Do you like breathing?
Did you ever watch a good TV show?
What color is your wallet?
This is DL, nowadays. Scintillating!
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Do you like breathing?
Did you ever watch a good TV show?
What color is your wallet?
This is DL, nowadays. Scintillating!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 15, 2024 5:17 PM |
Thanks for continuing the trend of boring as fuck postings.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 11, 2024 1:39 AM |
You know what would be scintillating? A thread about Sondheim. Maybe, specifically, about Gypsy. Think about it. Ethel Merman in Gypsy, Angela Lansbury in Gypsy, Rosalind Russell in Gypsy, Patti Lu Pone in Gypsy, Bette Midler in Gypsy...Gee, that Arthur Laurents was a prick. How did he get such good looking boyfriends? Bernadette Peters in Gypsy, Tyne Daly in Gypsy, Imelda Staunton in Gypsy...Barbra Streisand, will she ever star in Gypsy?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 11, 2024 1:47 AM |
Is it rescue hair OP?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 11, 2024 1:51 AM |
I had a dream
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 11, 2024 2:03 AM |
Have an egg roll, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 11, 2024 2:15 AM |
If you want to bump it
Bump it with a trumpet šŗ
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 11, 2024 2:17 AM |
My rescue puppy with the broken back died and I only had her for two weeks. She was so sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 11, 2024 2:19 AM |
[quote] My rescue puppy with the broken back died and I only had her for two weeks. She was so sweet.
If you have an Instant Pot, your day just got brighter.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 11, 2024 2:22 AM |
R7, was she a rescue pup?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 11, 2024 2:23 AM |
[quote] Do you comb your hair?
With a Mason Pearson ONLY!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 11, 2024 2:28 AM |
And we're sure you have a tried-and-true recipe, R8.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 11, 2024 1:58 PM |
Iāve only had a sip of coffee and cannot comprehend what I am reading. Greg now cooks dogs?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 11, 2024 2:08 PM |
Greg is an odd name for a Korean. Is there a recipe book for dog?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 11, 2024 2:20 PM |
No, calm down, I do not cook dogs.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 11, 2024 2:54 PM |
āDogā is a compliment in the NFL.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 11, 2024 2:58 PM |
"fresh chopped homegrown herbs"
"Kerrygold salted butter"
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 11, 2024 3:11 PM |
āDo you comb your hair?
Yes, and also eat salads with said comb.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 11, 2024 3:24 PM |
I caught a glimpse of a cock in a movie!!!!!! OMG! Iām swooning! Iām in love with whoever the actor is who owns that cock! Iāll watch every movie and series heās ever been in or will be in because HE SHOWED HIS COCK!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 11, 2024 4:07 PM |
OP, you forgot to name this thread as "I Want to be Underwhelmed".
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 11, 2024 4:08 PM |
R18 Can't you just look at your own?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 11, 2024 4:39 PM |
Shawn Mendes has a flat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 11, 2024 8:15 PM |
Do you have a special routine on Monday mornings?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 12, 2024 11:44 AM |
I like butter on my salad.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 12, 2024 11:48 AM |
[bold]ALL[/bold] of you are whores. Especially you R14.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 12, 2024 11:52 AM |
Yes, and I found 37 dead hairs and I'm so depressed. My hair is my crown and glory, those of you with ordinary hair just wouldn't understand.Life is so awful, does anyone else feel this way? Let's discuss it in excruciating detail
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 12, 2024 11:54 AM |
What does this thread have to do with New York?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 12, 2024 11:54 AM |
What did you do with the 37 dead hairs R25?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 12, 2024 11:55 AM |
I'm not racist but here's a bunch of black women doing something embarrassing
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 12, 2024 11:56 AM |
I never comb my hair
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 12, 2024 11:57 AM |
[quote]You know what would be scintillating? A thread about Sondheim. Maybe, specifically, about Gypsy.
Up yours.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 12, 2024 12:00 PM |
I need new paper towels. What are the best value and where can I buy them?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 12, 2024 12:00 PM |
What hair?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 12, 2024 12:00 PM |
Well, R28?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 12, 2024 12:01 PM |
According to the DL threads - all the cheap trashy bitches go to Costco R31. Are you fat? Of course you are. You'll fit right in.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 12, 2024 12:02 PM |
1) No. I buzz it fairly close, so it doesnāt need combing.
2) Yes, and I wish Iād focus on it more often, like in yoga.
3) Severance on Apple is excellent. Iāve already watched it twice. Great pairing with weed.
4) Burgundy, I guess. Maroon, maybe? Iām due for a new one. Should I start a scintillating thread asking DL for recommendations?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 12, 2024 12:05 PM |
[quote]Iāve only had a sip of coffee and cannot comprehend what I am reading. Greg now cooks dogs?
Only after he's lovingly drowned them, TouchConnors.
Just kidding. Greg has a questionable sense of humor when it comes to dogs. First it was drowning his dog while speaking to it in a high-pitched voice.
Now apparently cooking dogs is funny also.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 12, 2024 12:05 PM |
This thread is like a sausage or a snake, smooth and soft.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 12, 2024 12:05 PM |
What should I do with three half burnt Christmas scented candles? Ideas?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 12, 2024 12:06 PM |
I barbecue my Jell-O.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 12, 2024 12:07 PM |
I still enjoy hot dogs. Don't you?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 12, 2024 12:08 PM |
RACI$T LE$BIAN TROLL ALERT!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 12, 2024 12:14 PM |
"Wait, is that a sausage in the water?"
"That's [bold]NOT[/bold] what that is".
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 12, 2024 12:17 PM |
[quote] Greg has a questionable sense of humor when it comes to dogs. First it was drowning his dog while speaking to it in a high-pitched voice. Now apparently cooking dogs is funny also.
I love dogs.
But I also enjoy how easy it is to get some of you going.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 12, 2024 12:29 PM |
Have you got your mountain cats yet R43/Greg?
They'll tear your face off in the middle of the night. Don't say we didn't warn you.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 12, 2024 12:42 PM |
You're sweet, R44, but no, they have not arrived.
They are getting their claws and teeth sharpened.
While I wait for their arrival, I am preparing food bowls for them, a purified water dispenser, and litter boxes.
I am also getting them Apple AirTags (a Bluetooth tracking device). They both have microchips.
They will not be allowed in the bedroom, so I am not concerned about them tearing off my face in the middle of the night.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 12, 2024 12:55 PM |
Frau CUNTS are trying to take over here.
Never gonna happen, CUNTS.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 12, 2024 1:03 PM |
R46, hush.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 12, 2024 2:43 PM |
Sometimes I comb my hair sometimes I don't. I have naturally curly hair but also very manageable so my hair looks fantastic either way.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 12, 2024 2:45 PM |
[quote] I'm not racist but here's a bunch of black women doing something embarrassing
Iām not a racist but I only get my panties in a twist if someone in an embarrassing video is black. Everyone else is fair game except for the specially protected unfortunates.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 15, 2024 5:17 PM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
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