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Will Wheaton is very upset about Larry David attacking Elmo

Lighten up Francis

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by Anonymousreply 95February 11, 2024 7:56 PM

Elmo had it coming.

by Anonymousreply 1February 8, 2024 9:10 PM

Wil needs to change his tampon.

by Anonymousreply 2February 8, 2024 9:10 PM

Will Wheaton is an absolute douchebag. He's an even bigger idiot for taking a clearly staged event seriously.

by Anonymousreply 3February 8, 2024 9:11 PM

I got a kick out of Elmo's father, I had never seen him before but his voice is great and he got after Larry

by Anonymousreply 4February 8, 2024 9:11 PM

Shut up Wesley.

by Anonymousreply 5February 8, 2024 9:12 PM

I thought Elmo fled to Europe after the allegations surfaced.

by Anonymousreply 6February 8, 2024 9:40 PM

Larry is tight with Rocco.

by Anonymousreply 7February 8, 2024 9:50 PM

Wow, I thought he was joking until I read his actual post/rant/meltdown. MARY! Wheaton has significant mental health problems as he likes to share with everyone, but I think he needs a new therapist, all is clearly not right.

by Anonymousreply 8February 8, 2024 9:57 PM

Whil Wheaton

by Anonymousreply 9February 8, 2024 10:03 PM

I'm starting to see why they wrote off his character in TNG (the traveler bullshit) and didn't have him back in the subsequent Picard series.

He really is insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 10February 8, 2024 10:15 PM

Ugh, so sick of this dude.

by Anonymousreply 11February 8, 2024 10:29 PM

Oh damn, we don't have to have one of our NATIONAL CONVERSATIONS about this, do we? I don't think I can stand that.

by Anonymousreply 12February 8, 2024 10:31 PM

I feel like this Elmo whole thing is a set up for the last season of Curb.

by Anonymousreply 13February 8, 2024 10:37 PM

Shut up, Wesley.

by Anonymousreply 14February 8, 2024 10:37 PM

Shut up, Wesley.

[Quote] - Jack Crusher, aka The Favorite Son

by Anonymousreply 15February 8, 2024 11:30 PM

Wheaton is a terrible person.

by Anonymousreply 16February 8, 2024 11:48 PM

Jesus Christ. Is he on crack?

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by Anonymousreply 17February 9, 2024 12:00 AM

Wheaton’s response is actually hilarious. It reads like Larry David wrote it.

by Anonymousreply 18February 9, 2024 12:02 AM

Another Elmo abuse video!

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by Anonymousreply 19February 9, 2024 12:03 AM

He wrote more - it’s child rape!

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by Anonymousreply 20February 9, 2024 12:04 AM

Here come the snowflakes.

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by Anonymousreply 21February 9, 2024 12:05 AM


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by Anonymousreply 22February 9, 2024 12:07 AM


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by Anonymousreply 23February 9, 2024 12:08 AM

Cheryl: I think you should write Wil a letter of apology.

Larry: You’re right. Dear Prick, why are you such a prick?

by Anonymousreply 24February 9, 2024 12:13 AM

Wil Wheaton? Will NASTY!

by Anonymousreply 25February 9, 2024 12:19 AM

Will Wheaton is insufferable and humorless, because he's 'woke.'

Very far-left, emasculated, ultra-liberal soyboy.

by Anonymousreply 26February 9, 2024 12:22 AM
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by Anonymousreply 27February 9, 2024 12:27 AM

Miss Warwick has spoken.

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by Anonymousreply 28February 9, 2024 12:33 AM

Can this guy even afford a Twitter account?

by Anonymousreply 29February 9, 2024 12:42 AM

Can someone tell me if Dionne is being serious or not? Genuine question.

by Anonymousreply 30February 9, 2024 12:48 AM

While Wheaton's reaction is a bit unhinged, is is far less unhinged than David attacking a puppet.

That is just bizarre behavior - it's a puppet. He attacked a puppet on live tv.

