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Help Name My Rescue Cats!!!

In the frigid waters of the Bay of Bengal, a complex international search locates two adorable kittens in a tiny orange life raft, wearing tiny orange kitten life preservers. While the world waits and watches, I spring into action. They are saved by my generosity of heart. I shall take possession upon delivery and they shall dwell with me in my neighborhood showcase homes.

Who saved whom, indeed? T'was me.

Do you have any other naming suggestions that will only reinforce the decision I'm going to make anyway?

by Anonymousreply 42February 11, 2024 6:14 PM

itchy and scratchy

by Anonymousreply 1February 10, 2024 2:51 PM

Cod & Prunes

by Anonymousreply 2February 10, 2024 2:56 PM

Archy and Mehitabel. (Thanks to author Don Marquis.)

by Anonymousreply 3February 10, 2024 3:01 PM

I love those choices OP

by Anonymousreply 4February 10, 2024 3:12 PM

Bai Lerh (roten spunk)

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 5February 10, 2024 3:16 PM

We haven’t decided what to name these cats, but are considering Hazel and Paul.

by Anonymousreply 6February 10, 2024 3:23 PM

What do mean these cats, R6?

by Anonymousreply 7February 10, 2024 3:24 PM

How laborious for you, OP.

Or should we call you OCDP?

by Anonymousreply 8February 10, 2024 3:24 PM

Catfan and Earring!

by Anonymousreply 9February 10, 2024 3:25 PM

How about after one of the most generous entertainers of all time Elvis and his beloved daughter Lisa Marie?

by Anonymousreply 10February 10, 2024 3:30 PM

R6 This is my thread about my cats. If you want to talk about yourself and your cats, go start your own thread. Those are stupid names anyway.

by Anonymousreply 11February 10, 2024 3:33 PM

[quote] What do mean these cats, [R6]?

I beg your pardon?

by Anonymousreply 12February 10, 2024 3:39 PM

[quote] This is my thread about my cats. If you want to talk about yourself and your cats, go start your own thread. Those are stupid names anyway.

Sorry, dear, that’s not how things work around here.

This is now my thread.

by Anonymousreply 13February 10, 2024 3:40 PM

R13 I want to talk about my rescue cats. Greg this isn't fair. I want to talk about my rescue cats. You already have a column about your rescue cats. I want to talk about my rescue cats.

by Anonymousreply 14February 10, 2024 3:44 PM

Abby

Hazel

Pearl

Sophie

Jane

Sarah

Francis and Clare

Dominic and Catherine

Burns and Allen

by Anonymousreply 15February 10, 2024 3:46 PM

R13, one must get used to the fact that life is simply unfair.

by Anonymousreply 16February 10, 2024 3:47 PM

Now back to my rescue cats.

Who wants to talk about my rescue cats?

Did I mention that they are Bengals?

by Anonymousreply 17February 10, 2024 3:48 PM

[quote] How about after one of the most generous entertainers of all time Elvis and his beloved daughter Lisa Marie?

No.

by Anonymousreply 18February 10, 2024 3:50 PM

R10 I've thought a lot about show biz combos names for my rescue kitties. Also mine are both female rescue kitties, so those names are a nice idea but not quite right.

by Anonymousreply 19February 10, 2024 3:54 PM

I think I want names that highlight their helplessness on their horrifying journey to my forever homes.

by Anonymousreply 20February 10, 2024 3:56 PM

R19, go with Shields and Yarnell.

by Anonymousreply 21February 10, 2024 3:58 PM

R19: Laverne and Shirley

by Anonymousreply 22February 10, 2024 4:00 PM

R21

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by Anonymousreply 23February 10, 2024 4:01 PM

^ Now there’s a cat I would throw into the Charles River.

by Anonymousreply 24February 10, 2024 4:27 PM

R24 Oh, just you wait.

by Anonymousreply 25February 10, 2024 4:31 PM

Capers Coddlesworth III & Bostonica

by Anonymousreply 26February 10, 2024 4:38 PM

Ben and Gal

by Anonymousreply 27February 10, 2024 4:42 PM

Dick & Mrs Clooney

by Anonymousreply 28February 10, 2024 4:43 PM

Mine are both girls.

by Anonymousreply 29February 10, 2024 4:44 PM

Sorry, I meant to say my rescue darlings shall be female.

by Anonymousreply 30February 10, 2024 4:49 PM

“Shall be female?”

Dumb person trying to sound smart.

Has this cat not yet been born?

by Anonymousreply 31February 10, 2024 4:54 PM

I shall be taking possession momentarily! What joy! They are so lucky!

by Anonymousreply 32February 10, 2024 5:01 PM
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by Anonymousreply 33February 10, 2024 5:03 PM

[quote] I shall be taking possession momentarily!

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 34February 10, 2024 5:57 PM

Appetizer and Main

by Anonymousreply 35February 10, 2024 6:34 PM

Pride and Vanity

by Anonymousreply 36February 10, 2024 6:38 PM

Ripper and shredder.

by Anonymousreply 37February 10, 2024 7:44 PM

Bengal's a shithole. Name them something to match the sights, the smells, and the crimes of Kolkata.

by Anonymousreply 38February 10, 2024 7:45 PM

[quote]Leopard and Loeb

I love you.

by Anonymousreply 39February 10, 2024 10:50 PM

Well, the DL pest is quite the parasite now.

by Anonymousreply 40February 10, 2024 11:57 PM

If DL is naming them, the only possible names are Miss Sissyboodles and Bootsy Gumdrops.

by Anonymousreply 41February 11, 2024 12:56 AM
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by Anonymousreply 42February 11, 2024 6:14 PM
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