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Do you comb your hair?

Do you like breathing?

Did you ever watch a good TV show?

What color is your wallet?

This is DL, nowadays. Scintillating!

by Anonymousreply 49February 15, 2024 6:17 PM

Thanks for continuing the trend of boring as fuck postings.

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2024 2:39 AM

You know what would be scintillating? A thread about Sondheim. Maybe, specifically, about Gypsy. Think about it. Ethel Merman in Gypsy, Angela Lansbury in Gypsy, Rosalind Russell in Gypsy, Patti Lu Pone in Gypsy, Bette Midler in Gypsy...Gee, that Arthur Laurents was a prick. How did he get such good looking boyfriends? Bernadette Peters in Gypsy, Tyne Daly in Gypsy, Imelda Staunton in Gypsy...Barbra Streisand, will she ever star in Gypsy?

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2024 2:47 AM

Is it rescue hair OP?

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2024 2:51 AM

I had a dream

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2024 3:03 AM

Have an egg roll, OP?

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2024 3:15 AM

If you want to bump it

Bump it with a trumpet 🎺

by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2024 3:17 AM

My rescue puppy with the broken back died and I only had her for two weeks. She was so sweet.

by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2024 3:19 AM

[quote] My rescue puppy with the broken back died and I only had her for two weeks. She was so sweet.

If you have an Instant Pot, your day just got brighter.

by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2024 3:22 AM

R7, was she a rescue pup?

by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2024 3:23 AM

[quote] Do you comb your hair?

With a Mason Pearson ONLY!

by Anonymousreply 10February 11, 2024 3:28 AM

And we're sure you have a tried-and-true recipe, R8.

by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2024 2:58 PM

I’ve only had a sip of coffee and cannot comprehend what I am reading. Greg now cooks dogs?

by Anonymousreply 12February 11, 2024 3:08 PM

Greg is an odd name for a Korean. Is there a recipe book for dog?

by Anonymousreply 13February 11, 2024 3:20 PM

No, calm down, I do not cook dogs.

by Anonymousreply 14February 11, 2024 3:54 PM

“Dog” is a compliment in the NFL.

by Anonymousreply 15February 11, 2024 3:58 PM

"fresh chopped homegrown herbs"

"Kerrygold salted butter"

by Anonymousreply 16February 11, 2024 4:11 PM

“Do you comb your hair?

Yes, and also eat salads with said comb.

by Anonymousreply 17February 11, 2024 4:24 PM

I caught a glimpse of a cock in a movie!!!!!! OMG! I’m swooning! I’m in love with whoever the actor is who owns that cock! I’ll watch every movie and series he’s ever been in or will be in because HE SHOWED HIS COCK!

by Anonymousreply 18February 11, 2024 5:07 PM

OP, you forgot to name this thread as "I Want to be Underwhelmed".

by Anonymousreply 19February 11, 2024 5:08 PM

R18 Can't you just look at your own?

by Anonymousreply 20February 11, 2024 5:39 PM

Shawn Mendes has a flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 21February 11, 2024 9:15 PM

Do you have a special routine on Monday mornings?

by Anonymousreply 22February 12, 2024 12:44 PM

I like butter on my salad.

by Anonymousreply 23February 12, 2024 12:48 PM

[bold]ALL[/bold] of you are whores. Especially you R14.

by Anonymousreply 24February 12, 2024 12:52 PM

Yes, and I found 37 dead hairs and I'm so depressed. My hair is my crown and glory, those of you with ordinary hair just wouldn't understand.Life is so awful, does anyone else feel this way? Let's discuss it in excruciating detail

by Anonymousreply 25February 12, 2024 12:54 PM

What does this thread have to do with New York?

by Anonymousreply 26February 12, 2024 12:54 PM

What did you do with the 37 dead hairs R25?

by Anonymousreply 27February 12, 2024 12:55 PM

I'm not racist but here's a bunch of black women doing something embarrassing

by Anonymousreply 28February 12, 2024 12:56 PM

I never comb my hair

by Anonymousreply 29February 12, 2024 12:57 PM

[quote]You know what would be scintillating? A thread about Sondheim. Maybe, specifically, about Gypsy.