I can't wait for the non-apology apology, not who he is...not his values...blah blah blah.

by Anonymousreply 31February 9, 2024 12:51 AM

Elmo's segment was over and they were going to Al Roker with the wedding, they decided to put the camera back on Larry so it's partially the show's fault

by Anonymousreply 32February 9, 2024 12:53 AM

Al Roker *weather*

by Anonymousreply 33February 9, 2024 12:53 AM

I never bought into Will Wheaton being heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 34February 9, 2024 12:56 AM

[quote]Larry is tight with Rocco.





by Anonymousreply 35February 9, 2024 12:57 AM

Wil Wheaton has that lovely knack of over sharing then complaining when people pile on him. Jeez, talk to your therapist, don’t write an unhinged social media post. IT’S A PIECE OF FELT.

Will Dave Chappelle punch Gonzo in the face?

Will Melissa McCarthy roundhouse kick Snuffleupagus?

Will Pete Davidson accidentally eat Big Bird?

by Anonymousreply 36February 9, 2024 1:36 AM

[quote] Elmo's segment was over and they were going to Al Roker with the wedding, they decided to put the camera back on Larry so it's partially the show's fault

It was a bit, Einstein.

by Anonymousreply 37February 9, 2024 1:41 AM

R35, you’re too dumb for this thread.

by Anonymousreply 38February 9, 2024 1:41 AM

Isn't Kevin "Elmo" Clash into chicken?

by Anonymousreply 39February 9, 2024 1:44 AM

Is Wheaton a Brother Sun alumnus?

by Anonymousreply 40February 9, 2024 1:54 AM

I find it very difficult to believe that the Sesame Street people would agree to a "bit" that involved a grown adult attacking what is essentially a child puppet. Sesame Street and Elmo are oriented toward children. Why would they agree to something that would call into question that focus.

It may or may not have been a bit from David's point of view, but it's still bizarre. Who comes up with attacking a children's puppet for laughs. It's like pretending to beat children or puppies.

The issue isn't being humorless. It's that it's a bizarre thing to say to yourself, "hey, you know what would be HILARIOUS? Attacking a children's puppet on live tv. THAT would be good for a few laughs."

by Anonymousreply 41February 9, 2024 2:14 AM

I think it was a comedy but for the parents. A lot of adults find Elmo’s annoying as fuck and have to watch Sesame Street anyway and listen to their kids tickle me Elmo toy

by Anonymousreply 42February 9, 2024 2:16 AM

Tickle ME Elmo

Tickle me, Elmo.

by Anonymousreply 43February 9, 2024 2:18 AM

Is Will aware that Elmo’s existence is based on having a grown man’s hand up his ass?

by Anonymousreply 44February 9, 2024 2:26 AM

[quote]I can't wait for the non-apology apology, not who he is...not his values...blah blah blah.

Yeah, I don't think so. That's not Larry David's speed.

by Anonymousreply 45February 9, 2024 2:38 AM

[quote]Yeah, I don't think so. That's not Larry David's speed.

It wasn't Michael Richards's either until circumstances forced it - which makes it that much more entertaining for the rest of us.

You're probably right, though. But, I can dream, can't I?

by Anonymousreply 46February 9, 2024 2:42 AM

bitch made. he really wrote all that? she's in a manic phase.

by Anonymousreply 47February 9, 2024 2:48 AM

[quote] Elmo’s existence is based on having a grown man’s hand up his ass?

He doesn’t have an ass much like Jacob Elordi and Shawn Mendes.

by Anonymousreply 48February 9, 2024 2:52 AM

Doing some asshole aspergers shit that makes everyone mad in reality is perfect for Larry David. Huge win. He should go for some kind of Kaufman phase and become a public menace.

by Anonymousreply 49February 9, 2024 2:55 AM

There is zero chance Sesame Street agreed to allow that to happen.

