If you wanna make it,
Twinkle while you shake it.
If you wanna grind it,
Wait till you've refined it.
If you wanna bump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!
Electra, Tessie Tura, and Mazeppa
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 11, 2024 3:58 PM |
Once I was a schleppa
now I'm Miss Mazeppa
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 11, 2024 3:24 PM |
Mazeppa? Dyke ya know
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 11, 2024 3:30 PM |
With my revolution in dance!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 11, 2024 3:32 PM |
I’m electrifyin’ and I ain’t even tryin’
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 11, 2024 3:33 PM |
Dressy Tessie Tura
is so much more demura!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 11, 2024 3:34 PM |
Take a look how diff'rent we are!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 11, 2024 3:34 PM |
Paul O'Grady as Lily Savage as Miss Mazzeppa, Cilla Black as Electra, and Barbara Windsor as Tessie Tessitura.
"Hit me with your rhythm stick"
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 11, 2024 3:40 PM |
Somethin' wrong with strippin'?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 11, 2024 3:46 PM |
I saw a production with a very small cast a few years ago, where Electra was a man in drag.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 11, 2024 3:58 PM |