British Vogue's LEGENDARY Cover

Do they all share the same surgeon? Which one is the tranny?

Is that Gigi Hadid?

No Tay-Tay mentioned? I'll purchase 3.

[quote]Which one is the tranny?

The tallest one, of course. In the O.

R4 Correct

[quote]Do they all share the same surgeon? Which one is the tranny?

I was expecting Munroe Bergdorf as the token penis there but they went with Laverne's cock.

Only one great big fat person though. Not much diversity.

I don't recognize most of these faces, including the one attached to Jane Fonda.

I think 🤔 I recognize Jane Fonda and Oprah, the remainder must be “legends” of the past couple of decades. They all look like they’re trying out for the female lead of a Conan the Barbarian reboot.

I declined to be included

I recognised Laverne's Cock, Anya Taylor Misery, Serena, Cindy C, Jodie Comer, Gemma Chan, Gugu Mbatha Raw, Cara Delvigne, Jane Fonda, Gigi Kardashian, Linda E, Victoria Beckham, Miley Cyrus, Jameela Queeril, Oprah, Salma, Christy T, Selma, Maya Jama (UK tv presenter) Kate Moss, Cynthia Erivo, Naomi, Duo Lingo

OMG the great big fat person is literally called Precious!

They're really playing it fast and loose with the word "legend," huh?

I didn't realise Ariana Du Bose was there and one of the Indian girls from Bridgerton

R9 They heard "I declined to be included" when in fact, due to a patchy transatlantic call, she actually said, "I'd die to be included."

I take it Enninful got sacked after losing the power struggle with Ms. Wintour?

OMG! Is that the legendary Barrister and Trophy Wife of Sir George Clooney sitting next to Oprah? In what world is Cindy Crawford’s kid anything but a nepo baby? Wake me when they publish the photos of Irina and Gigi’s LEGENDARY cat fight over Chad.

Oh, Jane. What have they done with your hair?

Oprah, Cynthia Erivo, Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell got the prime spots.

R16, with that hair don’t, Jane’s all ready to play Krystle Carrington in the reboot of Dynasty!

Thank God they put Kim Kardashian in the bottom left corner. I would've preferred if she and Kaia Gerber were both excluded. The last twenty years of society has just been a bland commercialized pornographic fashion show of narcissism on full display.

[quote]OMG! Is that the legendary Barrister and Trophy Wife of Sir George Clooney sitting next to Oprah? In what world is Cindy Crawford’s kid anything but a nepo baby? Wake me when they publish the photos of Irina and Gigi’s LEGENDARY cat fight over Chad.

Anan Clooney isn't there is she?

I meant Anal Clooney

What a strange assortment. What was the criteria? Models, tv presenter, plasticized actress but no writers, directors, older actress with a different (not thin look). Very strange, underwhelming mix.

It's a mix of British women, some models and some US/international stars.

What a grim and frightening bunch.

That can't leigitimately call it "legendary" and leave out Linda Lavin!

They included Lila Moss but not the Duchess of Doritos.

Kate's eye surgery still hasn't settled.

Power struggle, r14? Please elaborate. Thank you

R15 - NO.

Alas, I was mistaken, r7. It isn’t Aman-Ra Clooney but someone named Jamila Jaimal. ??? The one I thought was Kim Kardashian is named Maya Mama Jama. I had no idea who the vapid young blonde was but it turns out she’s Kate Moss’ datur.

Oops. I meant to reply to r20. 🤐

Oprah's in the middle, did she demand that I wonder. Is that Serena in front of the G?

The lighting on that shoot must have been a bitch. Kudos.

I was just thinking the same thing R30. I have this icky feeling she said, "I must be placed in the center, with a well cleared view of me... the drips in front of me shall lean outward so I can clearly be showcased"!!!

Are you claiming tall those "legends" sat together in a room and this photo is "real"????

[quote] What a strange assortment. What was the criteria?

Pigment.

Oprah has surely gone the injection route. I bet she would not agree to do this unless her newly slenderized midsection would be in clear view.

I just found myself clicking on a link that lead to fucking Markle and Edward whatever, giggling like school girls as various celebs lined up to kiss her ass. It was horrible, but also shocking to see how Markle utterly destroyed and threw away what would have been a lifetime supply of asskissing. I bet half the people on Markle’s cover wouldn’t take her call anymore.

Since when is Kate Moss’s gormless pudding-faced offspring “legendary.” What a crock.

Chad who? R15

Serena is TOP and center, as she should be.

God dammit. Cindy! Oprah! Amber! Linda! Naomi! Kate! Jane!

And then those pieces of shit Laverne Cox, Hailey Bieber and Jameela Jamil. Take that shit elsewhere.

When you said “Taylor” I thought you meant Elizabeth Taylor.

[quote]British Vogue's LEGENDARY Cover

Based on the people on that cover, I don't think "LEGENDARY" means what they think it means.

