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Bret Easton Ellis is currently having a (meth?) meltdown on Twitter

(or someone hacked his official account)

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by Anonymousreply 117February 22, 2024 7:38 AM

Is Todd his partner? He's the one tweeting all that out.

by Anonymousreply 1February 7, 2024 7:45 PM

Could someone please screenshot and upload to ibb? I hate Elon's Twitter. If this wasn't anonymous I'd offer favors.

by Anonymousreply 2February 7, 2024 7:46 PM

This is telling…

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by Anonymousreply 3February 7, 2024 7:47 PM

Oh my god

by Anonymousreply 4February 7, 2024 7:48 PM

I hope it's all fake and part of an upcoming book or something.

by Anonymousreply 5February 7, 2024 7:49 PM

r3 Holy train wreck!

by Anonymousreply 6February 7, 2024 7:51 PM

You sure that guy isn’t posting in the summer of 1984 thread?

by Anonymousreply 7February 7, 2024 7:52 PM

This is the Todd guy. He’s a fringe presidential candidate.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 7, 2024 7:54 PM

I copied it all for posterity and then when I refreshed the page it was all gone.

by Anonymousreply 9February 7, 2024 7:55 PM

r8 He was cute. Twenty years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 7, 2024 7:56 PM

He heard Donna Tartt was working on a new novel and had a mental collapse.

by Anonymousreply 11February 7, 2024 7:57 PM

Deceptively vapid people.

by Anonymousreply 12February 7, 2024 8:00 PM


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by Anonymousreply 13February 7, 2024 8:06 PM


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by Anonymousreply 14February 7, 2024 8:08 PM

Non pic

by Anonymousreply 15February 7, 2024 8:09 PM

r14 Linky stinky.

by Anonymousreply 16February 7, 2024 8:09 PM

WTF? Is it the boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 17February 7, 2024 8:09 PM

Sorry, r16. ibb is throwing a bad gateway error when I try to upload there.

by Anonymousreply 18February 7, 2024 8:15 PM

I'm confused, Bret's page doesn't seem to have any recent updates?

by Anonymousreply 19February 7, 2024 8:16 PM

Looks like most of this teeets are down. Can someone update us on the drama?

by Anonymousreply 20February 7, 2024 8:30 PM

See R13

by Anonymousreply 21February 7, 2024 8:37 PM

Running for President as a Republican. Brett was still associating with him a few weeks ago because he retweeted a couple of his political fundraisers.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 7, 2024 8:58 PM

Posted four days ago. Drugs are bad, kids.

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by Anonymousreply 23February 7, 2024 9:10 PM

Sooooo glad my body rejects that crap.

by Anonymousreply 24February 7, 2024 9:14 PM

can somebody give me the cliffs notes version on whats going on? is this meth-savaged twink the Igor to BEE's Dr Frankenstein?

by Anonymousreply 25February 7, 2024 9:16 PM

[quote] [R8] He was cute. Twenty years ago.

Unlike Bret himself, who never was cute.

by Anonymousreply 26February 7, 2024 9:21 PM

Somebody please tell what’s going on.

by Anonymousreply 27February 7, 2024 9:22 PM

[quote]I'm confused, Bret's page doesn't seem to have any recent updates?

As R19, said, whatever it was has been deleted. Crazy Twitter rants are usually deleted, but screenshots and archive links are forever.

by Anonymousreply 28February 7, 2024 9:24 PM

Here's what happened. The ex is fucking nuts.

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by Anonymousreply 29February 7, 2024 9:28 PM

I thought Bret dumped that guy Todd several years ago.

by Anonymousreply 30February 7, 2024 9:28 PM

Todd is running for president as a republican.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 7, 2024 9:43 PM

TIRED: "Blatino husbear"

WIRED: "live-in renthobo"

by Anonymousreply 32February 7, 2024 9:50 PM

Excerpts from R29:





[quote]can I order meth on this app?

