Help Name My Rescue Cats!!!
In the frigid waters of the Bay of Bengal, a complex international search locates two adorable kittens in a tiny orange life raft, wearing tiny orange kitten life preservers. While the world waits and watches, I spring into action. They are saved by my generosity of heart. I shall take possession upon delivery and they shall dwell with me in my neighborhood showcase homes.
Who saved whom, indeed? T'was me.
Do you have any other naming suggestions that will only reinforce the decision I'm going to make anyway?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 14, 2024 4:14 PM
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Archy and Mehitabel. (Thanks to author Don Marquis.)
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 10, 2024 2:01 PM
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We haven’t decided what to name these cats, but are considering Hazel and Paul.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 10, 2024 2:23 PM
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What do mean these cats, R6?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 10, 2024 2:24 PM
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How laborious for you, OP.
Or should we call you OCDP?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 10, 2024 2:24 PM
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How about after one of the most generous entertainers of all time Elvis and his beloved daughter Lisa Marie?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 10, 2024 2:30 PM
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R6 This is my thread about my cats. If you want to talk about yourself and your cats, go start your own thread. Those are stupid names anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 10, 2024 2:33 PM
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[quote] What do mean these cats, [R6]?
I beg your pardon?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 10, 2024 2:39 PM
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[quote] This is my thread about my cats. If you want to talk about yourself and your cats, go start your own thread. Those are stupid names anyway.
Sorry, dear, that’s not how things work around here.
This is now my thread.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 10, 2024 2:40 PM
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R13 I want to talk about my rescue cats. Greg this isn't fair. I want to talk about my rescue cats. You already have a column about your rescue cats. I want to talk about my rescue cats.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 10, 2024 2:44 PM
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R13, one must get used to the fact that life is simply unfair.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 10, 2024 2:47 PM
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Now back to my rescue cats.
Who wants to talk about my rescue cats?
Did I mention that they are Bengals?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 10, 2024 2:48 PM
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[quote] How about after one of the most generous entertainers of all time Elvis and his beloved daughter Lisa Marie?
No.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 10, 2024 2:50 PM
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R10 I've thought a lot about show biz combos names for my rescue kitties. Also mine are both female rescue kitties, so those names are a nice idea but not quite right.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 10, 2024 2:54 PM
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I think I want names that highlight their helplessness on their horrifying journey to my forever homes.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 10, 2024 2:56 PM
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R19, go with Shields and Yarnell.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 10, 2024 2:58 PM
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^ Now there’s a cat I would throw into the Charles River.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 10, 2024 3:27 PM
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Capers Coddlesworth III & Bostonica
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 10, 2024 3:38 PM
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Sorry, I meant to say my rescue darlings shall be female.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 10, 2024 3:49 PM
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“Shall be female?”
Dumb person trying to sound smart.
Has this cat not yet been born?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 10, 2024 3:54 PM
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I shall be taking possession momentarily! What joy! They are so lucky!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 10, 2024 4:01 PM
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[quote] I shall be taking possession momentarily!
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 10, 2024 4:57 PM
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Bengal's a shithole. Name them something to match the sights, the smells, and the crimes of Kolkata.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 10, 2024 6:45 PM
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Well, the DL pest is quite the parasite now.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 10, 2024 10:57 PM
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If DL is naming them, the only possible names are Miss Sissyboodles and Bootsy Gumdrops.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 10, 2024 11:56 PM
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Are they Bengals or tabby cats, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 17, 2024 3:19 PM
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R28 oh, I get it, Dick & Anal!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 17, 2024 3:21 PM
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How about Figment and Hallucination?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 17, 2024 3:27 PM
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[quote]Now back to my rescue cats. Who wants to talk about my rescue cats? Did I mention that they are Bengals?
What are their coat patterns, Greg — marble or spotted?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 17, 2024 7:30 PM
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I named my rescue cats Sid and Nancy.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 17, 2024 8:19 PM
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If they are striped, I would name them after the famous Bengal cats Garfield and Heathcliff. Or Morris.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 18, 2024 12:43 AM
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They were orange Tabbies r56.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 18, 2024 12:45 AM
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What cats did Greg adopt?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 18, 2024 12:46 AM
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Tabby Hunter, Tabbytha Stephens.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 18, 2024 1:01 AM
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Leopard and Loeb is ace DL wit, but you may have a practical problem calling "Loeb!"
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 18, 2024 1:11 AM
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But are they rescue rescues?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 18, 2024 1:32 AM
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[quote] What cats did Greg adopt?
You know.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 19, 2024 3:18 AM
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[quote] They were orange Tabbies
If you’re referring to my kittens, you are mistaken.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 19, 2024 3:19 AM
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If your cats have stripes, they are either tabbies or toygers.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 19, 2024 3:24 AM
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I started doing a frat boy gaglaff before I finished the first sentence. That’s hysterically funny in my world.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 20, 2024 7:37 AM
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Julia & Susanne Sugarbaker
Charlene & Mary Jo
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 20, 2024 7:41 AM
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Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
The Duke and Duchess of Windsor
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 20, 2024 7:49 AM
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Bengal Affleck & Cat Damon
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 20, 2024 9:04 AM
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