Jada Pinkett Smith Home In Break-In Attempt, She Scares Off Intruders

When they saw who was inside the burglars fled in terror. Nobody wants to be dragged to her red table for her hectoring narcissistic rants.

No one is scarier than Jada.

They must have known her husband wouldn't be at home.

It was a ring of wig thieves. They took one look at her and realized they were wasting their time.

Jussie Smollet book of attention?

What race were the perps? And if they were African American, how can she blame it on whitey?

THIS. NEVER. HAPPENED.

Momma’s mussy is clicking like the starter on a gas stovetop.

Whatever.

She scared them off by showing them the cover of her memoir.

Her brethern, lookin' for their rep-ur-ations.

Yeah OP, I’m sure all those entertainers gonna move because LA is “uninhabitable.”

I means - burglary attempts!! Next thing you know, roving bands of scumbags will be murdering movie stars, rich and connected drug dealers, celebrity hairstylists and supermarket heirs in their own homes and writing on the walls in their victims blood. Lets hope that never happens!

Sure jada , Sure....!

I just Will wasn't around to slap the intruders and protect his precious G.I. Jane Jada.

R11 Who was the supermarket heir?

Red Table fodder.

[quote] Sounds very scary.

You have no idea...

i also don't think this happened.

Well the book tanked so I guess any publicity is better than none.

Glad to see her alopecia has cleared up too. Does hair on black women grow back platinum?

Is she 100% sure they weren't there to fuck Will or Jaden?

You bitches are savage with your comments lol. Drag hah bald head!

[quote] Who was the supermarket heir?

LaBianca. His parents owned supermarkets and he embezzled from them. Was $200k in debt to his family in 1969 from embezzling funds to support his gambling habit. That’s about $1..7M in today’s money.

Did she slap them?

I think this is bullshit. They’re trying so hard to get sympathy from people it’s pathetic.

There will be healing.

Doesn't she live in Beverly Glen, Holmby Hills, Bel Air, or some other westside wealthy enclave? Are break-ins common.? Of course they must happen at some time, somewhere in those areas, but how often?

[quote] She Scares Off Intruders

Without even doing anything.

Just a payment dispute with a gigolo that turned ugly.

The Manson family was doing a creepy-crawly in Jada’s house, they got right past the cameras, motion detectors, and security guards and she very nearly perished!

[quote] Doesn't she live in Beverly Glen, Holmby Hills, Bel Air, or some other westside wealthy enclave? Are break-ins common.? Of course they must happen at some time, somewhere in those areas, but how often?

R25 I think they live in the Valley, like Calabasas or Hidden Hills.

Fuck off, you fear-mongering twat. Burglaries happen in every city.

This never happened.

The Bling Ring is back.

I hope the poor burglars don't turn to stone because of eye contact with her.

I'm struggling to give a shit.

Will’s street trades turned ugly.

She's about 5 feet tall, she couldn't scare anybody.

Sure Jan

Jada: Dey is comin' up to de hills, takin' us stuff an' terrifyin' us in us homes! Wey is da pulice?!

Jada (pre this faked event): Defund da pulice, now!

R38 You sound ignorant as fuck and obviously have never heard JPS speak. She is very articulate with her black mid-Atlantic accent. Go away now you’ve been put in your place.

Thank you R39. One thing I can't stand is the stereotype that all Black people are inarticulate, but you know this isn't true if you interact with the real world on a daily basis.

So articulate.

[quote] So articulate.

R41 So insecure and intimidated by people who look differently than you. That's your problem.

R41 My dear, it seems you lack reading comprehension skills. JPS uttered not one word in that clip. Not as it pertains to Will Smith how exactly was he inarticulate in his profanity laced rant.

Your parents should have put down the Irish whiskey. If you need tips on reading comprehension skills I can help.

Now* as it pertains.

How was he inarticulate R43? Really? Cause he doesn't fucking talk like that usually but he tried to go all ghetto in what he said. "Keep my wife's name out yo mothafucking mouth" is pretty inarticulate and even worse, inconsistent for how he usually speaks.

R45 It gets better. Seek professional help.