The Annual "What are you serving for your Superbowl party" thread

Is his name Felix?

Why do you think that you get to start "the "The Annual "What are you serving for your Superbowl party"" thread" when you aren't having a Superbowl party?

Buffalo chicken dip, using Frank’s Red Hot sauce. Recipe online somewhere I’m sure. It’s always a hit. Best served with Frito Scooops.

You're not even having a fiesta, are you, OP?

Since quitting booze, I don't even pretend to go to Super Bowl parties for the food anymore. But I like a nice dip or handful of wings. Maybe I'll churn something out for myself along those lines for dinner on Sunday.

Rice cakes and Shasta will really get the party started!

I doubt I will even watch the game but people really seem to like Taco Dip. Serve with tortilla chips see link for recipe if you don't already have one.

I was considering molding a bunch of popcorn balls into the shape of a football and dyeing it in the two teams’ colors. Seriously. I was!

(I learned a couple days ago that my neighbor is refurbishing a seat he has that was in the original Candlestick Park and his dad went to the first game ever played there. He wears a leather 49ers jacket, too, so I’m concerned about simultaneously rising to the occasion and not saying anything too rude while I sit there and hope Kansas City runs away with it all because Mahomes is my fantasy husband.

I don’t feel that a pasta salad can possibly be enough and that’s all I ever bring to occasions. I really have no idea what to do.

[quote] Rice cakes and Shasta will really get the party started!

Mentos and Shasta will really get the party started

Little smokies with a cheese cube skewered with a toothpick with colorful foil flourishes, fruit salad spheres, and rumaki.

R10 WTF is a fruit salad sphere?

I don’t do Super Bowl parties anymore since my raunchy guests always began using the dips and toppings as sexual favors that would lead to all out orgies. Not even the Puppy Bowl was sacred.

What is a "Superbowl party"?

Fetal Rumaki is a wonderful way to use up unused fetuses. They are naturally boneless and the water chestnuts add a lovely crunch. In a pinch I use jicama. Bacon rasher, toothpicks and 15 mins in a 350 oven...

Jägermeister amuse-bouche

No party but I am picking up bbq. Chicken and ribs. I will make baked beans and coleslaw.

Hate watching sports....!

R7 has saved my day. Thank you! That’s what I’m going to bring.

I hope they don’t eat it all. I want mass quantities for ME.

I'm not hosting but rather attending a lesbian Superbowl party. I guess I'm eating gash.

We're bringing over Ahi tuna towers with Wonton crisps. A couple bottles of dry white wine.

I love that r20, but how will you keep them cold for the drive and before serving?

I'm making burritos, spinach dip and a cheese cake.

Spiced Prune and Goat Cheese Crostini: Top slices of toasted baguette with creamy goat cheese and a spiced prune compote for a delicious and elegant appetizer.

Prosciutto-Wrapped Prunes: Wrap sweet prunes in slices of salty prosciutto

Stuffed Prunes with Blue Cheese and Walnuts: Fill pitted prunes with creamy blue cheese and a crunchy walnut half

Prune and Bacon Bites: Skewer bite-sized pieces of cooked bacon and pitted prunes

Prune and Brie Phyllo Cups: Fill mini phyllo cups with melted brie cheese and a spoonful of prune jam

^ Someone has time to waste.

R24 Don't say that. The kitchen is my happy place. Food is love.

I’m guessing R23 will be spending most of the game in the bathroom with both holes fully engaged.🤮💩

r21, we are walking 3 doors down the block in SF. No need for AC. We may end up crawling home, depending how the game goes.

r26, dried plums are not a quick acting laxative but a natural fiber supplement. Monday morning may be a different story, but dried plums do not give diarrhea but a wonderful bowel movement. Plus all the cheese would tend to slow down digestion as cheese is both high in fat and protein.

BUT, pair r23 's game-time menu with a Monday morning hot cup of coffee, and it's time to take the newspaper to the bathroom.

I would also add a slice of either water chestnut or jicama to the prosciutto wrapped prunes and the skewers.

I will be serving cunt, like I do every day.

I'll be serving disinterest. Hot and Cold

Meatloaf. Again.

Are you whelmed r30?

I will have a generous spread of the most delicious high-low offerings.

I am prepping some delicious quesadillas right now for tomorrow’s festivities.

Do we really need to prep for Quesadillas? It's pretty easy but you're Greg, so there's that.

R28 Greg, that's disgusting.

[quote] Do we really need to prep for Quesadillas? It's pretty easy but you're Greg, so there's that.

Yes, we do.

I am filling my quesadillas with a sweet potato purée and some goat cheese.

I just finished making the purée.

r36, that was not Greg, that was me asshole.

R20. Why don't you.... bring Ahi tuna towers and Wonton crisps to the Super Bowl cocktail dînatoire.

Queso

[quote] that was not Greg, that was me asshole.

True

You made yourself Greg-adjacent. Shame on you.

Remember the old saying “As gay as IKEA on Super Bowl Sunday”? Ah, I miss the 90s.

No one said that

Beyond the Betty Bowers type

[quote] You made yourself Greg-adjacent. Shame on you.

Even though i hate watching sports in honor of the super bowl, i am making jerk chicken wings , but i will not watch the game.

I'm making this, which I've served before, and people really like it. I'll be using the ATK version which has the same ingredients, but the amounts are tweaked slightly. But ATK links go to a paywall.

Cupcakes (fag food)

Most popular super Bowl food by state.

Is that today?

Super bowl Sundays are on Sunday R51 if it was today they would call it Super Bowl Saturday.

Are they ever on Tuesday, R52?

were

I had no idea Tender Vittles cat food was discontinued years ago.

Puppy chow for the puppy bowl!

What's a superbowl?

It's a big ass receptacle for smoking copious amounts of pot, silly.