Nepo-baby rapper son of Cyndi Lauper charged after Harlem shooting

He bop!

Huh.

I never realized Cyndi Lauper reproduced.

Poor old Cyndi. She bought that kid in some real dodgy village. Not like mine.

What on earth.

Every sentence is rife with information, she is distressed( of course) her rapper son Dex( she has a son who is a rapper) who knew? For shooting and drug possession( really?). Seriously, just kept saying what? Why can’t the children of celebs (looking at you Chet Hanks) just act normal. Money and freedom is lost on them.

When will she see his true colors?

Being born into a wealthy family to become a gangbanger. He’s so unusual! Lol.

Tbf we all have that relative. Ours just aren’t in the news for their crazy behavior.

"Some boys take a beautiful girl...."

or in this case, a loaded Glock.

He looks pathetic. Cindy is a failure as a mother.

He had to post bail but the migrants who attacked the cops didn’t and all skipped town.

Thanks, Bragg.

He uses Lauper as a last name. Interesting.

He looks like he stinks of weed.

"He uses Lauper as a last name. Interesting."

Well, the father is a nobody, and nepos need to use that name!

r5 We beg you to take a writing class (really).

Cyndi's son is a fuck up. He clearly learned nothing from the stolen Benz incident. He is a thug who will either be killed or end up in prison, eventually. Poor Cyn.

I JUST saw her Cosentyx commercial on TV.

That's... not great news. He seems to be the exact opposite of his parents. He's not obligated to be a carbon copy of either of them, it's just that he's so unlike them that it's kind of surprising.

I feel sorry for his parents. Money or no money, that's gotta be rough on them.

r11, new video shows that it was cops who started that fight. Try again.

I mean, boys just wanna have gunnns

Money changes everything!

Not in this instance.

He OLD for 26

[quote] He is a thug who will either be killed or end up in prison,

I vote for a fentanyl overdose

In his pic @ OP, he looks liike Vinnie from Jersey Shore (minus the braids)

Thank god Captain Lou Albano isn’t around to see this.

I had an uncle that used to live in the Bay Area of San Francisco. He was in a car accident and became a quadriplegic. Some of his friends treated him to a Cyndi Lauper concert when she was in the area. Because of his wheel chair, my uncle had to use a back entrance to access the venue she was performing. As he was traveling down a large hallway Cyndi appeared walking towards his direction with a large group of her people. She immediately noticed my uncle, ran over to him, sat on his lap and began singing to him. A picture was taken of her sitting in his lap. It was a genuine surprise and one of my uncles greatest memories and a very touching moment. She has real class. How she ended up with this little punk for a son, I’ll never know.

He will be serving time after time.

Having a strong father figure is essential in any boy's development.

She’s worth 50 million, can’t she pay him to not be trash?

Seriously!

Did Cyndi birth him?

R7 Lmao

"I never realized Cyndi Lauper reproduced."

I saw her in concert when she was VERY pregnant with this kid. Still as peppy as ever, though.

Those braids will come in handy for whichever top is using them as reins while plowing him

I like Cyndi a lot. I can’t even imagine what she’s going through right now.

Pssshhhh...wiggga please!

She had him at 44 years old. I say this as child free 43 year old man; why bother. Maybe it's nurture; but by nature he doesn't seem worth it.

At least Chet Hanks is hot. This guy has nothing going for him.

R32 I also saw her in concert when she was heavily pregnant with her son. She danced and rocked all over the place. She was followed by the late, great Tina Turner - they both put on a fabulous show.

They should sentence him to a haircut. He looks like a real prize. Well done, Cyndi.

She seems to have aged well.

Does she really have psoriasis?

Poor Cyndi, waiting for his change of heart.

R40, the “heartbreak of psoriasis.”

Sinds had a late pregnancy for that.

r43 - well, they do say the quality of eggs and sperm rapidly decline in age. Perhaps her son was conceived with a "past its due date" ovum, as it were.

Her husband's sperm were dusty too. Can't believe she's 70

I remember seeing her on one of the late-night talkshows when she was pregnant. You never heard much about her kid. Didn't realize he was now a menace to society. That's a shame, she seems like a very decent person.

Why can’t he just be addicted to his phone like a good kid

Fug white boy.

Well, they can't all be a Rocco Ritchie.

He’s nothing to write home about R49.