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by Anonymousreply 33February 7, 2024 10:07 PM

[quote]if you think calling me a drug addict is going to work tell that to my lawyer (that’s me) and my therapist. A good guy that you don’t even need to know about, BYT! Sayonara. Tuxedo Mask is cooler than any pop star in my lifetime. so fuck all of you. Every last one of you.




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by Anonymousreply 34February 7, 2024 10:09 PM

Oh, dear. Very very messy.

by Anonymousreply 35February 7, 2024 10:10 PM

[quote]and I’m only tweeting on Bret’s account - this is Todd in case you were not arrested and on the internet - because he’s asleep and I can smoke cigarettes in his office and did anyone ask you? That’s what you’re being punished for. That. That no one EVER asked you and you

[italic]The rest is cut off[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 36February 7, 2024 10:10 PM

[quote]My prostitute 37 year old boyfriend single handedly destroyed GOOGLE. Think about that next time you tell a kid he can’t be a pop star faggot.

[quote]Todd has 50+ professional tracks on Spotify, 7 successful (beyond measure) lawsuits, 5 games on the iOS Store, 7 or more on the Google FUCKING DUMB SHIT PLAYFAGGOT STORE. That he OWNS (that’s what he says “I mean that literally, babe.”

[quote]That’s not even a quarter or a half of a quarter of Todd’s value. Nor his “catalogue.” He’s a veritable genius and he says he hates it but he’s drinking Gin toasting to the Djinn’s den and saying “Sayonara. Thank you Sailor Moon.”

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by Anonymousreply 37February 7, 2024 10:18 PM

How will Brett punish him for this?

by Anonymousreply 38February 7, 2024 10:39 PM


by Anonymousreply 39February 7, 2024 10:39 PM

R38, he's gonna sit on him and read him one of his books, from start to finish.

by Anonymousreply 40February 7, 2024 10:55 PM

Less than Zero/10 EST

by Anonymousreply 41February 7, 2024 11:31 PM

What the fuck are the docs are r3 from?

by Anonymousreply 42February 7, 2024 11:55 PM

What the Kanye West thing?

by Anonymousreply 43February 7, 2024 11:56 PM

OP seems to have posted this mere minutes before they were all wiped. DataLounge comes through again!

by Anonymousreply 44February 8, 2024 12:05 AM

No one cares who he is anymore.

by Anonymousreply 45February 8, 2024 12:13 AM

I wonder why Bret was slumming it with this fuggo when he could have certainly been able to get North Morgan.

by Anonymousreply 46February 8, 2024 12:16 AM

R46 “Fuggo” definitely fits. Does Bret have a long history with this guy?

Ugly + crazy + trouble maker = dumpsville!

by Anonymousreply 47February 8, 2024 12:27 AM

They’ve been together for awhile, haven’t they?

by Anonymousreply 48February 8, 2024 1:12 AM

He says faggot a lot for a bottom. Hypocritical.

by Anonymousreply 49February 8, 2024 1:34 AM

Why couldn't the Gay Plague of the 1980s claim this insufferable old cunt back then?

We lost a ton of lovable, decent gays for no reason. But this pretentious, whiny asshole is still around.

by Anonymousreply 50February 8, 2024 1:36 AM

Oh dear, imagine your boyfriend destroying Google.

by Anonymousreply 51February 8, 2024 1:36 AM

Somehow their pairing fits perfectly.

by Anonymousreply 52February 8, 2024 1:45 AM

Is this the same Todd from Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 53February 8, 2024 1:46 AM

Are you thinking of Todd from Facebook?

by Anonymousreply 54February 8, 2024 12:17 PM

Bret's a cunt, but you're an inhumane fuckhead who shits on the graves of people who died of AIDS. I wouldn't even wish it on you, as I possess at least rock-bottom level decency. I hope people see you for who you really are.

by Anonymousreply 55February 8, 2024 12:23 PM

That's for you, R50.

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by Anonymousreply 57February 8, 2024 2:11 PM

Not a meth meltdown.

