I met the guy I’m going to marry

Finding something real is rare in this life, congratulations to you Tony!

I just fucked him.

We will need nudes to determine whether or not congratulations are in order.

He just ate my bussy and I had chili for dinner.

The cards say ... bitch, please.

She is going to the chapel and she's gonna get married!

Love you! Don’t leave me!

Mazel tov.

BACK IN BUSINESS

This time she knows it's for real

I can’t sleep. I keep thinking about our last date.

Are you sure you can afford him, OP?

He gave you AIDS on the third date, OP. We had a bet to see how long it would take your whore ass to sleep with him. He gave you the bug after 3 dates. I won.

This will end in tears and a drained bank account.

Well at least you'll have someone to arrange your cremation when you die. ⚰️ 🔥

We're all teasing you, OP, but you know that if it's real we're all jealous as fuck. Someone will doubtless post below that I can't speak for him and that he isn't at all interested in marriage, blah blah blah. But marriage or not, we all want to love and be loved.

When you say "met" do you mean face to face or are they an Eastern European you've been emailing?

3 months is a bit fast to know that. I'd want to get to know him more to be sure. Some people are good at love-bombing for example and then it suddenly turns bad.

I met someone exactly 5 years ago while on vacation.

By the 4th day, he said he thought we'd eventually be married. We lived 2,700 miles apart. I thought it was a joke. By the second month, he'd visited me in my town, and I visited him in his. We commuted back and forth through COVID. We got married last October. He retired and lives with me now. The joke was on me.

It can happen.

Congratulations!

Congratulations darling! I wish you both a world of happiness.

Not jealous. I've been with my guy for 30 years.

Congratulations, indeed!

Good for you, OP! I hope this works out for you both, and are happy as can be together.

I love falling in love; it’s the reality three months later that slaps me in the face.

What's he like in bed?

Hmmmm . . .

Op, here. We’ve had six in-person dates. We have so much in common. We haven’t slept together yet, but he is a passionate kisser. I’m head over heels and so is he. We tell each other everything. Actually, there is no rush. We are just so happy to let things develop.

….this will end in tears.

With you eternally mine

In love there is no measure of time

I congratulate you, OP.

Congrats! does he have a huge cock?

You've been together three months, but you've only had six in-person dates and haven't had sex? I met my husband thirty years ago, and we had sex on our first date and had more than six dates in the first three weeks.

OP has been to Georgia and California and sipped champagne on a rock…

Tony, he sounds GRRREEEAAATTT!!!

No sex after 6 dates ? OP, he or you are hiding something. Has he asked for money yet ?

Tanti auguri!

“Reader, I married him.”

[quote] You've been together three months, but you've only had six in-person dates and haven't had sex? I met my husband thirty years ago, and we had sex on our first date and had more than six dates in the first three weeks.

Well, but you're a slut. Remember that.

We fucked the first night and knew right away we were going to be together. Twenty years this year we guess we were right.

[quote]Well, but you're a slut. Remember that

But they’re both male. That’s how men work.

I’m sure his wife is just as excited for you as we are, OP!!! Congrats.

Marriage is for chumps and straights, OP. Stay single.

The thing I learned after my much-missed first Mr S. passed away and finding my beloved second Mr. S. after 7 years of dating is that there's a companionate quality that you just "know". It makes all of the dating before that seem like a forced outcome. Hope that's what's happening for you, OP.

It can happen. It did for me. Congratulations!

Does he know he’s been selected as your chosen yet?

Oh sure, you sound stable.

I'm not sure I'd trust the judgement of someone who can't disambiguate a pronoun.

OP you're just another needy bottom. You sound high maintenance and extremely wearisome.

R49 = aromantic with zero self-awareness (think asexual, but only on the romantic side.)

Take all kinds to make a world. Quit judging people who don't do relationships like you.

Register somewhere nice. None of this cheapo Pottery Barn crap. Also don’t wear matching tuxes, it’s boring. I suggest velvet tuxes in different colors if it’s a day wedding.

Over my dead body.

"I think I met the guy I'm going to bury".

FIFY, OP.

[quote]But they’re both male. That’s how men work.

That's how some men work.

Adults who act like children think their experience of the world is exactly the same as everyone else's (or what everyone else's should be).

Whatever, R55.

r50 r49 also describes you but you’re a virgin.

Op here. We live several hours away from each other. His dad has dementia and he is one of a few caregivers. Six dates in twelve weeks is enough. We talk several times everyday. I have made it clear that I will support him in every way possible.

Don’t worry about me, DL. Things are working as well as possible.

Got married three years ago this April at age 55, have become a better man because of it. Congratulations and best of luck!

OP. What is the quality of both his bedroom and bathroom linens?

Now you can get fat and stop grooming your junk.

We just got off the phone after two hours. Going to meet this weekend. God, I love to hear his voice.

Will it be an open marriage?

I’m in my mid 20’s and never been in a relationship ever. When I see posts like this it gives me hope I can meet someone one day.

Will family members be okay with two cousins dating, fucking, and marrying each other or is it okay because you both live in KY?

Not going to leave you babe R8, just behave.

Best of everything for you too. Wonderful. ♥️♥️

Congratulations Tony, ignore the bitter cunts who aren't as lucky as you.

OP, I want you to be happy, but I see red flags. For goodness sake don’t get a pet or a car together. And don’t co-sign anything. Good luck.

Who's the top??

Did this happen yet?

I’m in my mid 20’s and never been in a relationship ever. When I see posts like this it gives me hope I can one day get my bank account drained and lose all my financial assets

I met a guy that I really liked. We saw each other for a month or so, and I was really into him. I thought that he could be the one. We finally decided to have sex, and it was horrible. What will you do if this happens to you, OP?

^I continue to have sex with my boyfriend’s dad while my boyfriend watches and hopefully takes some good notes. Daddy dicks me soooooo gooooood.

[quote] I met the guy I’m going to marry

That’s nice. Does his wife know?

Is this one of those “open relationships”?

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