Lufthansa passenger dies coughing up blood midflight

Was his Lufthansa and upper arm hurting before? Maybe he was having a heart attack.

Tuberculosis!

Kind of surprised they haven't quarantined the passengers before a quickie autopsy.

Who gets his things?

Hemorrhagic fever?

Esophageal varices?

Does he get a voucher?

To add insult to injury, he missed his connecting flight.

R4 His Thai lady boy wife duh.

But he'll get a refund, right?

R9 airline credit only. Which then he’ll have to pay a penalty fee plus the difference in fare.

And the worst thing—the credit expires in 12 months.

And he can’t transfer the credit to someone else either. It has to be under his name.

This is how it begins.....

Ebolaaaaaaaaaa

[quote] the credit expires in 12 months.

It’s got a lot longer than he does

The in-flight movie must have been Bros

That’ll do it every time.

He had been overheard saying on the flight, “if teacake is a defacto cosplay, let God strike me dead.”

Didn't we have an ebola "extinction-level event" troll? Or maybe he started with bird flu.

No one wants his stuff.

So it begins, fasten your seatbelts........

I'll get you eventually!

Did they at least move his neighbour to First Class?

R18, that takes me back. Yes, the guy was obsessed with Ebola.

Just remember, according to that ding dong, there were huge swathes of dead Americans by Thanksgiving that year.