Madonna had a better managed career, but Cyndi had the talent.

I also saw that concert r32 and r38. She was wearing a lime green jumpsuit and VERY pregnant and very energetic.

He sho is ugly!

“Do you know who I am?”

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Some women drink will pregnant, Cyndi cavorted around a stage in feathers and wacky hairdos. Now' she and offspring are paying the price.

I used to follow him on IG because I thought it was kinda interesting that her child turned out to be an "Eminem." They seemed close. There were a couple of "She's my support system, I love her" types of posts.

Rocco looks pretty good in the photo at R49. It's nice he has a hobby.

What a loser!!!

I don’t see a problem with a child using their family’s mother’s name instead of a a non famous father.

Declan looks just like his father who is an actor and played a lawyer on "Law & Order"

Nice to have $100,000 in cash lying around for emergencies.

[quote]but Cyndi had the talent.

Debatable.

If Cyndi had true talent she wouldn't have to perform that tired-ass Time After Time over and over and over and over.... even when she has new music releasing she'll do TAT instead on shows to promote the new stuff.

People usually complain about singers who won't do their old hits.

R64, True...but ALL she ever performs is TAT and GJWTHF.

Christ, I thought Tom Hanks' kid was the worst....and a fucking fanny pack with a glock in it...

They should've let him sit in there a minute

He's cute, except for the hair.

She's a bad mom

That picture of Rocco, they are determined to market him as today's de Kooning or Pollock.

He's got the clothes down to pat, shame Rhed's art is so third rate.

Declan is an Irish name. Does he have the curse of the Irish? Hence packing a Glock in his....fanny pack

The problem with having a kid at 44 is that you’re raising a teenager in your 60s. Who has the energy for that shit?

R72, Iz wery....'ow you say, challenge, but iz we-warding.

What absolute loser shit.

NO EGOT for her!

Has her pal Rosie O'Donnell commented ?

Yes, these children of world-famous celebrities have such incredible street thug cred.

Is he a Blood or a Crip? 😂

WTF Daily Mail….Cyndi Lauper has psoriasis, Nice of them to take photos of her and declare “That looks painful! Many women approaching their 60s try some sort of cosmetic thing to turn back the years.”

Yeah, they try psoriasis.

Malibu's Most Wanted!

Nothin says street cred like a fanny pack.

This is so strange.

Well with June Cleaver as his grandma, the kid never had a shot on the rough streets of Bel Air.

r78, psoriasis on the face does not look like that. But chemical peels and laser treatments do.

His granpappy taught at Harvard…apple /tree. Yada yada

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How many 911 calls were there?

....and in other news Lourdes Leon STILL hasn't waxed her unibrow!

^ does ur mom know u don't wash ur ass?

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the shocking cultural appropriation of those braids! He and Cyndi should be "canceled"!

R89 She appropriated my purple hair!!!!

amazing to think so far Madonna’s kids are doing pretty well.

r88 why does she look like trailer park cher

She looks great for being 70

Erm, what’s that now, R83?

And this?

Lourdass Leon is one of the most pathetic things ever foisted on the public. She’s like a Billie Eyelash but no talent and more hideous.

Legend? Really?

I had no idea she reproduced. And it was at an older age. Hmm.

r98 exactly what i said at r2.

Great to see you, welcome to the party!

Coats go over here...

I simply had to express how our great minds came to concordance, r99. And, please, I have a wrap. Would it slip off the hanger?

r100, would you marry me? Or maybe just go to the coast with me, tidepooling?

He's gone astray.

Sounds like he just got tired of hearing about Sally's pigeons flying...

He is showing his TRUE COLORS. It could have been worse but he had a CHANGE OF HEART.

He gave his mom a night to remember.

She drove all night to bail him out.

He should have stayed home and looked thru the PAGES of a BLUEBOY MAGAZINE.

He can't stop messing with the DANGER ZONE.

TIME AFTER TIME these nepo kids show they're trouble.

Turns out this GOONIE was *not* GOOD ENOUGH

He put a hole in her heart all the way to Chinah.

The worst part of the whole incident is that he had FANNY PACK!!!

I'm sure it was a Gucci fanny pack or some kind of gangsta kind, Fubu or something.

I had no idea she reproduced. And it was at an older age. Hmm.

Did she reproduce? I had no idea.