Grammy Awards 2024- Official Thread

Taylor and Beyonce dress like ice dancers

I've never watched/been invested in the Grammys, but I do hope Lana Del Rey finally gets her due credit. I'm sure psyop Taybot will probably win everything though. I wish Kanye would have viciously murdered her on stage years ago to spare us all.

[quote]I wish Kanye would have viciously murdered her on stage years ago to spare us all.

Kanye is trash.

They’re both trash.

But one of them is Republican trash.

Tay is a fake Dem. Shes been Republican her whole life. She switched up when she saw it was the more popular route for her.

If there was a button that would allow me to permanently mute any mention to TS for the next, say...five years, I'd Venmo the app developer immediately.

*of TS

I’m sure this will get tens of viewers.

Did Taylor even release a new album in 2023? Cruel Summer was from an old album.

She’s nominated for Midnights which came out at the end of 2022, so it wasn’t eligible for last years Grammys

I would be overjoyed if I never saw Taylor Swift again.

R12 = Travis Kelce

I'm rooting for Rufus Wainwright for best folk album for Folkocracy. Not his best, but I feel like he deserves a Grammy after all these years.

I gotta believe that award is going to Joni, R14.

I like a lot of folk music and I like a lot of Rufus' stuff, but I really didn't care for Folkocracy.

The red carpet pre show is on E! Now

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting foe Billy Joel to perform. So fresh, so relevant, and I'm sure that the new song doesn't sound one iota like any of his others!

boygenius has arrived.

Kylie Minogue won.

Canadian producer Shawn Everett

I hope Joni does something with her hair tonight.

Rufus

Josh Groban

Laverne Cox

What the hell is going on at R20? It's like Miss Havisham had a baby with a murdered streetwalker.

Brandi Carlile

A windy and doaked red carpet under an atmospheric river should be fun for the entertainment shows.

A windy and doaked red carpet under an atmospheric river should be fun for the entertainment shows.

Kelly Osbourne

Time for the annual Taylor Swift rim job from the Grammy voters.

Sheila E.

Whoever wins Album of the Year, just know that they stole it from Beyoncé.

Queen Latifah

Sam Smith

Prepare for Taylor Swift's predictably contrived fluster and shock, like that of an ingenue, as the awards come down the conveyor belt to her.

Dave Chappelle won the Best Comedy Album Grammy on Sunday for the second year in a row, beating Louis CK, among other contenders, with his What’s In A Name?

Chappelle’s fifth win in eight years and second in a row moves him into a tie with Richard Pryor and George Carlin for second-most career comedy Grammys.

Chappelle beat out fellow nominees Trevor Noah’s I Wish You Would, Wanda Sykes’ I’m An Entertainer, Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage, Sarah Silverman’s Someone You Love and Dave Chappelle’s What’s in a Name? for the prize.

[quote]boygenius has arrived.

And they've already won Best Rock Performance for Not Strong Enough.

Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen

Why are they there, R38?

The two dykes Latifah and Carlile look good.

Gayle King

Only going to watch for Joni Mitchell.

Michelle Obama won the Grammy for Best Audio Book, Narration, and Storytelling Recording, for her book "The Light We Carry: Overcoming In Uncertain Times."

Paris Jackson

[quote]I'm rooting for Rufus Wainwright for best folk album for Folkocracy.

Joni Mitchell just won for her Live at Newport album.

Can someone explain Taylor Swift's massive success to me? I'm not even saying that as a dig. I actually like her music well enough. But I don't really understand how she's become SO big.

Why do they still make comedy albums? Just for the Grammys?

[quote]But I don't really understand how she's become SO big.

because teenage girls that relate to her endless stream of woe is me lyrics...

People who grew up with her are now young adults themselves.

Fantasia Barrino

Finneas and Billie

Good for Kylie! Apparently, only her second Grammy and her first in twenty years. A lesson to hang in there?

Jessica Betts and Niecy Nash

Calvin Harris

How much longer is that Billie Eyecrap thing going to continue its assault on the general public?

Ed Sheeran

Josh Groban has that I-don't-have-to-try look down pat.

And I mean that as a compliment.

But still, that's a thing only a man gets by with.

Miley Cyrus

Miley 'used to be young'

I guess Miley never phones it in at least.

Babyface

Why does this tranny still have this job?

R41 that’s pathetic

Miley channeling Jane Fonda in One Million Years BC

Is Finneas 'a gay'?

Love Miley's retro hair

Mark Ronson and Grace Gummer

Billy Joel and family

Who is the excitable chub on E?

Kylie Minogue

Paris Hilton looks AMAZING

What is a "doaked" red carpet?

R68, some person named Heather McMahan.

Heidi Klum and Tom Kaulitz

Is the lady in the orange lez?

Janelle Monae needs to fucking go away. I've never seen a red carpet where she doesn't show up and lecture everyone.

Olivia Rodrigo

R74, yes, that's Brandi Carlile

Are those Billy Joel's grandchildren or great-grandchildren?

R75 What did she say?

Maluma is a man-whore.

Jelly Roll

Gayle has her cheapest wig on tonight

R81 who is that gelatinous jigglypuff?

Olivia's dress is vintage Versace, originally worn on the runway by Linda.

Bebe Reha gained about a hundred pounds.

That Bebe girl looks like a Vegas Wynona Judd drag queen.

who?

Jon Baptiste

I like Chrissy Teigen’s dress.

Maluma

I like it too R89, on a 20-year-old.

R70 is very easily amazed.

Taylor Swift

Not a fan of Taylor's look

Jesus Christ, Miley Cyrus looks like C3PO's slutty cousin.!

Paris Hilton

I missed the very beginning. Who is this purple haired singer?

Jane Fonda wasn't in 'One Million Years BC,' R63. Raquel Welch was the star.

Dua Lipa in a jockstrap and harness for opening number

Last year, I enjoyed nearly all of the show, which surprised me.

