Rigged Super Bowl

The latest MAGA bullshit.

It's bullshit.

1: This sounds so implausible. Why get Taylor Swift's BF to the Super Bowl? So she will then attend and boost attention/viewing figures?

2: Not everything is MAGA related, R1.

R3 This is a rumor started by MAGAts in response to their contempt for Taylor Swift.

It's completely MAGA generated, and it's complete bullshit.

That's why Howard Stern didn't entertain it. He won't feed that crap.

I love watching yassss Kweens vacillate if we were talking about Howard alone they’d be screeching about his gay jokes in the 90s

Why are conspirators always so much better organized than everyone else?

R3 MAGA started a conspiracy theory that the Super Bowl is rigged for Kansas City to win so that afterward, Taylor Swift can go onto the field and publicly endorse Biden.

Yes, folks, they're that batshit crazy.

R7 I have not heard that part, the political endorsement

You gotta LOVE the Maga Crazies, they really believe this shit. I've heard the Howard Stern interview on this& their hatred of Taylor Swift is funny.

R8 Oh, yeah. All the MAGAts on Twitter are spreading this.

R6 It's their OCD.

I don't care if this was rigged to get Swift and Kelce in the same place to get poison-blow-darted, this is really quite funny.

To R7 and R8, I do believe that a political endorsement of President Biden& VL Harris will be happening after Labor Day, end of September, early October by Taylor Swift. Honestly, I told a buddy of mine with $$$ ties to a PAC with the Democratic Party that Taylor Swift needs to appear at a campaign event to endorse Joe& Kamala. Maybe somewhere in the Midwest& the South, Pennsylvania, Michigan.

I'm sorry, its VP not VL, not enough dark roast coffee.

The Chief's had a really down year, for them. By mid-season it looked like they might miss the playoffs. Through the rest of the season they won, largely, because of Mahomes play. Conspiracy theory based on: make the best QB in history... play well. Yeah, brilliant strategy.

Is Richard Christie still on the Stern show? He was a huge Chiefs fan. Maybe the other guys were all saying that to give him a hard time.

Kansas had a rough second half of the regular season, so if the NFL has been meaning to give this to them the whole time, they made subtle work of it. The rigging conspiracy allows people who hate Mahomes, who’s always been one of those love him or hate him personalities, to deny that he is a great quarterback who gets better in the pressure cooker of the post season.

The Chiefs are a perfect team for the MAGAs to hate. Travis has simped for the killer vaccine and acts like he wants to be black, while Mahones is nothing but an uppity mulatto with an even more uppity white wife. Add Taylor Swift, the good girl gone woke, who’s leading their little girls down the same primrose path, and it’s a perfect storm for Trump World.

My MAGA sister says she refuses to watch the Super Bowl this year because of Kelce and Swift.

But I know she'll be watching and gnashing her teeth.

Conspiracy theorists say retarded shit: news at 11.

This year's Super Bowl creates such a quandary for the MAGA cult.

On the one hand, they can't root for San Francisco to win, since it's a woke city full of drugs, crime, immigrants, and evil homosexuals.

On the other hand, they're not about to root for a team with a member who promotes COVID vaccines and who dates a liberal pop singer.

Such an awful day for these morons.

I saw this pic this morning (Team Jesus vs. Team Soros). It's funny/sad that a few years ago the MAGAts were anti-49ers because they were the team from the "gay city" against the team from the heartland, and now they're supporting the 49ers because of Swift/Kelce.

I hope the Chiefs win, Taylor rushes onto the field to be with Travis as they pass around the Lombardi trophy, and she rips open her 87-themed coat to reveal a T-shirt with a QR code... which leads to a voter registration site. It would [italic]so[/italic] piss off the MAGAts!

I hope the Chiefs win so a few MAGAt heads explode.

Richard Christy celebrating the Chiefs and their win!

Q was Taylor Swift all along.

It's painfully obvious these events are rigged. So is the NBA. You don't need Stern to tell you that.

What evidence of the obvious is causing you pain? How far up and down the food chain does the rigging go? Is peewee football in West Bumfuck rigged? Was Jim Thorpe a plant by the off-track betting industry to advance the rights of Native Americans? Was Babe Didrikson installed by the cane lobby?

Oh great, another conspiracy theory.

How would they even pull that off? All of the players on both sides would be part of it? Ridiculous.

Exactly, r27.

Occam's razor.

You really think that's possible R28? Wouldn't somebody say something?

You queens are stupid as hell. "How is that possible?" So naive! Not everything is a MAGA Conspiracy, causal sports fans have been saying similar things for the past decade . Long before Dump dreamed of running for office.

Occam's razor would conclude that it was NOT rigged, r29

Oh, sorry R31, sorry I misunderstood you..

No problem, r32!

People worldwide are mocking magas for saying the superbowl was rigged

Imagine being a football player and deciding to undergo multiple traumatic brain injuries all the while knowing that your team won’t ever even make it to the playoffs during your career.

Can you conceive of how many people would be involved in rigging major sporting events/seasons? Let’s suppose you can imagine that. What is the likelihood that all of them will take that secret to their grave?

R25 you snide little shit. Back in 2015 Ayesha Curry wife of Stephen Curry Tweeted and later deleted a post NBA games are rigged. Other WAGS and family members of players have hinted at it going all the way back to the infamous tom Brady controversy over a deflated ball. The point is this has nothing to do with Taylor Swift or MAGA really. This is something sports fans say every year. They're very emotional over these silly games and look for any justification for their losing team. R34 people worldwide tend to accept whatever they are told and have no ability to read between the lines. Shut up R35.

Ok, sorry.

[quote]Back in 2015 Ayesha Curry wife of Stephen Curry Tweeted and later deleted a post NBA games are rigged

Well if THAT's not ironclad, proof, I don't know what is.

Were they drinking the blood of infants at the celebration party?

If you buy this shit you probably need to go up a size on your tin foil tiara, it seems to be cutting off circulation.

I’m liberal, will vote for Biden again, and I believe it was rigged. Surprise surprise, the NFL has made $300 million extra since Taylor started appearing at games and her bf’s team wins

Apparently Trump voters don’t have a total monopoly on stupid, R41.

So the Illuminati are at it again? Grow up.

Wake up, R42. It was the highest rated Super Bowl of all time. Like I said surprise surprise

Sports get rigged for gambling, not to promote pop stars.

[quote] Well if THAT's not ironclad, proof, I don't know what is.

Do you have any ironclad proof that they are NOT rigged? I love how DL is now full of expert sports fans all of a sudden when the reality is you were watching Golden Girls reruns the night of the superbowl. You know more about Shady Pines than the NFL. Stick with what you know.

[quote] $300 million extra since Taylor started appearing

By what metric is that measured?

Will MAGAts boycott Vegas now, since the Superbowl was "rigged" there?

I hope so, I'd love to go and not have to deal with them.

Record ratings for this year.

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Sorry, r45, but the side who claims it's rigged is the side who has the burden of proof.

R50 fuck off caftan! You're not even a real sports fan. Nobody has to prove anything to you.

Good lord

Good look at the conspiracy theories.

American culture is so very stupid.

The anything for clicks and engagement will turn anything into a conspiracy. Social media is not real life people. The NFL hasn’t needed a Taylor Swift ever. The top QBs make 50 million a year.

Stop with the foolishness..