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My 81 year old widower dad is into lactating African American women, should I do anything?

Every once in a while he'll ask for tech help from me and I have to ignore his YouTube history, browser history, etc which is whatever, okay.

But he occasionally publishes reels of lactating women on the Facebook page he shared with my deceased mom.

What should I do?

I've tried to give him another tablet and a new Facebook account, but he doesn't want either and when I call him on his really specific porn(?) publishing Facebook enterprise he always claims, "I didn't do anything."

by Anonymousreply 23February 10, 2024 2:15 PM

What’s his number?

by Anonymousreply 1February 9, 2024 8:53 PM

0/10.

What do you get out of these stupid made-up situations even?

by Anonymousreply 2February 9, 2024 8:54 PM

R2 Oh is OP a troll who does this shit often. I don’t trolldar people.

by Anonymousreply 3February 9, 2024 9:05 PM

Hmmm. I *do* need some more work.

by Anonymousreply 4February 9, 2024 10:08 PM

R1 - my god, I can't believe how hard I laughed at that.

by Anonymousreply 5February 9, 2024 10:12 PM

R3 THE IRONY!

by Anonymousreply 6February 9, 2024 10:54 PM

What should you do OP?

Shoot yourself then shoot him.

by Anonymousreply 7February 9, 2024 10:57 PM

My 89-year old dad buys XXX videos of teen women pissing themselves.

by Anonymousreply 8February 9, 2024 11:33 PM

Is your dad so far gone mentally that he thinks these women produce chocolate milk?

by Anonymousreply 9February 9, 2024 11:47 PM

R9 No, I think it has something to do with the years he spent in Angola.

by Anonymousreply 10February 9, 2024 11:56 PM

OP....your story is way too creepy for me.

by Anonymousreply 11February 9, 2024 11:59 PM

Hahahahahaha if this isn't real (and I think it is because it's bizarrely specific) ....

10 / motherfucking 10

by Anonymousreply 12February 10, 2024 12:15 AM

Shop around on craigslist?

by Anonymousreply 13February 10, 2024 12:18 AM

I haven't had a Facebook account since 2017 so call me out of touch but wouldn't his account get suspended immediately? Didn't think you could post porn on FB.

by Anonymousreply 14February 10, 2024 12:33 AM

Turn him onto some good chocolate milk instead??

by Anonymousreply 15February 10, 2024 2:44 AM

R14 Apparently his Reels feed is following at least one woman who posts daily pictures of her feeding her child, today was the day he accidentally published/shared one of the Reels.

Today, which coincidentally is my mom's birthday. So his response to all the "Happy Heavenly Birthday" posts, was basically suck tit.

This is the same man who gave me a sympathy card for Christmas, because he liked the image on it, so I'm a short while away from him getting and spreading STIs in a nursing home.

I've been thinking of unlocking the porn channels on his IPTV subscription, but I don't think he's ready for Cum4K or TushyRAW UHD.

by Anonymousreply 16February 10, 2024 2:56 AM

*...who posts daily pictures of herself feeding her child,"

Oh dear-ing, myself.

by Anonymousreply 17February 10, 2024 2:59 AM

Yeah, my father started regularly searching for some variation of "giant nippled women" or "freaky giant nipples" on google 3 or 4 times a week. I suspect it began after my parents discovered FRIENDS this Thanksgiving while they were visiting me. At least that's all I can put it to.

I think it's hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 18February 10, 2024 7:42 AM

No need to do anything. It seems pretty harmless if he's just into lactating bosoms. But maybe you have a problem, what kind of "tech help" does he need that makes you examine his porn history?

by Anonymousreply 19February 10, 2024 7:50 AM

Not OP, but I follow both my elderly parent's Chrome activity. I follow my mother's because she is Bipolar and I can tell from her web activity whether she has stopped sleeping/gone off her meds and I need to worry. I follow my father's because he's more than once gotten himself mixed up in internet scams and will frequently destroy his computers with viruses and ask for my help fixing them. I really only check in on his once a month or so, but my mother's I check once a week. She used to regularly read all of our journals as kids and eavesdrop on our phone calls, so I feel no guilt about invading her privacy.

OP, I do have a suggestion for you: sign into your father's facebook and change his posting settings so that everything he posts is set to 'private'.

by Anonymousreply 20February 10, 2024 8:08 AM

“Son, I would discuss funeral arrangements, but Delores has whipped out her titty and I am busy. No, I don’t ‘save’ titty videos; that’s how they get ya!”

by Anonymousreply 21February 10, 2024 9:54 AM

Maybe it's something you can enjoy together.

by Anonymousreply 22February 10, 2024 12:35 PM

R19 what R20 said.

by Anonymousreply 23February 10, 2024 2:15 PM
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