Dua Lipa R97

Thanks, R101. I've heard the name plenty of times, but didn't know her by sight.

Not Trevor Noah! I think he sucks.

Did they have 100 people on stage for the opening act?

Ed Sheeran one of the greatest live performers of all time?

Trevor Noah needs to reign it in. He's like a step-n-fetch it.

Meryl lost yet another Grammy to Michelle Obama earlier.

All Trevor does is kiss the same asses each year.

Noah talking so fast.

Can he ever have an awards show that doesn't reference Streep.

The Beatles won Video of the Year for 'I'm Only Sleeping.'

Lana needs to win.

Sick of the Taylor worship.

This monologue isn't hitting.

I’m muting Trevor now.

I meant "can we have ..."

Poor Mariah thinks she's still relevant

Mariah looks great.

Will Mariah be able to leave the stage on her own?

That was a dreadful opening by Trevor Noah. He sounded like he was on drugs.

Wow, Miley’s a surprise. But I agree with it.

I just won a Grammy Award for Best Queef by a Homosexual!

Miley Cyrus, great.

Noah is doing cocaine.

Yay Miley.

Miley looked like shit with that hair and tats.

I’m actually ok with this Miley win.

Tracy Chapman? Iconic.

Yay, Tracy! She sounds and looks great.

It’s good to see Tracy.

I love Tracy Chapman. Sounds great!

Joni is selling Girl Scout cookies in the lobby

Of course Taylor is trying to make this iconic moment about herself

Fast Car - beautiful

I wish more black woken would follow in Tracy’s footsteps and not the Nicki Manajes of the world.

^ women

The sound seems really bad for the broadcast. That said, I'm just listening through the TV speakers, not a sound bar or anything. But still, just relative to other broadcasts on the same TV.

I know people who broke down in tears when Tracy came on screen

Welcome Christina Ozepilera

Oh Christina looking silly with that walk.

I’ve found the audio on the Grammys substandard for years, R135, but I thought the sound on the first two performances tonight was pretty good.

I honestly was in tears when Tracy was shown...Mary, I know! Hold me.

They really got a lot of legends for this years Grammys. They usually decline but seemed to agree to come this year.

The Ozempic worked well for Xtina.

Oprah--the only black woman on the earth with no sense of rhythm.

Christina? It’s a shame Britney isn’t there to present an award

Who was that cute Latino guy presenting? Dang, I need to sit still, I keep missing stuff.

Gayle looks really lesbian tonight.

R140 I was too. MARY! me if you must but that was stunning.

Not really feeling the self-narration snippets.

R145,

His name is Maluma.

Why is SZA talking about her anxiety?

Where are the homeless in her alley?

Do Oprah and Gayle even go to the bathroom together?

I bawled like a baby during the Chapman and Comb duet.

I fell asleep ...ZZZ. Wait, I mean SZA.

SZA hides behind that hair.

Is this SZA song an hour long?

SZA's got a better voice than Bey-overrated-ce.

Wow a murder onstage at the Grammys

Boring SZA performance

The announcement that Beyonce and JayZ would be there got a tepid response, and a few eye rolls, from that crowd. 👏

Everyone will be up their ass once they’re there

Shut up Trevor.

Billie is wearing an iconic Barbie outfit,

Billie sounds out of breathe

My CPAP makes more sound than Billie.

Trevor Noah is making the case for host-less award shows.

I don’t follow modern pop music but the unreasoning hatred of Taylor Swift is fascinating to me. It’s so unhinged.

At least Billie does something different than the other popular singers in her age group.

Trevor Noah makes me miss Henny Youngman.

Billie is fucking her brother, right?

Why is Mrs. Maisel singing a Billie Eilish song?

What the fuck is this?

She sounds beautiful when she sings in full voice.

Billie’s outfit is from Goodwill

Trevor takes away any chance the event has to be "classy" with his cringe jokes.

Not a Billie fan in general but that was great. Love the Barbie songs.

Why isn't she mumbling?

Who are these people? Aren't Boston or Styx nominated this year?

I find Billie so boring.

Quite big tits.

I hope Ryan is going to sing the Ken song

We will never hear anything like Styx the rest of our lives. Anything from the 70s like them. Just hip hop and country and pop are promoted now.

That was "full voice"?

Miley’s hair. Please no.

I like Miley and this song and she looks good except for those tats.

It’s astounding that Lana Del Rey has never won a Grammy but Beyonce and Taylor Swift have like 100 between the two of them. The Grammys are supposed to reward artistic excellence, but it seems like once they’ve picked a winner they just keep giving them awards year after year to celebrate their ongoing commercial success.

Nothing Miley Cyrus does is excellent. What are we even doing?

Tay Tay is the Eve Harrington of music award shows, r35.

[qoute]I like Miley and this song and she looks good except for those tats.

I like Miley and this song and she looks good except for those tits. There, I fixed it…

Miley is having fun with this performance.

I like that Miley is doing it unadorned with a gaggle of dancers, even if I don't love the song. It's a decent performance.

Everything looks scripted, down to Oprah singing along and dancing.

Miley giving elementary school performance.

Well that was a bit underwhelming

And she’s actually singing live, without a backing track, unlike many of her contemporaries.

Ironic that Miley wins her first Grammy with a song about breaking up with Chris Hemsworth after she goes lesbian.

These performance intro films are like wanting an internet recipe but having to scroll down the chef's babbling essay first.

[quote] after she goes lesbian.

Did she?

In about 10 years Miley Cyrus is gonna sound like Barry White.

[quote] Not a fan of Taylor's look

Is Travis there...shirtless?

If not, then I don't care what she's wearing.

"Story farmers." I sort of like that.

Travis isn’t attractive to me at all. But he didn’t come with her.

[quote] Did she?

Well she ID's as Pansexual but she is in a relationship with another gal. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[quote] The Grammys are supposed to reward artistic excellence, but it seems like once they’ve picked a winner they just keep giving them awards year after year to celebrate their ongoing commercial success.