This, ladies and gents, is as Aspergers meltdown. Look at the eyes. That’s Aspergers.

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by Anonymousreply 58February 8, 2024 2:29 PM

He has the exact same face as Mike Johnson who I pegged as an Aspie instantly

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by Anonymousreply 59February 8, 2024 2:31 PM

[quote] Why couldn't the Gay Plague of the 1980s claim this insufferable old cunt back then?

Because no one would fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 60February 8, 2024 2:46 PM

I met Todd a couple years ago. Dudes a mess. Bret needs to kick him to the curb.

by Anonymousreply 61February 8, 2024 2:55 PM

Oh great, the Aspie Troll again.

by Anonymousreply 62February 8, 2024 3:42 PM

R62 have you ever wondered why you keep on clicking on threads about aspergic people?

You know we can sense each other, right? Even those who don’t know they have it.

by Anonymousreply 63February 8, 2024 3:53 PM

Girls, Girls, He can both have Asbergers AND do Meth. Seems to me he's on everyone's team!

by Anonymousreply 64February 8, 2024 4:10 PM

Paul Allen would never act like this.

by Anonymousreply 65February 8, 2024 4:24 PM

What’s particularly interesting is how much he talks up Bret Ellis’s wealth.

Todd Michael Schultz’s father is Bill Schultz. Bill Schultz was a producer on The Simpsons. Not just any producer. He was a producer from 1992 to 1998. Golden Age Simpsons. Those episodes, arguably among the greatest achievements in television, will air forever. Those episodes would have made BS more money than Bret Ellis could dream of.

So it’s a little odd that he would puff up BE like that when no one under 30 knows who Bret Ellis is. Everyone under 90 knows what The Simpsons is, thanks to the early seasons that Bill Schultz produced.

Bill Schultz won an Emmy for this:

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by Anonymousreply 66February 8, 2024 5:13 PM

R66 the fuck are you TALKING about?

by Anonymousreply 67February 8, 2024 5:39 PM

r66 Perhaps daddy cut him off

by Anonymousreply 68February 8, 2024 5:44 PM

[quote]Is this the same Todd from Datalounge?

I vaguely remember this, there was a couple bickering on a DL thread and the last post was one of them saying "Maybe you should have thought of that before you FUCKED TODD."

Does anyone else remember?

by Anonymousreply 69February 9, 2024 5:16 AM

Why do these rich people end up doing such trashy, nasty, low-class street drugs?

These are the drugs the people on the wrong side of the tracks end up hooked on.

by Anonymousreply 70February 9, 2024 5:27 AM

R70 Really. Todd is very much of the gutter at this point. Everyone, including Bret's mom, Bret's agent, and their landlord is advocating for Bret to ditch Toddykins. And the soonah the bettah.

by Anonymousreply 71February 9, 2024 5:40 AM

Todd really is trash.

I guess he'll be homeless after this, unless he has some $$ stashed up his bussy.

by Anonymousreply 72February 9, 2024 6:29 PM

[quote] Mike Johnson who I pegged

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 73February 9, 2024 6:30 PM

Whom! Whom I pegged.

by Anonymousreply 74February 9, 2024 11:53 PM

R33, R34, R36 and R37, the sad thing is that as irrational as those meth-driven tweets are, they still have more literary value and are part of a more riveting story than anything that Bret Easton-Ellis has ever perpetrated in his insufferably pompous, morbid and vapid career.

by Anonymousreply 75February 10, 2024 12:04 AM

Tired: Jason Dottley

Wired: Todd Michael Schultz

by Anonymousreply 76February 10, 2024 12:06 AM

What's the big deal? His posts are no worse than most Datalounge threads.

by Anonymousreply 77February 10, 2024 12:19 AM

Well well well. The king of all things shallow BEE - though constantly referring to himself as good looking despite being meh in the looks department - was living with a foot faced hipster with a rich daddy. They’re both such asswipes.

