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So I don’t know how long ago but I saw this like ice cube tray on Amazon

but the ice cube holes were really small. And I bought it and I was putting coconut oil in there because like coconut oil gets hard at near room temperatures and it’s good lube and is healthy and stuff

Is that bad? I just pop a cube at night before I sleep.

I started it because of those guys that were like ‘no lube fuck’

I feel like I’m misrepresenting myself with this post but would love some advice

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2024 5:49 AM

Sell everything you own and lurk about Europe in cheap bedsit rooms for three month intervals.

Judging by the quality of your prose, it’s time.

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2024 5:46 AM

Oh Bav.

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2024 5:49 AM
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