Honey, the Grammys are bought and paid for. It’s promotion to sell more product. It’s an infomercial.

Y'all

Thank ya Jeebus.

R201, there is no such thing as pansexual. Bisexual, yes.

Pansexual means you dip into the other waters before going back to your own lake.

Lizzo ate her Ozempic instead of injecting it.

Is Lizzo on Ozempic? She looks a bit thinner.

It’s the reason I don’t watch Clarkson’s show except for the opening musical number, r203. I click before she says give it up for my band….

I thought Lizzo was canceled

[quote] [R201], there is no such thing as pansexual. Bisexual, yes.

Tell Miley. I just report you decide.

I thought she was cancelled?

They moved Taylor Swift up to Meryl's table.

She's being rebooted.

What is with all these baby voices? Jesus Christ. Sing, girl.

Olivia Rodrigo sounds like Liza on helium.

This Rodrigo bitch is whispier than Billie Eyelash.

Let's pray that Billy Joel reinforced the Poligrip tonight!

Lip-synch or live? Or a bit of both?

Sit down Taylor.

Olivia sounds good. Isn’t Taylor the vampire?

Why is the sound always so bad at music shows? Actually Tracy sounded good so it must be the artist.

Her and Taylor don’t like each other so it’s funny seeing Taylor be fake.

Or was Taylor intentionally pulling focus? Hmmm.....

Lizzo the stripper banana rapist?

Trevor Noah is not funny

Taylor is the definition of fake.

[quote] Her and Taylor

Oh dear, R223.

I’m tired of them cutting to Taylor.

[quote]Her and Taylor don’t like each other so it’s funny seeing Taylor be fake.

Taylor is beefing with some girl who's 14 years younger than her? That's lame.

Paris Hilton not cancelled for saying “f@**ot” and “ni**er” innumerable times.

Lizzo not cancelled for allegedly committing sex crimes against her employees.

Woke hypocrisy is ridiculous.

U2 is so boring.

I never understood their appeal.

I think Trevor Noah is doing exactly what an MCof the Grammys is supposed to do. I never liked his talk show, but he is MC'ing as well as one can expect under the circumstances.

Bono and The Edge never change their look they just age.

U2 look great.

Grammyzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The supremely banal Phoebe Bridgers and her ultradyke "supergroup" minions winning for Best Rock Song is laughable.

Yassss Kween 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🏳️‍⚧️

Slay!!!!

I don’t know that Taylor is fake. I think she enjoys acting like a complete ham at award shows. Now that she’s made more money than god, she’s comfortable ruining the shot of any cameraman who attempts to focus on her by breaking the fourth wall with ridiculous shtick

She doesn’t stop promoting.

Yassss Mother is sliving!!! Is it giving n*****?

R234 His jokes are recycled and I'm not against recycling . . .

She just used her acceptance speech to pitch her new album.

Is Tracey Chapman a legend?

As annoying as Swift is, knowing the MAGAts hate her makes me cheer her on.

How much are people paying to see U2 in concert at the Sphere? They look like ants in that giant orb.

Everyone in the audience made faces after Taylor announced her new album

R245 She is a lezend.

U2 are legends and they were amazing in the 80s and early 90s

Ben and Dunkin Donuts.

R245 yes.

Olivia, Dua, and Miley really tried to hide their disgust that Taylor already has another album dropping. They can't compete.

Yes, they did, R248. Tacky.

Wish I could read lips to hear what Ed Sheeran said as Taylor Swift left the stage.

I’m not really in the loop, but weren’t the Lizzo accusers proven to be full of shit? Like their whole gripe was “I’m expressing my lived truth, even though it’s not objectively true”? IIRC, there wasn’t even anything that rose to the level of needing to be settled out of court.

[quote]I’m not really in the loop, but weren’t the Lizzo accusers proven to be full of shit?

From a few days ago:

[quote]U2 are legends and they were amazing in the 80s and early 90s

Much like Madonna, they should have called it quits by now.

LOLOLOL!

That bitch Taylor Swift slays.

Damn straight of Swift to make what is essentially a marketing gimmick- an awards show-and use it to market her next album.

I fucking love that.

And I write this as not finding her a compelling performer. I saw that myself with my own eyes when ordered her Eras concert video for homee viewing.

I do, however, find her management of her stardom downright fascinating.

R255 they are good friends

Miley's hair seems too big for her Ozempic body

Taylor needs to be in the news cycle 365 days a year. Vampire, indeed.

Yeah, the dead people segment!

Body by Ozempic

I like Miley Cyrus' song, 'Flowers;' however, she looks like a dirty hooker. Those tattoos are vulgar and hideous.

The yasss Kweens cover the tracks of cunts they Stan or turn a blind eye

Of course Swift pointed out the number of Grammys she’s won so far. She can’t even practice faux humility. And the shameless plug for her new album that they will be up her ass yet again on Grammy night 2025. No wonder she has a contingent of people who can’t stand her.

Stevie is pitchy

I like Myley's hair.

If you're going retro 80s Big Hair, you gotta go, well, Big.

She committed to it, she's serving it.

Thread about the race baiters trying to turn Luke’s cover into a hate crime

Miley looks like Jane Fonda if you dropped acid.

No, he's not, R268.

Taylor marketing her album was plain tacky. Capitalistic bitch.

Why did Stevie stop making new music?

OMG...Annie Lennox got so fucking ancient.

Annie needs help right now

The rapper got applause

Lenox was great.

I’m sick of Taylor.

You can tell with Annie and Stevie’s singing that everyone else lip syncs .

Why are they playing Walk On By? Did Miss Warwick pass?

Sinead was a singular talent, just like Tracy Chapman.

Taylor Swift was horribly UNgracious. She barely thanked anyone and used her time to grossly promote her next album.

