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What the hell is going on in Kansas City?

First we had frozen druggies. Now, we have baked babies?

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by Anonymousreply 37February 13, 2024 12:29 AM

“Sorry babe, I don’t know if I can live there!” “That’s Kansas City, we’re moving to Leawood. Big difference!”

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2024 8:22 AM

I could've sworn this actually happened in the 60's. Only it was the hippie babysitter that did it.

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2024 8:31 AM

People have cooked their babies all over the country

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2024 8:36 AM

Child, you come dressed like that again, you’re gonna be cooked.

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2024 8:38 AM

Old news, OP. So try to keep up.

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2024 8:48 AM

I blame Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2024 8:50 AM

When you're drunk or high it's only easy to get a baby and a turkey confused and end up putting the wrong one in the oven. You can only get a pass for making that mistake the first two or three times.

by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2024 9:05 AM

“You have to try my baby Wellington, Kansas City style.”

by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2024 9:13 AM

I was hungry!

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by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2024 9:24 AM

Did she preheat the oven?

Did she put a roast in the crib?

Did she get distracted by a youtube video about an Italian Villa?

Can we blame this on a vaccine or fentanyl?

by Anonymousreply 10February 11, 2024 9:46 AM

I don’t know her.

by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2024 9:47 AM

Baltimore first set the trend

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by Anonymousreply 12February 11, 2024 9:59 AM

Everything’s up to date in Kansas City!

by Anonymousreply 13February 11, 2024 11:56 AM

That must be one of the most horrible ways to die.

by Anonymousreply 14February 11, 2024 11:59 AM

I didnunuffin

by Anonymousreply 15February 11, 2024 1:10 PM


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by Anonymousreply 16February 11, 2024 1:18 PM

She was trying to make Dutch Baby.

by Anonymousreply 17February 11, 2024 1:38 PM

I guess she ran out of food stamps.

by Anonymousreply 18February 11, 2024 1:42 PM

It's OK, the baby was not Jewish!

by Anonymousreply 19February 11, 2024 1:45 PM

Doesn’t seem like the charges are serious enough. Endangering the welfare of a child?? Sounds more like murder or at least manslaughter.

by Anonymousreply 20February 11, 2024 1:53 PM

Just a loving mother trying to keep her child warm!

by Anonymousreply 21February 11, 2024 1:56 PM

We're good at football and bizarre deaths in KC.

by Anonymousreply 22February 11, 2024 2:04 PM

I haven’t heard of this story.

by Anonymousreply 23February 11, 2024 2:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 24February 11, 2024 10:49 PM

Did she add prunes?

by Anonymousreply 25February 11, 2024 10:59 PM

There is nothing amusing about this.


by Anonymousreply 26February 11, 2024 11:00 PM

[quote]The woman told family members she accidentally placed the infant in the oven rather than her crib, according to court documents.

Oh, that's not even trying. Fry the bitch.

by Anonymousreply 27February 11, 2024 11:16 PM

So in OH they’ll try to indict you for 1st Degree Murder for flushing your miscarriage down the toilet (which most women who miscarry at home in the 1st trimester do) but in red state Kansas cooking your baby like a turkey is only “accidental death”? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 28February 11, 2024 11:52 PM

Did she add prunes?

by Anonymousreply 29February 11, 2024 11:53 PM

How did that happen? Wa sshe on drugs?

by Anonymousreply 30February 11, 2024 11:54 PM

She is a slow adult....I read that she has the mental ability of a child....I can't believe she got pregnant and was allowed to keep the kid....Then left alone with the baby

by Anonymousreply 31February 12, 2024 12:21 AM

Nothin' says lovin' like something's in the oven!

by Anonymousreply 32February 12, 2024 12:23 AM

Probably scum moved there from : NYC,SFO ,SEA.

by Anonymousreply 33February 12, 2024 12:38 AM

[quote]She is a slow adult....I read that she has the mental ability of a child....

Well, she was smart enough not to get into the oven with the child.

by Anonymousreply 34February 12, 2024 3:58 PM

Electric or gas?

by Anonymousreply 35February 13, 2024 12:02 AM

The child’s name was A’alyaska.

She was making Baked A’alyaska.

by Anonymousreply 36February 13, 2024 12:21 AM

Once again, no one ever asks what these kids do to get put in ovens. Kids don't get put in ovens unless they're up to something or a little underdone.

by Anonymousreply 37February 13, 2024 12:29 AM
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