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So they're advertising vaginal reconstruction on the side of buildings now...

Will anyone think of the children?

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by Anonymousreply 11February 10, 2024 7:26 PM

Think of the children? It’s their goddamn fault for destroying those vaginas in the first place, so they can fuck off!

by Anonymousreply 1February 10, 2024 8:28 AM

They should hang up those banners in Monteceito. But it would take more than a miracle to tighten The Grand Canyon of Vaginas.

by Anonymousreply 2February 10, 2024 8:32 AM

It’s Lauren Boebert.

by Anonymousreply 3February 10, 2024 8:34 AM

🤣🤣🤣! That's funny as hell!

by Anonymousreply 4February 10, 2024 3:08 PM

Quiero uno.

by Anonymousreply 5February 10, 2024 3:20 PM

Try the pulsating chair—all the gals in Dublin are trying it!

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by Anonymousreply 6February 10, 2024 3:38 PM

“Would I like a tighter vagina? Sure, we all would!”

by Anonymousreply 7February 10, 2024 3:42 PM

What’s next, advertising anal rejuvenation for gay men?

by Anonymousreply 8February 10, 2024 3:42 PM

I would like a tighter boypussy.

by Anonymousreply 9February 10, 2024 4:23 PM

Then call us now, here at Cosmetic Fairies in Dublin.

by Anonymousreply 10February 10, 2024 4:27 PM

Kate should book an appointment right away!

by Anonymousreply 11February 10, 2024 7:26 PM
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