It was disgusting. The bitch gets more publicity than anyone on planet. There was no need to be so crass and classless on stage. Her next album will be promoted from here to the moon, but she used the Grammys to say she was going to go backstage and post the cover. Completely tasteless. Swift ought to be ashamed of herself.

Lenny Kravitz paying tribute with his nip exposed.

This "tribute" is a Shit Show.

[quote] Taylor marketing her album was plain tacky.

Awards Shows are tacky.

Why not ride with it and plug you project? I got no problem with what Swift did.

Annie did amazing.

Jean Batiste’s energy is so infectious.

Annie Lennox wasn't good, and she usually is.

If you looked at Joe Alwyn's Conversations With Friends, you'd see a group chat titled "The Tortured Man Club." This is the name that Joe and Paul Mescal's mutual friend chose for their WhatsApp group after Joe was cast in the upcoming Sally Rooney series.

plug your product^

Gospel Hour

I had no idea both Gangsta Boo and Magoo left us this year.

Wow, that dead people segment was a disastrous mess

Annie was great.

Ozemprah.

The performance is overshadowing the dead

Oprah=Ozempic.

Is Oprah about to perform Tina?

This is a hot mess.

Shaddup Oprah

Is Oprah fat again?

I'm confused.

She looks bigger than she did just a few weeks ago.

This generation of nominees is classless.

Do they think that Tony Bennett, Stevie Wonder, Barbra Streisand, Donna Summer, Diana Ross, Tina Turner, Frank Sinatra, etc., would ever act or dress like some of these idiots at an award show? Horrible.

Tina: Oprah You must always dress up for dinner.

Oprah: But Tina I would have to be dressed up all day.

Taylor Swift's shameless self-promotion and blatant cuntery is pretty entertaining in its own right.

Oprah looks like an elderly Bratz doll

Taysia's helium voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

Who is this hefty mediocrity doing a Tina Turner impression?

R299 Bitch, it looks like Oprah is on Tina.

One thing you can say about Fantasia is that she is NOT on the Ozempic bandwagon. Pretty soon she’ll have to change her name to Fatasia.

Fantasia, the homophobe?

I pray that I live to see the day where Taylor Swift suffers the painful geriatric humiliation that Madonna has subjected herself (and her fanbase) to in recent years. The two have a lot of ugly parallels in terms of personality. Total megalomaniacs.

I'm so glad the 1970's Variety Show production number made it's comeback tonight.

If I wasn’t already dead, this would have killed me.

Fantasia did a great job with that.

[quote] Jean Batiste’s energy is so infectious.

Last year I was at an event and had the pleasure of hearing him and Usher soundcheck a song they were going to do. Twice.

He is indeed infectious and/or because, he legitimately seems thrilled to be doing something he obviously LOVES doing.

Later in the evening the performance they did was totally different than the way they had sound checked it in a nearly empty room. Not worse or better in any way at all. Just completely different as that is what they, as talented artists do, give in response to what they receive from their audience.

Fuck Fantasia. Illiterate cunt!

Trevor Noah is doing a decent job overall at least

and that was a disservice to Tina Turner...

R3 if Kanye had murdered Taylor at that VMA show years ago, the rat faced cunt would be six feet under and Kanye would be getting buttfucked right now in a prison shower—as a culture, everyone would've come out a winner.

FANTASIA IS A CUNT!!!!!

But she’s got a race card and a pussy pass.

[quote] I'm so glad the 1970's Variety Show production number made it's comeback tonight.

lol

r319 Meh, you tried

R319 should be on an FBI watchlist

All the award shows this year have been horrid. I think after the writer's strike ended the writers are still feeling resentment and not giving 100%.

Beyoncé clapping to Fantasia while in full urban/country garb.

Tina deserved better than this. What a vulgar display of mediocrity. Maybe they needed a few more shots of that fat azz. Dysphasia looked like a line backer in drag.

The Hollywood Reporter is obviously run by dumb Gen Z cunts, they just tweeted this:

Fantasia Barrino performs Tina Turner's song "Rolling On The River" at the 2024 #Grammys

Fantasia killing her Tina performance, John Batiste with Sounds of Blackness (Ann Nesby sounding great), Annie Lennox accompanied by Wendy & Lisa - fantastic tribute segment.

OPRAH---------->>Speaking tonight........"We were such great friends"

OPRAH -------------->>Months ago showing her tacky respect-----"Tina was ready to die back in 2019".............(which was the last time "great friend" Oprah saw her)..........VIDEO....(Oprah and her wife Gayle reflect at the 1:12 mark)

Legend Jay-Z

STOP forcing that HIDEOUS Blue Ivy on us.

Blue Ivy is finally starting to look pretty. Shes growing into her face

In Dionne Warwick's red carpet photo, she had a pack of menthols in her hand.

I hope she and Joni lit up during the event and cursed out anyone who told them to stop.

WTF is Beyoncé wearing???

O was creepy obsessed with Tina.

Tina was an amazing, down to earth person. O is not.

When has Dr. Dre ever been a global philanthropist?

Beyoncé is wearing a country getup.

Blue Ivy is very pretty

R338 yes. She is.

Who is he referring to as being in the wrong category?

No Blue. DON'T keep showing up. Just go away.

Duh Taylor

Aww Tracy Chapman is uniting the country

I turned the Grammy awards just in time to see Oprah bopping to Reggaeton?

He's disgusting.

R345 that was decades ago. Move on. He has and apologized and changed his life.

Jay Z. Feminist.

His wife, r340

R346 is ready for Michael Richards and Harvey Weinstein to make comebacks too… right?

Fantasia's performance was a straight up insult to the legendary Tina Turner

Jay Z. Not homophobic…

R345 some of us don't ever partake in that type of behavior

Is the Dr. Dre award only for black rappers, or is it open to all?

Poor Blue Ivy inherited her dad’s Joe Camel facial features.

