Biden claims he spoke with French Pres. Mitterrand at G7 in 2021, who died in 1996

NBC: “In his second mix-up this week, Biden talks about meeting with dead European leaders”

Why isn’t he reading off a teleprompter. This is making international news.

Trump claims he won the 2020 election.

Jesus Christ, the man confuses a couple of dates and you'd think the collapse of the world was imminent. Meanwhile, Orange Jesus lies, exaggerates, foments insurrection and just makes shit up as he goes along and it's all good.

I am sick of America's media.

Yeah. This is worse than when he caused a mob to storm the Capital because he was pissed about the election.

At this stage, allowing him to be president is borderline elder abuse.

And yet Trump and his supporters all claim God speaks directly to Trump and no one bats an eye. Why does anyone refuse to call them out on their bullshit?

This is simply reflexive crap to Trump losing his god-damned mind.

Does anyone still wonder why Biden’s people turned down the Super Bowl interview?

This is why the Dems nixed his Super Bowl interview. He just cannot be allowed to speak off the cuff.

I agree with that Biden is 100x better than Trump but he is definitely having cognitive issues(like Trump) but it is concerning that this country couldn't find political leaders in their 50s and 60s who would have been viable candidates. People get old and older and very very few remain as sharp as a fox.

R11 Yeah, we need to find somebody from TikTok who can fill the job.

The reason we have Biden is because progressives overplayed their hand in the 2020 primaries. If Elizabeth Warren run on Biden’s moderate platform, or if Bloomberg had been able to shed his toxic image, maybe they could have won. The others had no path to beating Trump.

It’s also hard to imagine an off ramp for Biden. Even if he planned to only run for one term, it would have been difficult to actually do that without undercutting his own work.

Bless your heart, OP. We will now all vote for Trump.

It’s bad. But not as bad as the other guy

[quote]It’s bad.

Only to morons, r15.

It’s not only bad to morons. Biden is very old. His mental and physical health is a legitimate concern. If you think it’s not, perhaps you shouldn’t be tossing around the word moron.

The difference between a senile (which I don't think he is) Biden and a senile (which I do think he is) Trump is that Biden surrounds himself with highly competent, principled, patriotic people, while Trump surrounds himself with lickspittles, grifters, and/or traitors.

Just...

R18 is correct.

Biden is in charge and setting policy and processes. He may not be ideal, but he and his administration have done very well in a time of cold civil war and absolute - or nearly - impediments from the former GOP, now the insane MAGA, party.

His mental and physical health is a legitimate concern.

Be as concerned as you want to be, r17, but he's the Democratic nominee whether you like it or not.

Stop spreading Russian propaganda, OP! This is obviously an AI fake or a Russian actor posing as Biden or an Iranian conspiracy or Tucker Carlson's doing or the deplorables of January 6th or, or, or... Trump! Oh yes, and the Syrians and the Chinese balloon and Putin and Iranians and the Palestinians and Hamas and... Have I already mentioned Trump? Well, they are all guilty and if you don't believe me, then you're a MAGAt deplorable and a bad person!!!!! 🤡🤡🤡

With that said, Biden was never intelligent or capable AT ALL, and his political prominence can only be ascribed to his utter immorality, greed and corruption. Moreover, he has always been a self-aggrandizing mythomaniac and narcissist. Now that he is a decrepit, demented old war criminal and his cognitive decline is more evident than ever - I mean, do you remember when he mentioned that his father escaped from a kibbutz on October 7th and when he returned, everything was destroyed by Palestinians and he and his wife and daughter had to hide until someone came to rescue them? The quote is below:

[quote]You know, after October 7th, my father — a father returned to his kibbutz to salvage what he could from his home and what was left in rubble and ruin, the home which hid — which he hid in with his wife and his daughter for 20 hours before being rescued, a home in the same neighborhood where his beloved son was brutally murdered.

This man has always been an imbecile and now, he is turning into a demented vegetable. He should have never been allowed to reach the presidency and the only thing propping him up is how detested Donald Trump is by the donor class. Pretending otherwise is just embarrassing self-delusion.

Oh, and by the way, recently he confused Angela Markel and Helmut Kohl, who was a man and died in 2017... 🙄

We need age limits for presidents and Congress and term limits for the Supreme Court.

