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Have evolved into being an ass eater…love it!

Didnt start out this way, but in the past year I have fallen in love with analingus. my current lover has a near perfect ass, and is hyper sensitive down there. I love eating him raw. how about you? do you do analingus? do you deep tongue? mmmmm….

by Anonymousreply 38February 12, 2024 12:18 PM

If only I could bend my head that far forwards.

by Anonymousreply 1February 9, 2024 10:28 PM

Nope! My policy is that I never make passes at boys who eat asses.

by Anonymousreply 2February 9, 2024 10:30 PM


by Anonymousreply 3February 9, 2024 10:33 PM

What are you trying to prove, op?

by Anonymousreply 4February 9, 2024 10:39 PM

The Senatrice has discovered absinthe.

by Anonymousreply 5February 9, 2024 10:51 PM

[quote]I love eating him raw.

You should try him medium-rare.

by Anonymousreply 6February 9, 2024 11:08 PM

Yick. I just can't even though I used to love having my sweet ass eaten. Go for it. Beware of hemorrhoids and std's.

by Anonymousreply 7February 9, 2024 11:14 PM

What does the STD possess?

by Anonymousreply 8February 9, 2024 11:49 PM

You made me eat you

I didn't want to do it

I didn't want to do it

You made me lick you

And all the time you knew it.

I guess you always knew it.

by Anonymousreply 9February 10, 2024 1:11 AM

If it's a regular monogamous partner and you're sure he is free of STIs, I say feast on it.

I suppose that there might still be a risk of bacterial/parasite infections (I'm no doctor) but if you're willing to assume the risk under the above circumstances that's a personal decision.

Anyone more medically knowledgable able to weigh in?

by Anonymousreply 10February 10, 2024 1:47 AM

You are what you eat.

by Anonymousreply 11February 10, 2024 2:02 AM

Mom! I told you to stop posting here!

by Anonymousreply 12February 10, 2024 2:07 AM

I love eating my partner's ass, but he is very very clean, and spends a lot of time prepping beforehand.

by Anonymousreply 13February 10, 2024 2:47 AM

What is the pleasure of eating the place where the shit comes out? Someone explain.

by Anonymousreply 14February 10, 2024 2:50 AM

r14 We don't explain. You've got google.

by Anonymousreply 15February 10, 2024 2:52 AM

r14 The pleasure isn't directly for the eater. It is for the eaten. However, providing pleasure to someone else is pleasurable.

by Anonymousreply 16February 10, 2024 2:53 AM

R15 That's okay because I don't really want it explained.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 10, 2024 3:37 AM

Are you lost, r18?

by Anonymousreply 19February 10, 2024 3:41 AM

(Aer) Lingus for OP, R19. Has he tried it mile high yet?

by Anonymousreply 20February 10, 2024 3:59 AM

[quote]That's okay because I don't really want it explained.

Someday, someone with fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 21February 10, 2024 4:10 AM

[quote]Someday, someone with fuck you

Why straight you so stupid R21?

by Anonymousreply 22February 10, 2024 5:06 AM

Are you stupid, R19?

by Anonymousreply 23February 10, 2024 5:18 AM

It’s ok, R22. Someday you will experience sex. It will happen… someday.

by Anonymousreply 24February 10, 2024 5:25 AM

R21 Are you having a seizure?

by Anonymousreply 25February 10, 2024 5:48 AM

Mrs. Woodard?

by Anonymousreply 26February 10, 2024 5:49 AM

It’s OK, R25. Someday, you’ll “get it”.

by Anonymousreply 27February 10, 2024 6:00 AM

It ain't healthy.

by Anonymousreply 28February 10, 2024 10:32 PM

you need to be aware of catching amoebas A fiend of mine who loves to eat ass has been on Flagyl a number of times

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by Anonymousreply 29February 10, 2024 10:48 PM

^ 'friend' not a Freudian slip

by Anonymousreply 30February 10, 2024 10:49 PM

OP please keep us posted after you go in for treatment of HPV. If you live through the horrific amebic dysentery, that is.

by Anonymousreply 31February 11, 2024 12:56 AM

OP's going to end up wormy.

by Anonymousreply 32February 11, 2024 12:58 AM

I'm the cleanest human being on the planet and even I wouldn't eat my own ass. I would suck my own dick though. Hell, if I could do that I'd never leave the house.

by Anonymousreply 33February 11, 2024 1:01 AM

R16 Are you serious? The way guys on here post with relish about eating ass I doubt it's for the sole pleasure of the recipient.

by Anonymousreply 34February 11, 2024 8:31 PM

Getting my dick sucked, my Lycra ripped open so he could eat my ass and then fucked in the shower while covered in custard is definitely one of the hottest experiences I think I’ve had 😈

by Anonymousreply 35February 11, 2024 10:58 PM

What did you evolve from?

by Anonymousreply 36February 12, 2024 12:25 AM

Look up "over-sharing", OP.

by Anonymousreply 37February 12, 2024 12:31 AM

r36 Where did you see me type "sole pleasure?" Interesting.

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