I don't have a problem with any of the models featured, young or old. Vogue is a fashion magazine and even if many of these faces aren't familiar to the public they are all amongst the hardest working women in the industry.

Linda and Christy and Naomi came up in a different time, and benefited from a moment in time where models were an international obsession. That was as much a PR feat as it was their talents. None of them could hope to have the influence or fame they enjoyed in the 90s had they come along today.

Almost all of the modes featured have worked as hard and have significant talent and longevity in the industry. Even Kaia Gerber has proven herself. Maybe not Lila Moss. But Karen Elson, Jourdan Dunn and Adut Akech are far more qualified to be considered fashion icons than Oprah or Selma Blair.

R4 Oh I thought the tranny was the other black Queen under the letter G.

Who are these people?

Who the fuck deems Kate Moss’ “model” daughter a legend?

Why the heck is Selma Blair there? Did someone else cancel last minute? A baffling inclusion.

You know fucking Oprah Winfrey demanded to be at the center.

Selma Blair is a "diversity and inclusion" representative.

You call this legendary and didn’t invite me? The math ain’t mathin’.

Not a Dame amongst them.

R26 Not new news...

So legendary there needed to be a printed list of all their names to indentify them...

The only good thing about that list is the absence of that vile Beyonce.

Never complain. Never explain, r39.

I don't know how Lila is a model. She's got little dumpy legs. The face is just average, like the girl who’d scoop your guacamole at Chipotle.

Not a single KarJenner to be found. Ha.

Cindy's kid is model material, Moss' is not. What a butter face. Kate isn’t doing her any favors by lying to her and convincing her she’s worthy of being in this group. I’m sure Kate refused to participate unless Puddin was included - a package deal.

Bella Hadid is the much better model, with a much more striking face (yes I know she bought it). She’s high fashion, Gigi is catalogue. They chose the wrong sister.

Who are the FAT black women?

E.E. is a narcissist who let power go to his head and thought he could replace Anna who had several decades worth of experience and loyal connections.

You do not come for Anna.

Oh fuck off R61. Anna Wintour is way past her sell-by date and her days are numbered, even if they have to pry her cold withered hands off her desk and drag her out of the Condé Nast building. She’s a relic and everyone hates American Vogue.

American Vogue is an embarrassment at this point. By all means, let’s put Sienna Miller on the cover for the 15th time.

Lila Moss? 🤨 Even out of the nepo baby models she’s so forgettable to me. Especially for a spread that’s supposed to be legends. Was it bring your kid to work day?

Jill Zarin should be front and centah!

Cara Delevingne toned down her eyebrows, it looks good.

Salma Hayek is turning Japanese, lay off the fillers.

MUST Jameela Jamil always simper?

Representation

Black: too many to mention

Asian: Jamil, Bridgerton girl, Gigi Kardashian, Gemma Chan, Rita

Latinx: Salma

Queer: Erivo, Jamil (lol), Delvigne, du Bose

Trans: Laverne's Cock

Elderly: Jane Fonda

Disabled: Selma Blair, Linda E

Obese: Precious

Judicially challenged: Naomi

She’s been “famous” for nearly 20 years and I still can’t pick Sienna Miller out of a lineup. As a matter of fact, I still only know her name from being Jude Law’s ex girlfriend…and I can’t for the life of me understand why Anna Wintour STILL puts her on the cover of Vogue.

Terribly unflattering. These women have never looked worse. They did Lupita no favors placing her in front of dark colors.

Linda looks SURPRISED! to be there.

[QUOTE]However, earlier this year a rift is said to have broken out over Enninful’s attempts to overhaul the 130-year-old publication, including an attempt to make it genderless.

Um, what? No. Just no.

Oprah still looks fat. And ugly.

And even in other photos where she doesn't look as fat, she still looks ugly. Who told that hideous woman that she should seek out her living in the limelight? Maybe her appeal to fraus was how plain and fat she was. They'll turn on her now she's not as hefty. And posing with supermodels.

No LardAss Leon?

I wish they'd stop trying to impose Oprah upon us. She has no presence in British culture at all.

No royalty at all?

[quote]is it REALLY legendary without Bey, Madonna or Taylor

Clearly British Vogue thinks so.

How uninspiring! Missing: Charlotte Rampling, Isabella Rossellini, PJ Harvey (as if!), Jeanette Winterson, Grace Wales Bonner, Deborah Levy, Margaret Atwood...

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My children were home with the flu that day.

This cover proves “legendary” is subjective, however, people should keep in mind the women highlighted nearly all appeared on the cover of British Vogue during Enniful’s tenure.

Jane Fonda’s hair is very prim, like that of a 1970s secretary named Lois. Which is not what I’d necessarily expect from her. At Vogue.

Fonda when she was a basically unknown Vogue model, after college.

I always thought of her eyes as blue, but in both those pics they appear green.

Two or three of them actually are legends.

Amazing how words like LEGENDARY and ICONIC have gotten thrown around so much they have become meaningless.

