Queen of Alaska, Sarah Palin, turns 60 today!

I wish her a sharp, pointy stick to sit on.

I wish her all the fading into obscurity that she deserves

MY father died.

Vile creature like the rest of her ilk.

Happy Birthday!!!

Hagged-out gash.

I thought that was Caitlin Jenner for a second.

Her boyfriend is hot.

How is she going to celebrate? Shooting moose from a helicopter?

I’d love to douse her with a bucket of moose urine.

she is a WEIRDO. didn't she let her kids stand on the baby to wash dishes

I feel like she was the one who really fast tracked the Republican party downhill into utter unredeeming repulsiveness before trump came along to seal the deal

I liked the time when the kid SHE raised with her ultimate Republican Christian values was arrested for beating his wife (or gf maybe) and she blamed Obama.

Totally agree r12. She was the tipping point from from the just plain terrible GOP to the dumpster fire of depravity they are today.

All that coke and basketball player cock have done wonders for her youthful vigor.

Not to mention inner beauty and humanity.

she a fuckin bitch!

Just a thoroughly awful woman.

I can see Sarah from my porch!

I drove to Alaska a couple years ago and did not see Sarah, or any of Russia. But I did see bears! Lots of bears.

A friend gave me Sarah’s address and it wouldn’t have been much of a diversion from my planned route but I just couldn’t make myself go there.

Hard looking 60.

It looks like she had one of those fat buccal removal things.

Still with the Bumpit hair. That awful messy updo. The expiration date on her special brand of white trashiness has come and gone. She needs to go on and git and take her whoring and retarded children with her.

Sarah needs to spend the rest of her life looking at Russia from her lovely house

Looking rough.

[quote]Her boyfriend is hot.

No! Don't post a picture! We gay men definitely do not want to see a picture of Sarah's hot boyfriend.

Her morphing into Joe Biden continues apace

Remember when the cunt was voted number 2 on the World's Hottest Politician in World by Maxim in 2008.. Here's annoying sweaty face Cenk Uygur take on the list and I crack up at him of all people talking about the looks of some of the other women on the list.

[quote]Queen of Alaska, Sarah Palin, turns 60 today!

It's only too bad that intellectually, she's never been able to go beyond the age of 2. Or to put it more succinctly: the bitch is one year older, but most definitely isn't any wiser.

What I'd like to see of Sarah Palin is a thorough investigation into every aspect of her miserable life exposing her for the fraud that she is. There is no woman alive who would go through a "tough" (in her words) pregnancy, have her water break at a campaign event in Florida, and then fly across the country [italic]in labor[/italic] in a three-leg flight for over 10 hours to deliver the baby only in Alaska. No, the baby is not Sarah's. I suspect her eldest daughter got knocked up.

Further, let's look at the similarities between her huge McMansion and the local school (library, IIRC) construction. Yes, it's just a coincidence that her house and the public building erected while Sarah was half-governor are made of the exact same materials (for which she could produce no receipts for materials purchased [italic]in her name[/italic] ).

Let's examine the logs of the state-owned jet that Sarah vowed to get rid of. How many flights did she, Todd, Brillo and her playgirl-model ex husband Levi, Twig and Tard take at taxpayer expense?

For that matter, let's revisit the story of how Palin expected the McCain campaign to purchase an entire high-end wardrobe for her (and they did, only they then tried to retain the clothing, probably with the intent to return it all).

Sarah Palin was the queen of political grifters... until the Trumps came along, anyway.

The baby is Sarah's - that's why he was born with DS, because she was an older mother.

Did Levi Johnston ever show his cock? I can't remember and google is not being my friend.

Hunting wolves from a helicopter is so grotesque. It’s all I need to know about her. Vile creature.

Is her house at least on a fault line?

^ She's a Republican, it's never her fault

She was dating retired hockey player Ron Dugay, who was previously married to Kim Alexis.

He's a very attractive 66 year old.

^ He's attractive because his face is filled with bio-crap

Hey wait-she divorced Todd?

^ Years ago 🙄

The only time I had even Hal of an ounce of respect for her is when Kate Goselin appeared on her reality show and Sarah completely dressed her down.

Happy 60th Sarah, celebrate like it’s your last! 🤞

^ Dare to dream

Who would date this skank?!

Just DIE already!

Nah, OP, I'm good.

[quote]I wish her a sharp, pointy stick to sit on.

For a while there Bris Palin was sitting on every "stick" in Wasilla.

Did that surly daughter ever come out? Pippy or something like that?

I predict a snowmobile accident in her future.

Palin will probably live to 100 like Kissinger did.

Sacha Baron Cohen interviewed her for one his projects and then had her dropped off at the wrong airport. She missed her flight home. Still makes me giggle

Is she still waitressing/stripping at the Wasilla Steakhouse out by the airport?

Forgotten all about her. Is she running for any political office again or does she just show up at Republican events for publicity?

Is she a great-grandma yet?

R52 Her grandson should be 14 or so. Maybe in a couple of years. At least Palin wasn't a 36 year old grandma Lauren Hoebert.

You know, I do so wish I could uphold the DL high standard of smart, witty bitchery, but in the face of this woman, I am simply paralyzed. All I can say is:

FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!

She and her then husband bullied the daughter who was on that reality show with the African American guy by strongly discouraging her from forming a friendship with him because they didn’t want him in their home. She had no problem being on Oprah’s show when she was running for office, the miserable old cunt.

In his book, Obama called her the harbinger of Trump because she repeated lies and encouraged the base to hate half the country. I'm glad she's irrelevant but I wish she was also poor.

Trig, Trog, Tramp, Tranny and Trolly would like to wish her a splendid birthday!

She's a quitter.

[QUOTE]I liked the time when the kid SHE raised with her ultimate Republican Christian values was arrested for beating his wife (or gf maybe) and she blamed Obama.

Both a wife and girlfriend, I think. There was more than one DV incident. Also recall that he beat up his father leaving him with visible injuries. And yes, she tried to blame Obama for the PTSD he allegedly developed as a result of his deployment to Iraq. Except, get this, he had a cushy job in the Green Zone driving diplomats and VIPs around. No dangerous assignments for a fortunate son.

But wait, there's more. The reason he was even in the Alaska National Guard is he was adjudicated by the court. Either the military or jail time for vandalizing a bunch of Wasilla school busses. Willow seems to be the only untroubled Palin child.

She opposes same-sex marriage and is pro family values, yet is divorced and has a daughter who had children out of wedlock and has been through plenty of men.

They always want to moralise to the rest of us while ignoring what they do.

Palin definitely was Trump 1.0. I remember all of the weirdos camped out just so they could attend her rallies. They morphed into the Tea Party, which morphed into MAGA. All because they couldn't deal with the black man as President.

Years ago I was on a cruise that stopped in Juneau. Since it was the state capitol I assumed there would be some souvenir shops with political stuff, and I thought if they had Sarah Palin oven mitts or something it would be a funny gift back home.

Found an appropriately kitschy souvenir store. No Sarah. I asked the saleswoman "Do you have any Sarah Palin merchandise?"

"NO," she said to me, completely unamused.

So I guess a lot of people up there have had it with her.

@r62, I felt bad for you, so I found you this lovely pillow 🙂