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Matt Gaetz was stopped by TSA at the Dallas airport and they found a taser on him

Insert joke here

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by Anonymousreply 8February 10, 2024 4:30 PM

[quote] Matt Gaetz was stopped by TSA at the Dallas airport and they found a teenager on him.

Fixed it for you, OP. 😂😜

by Anonymousreply 1February 9, 2024 10:37 PM

He probably uses it to immobilize his underage victims.

by Anonymousreply 2February 9, 2024 10:53 PM

R2, tell me about it

by Anonymousreply 3February 9, 2024 11:00 PM

Nothing to see here. It is just his gay conversion therapy device.

by Anonymousreply 4February 9, 2024 11:42 PM

Don't tase me, bro!

by Anonymousreply 5February 9, 2024 11:55 PM

FREE NESTOR!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6February 9, 2024 11:57 PM

Also found in his carry on luggage

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by Anonymousreply 7February 10, 2024 8:26 AM

That wasn't a taser, it was his personal dildo.

by Anonymousreply 8February 10, 2024 4:30 PM
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