Do you comb your hair?

Thanks for continuing the trend of boring as fuck postings.

You know what would be scintillating? A thread about Sondheim. Maybe, specifically, about Gypsy. Think about it. Ethel Merman in Gypsy, Angela Lansbury in Gypsy, Rosalind Russell in Gypsy, Patti Lu Pone in Gypsy, Bette Midler in Gypsy...Gee, that Arthur Laurents was a prick. How did he get such good looking boyfriends? Bernadette Peters in Gypsy, Tyne Daly in Gypsy, Imelda Staunton in Gypsy...Barbra Streisand, will she ever star in Gypsy?

Is it rescue hair OP?

I had a dream

Have an egg roll, OP?

If you want to bump it

Bump it with a trumpet 🎺

My rescue puppy with the broken back died and I only had her for two weeks. She was so sweet.

[quote] My rescue puppy with the broken back died and I only had her for two weeks. She was so sweet.

If you have an Instant Pot, your day just got brighter.

R7, was she a rescue pup?

[quote] Do you comb your hair?

With a Mason Pearson ONLY!

And we're sure you have a tried-and-true recipe, R8.

I’ve only had a sip of coffee and cannot comprehend what I am reading. Greg now cooks dogs?

Greg is an odd name for a Korean. Is there a recipe book for dog?

No, calm down, I do not cook dogs.

“Dog” is a compliment in the NFL.

"fresh chopped homegrown herbs"

"Kerrygold salted butter"

“Do you comb your hair?

Yes, and also eat salads with said comb.

I caught a glimpse of a cock in a movie!!!!!! OMG! I’m swooning! I’m in love with whoever the actor is who owns that cock! I’ll watch every movie and series he’s ever been in or will be in because HE SHOWED HIS COCK!

OP, you forgot to name this thread as "I Want to be Underwhelmed".

R18 Can't you just look at your own?

Shawn Mendes has a flat ass.

Do you have a special routine on Monday mornings?

I like butter on my salad.

[bold]ALL[/bold] of you are whores. Especially you R14.

Yes, and I found 37 dead hairs and I'm so depressed. My hair is my crown and glory, those of you with ordinary hair just wouldn't understand.Life is so awful, does anyone else feel this way? Let's discuss it in excruciating detail

What does this thread have to do with New York?

What did you do with the 37 dead hairs R25?

I'm not racist but here's a bunch of black women doing something embarrassing

I never comb my hair

[quote]You know what would be scintillating? A thread about Sondheim. Maybe, specifically, about Gypsy.

Up yours.

I need new paper towels. What are the best value and where can I buy them?

What hair?

Well, R28?

According to the DL threads - all the cheap trashy bitches go to Costco R31. Are you fat? Of course you are. You'll fit right in.

1) No. I buzz it fairly close, so it doesn’t need combing.

2) Yes, and I wish I’d focus on it more often, like in yoga.

3) Severance on Apple is excellent. I’ve already watched it twice. Great pairing with weed.

4) Burgundy, I guess. Maroon, maybe? I’m due for a new one. Should I start a scintillating thread asking DL for recommendations?

[quote]I’ve only had a sip of coffee and cannot comprehend what I am reading. Greg now cooks dogs?

Only after he's lovingly drowned them, TouchConnors.

Just kidding. Greg has a questionable sense of humor when it comes to dogs. First it was drowning his dog while speaking to it in a high-pitched voice.

Now apparently cooking dogs is funny also.

This thread is like a sausage or a snake, smooth and soft.

What should I do with three half burnt Christmas scented candles? Ideas?

I barbecue my Jell-O.

I still enjoy hot dogs. Don't you?

RACI$T LE$BIAN TROLL ALERT!

"Wait, is that a sausage in the water?"

"That's [bold]NOT[/bold] what that is".

[quote] Greg has a questionable sense of humor when it comes to dogs. First it was drowning his dog while speaking to it in a high-pitched voice. Now apparently cooking dogs is funny also.

I love dogs.

But I also enjoy how easy it is to get some of you going.

Have you got your mountain cats yet R43/Greg?

They'll tear your face off in the middle of the night. Don't say we didn't warn you.

You're sweet, R44, but no, they have not arrived.

They are getting their claws and teeth sharpened.

While I wait for their arrival, I am preparing food bowls for them, a purified water dispenser, and litter boxes.

I am also getting them Apple AirTags (a Bluetooth tracking device). They both have microchips.

They will not be allowed in the bedroom, so I am not concerned about them tearing off my face in the middle of the night.

Frau CUNTS are trying to take over here.

Never gonna happen, CUNTS.

R46, hush.

Sometimes I comb my hair sometimes I don't. I have naturally curly hair but also very manageable so my hair looks fantastic either way.

[quote] I'm not racist but here's a bunch of black women doing something embarrassing

I’m not a racist but I only get my panties in a twist if someone in an embarrassing video is black. Everyone else is fair game except for the specially protected unfortunates.