[quote]His wife, [R340]

What category did he want her to be in?

Jay Z. Get the fuck off the stage. Let’s see the real legends like Joel and Mitchell who will be performing before you polluted the world with your fucking shit music and ugly mug.

I’ve been hearing a lot of buzz about Iggy Azalea for next year’s Dr. Dre award r353

Miley was robbed!

Lionel "Good Plastic Surgery" Ritchie.

Allegedly, Tracy’s net worth was only $6M, but she made over $1M last year from Luke’s cover. She’s happy.

Lana :(

I love this Billie song. Love.

SZA looks like she has a moustache

That was the best song in the category. They got it right, even though I love Lana.

Miley's performance was refreshingly old school. The song was old-school 80s Kim Carnes/Sheena Easton/Bonnie Tyler and she channeled that in the performance.

The vibe of Billie and Phineas is creepy.

Don’t smoke, kids.

How poignant Mitchell is, singing this song at this stage of her life.

Madonna looks good.

I actually love this Joni performance. It’s beautiful

I like Billie Eilish. She seems cool. But that song, oof.

Talent night at nursing home.

Is this really necessary?

[quote]The vibe of Billie and Phineas is creepy.

Tell me about it.

-Richard Carpenter

Me, too, r370

R373 go eat eat poison you trash.

This is giving me flashbacks to a post-stroke Dick Clark still hosting Deweearswalkingeeb.

Joni is mother.

Same, R370.

Lovely.

BREAKING: Rapper Killer Mike gets arrested at the Grammy’s in Los Angeles after winning three awards.

Just before getting taken out of the Crypto arena in handcuffs, Killer Mike won Best Rap Album, Best Rap Performance and Best Rap Song.

Killer Mike was heard saying: “Are you serious?” to officers as they escorted him out of the building.

It is currently unknown why he was arrested.

The young people need to know who she is. It’s important.

Allegedly: He actually hit someone in the crowd and it was recorded. So they called the police, showed the video, let him receive the awards and arrested.

Beyonce looked at the camera as if to say when will this stop

I don’t mean this as an insult (I swear), but Joni looks like she could be Kathleen Turner’s sister.

That was nice.

I miss hippies.

Beautiful.

Yes that was nice.

Brandi gives the vibe that she wants Joni to fail onstage so she can be a savior and swoop in and cover for her. I love Brandi in most instances but her sycophantic relationship with Joni is irritating.

Janet should’ve come out to perform Got ‘til It’s Gone with Joni

Janet’s cover of Joni’s Beat of Black Wings is amazing

That was beautiful

So many great female artist. Great singers and lyricists. Taylor is not one of them. No matter how the media tries to make us believe she is.

R389 Brandi has that predatory Lez who pretends to be a precocious saint vibe. Bet she’s always angling on how to munch some tuna.

Jay-Z calls out the #GRAMMYs  for never awarding Album of the Year to Beyoncé, while accepting the Global Impact Award Grammy on stage:

“Most Grammys ever, never won Album of the Year. How does that work?”

R390 Yes!

Yeah, brandi’s hero worship of Joni is….EXTRA. Creepy. I wonder if she’s ever heard any of Laura Nyro’s music. 👑

Billie Eilish always looks so fucking miserable. She could throw herself off a balcony tomorrow and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. When is she NOT in a "dark place". And her fucking queeny closet brother isn't helping anything.

Spoiler Alert = Finnias and Ronson.

I thought Miley Cyrus looked great. I could do without the tattoos but her dress and hair were fab.

R398, why would Finneas be closeted? Isn't it trendy for his generation to be queer?

Brandi Carlisle and her bow tie need to go write some new music instead of dragging an 80 year old woman all over the country. It’s perverse.

R401 he isn’t closeted.

Why is Beyoncé not roasted for wearing a blonde wig with a cowboy hat. Would Taylor get a pass for wearing cornrows? By the way, I think people should look and dress anyway they want.

Just listened to this SZA persons song for the first time tonight. Autotune makes mediocrity into stars. I don't get the hype.

At least Joni didn’t use auto tune and sound like EVERYONE ELSE.

Beyoncé the Appropriator

Cowboy hat? Cowboy hats aren’t a white thing. It’s a southern and country thing. Beyoncé is from Texas.

Billie Eilish needs to grow the fuck up. She looks utterly ridiculous.

And have a speech prepared, goddammit. There's a good chance you'll win (as happened) even though your song sucks beyond words. But instead, we get bullshit nonsense such as "This is crazy. I'm not supposed to be here."

Trust me, we wish you weren't.

R404, I think Renaissance Act II is supposed to be country themed, hence the cowgirl getup.

Well, that was … something.

Is blonde hair a black thing?

In some parts of Africa, yes.

Taylor Swift is still the most classless, crude cunt promoting her upcoming album. And the show isn't even over yet. Disgusting.

No, straightening hair is a black thing.

Agreed r389. She's giving Gaga-liza "I got you" vibes.

R415 that makes no sense. Women of all races straighten their hair unless it’s naturally straight.

R413, Are you referring to the Boers of South Africa? That would be correct.

Funny that the Boers would be mentioned by the biggest bore on DL.

Rapper Killer Mike taken in handcuffs after winning 3 Grammy Awards-CBS

R395: imagine being that entitled. It’s pathetic that 90% of people buy this shit that Beyonce deserves every top award for everything she does.

In a night filled with over the top pyrotechnics and an autobahn of Autotune, Joni Mitchell's simplicity was beautiful.

Black women have taken straightening their natural hair to an art form.

I'm glad other people noticed how cringe Brandi is. That intro could have been much shorter.

R389 BC is definitely starting to work my nerves

How does boygenius win Alternative Album over Lana? Lana's album is nominated for Album of the Year; the boygenius album isn't. Give the woman a Grammy already

R255 Didn't he have a song called In love with the shape of you. Then she sort of cribbed from him "it's you, the shape of your body" for her Cruel Summer song.