I pity the bitch who lays a hand on Miss Piggy.

by Anonymousreply 50February 9, 2024 2:56 AM

But is she a rescue piggy, R50?

by Anonymousreply 51February 9, 2024 2:58 AM

Larry David is not funny. He's a whining narcissist. I wouldn't lose on him if he was on fire.

by Anonymousreply 52February 9, 2024 2:59 AM

r51, she is large and in charge, in no need of rescue!

by Anonymousreply 53February 9, 2024 3:00 AM

Love everything about Larry. Wil Wheaton sounds insane. Who goes off on a major tirade over a 5 second clip featuring a muppet?

by Anonymousreply 54February 9, 2024 3:02 AM

If your kids don’t know that Elmo is just a puppet, they have much bigger problems than being traumatized by Larry David.

by Anonymousreply 55February 9, 2024 3:07 AM

Eh, Larry was right. Could any adult stand being around a twee and mawkish monster like Elmo?

by Anonymousreply 56February 9, 2024 3:54 AM

Wheaton is not all there in the head, I noticed it already when he did that unhinged Mayor Pete rant on Tumblr during the 2020 primary.

by Anonymousreply 57February 9, 2024 4:21 AM

That little puppet… was me.

by Anonymousreply 58February 9, 2024 5:35 AM

Wheaton had made an absolute tit of himself. If he’s that easily triggered, he needs to change his meds. I mean, this is a war torn world in which many people are just struggling to survive. What an embarrassing shitshow.

by Anonymousreply 59February 9, 2024 12:54 PM

^ *has made

by Anonymousreply 60February 9, 2024 12:55 PM

Barney requests a moment with Larry

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by Anonymousreply 61February 9, 2024 3:09 PM

Super-lefties always eventually let their hate out against conservative helpless Felt-Americans

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by Anonymousreply 62February 9, 2024 3:38 PM

[quote]"And Larry F***ing David ... did ... that? And thought it was going to be ... funny?"

Wheaton is a grown man (51) writing like a tween girl.

I hate it when people use all those ellipses, implying that they're barely able to go on.

by Anonymousreply 63February 9, 2024 3:43 PM

DLers will love this pic:

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by Anonymousreply 64February 9, 2024 3:46 PM

Wil Wheaton never shuts up about the "abuse" he suffered at the hands of his dick father. The guy didn't beat him or molest him. He just insulted him a lot. And for Wil, this is a life-altering trauma.

I guess when you no longer have a career, you can invent a new one as Professional Abuse Survivor.

And his endless pantomiming as a woke warrior is insufferable. Even by LA standards, the dude is utterly vapid and trying way too hard. When gays told him they used to crush on Wesley Crusher, he spat out this lengthy screed about how humbled he was to be the jerk-off fantasy for Gen X, and how empowering it feels to be a part of something so personal. What a load.

by Anonymousreply 65February 9, 2024 3:50 PM

[quote] Professional Abuse Survivor.

I’m a PAS!

by Anonymousreply 66February 9, 2024 4:07 PM

[quote] What a load.


by Anonymousreply 67February 9, 2024 4:08 PM

Wheaton is now significantly older than Patrick Stewart when TNG began

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by Anonymousreply 68February 9, 2024 4:16 PM

I thought the Larry David bit was kinda funny. Who the hell doesn't get that it was a gag?

by Anonymousreply 69February 9, 2024 4:30 PM

You'd have PTSD too if you had to pull a huge leach off your testicles as a kid.

by Anonymousreply 70February 9, 2024 4:36 PM

R70 Stephen King not only had a leech latch onto his behind as a kid, he also saw a childhood friend get run over by a train. However, he doesn’t go around screeching about his victimhood.

by Anonymousreply 71February 9, 2024 5:20 PM

Joyce Carol Oates weigh in—!

[quote]We can imagine how this highly sensitive individual reacts to assaults on actual persons as in war. Assume he can barely draw breath reacting to the war in Gaza in proportion to the comic assault on an inanimate puppet. Such empathy!

