago, where Electra was a man in drag.

by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2024 4:58 PM
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