While just about anyone is infinitely better than Trump, Biden doesn’t have his marbles and he’s dependent upon progressive morons to set the agenda. The fact that a country the size of the US can only come up with Trump or Biden for president is pretty pathetic.

Bless your heart right wing gays, deep down your only liking of Trump is because hes a much as a closet racists as you guys are.

Jesus. I knew we'd have a year of trolling, but I was hoping we wouldn't get all of the retarded ones.

Special counsel just declined to prosecute Biden over intentional retention and sharing of classified documents in part because Biden’s memory is impaired. Not good.

r28 proves my point.

Biden- He senile

Bury your head in the sand, idiot. It’s a real issue. And I’m a contributor to Biden’s campaign, not a Trump troll.

Defacto up to his old tricks as per.

Let’s not forget he supports someone who thought Frederick Douglass was alive in 2017.

[quote]And I’m a contributor to Biden’s campaign,

And I am Marie of Romania, r31.

You really are an idiot.

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For r33

[quote]Bury your head in the sand, idiot. It’s a real issue.

Fine, Bogart, I stand...sit...corrected. So then, this is a vital issue to you. What's your solution?

There is no solution.

He spoke with Mitterrand. I helped

So then, r38, you're just here to be concerned...got it.

Silly stuff like this affects no one. The serious criminal actions of Trump affect all of us.

[quote] What's your solution?

Get in the brace position?

R14 is an fool. He's like a 8 yr old. Nobody here is going to vote for Trump, but R14 seems to forget that Biden still needs to get elected. He NEEDS VOTES.

Biden's mental deterioration is the kind of thing that will make a lot of people stay home and not vote. Trump's camp only allowing him out to his rallies is smart. Most people don't pay attention to anything Trump says during them. A lot of people don't keep up with the news. It's easy for them to forget all the horrible things trump has said and done.

And R22, he actually understands, but ridiculously, or sadly he thinks that no one else knows about Biden's mental deterioration and that if we talk about it here on DataLounge, the rest of the country and the entire world will find out about the mental deterioration. I think it was him who actually said on another thread, "don't tell anyone, don't let anyone else find out". The entire world already knows about Biden. The world media have been writing about it. It's not a secret to anyone.

And R14 & R22, do you know what happens when people stay home and don't vote? Trump will win.

There’s nothing wrong with being concerned when a federal prosecutor says Biden can’t be prosecuted because his memory is impaired. Especially when it obfuscates the fact that Trump is showing signs of dementia.

NY Times:

[quote]Another reason he chose not to prosecute Mr. Biden was even less flattering. Mr. Hur cited Mr. Biden’s poor recollection of events during an interview with prosecutors last fall that lasted two days. “Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview with him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory,” Mr. Hur wrote. It would be difficult to convince a jury after Mr. Biden left office that “a former president well into his eighties” was guilty of a felony that “requires a mental state of willfulness.”

Damn right I’m concerned.

Pace yourself, r44. If you're going to be so concerned over this, you won't last until November.

I think I’ll be fine.

[quote] you're just here to be concerned...got it.

If Biden loses because of old age and/or cognitive decline, I’ve got a heapful of I-told-you-sos I’ve been saving up to use. The reason is that I get ticked off by people who willfully ignore warnings, be it for tornados, hurricanes, or elections.

However, I still think there’s a good chance that people smarter than the Biden partisans on DL will in one way or another cause someone other than Biden to be nominated at the convention. It may happen because they convince Biden to withdraw. In that case I won’t need to do the “I told you so”.

[quote]If Biden loses because of old age and/or cognitive decline, I’ve got a heapful of I-told-you-sos I’ve been saving up to use.

Oh, I'm sure you do, r47...

I am a hardcore Democrat and I mostly admire Biden, but Jesus fuck, he is utterly senile. I mean, dear god. If he had bowed out months ago, someone younger and more suitable could have stepped in.

Biden has always been a gaffe machine, here is an article from 2020, it isn't cognitive decline it is just Joe.

[quote] In 2010, at a St Patrick’s Day reception for Brian Cowen, Biden got confused over which of the then Irish prime minister’s parents had passed away.

[quote] At a campaign stop in Missouri in 2008, then vice-presidential nominee Biden exhorted state senator Chuck Graham to stand up for a round of applause. Graham is a paraplegic after a car accident he had at age 16.