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by Anonymousreply 72February 9, 2024 5:26 PM

Will Wheaton writes like he lives on Reddit.

by Anonymousreply 73February 9, 2024 5:32 PM

When Joyce Carol Oates bodies you on Twitter, it's over.

by Anonymousreply 74February 9, 2024 5:55 PM

Wil Wheaton was a highly successful child actor whose career long since fell off a cliff. He’s clearly deeply unhappy with his life and he pins this entirely on his parents. This isn’t a good look for a 50-something individual. Grow up, Wil. You’re making a fool of yourself.

by Anonymousreply 75February 9, 2024 6:50 PM

[quote]R65: And his endless pantomiming as a woke warrior is insufferable. Even by LA standards, the dude is utterly vapid and trying way too hard. When gays told him they used to crush on Wesley Crusher, he spat out this lengthy screed about how humbled he was to be the jerk-off fantasy for Gen X, and how empowering it feels to be a part of something so personal. What a load.

You remind me of something a poster said of the expression 'virtue-signaling', that "only right-wingers use it, because they think it's impossible for people to actually feel empathy for others." (𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲, reply 46.)

You had so much more balance when, on 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄!!! (𝐧𝐨𝐭!), you posted, "Woke-ism isn't trying to "cancel" Blazing Saddles. No one is. This is phony outrage from ignorant white Karens and Kens" (reply 28).

by Anonymousreply 76February 9, 2024 10:56 PM

Next up:

Jerry Seinfeld drowns Bert and Ernie in a tubby.

Chris Rock sets Fozzie Bear on fire.

Rita Rudner accidentally sits on and smothers Dr. Teeth.

Brett Butler gives Scooter shrooms and he dives off an overpass.

by Anonymousreply 77February 10, 2024 1:56 AM

[quote]Jerry Seinfeld drowns Bert and Ernie in a tubby.

That one is the most serious because it’s an actual hate crime.

by Anonymousreply 78February 10, 2024 2:11 AM

Yeah…don’t care, but I’d like to know where I can buy that suit Larry David wears in OP’s photo.

by Anonymousreply 79February 10, 2024 2:17 AM

I’ve been traumatized ever since I was accused of hiding my dumb sister’s Kitty Karry-All doll.

by Anonymousreply 80February 10, 2024 2:30 AM

One can only imagine the "self care" Will is doing, now that this has spectacularly backfired. Hot yoga... Primal screaming... Extreme mug cradling...

by Anonymousreply 81February 10, 2024 3:58 AM

He didn’t even smack the puppet. God Will Wheaton is a pussy

by Anonymousreply 82February 10, 2024 5:25 AM

Elmo would love to see Mr. Larry try that in Times Square. I’ll be waiting for you, Mr.Larry!

by Anonymousreply 83February 11, 2024 12:51 AM

Death to that little red bastard

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by Anonymousreply 84February 11, 2024 6:23 AM

Forget the war in Ukraine and genocide in Gaza…THIS is genuine trauma! Evidently.

by Anonymousreply 85February 11, 2024 10:14 AM

I have never once viewed Elmo as a child himself. Has anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 86February 11, 2024 11:50 AM

That’s because you are sane, R86. It’s a fucking piece of cloth wrapped around somebody’s hand.

by Anonymousreply 87February 11, 2024 12:03 PM

Elmo is a perv

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by Anonymousreply 88February 11, 2024 12:43 PM

Will Wheaton is very upset 😠 that no one thinks he’s cute anymore.

by Anonymousreply 89February 11, 2024 1:33 PM

Will Wheaton has birthing hips, beady eyes, and a pencil neck. Looks like an American Doll collector/abuser.

by Anonymousreply 90February 11, 2024 1:48 PM

If you think that's bad look what Larry did to poor Siri!

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by Anonymousreply 91February 11, 2024 3:52 PM

Was this a bit from the new Curb?

by Anonymousreply 92February 11, 2024 5:30 PM

Yes r92

by Anonymousreply 93February 11, 2024 6:02 PM

I want to see Wil's willy

by Anonymousreply 94February 11, 2024 7:25 PM

Noooo. R88. Elmo is victim!

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by Anonymousreply 95February 11, 2024 7:56 PM
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