The Shards WAS good I’ll admit. I wonder if Bill Schulz hates BEE and his own kid for being so dorky.

by Anonymousreply 78February 10, 2024 1:06 AM

R78 I liked The Shards, and am actually a fan of BEE’s writing. Having said that, in every interview I’ve read he comes across as an insufferable asshole. He and Todd deserve each other.

by Anonymousreply 79February 10, 2024 2:51 AM

This just sounds like a regular Tuesday night for Teacake.

by Anonymousreply 80February 10, 2024 7:49 AM

R75 you're not smart The Shards is brilliant. Less Than Zero and American Psycho have tons of literary value. You might not like them, that's fine, but it's generally agreed on that those are important books. And I think The Shards is his magnum opus.

R75 assuming you're a reader, you should check out The Shards before dismissing it out of hand. Seriously. It's great.

by Anonymousreply 81February 11, 2024 6:02 AM

R78 Bret NEVER claims to be good looking. Where do you people get this shit?

by Anonymousreply 82February 11, 2024 6:03 AM

R79 he's really not. He's a political idiot, but at heart he's a nice guy. On his podcast, he comes across as positively avuncular. I like him. And if I were to have a 45 min conversation with him, I think he'd come around on politics.

by Anonymousreply 83February 11, 2024 6:06 AM

R83 Okay. What? I like his writing but he comes across as an entire racist, homophobic, sexist asshole on his podcast. "Avuncular?" Maybe your uncle, but not mine.

by Anonymousreply 84February 11, 2024 6:31 AM

R84 yesh he's misguided about many things. But I love his work, and I think I could disabuse him of many notions if we could talk. I know that's a ridiculous notion, of course.

by Anonymousreply 85February 11, 2024 8:16 AM

The only time I've heard him speak in depth about his political beliefs was in a New Yorker interview maybe six years ago. He sounded pretty shallow and uninformed. I bet it wouldn't be hard to change his mind on some things.

by Anonymousreply 86February 11, 2024 3:51 PM

He CONSTANTLY Mary Sues himself into his books r82. Every hot California boy in his books is BEE himself. Or do you think they let ugly poors around models and wealthy finance bros? He’s a narcissist of the highest order.

But again, I did like a lot of his work except for Glamorama and Luna Park. Those read like they were written on a combo of speed, coke, Sizzrup and cat tranquilizers.

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by Anonymousreply 88February 14, 2024 3:45 PM

Can't he just leave us alone and go count his moeny somewhere pretty?

by Anonymousreply 89February 14, 2024 3:51 PM

He's sexy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 90February 14, 2024 4:41 PM

"He's sexy as fuck. "


by Anonymousreply 91February 15, 2024 12:01 AM

R90. Exhibit A —> BEE

by Anonymousreply 92February 15, 2024 7:27 AM

Poor Todd was arrested. Yikes.

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by Anonymousreply 93February 17, 2024 10:13 AM

Has Bret’s personal life always been a mess?

by Anonymousreply 94February 17, 2024 10:17 AM

Remember when he said that when he saw “Glee” all he saw was AIDS?

by Anonymousreply 95February 17, 2024 10:19 AM

Yes R94.

by Anonymousreply 96February 17, 2024 1:37 PM

I was surprised to learn that he's been with his boyfriend for 14 years.

by Anonymousreply 97February 17, 2024 3:31 PM

R95 that's not what he said. He said "watching Glee is like stepping in a puddle of HIV."

by Anonymousreply 98February 17, 2024 7:11 PM

It's oddly impressive to have your psychotic break reported in the NYT.

by Anonymousreply 99February 17, 2024 7:36 PM

BEE is the favorite author of people who don’t read that much.

by Anonymousreply 100February 17, 2024 8:34 PM

Was BEE on the stakeout while his tweaker BF ransacked that woman's apartment?

by Anonymousreply 101February 17, 2024 8:37 PM

They're the 21st Century version of Truman Capote and Jack O'Shea.

by Anonymousreply 102February 17, 2024 8:48 PM

Bee’s nose job is triggering.

by Anonymousreply 103February 18, 2024 9:18 AM

[quote] BEE is the favorite author of people who don’t read that much.