[quote] “I am a gaffe machine,” Biden admitted in December when asked about potential liabilities of his campaign. “But my God what a wonderful thing compared to a guy who can’t tell the truth,” he said.

Again with the...

[quote]If he had bowed out months ago, someone younger and more suitable could have stepped in.

Who would that have been, r49?

[raises hand]

That federal prosecutor is a trump supporter, but yes, the rest of the world knows that Biden is too far gone. He's been deteriorating rapidly in the past 6 months.

Shame on Biden's family for letting him talk so much publicly during the past two years. My grandfather was the same way, but we took his keys away and didn't let him drive or have control over his checkbook. And of course, my grandfather wasn't the leader of the free world.

And R50, in other words, "He's always sounded senile". That's not going to instill a lot of confidence and make people get off their couches and go out & vote.

They're both old, lame ducks but Trump will be on a mission to get revenge. THAT'S scary. The Ds should focus on that (besides the fact that he has no policy).

Is he any relation to Gavin Newsom, r52?

[quote]They're both old, lame ducks

Why do you refuse to acknowledge Joe's amazing accomplishments in his first term, r54?

NY Times:

[quote] The special counsel report quote describing Biden as presenting himself as a “sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory” is potentially quite damaging politically. Privately, several Democratic strategists expressed deep concern about how the report depicted the president and how that will be used in a campaign.

See? Concern

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

It's utterly fucked up how the "liberal media" will more than insinuate that Biden is too senile to lead yet re-toss Trump's world salad into something more understandable. Even the AP does it. If you watch a clip it's Trump gibbering absolute nonsense but the newspaper report edits it into coherence. It's incredible and been going on for years.

Fuck Donald Trump.

Ok? Now that we've got that out of the way: Biden is obviously sliding into senility. I have a hard time believing he's actually carrying out the day-to-day decision making.

[quote] Silly stuff like this affects no one.

Of course it does. It affects international relations. God, you’re a moron. The world is watching this.

Reagan was younger than Biden and Trump when he left office, and he was falling asleep in meetings during his second term.

"Prosecutors said they would not be criminally charging Biden, even though he posed a significant national security risk."

"One of the reasons they decided not to press charges was because 'at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory'."

Well isn't that dandy.

r62 - Reagan had advancing Alzheimer's, Kit. Joe doesn't.

r63 -

[quote]We do not believe that the report’s treatment of President Biden’s memory is accurate or appropriate,” Sauber and Bauer wrote in the letter, which was also released on Thursday. “The report uses highly prejudicial language to describe a commonplace occurrence among witnesses: a lack of recall of years-old events.”

Biden is not sliding into senility. He’s definitely in charge. No rumors to the contrary.

However, he is quite old and does not appear strong.

It’s not as if Biden hadn’t met Mitterrand - he’s been involved in international politics at least since he was a senator and is well known by overseas politicians, which is a plus.

So he confused a nam or a date, it’s still grounded in reality. Trump OTOH just riffs on and on about people he’s never met. Like Frederick Douglas

Hur is a right-wing turd

[quote]"Prosecutors said they would not be criminally charging Biden, even though he posed a significant national security risk."

I googled this sentence and got exactly one hit -- from some weird Turkish-Muslim site.

It is not an accurate characterization of what is in Hur's report.

The American public is left with a choice between two fossilized relics, only one of whom is a traitorous criminal.

From today's BBC

"Mr Hur's report said Mr Biden's memory seemed to have "significant limitations". He could not recall when he was vice-president (from 2009-2017), or "even within several years, when his son Beau died" (2015)."

"And his memory appeared hazy when describing the Afghanistan debate that was once so important to him."

It is hilarious that Hur felt it was necessary to give Congressional Republicans some red meat on the way out.

He was just preempting Gym Jordan subpoenaing him for another pointless inquiry of the inquiry.

He saw what the Congressional Chimps did to Weiss BEFORE he gives his report.

So fucking obvious.

What kind if name is Hur?

I can’t take him seriously.

He's Asian.

Biden IS senile = listen to him try to talk. It's crazy.

And this might help elect Trump......God help us.

Please, Democrats - get rid of this stupid old man and give us a real candidate. PLEASE. I'll vote for him - but it will really be a vote for Kamala because he ain't gonna last four more years.

