What the hell is going on in Kansas City?

“Sorry babe, I don’t know if I can live there!” “That’s Kansas City, we’re moving to Leawood. Big difference!”

I could've sworn this actually happened in the 60's. Only it was the hippie babysitter that did it.

People have cooked their babies all over the country

Child, you come dressed like that again, you’re gonna be cooked.

Old news, OP. So try to keep up.

I blame Taylor Swift.

When you're drunk or high it's only easy to get a baby and a turkey confused and end up putting the wrong one in the oven. You can only get a pass for making that mistake the first two or three times.

“You have to try my baby Wellington, Kansas City style.”

I was hungry!

Did she preheat the oven?

Did she put a roast in the crib?

Did she get distracted by a youtube video about an Italian Villa?

Can we blame this on a vaccine or fentanyl?

I don’t know her.

Baltimore first set the trend

Everything’s up to date in Kansas City!

That must be one of the most horrible ways to die.

I didnunuffin

r14

She was trying to make Dutch Baby.

I guess she ran out of food stamps.

It's OK, the baby was not Jewish!

Doesn’t seem like the charges are serious enough. Endangering the welfare of a child?? Sounds more like murder or at least manslaughter.

Just a loving mother trying to keep her child warm!

We're good at football and bizarre deaths in KC.

I haven’t heard of this story.

Binpt

Did she add prunes?

There is nothing amusing about this.

Seriously.

[quote]The woman told family members she accidentally placed the infant in the oven rather than her crib, according to court documents.

Oh, that's not even trying. Fry the bitch.

So in OH they’ll try to indict you for 1st Degree Murder for flushing your miscarriage down the toilet (which most women who miscarry at home in the 1st trimester do) but in red state Kansas cooking your baby like a turkey is only “accidental death”? Wow.

Did she add prunes?

How did that happen? Wa sshe on drugs?

She is a slow adult....I read that she has the mental ability of a child....I can't believe she got pregnant and was allowed to keep the kid....Then left alone with the baby

Nothin' says lovin' like something's in the oven!

Probably scum moved there from : NYC,SFO ,SEA.

[quote]She is a slow adult....I read that she has the mental ability of a child....

Well, she was smart enough not to get into the oven with the child.

Electric or gas?

The child’s name was A’alyaska.

She was making Baked A’alyaska.

Once again, no one ever asks what these kids do to get put in ovens. Kids don't get put in ovens unless they're up to something or a little underdone.