And of course, the white devil is named Todd!
The web portal is meant to gather information from parents, students, and other narcs about content they believe to be objectionable in Indiana classrooms. Materials can be submitted from K-12, colleges and universities, even the state's medical school. The information is neither anonymous nor secured, and early submissions were leaked to the public within days of the site's launch. So everyone will know which kid's mother complained about "That damned uppity driver" in Driving Miss Daisy.
It might take a bit of extra time, but it sure would be a shame if a few dozen creative homos submitted phony reports to turn this around on Todd.
I mean, have you even READ the Bible? The book's chock full of rape, incest, slavery, child murder, and brown people who get along.