HE'S SENILE! He acts likes everyone's Grandpa acts just before it's decided to put him in a home.

[quote]It is hilarious that Hur felt it was necessary to give Congressional Republicans some red meat on the way out.

Having found that "President Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen," it was pretty necessary for him to give some explanation then for why Biden would not be charged.

R59 All your doing is voter suppression sweetie, I really doubt you're a hardcore Democrat too lol.

A trump 2nd term will fuck us over so much, imagine the shit that could get done and the massive shift to the left it would be if every Democrat that's eligible to vote came out and voted for the party candidate (Joe Biden).

But noooo lets just put down the candidate cause hes old, disregarding the fact that control of the Executive Branch and its powers is spread out further into different agencies and positions, its a big reason Trump and his cronies want it back so desperately.

People stop listening to stupid people here and go vote so that the avid voting bloc of the right wingers gets diluted. We'll be stuck arguing about trans people for the next hundred years while the rich get richer.

[quote]HE'S SENILE! He acts likes everyone's Grandpa acts just before it's decided to put him in a home.

I think there are some people who believe that Biden will somehow get better, or at least be stable. They just don't get it, that with this condition, every week, every month, it will only get worse. There's no question than in six months, he will be noticeably worse than he is today. I know from the experience of watching my mother slip away.

R77 Dang it my reply was meant for R49

You may very well *not* be a whiny troll, r75, but you certainly come off as one.

R78 Mitch McDonnell has been rotting for like half a year already lol

Just like people were saying Bernie was going to die any day in 2020 after his heart attack :D

Why wasn’t Gavin Newsom put up as a replacement for Biden? This could have happened a few months ago, but now it may be too late to run a new candidate.

Oh, just give it up, r82. Be here now.

I have dementia, and as I saw myself deteriorate, I put myself into a position where I would not hurt anyone else because of my diagnosis. I signed my condo over to my niece. I gave my sister my checkbook. I gave my nephew, a doctor, power of attorney regarding my health. I don't drive beyond two miles away from home. I know it is only going to get worse. I would never expect other people to just deal with it.

I resigned at work so I wouldn't make a poor decision that would adversely affect others. I wish Biden would have bowed out when he realized he was declining. It's stubbornness and selfishness on his part.

[quote]I wish Biden would have bowed out

Well, r84, he *didn't*. He also hasn't been diagnosed with dementia. Deal with it.

[quote]He also hasn't been diagnosed with dementia.

No, not that we know of...

[quote] Reagan had advancing Alzheimer's, Kit. Joe doesn't.

Joe has something going on. He’s had brain issues and surgery already. The minute he’s out of office and the stories will come out. This happened to Reagan.

[quote] Why wasn’t Gavin Newsom put up as a replacement for Biden?

Because he would never win a general election.

[quote]Biden doesn’t have his marbles and he’s dependent upon progressive morons to set the agenda.

Yeah, r87, it's those moronic progressives.

The pictures of where and how he was keeping the documents is really quite something. OMG.

[quote] "Prosecutors said they would not be criminally charging Biden, even though he posed a significant national security risk."

As a senile "significant security risk" shouldn't he be immediately removed under the 25th Amendment

That we are only now seeing the photos of how he was keeping those docs, shows that there was a cover-up.

[quote]As a senile "significant security risk" shouldn't he be immediately removed under the 25th Amendment

I feel like Biden is being treated like the embalmed body of Lenin, an important relic that must be carefully preserved and kept in place for the sake of the party.

Biden reminds me of my 84-year-old dad. He doesn’t have dementia, but he sometimes mixes things up, can’t always recall the correct word right away, or repeats himself. The information and memories are all still there, but he’s just cognitively slower than he used to be. One just has to be patient. The marbles are all there!

Also, Biden has always been prone to verbal gaffes because he’s dealing with a stutter, which adds another layer of cognitive stress.

I don’t understand why these old politicians seem to want to die on the job rather than spend their last years just enjoying life, though.

Reagan did this all the time, George W. Bush did this all the time, and God knows Trump did and still does it every single day. Why is it only news when a Democrat goofs like this?

Bernie Sanders wouldn’t have made this faux pas.

Biden wouldn't run if there was a single other Democrat who could save us from Cheetolini's Second Coming.

[quote] Reagan was younger than Biden and Trump when he left office, and he was falling asleep in meetings during his second term.

