Help Name My Rescue Cats!!!

itchy and scratchy

Cod & Prunes

Archy and Mehitabel. (Thanks to author Don Marquis.)

I love those choices OP

Bai Lerh (roten spunk)

Oh, dear.

We haven’t decided what to name these cats, but are considering Hazel and Paul.

What do mean these cats, R6?

How laborious for you, OP.

Or should we call you OCDP?

Catfan and Earring!

How about after one of the most generous entertainers of all time Elvis and his beloved daughter Lisa Marie?

R6 This is my thread about my cats. If you want to talk about yourself and your cats, go start your own thread. Those are stupid names anyway.

[quote] What do mean these cats, [R6]?

I beg your pardon?

[quote] This is my thread about my cats. If you want to talk about yourself and your cats, go start your own thread. Those are stupid names anyway.

Sorry, dear, that’s not how things work around here.

This is now my thread.

R13 I want to talk about my rescue cats. Greg this isn't fair. I want to talk about my rescue cats. You already have a column about your rescue cats. I want to talk about my rescue cats.

Abby

Hazel

Pearl

Sophie

Jane

Sarah

Francis and Clare

Dominic and Catherine

Burns and Allen

R13, one must get used to the fact that life is simply unfair.

Now back to my rescue cats.

Who wants to talk about my rescue cats?

Did I mention that they are Bengals?

[quote] How about after one of the most generous entertainers of all time Elvis and his beloved daughter Lisa Marie?

No.

R10 I've thought a lot about show biz combos names for my rescue kitties. Also mine are both female rescue kitties, so those names are a nice idea but not quite right.

I think I want names that highlight their helplessness on their horrifying journey to my forever homes.

R19, go with Shields and Yarnell.

R19: Laverne and Shirley

R21

^ Now there’s a cat I would throw into the Charles River.

R24 Oh, just you wait.

Capers Coddlesworth III & Bostonica

Ben and Gal

Dick & Mrs Clooney

Mine are both girls.

Sorry, I meant to say my rescue darlings shall be female.

“Shall be female?”

Dumb person trying to sound smart.

Has this cat not yet been born?

I shall be taking possession momentarily! What joy! They are so lucky!

[quote] I shall be taking possession momentarily!

Oh, dear.

Appetizer and Main

Pride and Vanity

Ripper and shredder.

Bengal's a shithole. Name them something to match the sights, the smells, and the crimes of Kolkata.

[quote]Leopard and Loeb

I love you.

Well, the DL pest is quite the parasite now.

If DL is naming them, the only possible names are Miss Sissyboodles and Bootsy Gumdrops.

Are they Bengals or tabby cats, OP?

R28 oh, I get it, Dick & Anal!

How about Figment and Hallucination?

Mary & Cindy

[quote]Now back to my rescue cats. Who wants to talk about my rescue cats? Did I mention that they are Bengals?

What are their coat patterns, Greg — marble or spotted?

Pork and Beans

I named my rescue cats Sid and Nancy.

Dolce & Gabbana.

Fake and Faker.

Mani and Pedi.

Hedda and Louella

If they are striped, I would name them after the famous Bengal cats Garfield and Heathcliff. Or Morris.

They were orange Tabbies r56.

What cats did Greg adopt?

R56 imaginary.

Languor and Ennui.

Tabby Hunter, Tabbytha Stephens.

Leopard and Loeb is ace DL wit, but you may have a practical problem calling "Loeb!"

But are they rescue rescues?

Lost and Found

Lipstick & Travis

Tanya and Tucker

Oprah and Latifah

Latifah and Antifa

[quote] What cats did Greg adopt?

You know.

[quote] They were orange Tabbies

If you’re referring to my kittens, you are mistaken.

If your cats have stripes, they are either tabbies or toygers.

Tegretol & Abilify

Marge & Gower

Tristan und Isolde

NO EVIL NAMES, OP!

Mary and Muriel

Judy and Liza

Bradley and Cooper

Dante and Beatrice.

Tristan and Isolde.

Desi and Lucy.

Crate & Barrel

Manic and depressive

Milli and Vanilli

Sasha & Digweed (DJs)

Steve and Eydie.

Solomon and Sheba.

Hansel and Gretel.

Streisand and Kind

I started doing a frat boy gaglaff before I finished the first sentence. That’s hysterically funny in my world.

Steve & Eydie

Rizzo & Kenickie

Laverne & Shirley

Caroline & John John

Julia & Susanne Sugarbaker

Charlene & Mary Jo

Ashoka and Thibaw

Jackie & Ari

Laurel and Hardy.

Babe Paley & Slim Keith

Antony and Cleopatra

Romeo & Juliet

Ward & June Cleaver

Will & Grace

Cagney & Lacey

Jethro & Ellie Mae

Frank and Dean

Hall & Oates

Wilbur & Orville

Lucy & Ricky

Fred & Ethel

Judy & Liza

Captain & Tennille

Cheech & Chong

Joanie & Chachi

Adam & Eve

NOT

Adam & Steve

Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson

The Duke and Duchess of Windsor

Sonny & Cher

Harold & Maude

Tony and Carmela

Silvio and Paulie

Vito and Johnny Cakes

Don Jr and Eric

Bengal Affleck & Cat Damon

Fags! ↑

R60 Why?

Cak and Graxy