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Mary Margaret McMertz for Aunt Martha’s Old Fashioned Salad Dressing

Featuring housewife,Lucille McGillicuddy.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 8, 2025 10:47 PM

A commercial on The Dicke Davis Show! Only $.40 a quart!

by Anonymousreply 1February 3, 2024 1:34 PM

Mary Margaret McMertz was one of the country’s leading home economists!

by Anonymousreply 2February 3, 2024 1:35 PM

What do you want me to do with it?

Why, I want you to taste it.

Taste it?

by Anonymousreply 3February 3, 2024 1:39 PM

What's Aunt Martha trying to do, poison me?

by Anonymousreply 4February 3, 2024 1:40 PM

Why was Lucy ruining her best friend’s big break?

by Anonymousreply 5February 3, 2024 2:17 PM

Cancel! Cancel!

by Anonymousreply 6February 3, 2024 3:06 PM

Meh. Stick with the original.

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by Anonymousreply 7February 3, 2024 4:50 PM

Hello!

by Anonymousreply 8July 12, 2024 8:09 PM

This is Mary!

by Anonymousreply 9January 8, 2025 9:17 PM

It's made with real old-fashioneds!

by Anonymousreply 10January 8, 2025 10:10 PM

A free bottle after you eat my ass

by Anonymousreply 11January 8, 2025 10:22 PM

Mmmmm, tastes like ass. Swamp ass.

by Anonymousreply 12January 8, 2025 10:47 PM
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