Have evolved into being an ass eater…love it!

If only I could bend my head that far forwards.

Nope! My policy is that I never make passes at boys who eat asses.

-100/100

What are you trying to prove, op?

The Senatrice has discovered absinthe.

[quote]I love eating him raw.

You should try him medium-rare.

Yick. I just can't even though I used to love having my sweet ass eaten. Go for it. Beware of hemorrhoids and std's.

What does the STD possess?

You made me eat you

I didn't want to do it

I didn't want to do it

You made me lick you

And all the time you knew it.

I guess you always knew it.

If it's a regular monogamous partner and you're sure he is free of STIs, I say feast on it.

I suppose that there might still be a risk of bacterial/parasite infections (I'm no doctor) but if you're willing to assume the risk under the above circumstances that's a personal decision.

Anyone more medically knowledgable able to weigh in?

You are what you eat.

Mom! I told you to stop posting here!

I love eating my partner's ass, but he is very very clean, and spends a lot of time prepping beforehand.

What is the pleasure of eating the place where the shit comes out? Someone explain.

r14 We don't explain. You've got google.

r14 The pleasure isn't directly for the eater. It is for the eaten. However, providing pleasure to someone else is pleasurable.

R15 That's okay because I don't really want it explained.

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Are you lost, r18?

(Aer) Lingus for OP, R19. Has he tried it mile high yet?

[quote]That's okay because I don't really want it explained.

Someday, someone with fuck you.

[quote]Someday, someone with fuck you

Why straight you so stupid R21?

Are you stupid, R19?

It’s ok, R22. Someday you will experience sex. It will happen… someday.

R21 Are you having a seizure?

Mrs. Woodard?

It’s OK, R25. Someday, you’ll “get it”.

It ain't healthy.

you need to be aware of catching amoebas A fiend of mine who loves to eat ass has been on Flagyl a number of times

^ 'friend' not a Freudian slip

OP please keep us posted after you go in for treatment of HPV. If you live through the horrific amebic dysentery, that is.

OP's going to end up wormy.

I'm the cleanest human being on the planet and even I wouldn't eat my own ass. I would suck my own dick though. Hell, if I could do that I'd never leave the house.

R16 Are you serious? The way guys on here post with relish about eating ass I doubt it's for the sole pleasure of the recipient.

Getting my dick sucked, my Lycra ripped open so he could eat my ass and then fucked in the shower while covered in custard is definitely one of the hottest experiences I think I’ve had 😈

What did you evolve from?

Look up "over-sharing", OP.

r36 Where did you see me type "sole pleasure?" Interesting.