I beg to differ. Much as I hate BEE, and the sound of his voice and the contents of his podcast (if it’s still going) are enough to drive anyone to murdern–suicide, he’s written at least one masterpiece: American Psycho.

by Anonymousreply 104February 18, 2024 12:39 PM

R104 Sorry, but his podcast is wonderful. I think he's all wet politically, but I love Bret.

by Anonymousreply 105February 18, 2024 4:36 PM

De gustibus, r105. What I wanted to say is that you don’t have to love BEE to recognize that he’s a very good writer, and has written at least one masterpiece in American Psycho.

TBH, I stopped listening to his podcast aeons ago, so it might have improved since then. But I gave up because the first half of any episode was dedicated to “how great I am,” and there was just so much I could take of his narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 106February 18, 2024 6:26 PM

R106 The Shards is his magnum opus. I think it's better than American Psycho.

You really think the first half of his podcast is "how great I am?" Back a few years ago, the first half would be dedicated to film and TV reviews, from which would sometimes spring personal anecdotes. Then, he spent a (glorious) year reading The Shards, chapter by chapter. When that ended, the show went from 3+ hours biweekly to 90 minutes weekly. He no longer dedicates the first half to reviews, he goes right to his guest. But there are weeks dedicated to reviews, and then he answers questions from listeners.

It was NEVER "How great am I?" In fact, he tends to be pretty self depreciating. As I suggested before in this thread, that literary prince of darkness persona was thrust on him- he may have played it up for a while in the '80s and '90s, but no more. He now goes to bed at 10pm. And it turns out that while moody at times, he's actually a nice person. He's positively avuncular.

by Anonymousreply 107February 20, 2024 3:24 PM

Bret just posted this on Instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 108February 20, 2024 8:37 PM

R107, I admit that The Shards left me indifferent, but I read it during a very difficult time in my life. I probably wouldn’t have been able to engage with anything at the time. I’ll try again this summer.

As for his being avuncular now—well, we’ve all mellowed as we’ve moved closer to the inevitable.

by Anonymousreply 109February 20, 2024 8:39 PM

R108 Wow

by Anonymousreply 110February 20, 2024 11:25 PM

R108....that bitch! He was unaware of the depth's of Todd's addiction? What a crock of self-serving bullshit. Todd has stayed high for years and Bret bankrolled the whole situation.

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by Anonymousreply 111February 21, 2024 6:09 PM

R111, he says he just thought a lot of the behavior was “performance art.”

Give me a fucking break. He sounds like Andy Warhol talking about all the drugs that went on around him, all golly-gee purposefully obtuse.

by Anonymousreply 112February 22, 2024 4:26 AM

BEE is an insufferable asshole but I still feel bad for him. What a hard thing to deal with. Hopefully his boyfriend will get out of the psych ward and stay away from whatever was making him act like a maniac, probably meth.

by Anonymousreply 113February 22, 2024 6:36 AM

Bret is actually a kind (if frustratingly politically naive) person. He saw everything as he wanted it to be, he gave Todd the benefit of every doubt to his own detriment. I imagine he's very close to being evicted from Doheny Plaza at this point.

Fact is, most rent bois would KILL to be in Todd's position. Todd was never even hot! I never understood it at all. Bret must really love him.

by Anonymousreply 114February 22, 2024 6:46 AM

R114 And Todd was a spoiled LA rich kid, and that's BEE's whole world right there. I agree he was never hot. But he was young and rich, and that's always been what Bret is into.

by Anonymousreply 115February 22, 2024 7:02 AM

But young rich and HOT. Todd was never remotely hot.

by Anonymousreply 116February 22, 2024 7:16 AM

I don't understand how artists and authors are expected to be drug addiction counselors, too. By all accounts, Warhol was extremely (and quietly) generous and would never be forgiven for other people's drug problems.

by Anonymousreply 117February 22, 2024 7:38 AM
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