Have you ever tried to sleep when the best cocksucker in the world is going to town on your cock, it was the only time I could get some decent sleep.

[quote]Reagan did this all the time, George W. Bush did this all the time, and God knows Trump did and still does it every single day. Why is it only news when a Democrat goofs like this?

This from the NYTimes:

"The investigation into Mr. Biden’s handling of the documents after being vice president called him a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory” and described interviews in which he could not recall when he served as vice president, what year his son died or whom he agreed with during policy debates."

"“He did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ended (‘if it was 2013 — when did I stop being vice president?’), and forgetting on the second day of the interview when his term began (‘in 2009, am I still vice president?’),” the report said. “He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died.”

Am I still Vice President? WTF!

That's pretty serious stuff.

Would you prefer that it be censored?

And this:

"But the report refuted the longstanding argument by the president’s lawyers that Mr. Biden never put the nation’s national security at risk. Investigators found documents at Mr. Biden’s home in a “box in the garage, near a collapsed dog crate, a dog bed, a Zappos box, an empty bucket, a broken lamp wrapped with duct tape, potting soil and synthetic firewood.”"

Should all of this be hidden from the public?

[quote]Biden wouldn't run if there was a single other Democrat who could save us from Cheetolini's Second Coming.

To be clear, you are saying that there is no Democrat anywhere in the United States other than Biden who could be elected president against someone as bad as Trump? Do you realize how damning such a thing would be, if true? How did Democrats get themselves into such a position?

[quote]Do you realize how damning such a thing would be, if true?

It's damning of the voters, r100.

I’m sure there are many other senior government executives who have classified information stashed in various locations in their homes. Not justifying this, but having worked in DC it doesn’t surprise me.

"Being old is not a crime, what Trump did was."

[quote]It's damning of the voters, [R100].

That attitude about the voters is probably the reason why they wouldn't vote for any Democrat other than Biden for president.

R94, has your dad also had repeated brain surgery like Biden?

R103 gets all her “news” from MSNBC. No wonder she has no clue what’s going on.

You all are getting a second Trump term and sadly, you will deserve it.

I am getting old but forgot things and said stupid stuff when I was young. I think Biden got terrible prep for his Special Prosecutor testimony. A lawyer will often advise a criminal defendant not to remember things if they don’t and not to over prep to recall those things but it came back to bite him here.

Despite the hopes of those trying to cover for Biden, it's getting worse by the day.

Biden has always been a bit gaffe prone, including mixing up the name of former world leaders. Trump constantly confuses the names of events of recent domestic politicians.

[quote] Biden has always been a bit gaffe prone, including mixing up the name of former world leaders. Trump constantly confuses the names of events of recent domestic politicians.

And flat out lying

The country is between a rock and a hard place and may soon be in crisis. President Biden with his cognitive decline is the only thing protecting the country from a President Harris.

So what? Larry King does it all the time on DL.

Good news for me.

It really is R2. This is the first story on the news on Australian ABC and on the BBC. Yikes. This is not a good thing and the GOP and Dump are already running wild with it.

Biden's press conference where he was talking about the accusation that he couldn't remember when his son had died was very poignant and touching. Do we know who the female reporter was who was badgering him rudely during question time about his mental cognition? She needs a massive slap.

If Biden is to be replaced as the Dem candidate then it needs to happen swiftly.

[quote] If Biden is to be replaced as the Dem candidate then it needs to happen swiftly.

ME ME ME ME

I love this dingbat notion that candidates just get "replaced" on a whim. "The part of Joe Biden will be played by Gavin Newsom this evening."

The fuck do people think they're talking about?

Fuck you, R112.

These kinds of errors may not be disqualifying right now, but they do not portend well for the next five years, they are politically damaging, and they offer cover for Trump’s impairment. I think Biden’s been a great President, but 81 is too old to run for reelection.

The Obamas and the Clintons should talk to him.

The party needs its elder statesmen to speak to Biden. Can they find anyone older than Biden to do that?

[Raises hand.]

[quote]I’m sure there are many other senior government executives who have classified information stashed in various locations in their homes. Not justifying this, but having worked in DC it doesn’t surprise me.

