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I am dee-double-lighted to breathlessly report that my polycule and I are adopting two beautiful Fat-Tailed Gerbils (the tails make them easier to remove).
We shall take delivery of them upon a fortnight.
Any tips, suggestions, or advice will be welcomed.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 10, 2024 1:40 PM |
Are they rescue gerbils?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 10, 2024 1:04 AM |
How big are they?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 10, 2024 1:05 AM |
Check your health plan for ER visits.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 10, 2024 1:05 AM |
Greg’s pretentious verbiage down to a T!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 10, 2024 1:07 AM |
Will these gerbils have a better quality of life than most of the posters on DL?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 10, 2024 1:09 AM |
Don't put one up your ass!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 10, 2024 1:10 AM |
Fun fact: It's illegal to own a gerbil or a ferret as a pet in California.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 10, 2024 1:12 AM |
They pair well with prunes.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 10, 2024 1:23 AM |
OP is the Tucker Carlson of pet rescuers and I refuse to look up any of those words!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 10, 2024 1:26 AM |
Dont they eat gerbils in S. America or is that guinea pigs.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 10, 2024 1:41 AM |
I despise gerbils. Team Hamster!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 10, 2024 1:51 AM |
Hamster team.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 10, 2024 1:52 AM |
[Quote]the tails make them easier to remove.
You cut off their tails?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 10, 2024 2:15 AM |
It’s guinea pigs, r10. A lot more meat on the bone than a gerbil. I think consumption is mostly confined to Peru, where it appears unabashedly on the menus of even the most tourist-friendly restaurants.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 10, 2024 2:23 AM |
Trim their claws
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 10, 2024 2:23 AM |
One correction, one response, and one question:
[quote] —The ghost of Julia Childs
Correction: It is Julia Child.
[quote] You cut off their tails?
Response: No, R13. The OP meant that because of their fat-tails, these gerbils are easier to remove from one’s ass.
Question: How many of these gerbils will fit in my Instant Pot?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 10, 2024 11:23 AM |
Just bouncy rats.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 10, 2024 11:27 AM |
Well I guess he had it coming.
But remember when you feed trolls they keep coming back.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 10, 2024 11:55 AM |
Thank you, R13.
I, too, am an actual Back Bay resident.
Since 1993!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 10, 2024 12:26 PM |
I have no clue what this thread is mocking but, yep, OP sounds like that boring, pretentious twat to a tee.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 10, 2024 1:21 PM |
[quote] I have no clue what this thread is mocking but, yep, OP sounds like that boring, pretentious twat to a tee.
It’s uncanny!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 10, 2024 1:29 PM |
R20, you might want to brush up on your expressions.
Fit to a T.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 10, 2024 1:40 PM |
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