Up yours.

by Anonymousreply 30February 12, 2024 1:00 PM

I need new paper towels. What are the best value and where can I buy them?

by Anonymousreply 31February 12, 2024 1:00 PM

What hair?

by Anonymousreply 32February 12, 2024 1:00 PM

Well, R28?

by Anonymousreply 33February 12, 2024 1:01 PM

According to the DL threads - all the cheap trashy bitches go to Costco R31. Are you fat? Of course you are. You'll fit right in.

by Anonymousreply 34February 12, 2024 1:02 PM

1) No. I buzz it fairly close, so it doesn’t need combing.

2) Yes, and I wish I’d focus on it more often, like in yoga.

3) Severance on Apple is excellent. I’ve already watched it twice. Great pairing with weed.

4) Burgundy, I guess. Maroon, maybe? I’m due for a new one. Should I start a scintillating thread asking DL for recommendations?

by Anonymousreply 35February 12, 2024 1:05 PM

[quote]I’ve only had a sip of coffee and cannot comprehend what I am reading. Greg now cooks dogs?

Only after he's lovingly drowned them, TouchConnors.

Just kidding. Greg has a questionable sense of humor when it comes to dogs. First it was drowning his dog while speaking to it in a high-pitched voice.

Now apparently cooking dogs is funny also.

by Anonymousreply 36February 12, 2024 1:05 PM

This thread is like a sausage or a snake, smooth and soft.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 37February 12, 2024 1:05 PM

What should I do with three half burnt Christmas scented candles? Ideas?

by Anonymousreply 38February 12, 2024 1:06 PM

I barbecue my Jell-O.

by Anonymousreply 39February 12, 2024 1:07 PM

I still enjoy hot dogs. Don't you?

by Anonymousreply 40February 12, 2024 1:08 PM

RACI$T LE$BIAN TROLL ALERT!

by Anonymousreply 41February 12, 2024 1:14 PM

"Wait, is that a sausage in the water?"

"That's [bold]NOT[/bold] what that is".

by Anonymousreply 42February 12, 2024 1:17 PM

[quote] Greg has a questionable sense of humor when it comes to dogs. First it was drowning his dog while speaking to it in a high-pitched voice. Now apparently cooking dogs is funny also.

I love dogs.

But I also enjoy how easy it is to get some of you going.

by Anonymousreply 43February 12, 2024 1:29 PM

Have you got your mountain cats yet R43/Greg?

They'll tear your face off in the middle of the night. Don't say we didn't warn you.

by Anonymousreply 44February 12, 2024 1:42 PM

You're sweet, R44, but no, they have not arrived.

They are getting their claws and teeth sharpened.

While I wait for their arrival, I am preparing food bowls for them, a purified water dispenser, and litter boxes.

I am also getting them Apple AirTags (a Bluetooth tracking device). They both have microchips.

They will not be allowed in the bedroom, so I am not concerned about them tearing off my face in the middle of the night.

by Anonymousreply 45February 12, 2024 1:55 PM

Frau CUNTS are trying to take over here.

Never gonna happen, CUNTS.

by Anonymousreply 46February 12, 2024 2:03 PM

R46, hush.

by Anonymousreply 47February 12, 2024 3:43 PM

Sometimes I comb my hair sometimes I don't. I have naturally curly hair but also very manageable so my hair looks fantastic either way.

by Anonymousreply 48February 12, 2024 3:45 PM

[quote] I'm not racist but here's a bunch of black women doing something embarrassing

I’m not a racist but I only get my panties in a twist if someone in an embarrassing video is black. Everyone else is fair game except for the specially protected unfortunates.

by Anonymousreply 49February 15, 2024 6:17 PM
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