That's true and what pisses me off is that while the media was going on and on about trump and the his classified documents that he purposely stole, none of the Bidens were smart enough to go home and gotten rid of these files. That dopey Dr Jill or either one of those druggies, Hunter or Ashley could and should have gone through that garage and either gone through all the files, or just gotten rid of all of them.

But who am I kidding. That useless, piece of shit junkie, Hunter would have documented the entire thing and then left his phone someone for someone else to find. And Ashley would have written all about it in her diary and left it somewhere. This family is so stupid.

Even at the time, I was hoping they were doing that. But no. It's the same with celebs and old social media accounts. They see one celeb getting caught for things they posted years ago, but they don't bother going through their own accounts. They deserve it when it comes back to bite them in the ass, but the people who voted for Biden, many who actually risked their own lives to vote, DO NOT DESERVE THIS (another trump presidency).

[quote] none of the Bidens were smart enough to go home and gotten rid of these files

That would not have been smart. It would have been criminal.

You’d have to be damn sure you got them all and no one else knew about them or what you did.

Even if Biden could be replaced as a candidate, Newsom is not the candidate who will swing votes over from Trump.

We don’t need to swing voters from Trump. We need turnout.

R41- Having a SENILE president definitely affects us.

I don’t know why this is red tagged when it’s a legitimate concern. It happened and it’s going to happen again whether you want to bury your head in the sand or not.

When Biden was being propped up to run against Trump in 2020, the argument was that Biden going to be a one-term president because he was too old to run again. He just needed 4 years.

Well, now that rooster is coming home to roost and you’re all acting shocked.

And yes, of course I’ll vote for Biden as it’s all about the Supreme Court — not just stopping Trump.

[quote] I don’t know why this is red tagged when it’s a legitimate concern

I don't see a red tag. Try adjusting your settings to asbestos eyes.

And credit to datalounge when credit is due. I'm both surprised and pleased this discussion has not been nuked. I guess with the Special Counsel's findings Joe's disability finally became too big to ignore or hide on this board.

This OP has been posting anti-Biden threads non-stop. FU OP.

Red tags are from Muriel who knows.

Grey-outs come from FFs by people who don’t like what you wrote.

Carry on.

I meant greyed out, 130. My bad.

R127, this thread, along with a bunch of others, was posted by the same Trumptard. I know because, in blocking him, I can’t see any of the thread titles. He doesn’t want legitimate conversation, he wants to stir up shit.

It’s an election year. There will be Trumptards. Maggats, if you will. Just as there were Freepers and Tea Partiers.

You can’t will them away.

[quote] This OP has been posting anti-Biden threads non-stop.

Let’s just all agree that if something said or done by Biden makes the news, then it’s a fair topic for discussion. That should keep it to legitimate issues.

I find it unusual that everyone was saying that Nikki Haley LOST the Nevada Primary and that she got 30% of the vote against None Of The Above that got 60%. This was opposed to the shit show that was the RIGGED NV GOP CAUCUS. How come nobody is talking about Nikki Haley taking 30% of the Republican vote? Haley gave an opportunity for NEVER TRUMPERS to cast their vote. When Trump LOSES 30% of the Republican vote in an Easy-peasy cakewalk, people are missing the real story.

In the general Election, 30% of Republicans aren't voting for Trump. Same vote in New Hampshire.

Republicans for Biden will be as important as Democrats for Reagan were.

President Trump Said Revolutionary War Troops 'Took Over the Airports' in His Fourth of July Speech in 2019 and it got almost no coverage.

Trump praised the Americans’ military efforts in the war against Great Britain. “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,”

He also confused the war of 1812 that involved Fort McHenry with the Revolutionary War. Crickets

Trump Thought America Doesn’t Know Abraham Lincoln Was a Republican

Trump confused 9/11 with the convenience store '7/11'

Trump confused Dayton and Toledo after a mass shooting in Ohio

Trump demands investigation of the 'oranges' of Robert Mueller's probe

Trump claimed there would be 'one million eight hundred and seventy thousand million tests' for coronavirus

Trump said the US would have 'no cases' of COVID-19 'if we didn't do testing'

Trump praised the US Air Force — of 1775

Trump saluted those who 'sacrifice' for the 'furniture' of their children

Trump confused John Bolton and Michael Bolton

Trump referred to his vice president as 'Mike Pounds'

Trump referenced Americans of 'all walks of lice'

r138 it's too late to bail out a little water when the Titanic has already broken in half