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Airline to start weighing passengers

Finland's flagship airline has announced it is now weighing passengers - not just their luggage.

Finnair said the weigh-ins are "voluntary and anonymous" and will help to ensure the airline does not exceed the set maximum weight for a safe take-off.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 10, 2024 2:41 AM

Get a mounjauro prescription, problem solved!

by Anonymousreply 1February 10, 2024 12:28 AM

I was happy when I saw this story earlier, but then was decidedly less so when I saw that the purpose is not to properly punish fatties.

by Anonymousreply 2February 10, 2024 1:25 AM

Are planes so poorly constructed today that we have to start worrying if there is a fatty aboard ?

by Anonymousreply 3February 10, 2024 1:35 AM

Imagine falling out of the sky to your doom because Chrissy Metz decided she just had to visit the Caesar’s Palace buffet again. Good for Finnair.

by Anonymousreply 4February 10, 2024 1:36 AM

I ain't gettin' on no scales!

by Anonymousreply 5February 10, 2024 1:37 AM

I think all normal people have worried about a fatty plugging up the middle seat or getting stuck in the window exit.

by Anonymousreply 6February 10, 2024 1:37 AM

No wonder it’s called the 737 MAX. It can only hold so much weight.

by Anonymousreply 7February 10, 2024 1:39 AM

If they are going to weigh my baggage they should also weigh me. Perfectly reasonable

by Anonymousreply 8February 10, 2024 2:41 AM
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