It's a wig. Jane lost her hair from Chemo treatments and it didn't grow back right. Plus she has to stop using hair dye.

Were any female cosplay participants on the cover? Or was THEMS a line even Oprah wouldn't cross?

There must be a trans. Not having a trans would be literal violence!

[quote]r86 It's a wig. Jane lost her hair from Chemo treatments and it didn't grow back right. Plus she has to stop using hair dye.

Oh my. I didn’t know. Poor Jane : (

I’ve always admired her.

Sorry, but why the heck is Dylan Mulvaney not in that pic?!

Overexposed all. Underwhelming.

Laverne Cox. I knew it!

They asked me, but I'm far too young to be considered a legend.

Why is Oprah in the middle? Because she's the fattest and most obnoxious?

At first I thought Sheryl Crow fucked up her face but it’s just Miley

R95 At first I thought Miley Cyrus fucked up her face and then I realized I was right.

All Miley's cosmetic alterations have done is make her look like her mother, who is not an attractive woman.

This must be Kate's 40th British Vogue cover.

That's a ridiculous number.

R61 Read what is quoted in R71 then you go first.

R62 Read what is quoted in R71 then you go first.

Oprah. Why?

I don't understand how the (biological man) WOMAN of the YEAR was excluded? Surely Advocate, GLAAD, HRC, and Pink News are outraged?

O but no GAYle?

It can't be legendary if I'm not there.

Keep that word out your FUCKIN' magazine!

Why wasn't Judge Judy included?

Gemma Chan is a goddess to me, my god she’s beautiful. Maybe not here but usually she is.

Glad to see Mrs. Louis Vuitton there. Sadly, the only Latina there.

Oprah does NOT belong there.

R102 The thing with Dylan Mulvaney is that Hollywood keeps her at arm's length. No-one wants to work with her (due to her cracked out behavior and ability to ruin anything she's attached to such as Budweiser) but every now and then she is randomly thrown a random award or achievement that she doesn't deserve at all so she doesn't figure it out and go on a massive transphobia accusation campaign.

Same thing is done with Meghan Markle. No-one wants to work with her either but worthless projects and awards are thrown her way in order to keep her distracted as well and keep her out of the way. Basically shadow blacklisting.

It was a legendary FAILURE not to include me on the cover. I would have even provided my own legendary photoshopping skills.

[quote][R102] The thing with Dylan Mulvaney is that Hollywood keeps her at arm's length. No-one wants to work with her (due to her cracked out behavior and ability to ruin anything she's attached to such as Budweiser) but every now and then she is randomly thrown a random award or achievement that she doesn't deserve at all so she doesn't figure it out and go on a massive transphobia accusation campaign.

Mulvaney is the trans equivalent of a real housewife. Infamous but with no class and and he doesn't pretend to be an intellectual like that Alok creep Jodie Foster made the film about.

[quote]Same thing is done with Meghan Markle. No-one wants to work with her either but worthless projects and awards are thrown her way in order to keep her distracted as well and keep her out of the way. Basically shadow blacklisting.

Whether you like her or not, Meghan is A list.

[quote]Whether you like her or not, Meghan is A list.

Hi Meghan.

The comments under the original post include a lot dissing Oprah, many celebrating the absence of the PMK progeny, and seemingly a hundred questioning Lila Moss's inclusion.

And most are praising Miley.

The Sussexes are no longer A list. Their 15 minutes of relevancy lasted about 18 months.

If that long, R112.

And if by 18 months you mean from the time of their wedding until their move to Canada, they were already making themselves targets for criticism.

Petulance, ridiculous demands and performative foolishness are not the way to win friends, find work, or be relevant.

I don’t know who they are.

R112, put down the crack pipe. It’s possible to hate the Sussexes while continuing to recognize they turn down more opportunities than they’re denied.

Harry was recently on-hand for the awards banquet the NFL hosts before the Super Bowl, specifically to hand out the highest honor of the night: Man of the Year. The winner, Cameron Heyward, gushed about how star struck he was.

R115 That's only because those NFL players are suffering from CTE.

They thought he was Harry Potter.

How can pro a football player be so chunky?

The reddit edit.

Jane Fonda had cancer?

With all of Jane's cash, THAT is the best wig she could find???

R120 It was a Cruella De Vil wig she borrowed from Glenn Close.

Remember when VOGUE used to feature beautiful women on the cover ? I think that ended in the 80s.

Since they've partly given into radical left modernization and pussed out they should just start featuring spread eagled vaginas on the front cover.

Lesbians and fifth wave feminists would approve of such a bold and empowering statement in the neverending fight against the patriarchy and censorship.

Agreed.

Half to two-thirds of these women are NOT legendary.

Truly the stuff of legends

I must be old and out of touch. I only recognize 15 of them. Time to take my Geritol and go to bed.

How old are you R127?

I don’t recognise the vast majority of them. I wonder how many were chosen simply because they are black or of colour?

Do you think Laverne still has her Cox?