Who the fuck was singing about literal fucking shapes of bodies before him?

Brandi is a drooling pussy monster who probably is woke as fuck with men who aren’t liberal bitches

The shocked look of Billie winning lmao. Bitch please. They throw an award at you for just getting out of bed in the morning anymore. You knew damn well there was good chance you’d be winning tonight. And the cheap, thrift store introspective, I’m a true artist because I look like shit look is getting extremely old.

This Recording Academy guy is cute.

[quote] They throw an award at you for just getting out of bed in the morning anymore.

And they give out standing ovations if someone so much as scratches their ass.

Padam Padam won the Grammy Award for Best Pop Dance Recording

Fuck Killer Mike. He was on Maher Friday night (of course Maher was up his ass like he was Stevie Wonder, Malcom X and MLK all rolled into one). He wouldnt say who he would vote for and told everyone to vote on issues not anything else (you deaf, dumb and blind to what Trump has pulled?) Clearly MAGA.

Killer Mike is a Trumper. The str8blkmen are all starting to support Trump to show they’re macho.

I think Miley can sing more soulfully than Taylor and that's not saying much. Taylor has no soul.

Trevor Noah's jokes bomb

Taylor isn’t a soul singer…

More lipsynching. Black women must be so proud.

Brandy!!

Will Gen Z beat Fast Car into the ground now until we never want to hear it again? Pretending they were Tracy fans since birth

Can no one sing without an entourage like Miley did?

What does race have to do with it?! Jesus.

Who is the gay guy sitting at Taylors table. The nerdy guy at Taylors left. ? Does anyone know?

Jack Antonoff

R443 looks like her producer they just announced him as a winner.

I want o know who the guy is sitting next to Billy Joel

Jack Antonoff is not gay. He’s married to Margaret Qualley.

Of course TAYGREEDY is releasing yet another break up album all about why Joe Alwyn didn't want to marry her but Meathead Kelce does.

Thank God they didn’t award Ice Spice

Jack Antonoff has won the Grammy for Best Producer three years running now.

Jack Antonoff has won the Grammy for Best Producer three years running now.

Do you think Maggie Smith is upset that Beyonce hasn’t won Album of the Year? Maybe Maggie Smith would only care if Bette Middle had won Best Rap album instead of the critically acclaimed “Maggie’s Murda in Ya Eurrs” in 1992.

Taylor Swift announces new album ‘The Tortured Ears Department’.

Miley is channeling Natasha Lyonne

Mark, Meryl's son-in-law, should wear a shirt

I never was a fan of Billy Joel—I don’t care for his music. I got dragged to one of his concerts once and it was one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to.

Victoria Monet is finally getting her flowers. Her song “Experience” from a few years ago was criminally overlooked.

Miley came to crash the party tonight!

muted billy joel 10 seconds in, sounds like asking AI to do a billy joel song

Billy's new song sounds like a mash up of so many of his other songs

I love it.

Was that childlike cellist who kept looking at Billy Joel adoringly his next wife?

Celine!!!

Celine looks great. I thought she was at death‘s door.

Celine looks great!

Celine!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Live Celine’s coat!

Love^

Celine looks good.

That guy should have left him the fuck alone. Enjoy your retirement in Boca Billy. God bless.

Has she always had a crooked mouth? I’ve never noticed that before

Pulling Lana up who doesn’t want to go.

Well, that is Taylor's 4th Grammy win for Album of the Year.

good lord, Taylor didn't even acknowledge Celine

Acknowledge Celine, bitch!

Celine rose up from her sick bed to present this no talen gazelle an award and she didn't even acknowledge the woman!

You would think after all these years Taylor would be able to structure some sentences together and act like an adult.

She never acknowledged Celine. Cunt.

I just lost respect for Taylor after she dissed CELINE!!

She didn't even acknowledge acknowledge queen Celine

Is Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides Now” about lady love?

No acknowledgment of Dion is so fucking tacky.

With the failure to acknowledge Celine, she might as well have stood at the micophone and said "Hi, my name is Taylor Swift and I am a RAGING NARCISSIST"!!!

How did a Gummer snare someone as hot as Mark Ronson?

Tay Tay is a Car Wash Cunt

What a disgusting performance Taylor put on through the entire evening. Standing when no one else was, mugging for the cameras, blatantly and unapologetically merching her next album, reminding everyone how many grammys she has, and then straight up insulting Celine.

Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Swift is the embodiment of an absolute narcissistic CUNT.

The facts don't lie.

She stormed that stage like a Hillbilly spying a jug of Moonshine.

How about passing out some awards? I’ve recorded this so I’m a bit behind.

I love "Flowers." I am glad Miley won those Grammys. However, it was a very weak field.

Celine was just standing there like wtf? After giving that earnest speech about how Diana Ross and Sting presented her the award 30 years ago.

Taylor grabbed the award from her like she was some no name trash. And the entourage also ignored her.

Fucked up. And Taylor is a 35 year old woman at this point. Her stunted teenage antics are beyond tiresome.

I officially despise Taylor Swift.

I’ve never hated anyone more than Trump, but Taylor Swift comes close.

Taylor is so incredibly overexposed right now. I predicting the inevitable backlash coming within the year. So many people are sick of hearing about her.

Celine looks like she's gained weight, and it looks great on her.

[quote] I’ve never hated anyone more than Trump, but Taylor Swift comes close.

And MAGA is here!

Swift did herself no favors virtually ignoring Dion. Gross.

That side swept hair did her neckline jowls no favors! I think there's something to the rumors. Taylor does look like a nerdy lez doing the hand jive and then marching up like a linebacker, hunched over with her man back. From behind it was like Travis Kelce himself in a corset.

I wonder if Tay Tays upcoming album will FINALLY be her demise? Or least a cooling off. The new album will be her seventh since 2020. Which is truly insane.

In the olden days no one stayed on top for this long and with so many damn albums back to back.

Not Madonna, MJ, Gaga, Britney, Whitney, Mariah.

Taylor totally revealed herself tonight to be an uncouth, ill-mannered, self-serving, megalomaniac on the narcissist spectrum.

Adele she ain’t.

Swift is hugging all those nobodies on stage, and she doesn't give Celine Dion the courtesy of accepting the Grammy and saying 'thank you.' What the fuck is wrong with this bitch? Disgraceful.

I wish she hadn't won. She has no fucking voice anyway. Bullshit, 12-year old girl music.

What's with everyone getting a standing ovation for everything and for nothing?

This is certainly the generation where everyone was special and get a prize (or a standing ovatino) just for showing up.

*ovation

She hugged her backstage.

Taylor Swift is a retard.

Why is Celine wearing a coat?

^^^It's cold and raining in LA.

Celine told them to keep the car running.

The poetry dept huh? She may get dates but she can't keep them.

After 30 years that was not worth the wait. meh

At least the fashion was better than the Golden Globe and Critics Choice awards.

I love Joni but I hate that fucking song. I mean, honestly, sing Carey, or Coyote. Anything but that Clouds bullshit!

It was truly a great show. TONS of legends came out (CELINE! Mariah, Lionel, Stevie, Joni, etc.), a big crop of diverse new stars were given their flowers, O and Gayle in the audience giving the people who ship them as a couple a lot to talk about, and TRACY FUCKING CHAPMAN.

Lana Del Rey being snubbed yet again is deplorable.

Hey, I'm unclear: did Taylor Swift acknowledge Celine?

Some of you need to get a life. Miley Cyrus is an icon, by the way.

^ in the chipmunk community

FAST CAR is now #1 on iTunes!

remind me again; why was Meryl presenting and is she playing Joni Mitchell in a movie?

Sorry, but Fantasia does NOT have a face to be blown up onto the big screen. No wonder The Color Purple flopped.

This show = how far American entertainment and culture have fallen.

Meryl was nominated for best book narration but Michelle Obama won. She’s also Mark Ronson’s mother in law and attended Joni Mitchell’s birthday party, so she probably wanted to be there for both of them.

I thought Cher would be there as one of the Legends.

Cher was with Meryl at the Clive Davis party. But she didn't seem to be at the Grammys.

Lana Del ray cannot sing.

Flowers is a good song. But Miley Cyrus is white trash.

Who are all these unknown black women?

I don’t think I’d like Taylor Swift I were to meet her.

fortunately, R526 there's no chance of that happening

The Kelce bad manners have rubbed off on Taylor Swift

Taylor's secret was a bomb. Only tweens are excited about her album dropping. It can drop right off the planet. Boo Taylor.

Taylor and Meryl just showing up to their seats as noted by Tremor Noah was so impromptu! I felt so lucky to see it on tv! My God, real ROCK stars never acted this way in the 70's. All this industry hype = PUKE.

Another bad night for maga and their fellow haters everywhere.

I want to like Taylor Swift, but I notice they have to walk on eggshells around her, even Trevor Noah was careful with the jokes.

USA Today's list of the top 10 performances from last night. No. 1 wont' make miserable R373 any happier.

I was hoping to see JLo and sad Ben there.

The first album I ever bought was Billy Joel 'Glass Houses'. It was great to see him and he sounds good.

R514 Taylor had her at her table and on stage with her.

I liked Taylor when she was fake country.

Miley Cyrus trying to act like Tina Turner at the end of her "Flowers" performance was hilariously embarrassing.

The tribute to the dead folks was all sorts of fucked up. Awkward pauses, weird performances. Why did it have to be in multiple parts?

When William Eyelash actually sings instead of sighing heavily into the microphone, she doesn't sound half bad. She should do that more. It would make me want to punch her in the face less.

There were some technical glitches, but I liked the format. It allowed them to pay special tributes to multiple people.

I guess it wasn't a secret, per R533, but I'm really glad Tracy Chapman performed with Luke Combs. I guess everyone is. Very good feels! Because yeah, I was starting to get bummed some country dude was getting this far with this song.

Speaking of technical glitches, did it seem like the instrumentation was drowning out the performers' voices? It was like they couldn't get the balance right.

So I'm guessing Celine has recovered from her disease thingy, right? She looked great and was moving along just fine.

Wanna talk about narcissists?

Miley Cyrus saying the only reason she was performing was so she could watch it back later and be amazed by how good she looked.

What a fucking cunt.

[quote] So I'm guessing Celine has recovered from her disease thingy, right? She looked great and was moving along just fine.

It’s terminal. She was walking with assistance.

r545, at least she doesn't have false humility like Taylor. I like it that she really doesn't give a fuck about the music industry. But she needs to get rid of the giant veneers, especially since she lost weight or did buccal fat removal.

R546 Nope. She's fine.

You didn’t notice the man holding her arm or the man who walked beside her on stage?

R549 That's security guiding her, not holding her up.

She's walking just fine.

Security went on stage with her, arm in arm?

Tracy Chapman performance

Joni Mitchell performance

R551 No, backstage. She's walking without assistance.

Her son walked with her onto the stage. There is no cure for her disease, though there are treatments to lessen the symptoms.

There was a snippet from this song in the Jon Baptiste section of the In Memoriam tribute, when they "took it to church."

I am the director of the Grammys. Here is my shot list. Cue preseneter, cut to taylor swift. Cue performer cut to Taylor Swift singing their song. Repeat.

Miley Cyrus had Babe Paley’s updo at the front.

My wife and I were both crying during Tracey Chapman (who looked fabulous!) and then at the end of Joni Mitchell’s performance.

I'm not really a Swift hater—I listen to some of her earlier albums from time to time—but "Both Sides Now" contains more in it than her entire body of work.

[Quote]Another bad night for maga and their fellow haters everywhere

Another troll who has worn out the M-A-G-T-R-U-P keys

[quote] I guess it wasn't a secret, per [R533], but I'm really glad Tracy Chapman performed with Luke Combs. I guess everyone is. Very good feels! Because yeah, I was starting to get bummed some country dude was getting this far with this song.

Why? He made her sing a hit all over again and reminded people who she was? What's there to be bummed over? It's not like she herself didn't have a hit with it first?

[quote] So I'm guessing Celine has recovered from her disease thingy, right?

Celine's sister spoke to the Quebec media around Christmas time and said she was not doing well.

R562 She looked pretty good to me.

[quote]The Hollywood Reporter is obviously run by dumb Gen Z cunts, they just tweeted this:

[quote]Fantasia Barrino performs Tina Turner's song "Rolling On The River" at the 2024 #Grammys

R327 not to mention, "Proud Mary" was written by John Fogerty, singer/songwriter/guitarist for Creedence Clearwater Revival.

The band recorded the original in 1969, which peaked at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Ike & Tina covered the song in 1971, reaching #4 on the charts, and won a Grammy.

Clearly Celine is NOT looking well. Anyone with two fucking functional eyes and a brain could see and understand that.

She was also taking long pauses between her words, which I assume is part of the illness - that she must time speaking with breathing, etc.

I hate to admit it, but I enjoyed the show.

Has Goldie weighed in on Miley's hair?

[quote] Should I leave DL and never return?

Yes, R566. Do yourself a favor.

Not to mention she was wearing a coat on stage.

Celine has a terminal illness but it looks like she has put on weight and it looks good on her.

r504 Taylor Swift's PR team was backstage waiting to do the photo and sent it to ET immediately. A friend who works for Vanity Fair watched her team get to work swiftly after she snubbed Celine onstage to do quick damage control.

[quote]Celine has a terminal illness but it looks like she has put on weight and it looks good on her.

Celine looks to be on prednisone with that puffy face. That was my immediate thought when I saw her. She ain't well, she's being managed.

Was Celine cold? What was with the coat? It was a nice coat, but she was indoors. Coat check, dear?

Miley Cyrus is a white trash hooker.

[quote]AC Nixon @nixonapun · [quote]Taylor Swift took the award from Celine Dion as if the legendary and former Grammy winner is just one of those runway models hired as trophy handlers. I don't blame the fans, everybody saw it.

[quote]Celine has a terminal illness but it looks like she has put on weight and it looks good on her.

If she's taking steroids, that could explain the weight gain; here's how Lee Remick looked at her final public appearance a little over two months before she died.

A more extreme example would be Lee Atwater.

[quote]Clearly Celine is NOT looking well.

She looks VERY well. The tabloids have had her as an immovable skeleton confined to a wheelchair and at death's door for well over a year now, and to see her walk out onstage with some weight on her and looking very present and alive was a very pleasant surprise.

The level of hate some of you manage to work yourselves into over random celebrities is a bit disturbing. I don't get it. Some of these people annoy me slightly but they aren't a part of my life, I can avoid the ones I don't care for but taking the effort to develop actual hate for them is just weird.

And...?

R578 you MUST be new here, toots

It was the Grammys highest viewership in 4 years, bringing in 16.9 million viewers

Lewks. Not all the lewks, surely. How do red carpets work? Do they have a list for photographers? Do they announce the person posing?

I feel like I'm ok with names and faces and music but half these people are giving WHO? Who the f is this? And why are you here, if we want to get into it. I see the few names I looked up are of course Googlable. A broadway performer! A ripped DJ with 2000 monthly listeners on Spotify but 200+ thousand Instagram followers! (whatever that means).

R577 Yes, indeed. Less than a year ago, there was video of her being wheeled up the altar at her son's wedding, looking skeletal and with one foot in the grave. She had to be helped out of her wheelchair by two people just to briefly stand up. The gossip then was that she was near death.

Now look at her.

The number of producers on albums is insane now. The Beatles had George Martin.

Are the woke political stunts over for good?

I wonder if Celine is faking her illness to get out of her Vegas contract? I mean who wants to be stuck in that shithole for the next 3 years?

Did anyone else notice that humongous vein on her boob when she walked by?

I didn't even watch but there was some fun. Doja Cat adding a bunch of (fake?) tattoos. Paris Jackson covering all of hers.

Paris Jackson is giving SOUTHWEST US trailer park meth junkie vibes.

Why was Paris Jackson at the Grammys? Why is she a celebrity at all?

She’s MJ’s adopted daughter and happens to be gorgeous. I love that she covered her tats. What a difference it makes!

Have we even discussed Céline 's bob??

Except it's a one night only, R590. I don't know guys, I'm ready for Gen Alpha to come full circle on having tats at all.

Have we discussed stunner and newly minted country music star Jelly Roll?

Paris Jackson is a beautiful girl who turned into a piece of trash. The tattoos are ugly and tragic.

First of all, who is Doja Cat? And are all those hideous tattoos real?

Here's the opening of The Grammys 40 years ago. Tay-tay, Fantasia, Dua Lipa, Miley, Billie, Beyonce and all the other no-talents at last night's Grammys please take note: This is called talent.

Lenny Kravitz looks like someone ripped his head off and stuck it on a paper doll cutout

[quote]No, This Is Not Celine Dion In A Wheelchair Dancing At Her Son's Wedding BOOM found that the video shows Kathy Poirier, who was diagnosed with ALS, sharing an emotional moment during her son's wedding.

I believe it, r571. I also believe that everything Kanye and Kim Kardashian said about her was true. She hid away for six years because they brought the receipts in the form of that recorded phone call. She’s the reigning Queen of fake, fake, fake. Wear the crown bitch. You earned it. 👏👑🏆

R595 Doja is a singer. The tats are fake. The one on her forehead is the name of the designer of her dress. Doja added fake ones and Paris Jackson covered hers. Too funny.